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On April 20th, I will be celebrating with Adolf Hitler his birthday at Lake Success in Porterville, California. There will be fireworks and plenty of beer and Kilbeggan Whiskey being consumed by the gallon! Also Bratwurst and a host of other German foods. We will have 42 of our famous Flying Saucers from AREA 51 fly a perfect SWASTIKA FORMATION over the lake in honor of our beloved Furher ADOLF HITLER!
Born in 1889 our Furher has stayed young like myself due to our advanced Nazi Science developed from the BELL Technology.
President Joe Biden has begged me to let him enter the GATE at AREA 51 so that he would be young forever, but I do not let Communists and atheists have access to the GATE, only loyal Nazi Party members and people that I deem essential to the future of our planet.
I am looking forward to seeing all of you, and showing you our Nazi Castle above Springville and Coffee Camp. It is glorious on top of a mountain and well worth the journey to see it! Remember it is great being a Nazi, be proud of your heritage and our glorious history!

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Dear Piss Ant Putin,
Are you out of your mind??? Are you on drugs??? Have you been reading to many comic books??? Man Bernie makes more sense than you do and he is a certified Lunatic!! Man gets with the program, you gots to grow up and live in the Real World!! I grew up in Scranton, a real hell hole, if it wasn't for Popcorn beating up all those guys I wouldn't be alive!
Vlad, the reason I am laughing so hard is that I've played you like a fiddle! Vladimir when you met with President Xi Jinping in CHINA didn't he tell you that they would support you 100% when you invaded Ukraine?? But they did not keep their word did they?? Do you know why??? Because they paid me $500 Million dollars to get you to invade Ukraine. Remember I did nothing for 10 months, and you kept asking me about Ukraine!! The Chinese wanted you to invade!! Why??? Because they know this is going to lead to a Nuclear War between Russia and NATO. China is going to emerge as the No. 1 power in the world!!! Read the quatrains from Nostradamus,
And the Red Dragon will emerge unscathed,
And rule the world for 30 years,
But they will be afraid of the Woman on the White Horse,
Because Death will come unto them because she has the eyes of a White Wolf and Hell is coming with her.

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Dear President Joe Biden,
I have decided to return Alaska to the rightful claim by the Russian people. You will pay me $ Six Trillion Dollars by March 20th, or I will land in Alaska 100,000 Russian Airborne Troops. We will take Alaska! 1,000 years from now the Russian People will celebrate this moment that I Vladimir Putin returned Alaska to Russia. We are going to kill all the Eskimos and rape Sarah Palin and drink lots of Vodka and party like its 1999! Then we will take California and solve the homeless problem, by killing all the homeless people! In fact after our Rockets hit California everyone is going to homeless anyway!
How do you like dem Apples Joe???
Now I would like to ask Anna Kreisling a question. Why did you save my life in Syria? I still do not fully understand why?? Were you under orders to save my life?

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On March 15th at exactly 3:30 President Joe Biden pooped his diaper full of crapola, and then fell over dead. Actually he had been dead for a week but nobody noticed. But now let me assure the AMERICAN People that I am now the AMERICAN PRESIDENT.
Now let's get down to business, I am sick and tired about hearing about Vladimir Putin, so in one hour we are going to launch 1,000 Nuclear Tipped Missiles at him and turn him into chalk dust!! Then lets end the war in Ukraine and the Russians can go home to a new leader!! I am putting Boris Badanov and Natasha in charge of Russia! When I was a little girl I loved watching Rocky and Bullwinkle, and I fell in love with Boris and Natasha!! She is so sexy,,,and Boris is so baaadddd!!!
Next we are going to lower the price of gas down to $2.00 a gallon,,,,HOW??? We'RE going TO DRILL BABY DRILL, AND MAKE SO MUCH GAS,,,THAT NO ONE WILL HAVE TO WATCH MEL GIBSON as MAD MAX,,,AND DREAM ABOUT GETTING SOME GAS FOR HIS CAR!! GOD I LOVE MEL GIBSON,,,HE WAS SO GOOD IN DIE HARD!!! GOD I LOVE HIS BUTT!!!
Soon, my fellow Americans you will be able to walk down the street with your best girl in your arms and be proud that you are an American! AND IF YOU ARE A GUY WHO LIKES GIRLS,, YOU ARE A TRUE BLUE LESBIAN!! Man I love Mel Gibson's BUTT!!

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I have been researching Anna Kreisling and the Junkers JU-390 flight to New York for five years. Here are my results,,,
1. The flight Logs from August 1943 from the Corvo Island in the Azores has been found. They show that a Junkers Ju-290 Tanker aircraft flew in on August 10th, 1943 and was based there until the end of August, when it flew back to Germany.
Why would a Ju-290 Tanker aircraft be based at that time in the Azores??? The answer is simple, to await the refueling of a Junkers JU-390 Recon Aircraft coming from New York.
During World War II many German U-Boats were refueled in the Azores,,,why not a German Junkers JU-390.
2. I have seen the picture of Anna Kreisling in the Australian flying magazine,,,PACIFIC FLYER. She was 81 years old at the time and still quite beautiful, but she also looked very physically fit, healthy and her eyes just sparkled!
So I traveled to Las Vegas and stayed at CEASARS PALACE,, and after four weeks she showed up!! At the pool, karamba, is she ever gorgeous! The sunlight was shimmering off her bazongas, her tits, and she was tan, karamba, what a firm tan ass she has! and her eyes, the same firey dazzling eyes I saw in her picture! There is something going on here that only Science can explain! There has to be some connection between the DIE GLOCKE and why Anna Kreisling looks so good at 102 years of age! This is something that only Science can answer!

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Dear Nazi Pilot Anna Kreisling,
You can not do this!!! Fly Mig 29's into Ukraine to help the people deal with our Russian Air Force bombing and killing women and children!! Joe Biden has promised me that we Russians will have a free hand in killing women and children!! He is the President of the United States, you can not say NO to him!! Besides I have made some really good deals with Joe!!
1. He is allowing me to claim sovereign Russian Territory that historically belonged to Russia! The Red Star in the California Flag is there because California was once part of the Great Soviet Russian Empire!! President Biden has promised me California if I don't use my Nuclear Weapons!
2. Comrade Joe Biden has promised me the State of Alaska because it was once a part of Russia!!
3. Joe Biden has promised China the Phillipines, Taiwan, Hawaii and even Australia if the Chinese promise to pay him $ONE BILLION DOLLARS!! Wow!! What a deal!! Boy the Chinese are really happy tonight!!
Anna, don't you see that we have won!! No one cares about the murder of millions of women and children in the Ukraine. Joe Biden is a coward and a chicken. He only cares about posturing and looking good, when he said that he would do everything to help Ukraine, do you really think he was telling the truth???

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Yesterday I visited Nellis AFB, 55 miles west of AREA 51. Many people do not realize that Nellis AFB provides security for AREA 51. Since the USA signed an agreement with Germany to share all Alien Technology with them, the Germans have over 229 Mig-29's based at Nellis AFB.
Last night I conferred with Adolf Hitler and Himmler to have these Mig-29's transferred to Ukraine. So today I have 27 C5-A Galaxies ready to fly the disassembled Migs to Romania.
I would like to congratulate Angela Merkel for getting the German government to allow me to do this. Also I would like to congratulate Don Lemon for finally convincing Joe Biden that unless he does this Donald Trump will defeat him in 2024. It is good to see so many Democrats want to help the Ukrainian people.
This is what is uniting the American people and NATO, that if we don't stop the Russians in Ukraine, their next target will be Poland and then Germany.
The Ukraine already has seven pilots who have become ACES flying their Mig-29s. The Russian Pilots have forgotten how to dogfight, they fly to their target loaded with bombs and then out of the sun down come the Ukrainian Migs armed with Sidewinder and Sparrow missiles, and for close shooting a 20mm cannon in the nose.
More than 300 German pilots who used to guard AREA 51 have volunteered to fly for Ukraine.

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Last night I saw a yellow and blue Robin sitting on a limb outside my window. I opened up my window and in he flew. I sat down and shed a tear and thought that this is what is happening in Ukraine right now. The women and children are fleeing the Russians and they are now coming to England and the Free World. We open our windows and hearts and let them in. This yellow and blue bird stayed until morning and then flew out the window, back to his home. Some day Ukraine will be Free again, and the women and children can return home to see their fathers and sons again.

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We can confirm that Russian Helicopters are dropping SARIN GAS on civilians in Ukraine. We can also confirm that cluster bombs are being used on civilians. President Joe Biden promised the people of Ukraine that he would do everything possible to help them. O.K. Joe,,,,when are you going to get started????
1. Start flying in supplies at night to the Ukrainian Military.
2. Establish a NO FLY ZONE over Europe and the Ukraine!
3. Ship to UKRAINE 157 A-10 Thunderbolt attack aircraft, the UKRAINE now has 1,287 volunteer pilots from all over the world, they can fly these jets and destroy the Russian Tank and armored brigades!!
4. Get off your lazy dumb ass and do something Joe, just don't talk big and make big promises,,,get off your dumb ass and do something!
Joe the one person who is doing something is Anna Kreisling! She is flying a C-130 into the Ukraine at night loaded with weapons. Joe why can't you do something like this??? I flew with her on one of these missions and let me tell you it is dangerous! But she is doing this because that is what she is good at!! What are you good for Joe??? Sitting around and making BIG PROMISES while doing nothing???
Joe don't you realize that if UKRAINE falls your credibility goes down the drain!! Do you really want Donald Duck TRUMP to win the next election??? Get off your ass Joe and do something, the entire FREE WORLD IS COUNTING ON YOU!!!

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Dear Dr. Fauci, Wuhan Lab,

Did you see speech by Joe Biden on Chinese Communist T.V.??? From one Commie to another, he really made me proud!! Notice how he did not mention the wide open Southern Border!! Joe Biden has let 46,000 Red Chinese Troops take over the Panama Canal. Another 226,000 Red Chinese Troops are in Alcapulco, plus 378,000 Chinese Troops are in Puerto Villarta with the Mexican Drug Cartel Army ready to invade California!
We gonna kill every Puta Gringo American we can find. Good ole Joe has made it impossible for people in California to buy guns and ammo. We will invade with tanks and planes and with our Chinese Mexican Drug Cartel Army we are going to slaughter those YANKEE DOODLE DANDIES!!!
Make no mistake Dr. Fauci, soon all of California will be singing our Chinese National Anthem or they gonna die!!

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Dear Rachel Maddow,
I received your letter about how does Anna Kreisling look so good! All that I can tell you is that you must read about how DIE GLOCKE was brought to the United States by SS Col. Hans Kammler in a Junkers JU-390 on April 28th 1945 and he landed at Wright Patterson AFB and turned over this TOP SECRET device to the OSS. It was Werner Von Braun who told the OSS that they must find and locate Anna Kreisling before the Russians did, that the fate of the world could be decided by this!
Why?? Because using DIE GLOCKE technology Anna Kreisling had flown through time and had returned when Hitler was celebrating his 50th Birthday in Berlin.
This was in 1939 and she brought proof that Hitler would win in his coming war with FRANCE! Even the plans for CASE WHITE were turned over to Hitler. This explains why he over ruled his Generals and had the German Army push through the Ardennes Forest!
Rachel because Anna Kreisling can move through time, she does not age like you and I. But here is the mystery, even though she can move through time, she is not always right! Even she can not explain this, except that there is the possibility of more than one dimension of reality existing at the same time. Example; in the future she saw that Hillary Clinton would become President of the United States,,,,Yet Donald Trump won the election! Anna was stunned,,,yet on this dimension, this reality, Trump won when the future showed that Hillary was supposed to be President!!
DIE GLOCKE led to the creation of GATE TECHNOLOGY, AND if you can enter a Gate, it can transport you through time and space. So far Anna Kreisling at AREA 51 is the only person who has access to this Gate, it is locked in to her DNA, only she can activate this Gate. This is why Heinrich Himmler is alive and doing great in the year 2022. She went back to 1945 and brought his dead body into the Gate and when she emerged with him in 1995, he was alive and in great health. So Rachel, you may ask why did she save Heinrich Himmler?? Because in 1923 when her mother was murdered by communists in Berlin, Adolf Hitler gave Anna to him so that he could raise her with his other daughter! The most guarded secret in the Third Reich was that Hitler had a daughter and it was Heinrich Himmler who raised her!
Rachel, like it or not, our world is controlled by forces that are beyond our control.

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It has been reported on CNN NEWS that I am a liar for saying that there are Nazi's in the Ukraine. This morning a Nazi SS Panzer Division has launched an attack from Poland. 800 JAGDPANTHER Tanks from the Das Reich Division. From the Ukraine 675 Panthers and 756 King Tiger Tanks from the SS Leibstandarte Division are driving north they have encircled 46,000 Russian Troops. Leading this assault is Anna Kreisling and Sepp Deitrich and Otto Skorezny! So far they are slaughtering the Russian troops and taking no prisoners! The heads of the Russians are adorning the sides of their tanks. We have pictures of her chopping the heads off of more than 300 Russians, blood is all over her samurai sword and her face and clothing! My troops are screaming and running from Giant Spiders, many of them being eaten alive by there 88 yard wide Tarantula's.
President Biden you must keep your promise and attack AREA 51 and stop the Nazi's from helping Ukraine! Before I attacked the Ukraine you should have told me about these Giant Spiders! To see my Russian Troops being eaten alive by these Giant Spiders is really upsetting my stomach! I can't eat caviar or Goose anymore without having diareah! I am pooping my pants just like you do! This is bad! All my advisors want to sit 35 yards away from me! At least I can change my own diapers! I throw them down on the Russian People and watch them scream and run away! Joe Baby, how is the attack going on AREA 51????

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Two years ago I was assigned by CNN NEWS to track down and take pictures of Anna Kreisling. I have only been partially successful. First you never know when she is going to be at a certain place. Next as Flight Director of AREA 51, you can't begin to get on that base, or anywhere near it. What I did was get a room at CEASARS in Las Vegas and just kick back and relax and smoke some dope and get a lot of LAP DANCES. Then by the pool one afternoon she appeared. In a coral orange bikini with sea shells on her left wrist. She laid down in the sun and removed her top and those glorious breasts just straining to reach the sky. WoW!! I grabbed my camera but it did not work! So I tried to walk over to her but within 35 yards I was stopped by these two Japanese men and they asked me what I was up to??? They escorted me back to my cabana and I just sat there and watched her for an hour!
My research instead turned to the Luftwaffe Pilot Hans Pancherz. Most folks don't realize this but we know for a fact that he flew the JU-390 to Capetown South Africa and landed there with Martin Bormann in November of 1944. Why? This was a part of Operation Paperclip, the evacuation from Germany of its most TOP SECRET PROJECTS, Scientists and high ranking NAZI officials! For three days Martin Bormann hammered out these agreements and left with many signed documents from the British and the OSS.
It also is apparent that Hermann Goering was aware of Heinrich Himmler and Martin Bormann doing this with Hitler's blessing. He was jealous of their power and he authorized an attack on New York using a JU-390 with a very dirty lethal Atomic Bomb. Thank God this attack failed and the JU-390 crashed in bad weather off the coast of owls head Maine.
But if you stay on Hans Pancherz, and read where he was in the war, you begin to understand his involvement with Anna Kreisling. The most successful Junkers JU-390 missions were flown by Hans Pancherz and Anna Kreisling.
Adolf Hitler did not care whether she lived or died, he approved of these flights. The Recon flight over New York in August of 1943. The testing of the New York defences in January of 1944. Finally Anna leaves for Japan, and it is in April of 1945 that she is flown back to Germany in a Junkers JU-390 with direct orders from Hitler and Bormann to report to the Bunker in Berlin to evacuate Adolf Hitler, Eva, Blondi, and Martin Bormann and his aides. In case she did not make it,,,Hannah Reitsch and Hans Baur were also required to be at the Bunker in Berlin. Three of the top rescue pilots in the world in the Bunker with Hitler. Do you really think this was just by sheer coincidence???
By the way the best picture of Anna Kreisling can be found in the June 2001 issue of Pacific Flyer from Australia. page 23, upper right hand corner. At the time she was 81 years of age and still gorgeous!

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It is Wednesday morning here in Ukraine and I am waking up in a camp full of hippies and gypsies! Actually it is a part of the U.S. Army because their are three Sherman tanks commanded by someone called ODDBALL. Clint Eastwood is here and we are going to go 56 miles behind the Russian Lines and rob a bank that has more than $14 Million dollars in Gold!!
ODDBALL is teaching me to command one of the tanks and since I like to shout orders and cuss, I am doing a great job, besides there is $14 Million in Gold just waiting for us to grab!
This is what life is all about, you take a chance and walk away rich. No more kissing babies and being Vice President, just run away to the Bahama's and get your freak on!
I really admire Anna Kreisling, she is trying to save all of the wild animals in Africa, especially the elephants!
America would really be much better off under the command of NAZI LEADERS. They know how to run a country. They put the needs of the farmers first ! The Nazi Party wants America to go back to the year 1957, when America was at its height of power and glory!

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Dear Anna Kreisling,
Very few people know this, but you saved my life while I was visiting our Russian Troops in Syria. However back in 2008 you invaded the Kuril Islands north of Japan, the island of Iturup to be exact and killed more than 4,000 Russian Troops guarding a small air base that we have there! We had to send Russian Naval and Airborne forces to retake this island and found that your forces were gone! The Japanese Government did not want a war with Russia, so why in hell did you invade in the first place??? So we routinely kill Japanese Fishermen in the area, is this why you slaughtered Russian Forces there???
Now you are in the Ukraine with three Panzer Divisions, do you really expect to survive against our mighty Russian Army?? You may have superior technology and firepower but we have lots of Russian Soldiers that we don't mind losing in the coming invasion!
I really got a laugh out of Joe Biden! Sending 3,000 U.S. Troops to Poland??? Is he kidding??? We have more troops than that guarding just one of our air bases!
Joe Biden says America has a strong military, yet since he has become President he has purged 166,000 U.S. Army troops out of the military because they are Republicans!! Your Air Force has lost 2,687 highly trained pilots!! Your Navy has lost 45,687 sailors because they are Christians!
Here in Russia we have learned over the years not to purge the military! Stalin did this before World War II, and we almost lost the war because he killed so many Russian officers and men. An example that Anna and the Condor Legion know to well is the 1,000 Russian pilots sent by Stalin to Spain in 1936 and 1937. Many of these Russian Pilots became Aces over the skies of Spain, yet when they returned to Russia, Stalin said that they were tainted with Western Ideas, and he had them all shot!! The Germans in the Condor Legion when they returned were treated as heroes, many of them had shot down more than 22 aircraft and later during the Battle of Britain and over the skies of Russia this combat experience proved very valuable!
But now Anna Kreisling you are in serious trouble! Did you know that Joe Biden has assembled 15,000 Mexican DRUG Cartel gang members to assault AREA 51.
Bernie Sanders and Joe Biden are in Las Vegas right now passing out money and guns to these gang members. Anna you don't have a chance, so get out of the Ukraine and go defend AREA 51. You saved my life once, now I am saving yours!

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At this time I would like to apologize for being so angry about the situation in Ukraine. I remind myself that James Newsom's parents were both Democrats and were some of the finest hard working people you could ever meet. They always taught their son to vote for the best candidate, not the party. I apologize to Democrats everywhere, it is not your fault that currently the Democratic Party is supporting Leftist Communist Views. The last great Democratic President was Bill Clinton. A great American and a superb President. Every President since Bill Clinton has been a disaster for this nation.
At this moment I am watching the Olympics with Heinrich Himmler and Adolf Hitler and Eva. We think it is so sad that the Russian 15 year old girl is being treated so unfairly. The Russian figure skater Kamila Valieva is facing all this despicable rudeness with courage and bravery. My words to her would be, " Your love for Ice Skating and your grace and your beauty will transcend everything, all these hardships you are facing!"

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Dear Anna Kreisling,
On behalf of the people of Germany I wish to thank you for all the support you are giving to the people of Ukraine. No one has suffered so much at the hands of the Russians like the people of Germany and the Ukraine.
Joe Biden could care less about the One million women in the Ukraine who will be raped and killed by the Russian pigs. Did Joe Biden care about the women in Afghanistan?? History will show what a coward and corrupt he is! Everything that Joe Biden does is to benefit the Red Chinese and his own pockets.

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After years of research on Hitler's Nuclear Weapons Program, I have recently uncovered new evidence.
First, I have uncovered two new pictures of Anna Kreisling taken in 1938. In the first picture she is wearing a two piece bathing suit which is not a bikini. In 1938 the style was much more modest, yet even then the German Girls would take off their tops to sun bathe, and this was considered healthy and normal. Yes I can confirm that she is gorgeous, a girl that can be compared to Veronica Lake,,or Grace Kelly,,or Marilyn Monroe. She exudes confidence and there is fire in her crystal ice blue eyes. In the second picture she is completely nude sunbathing with Eva Braun. Eva is wearing a black one piece bathing suit and she is looking up at the sky, so is Anna Kreisling. Why? I do not know.
The next facts are far more serious, they are the OSS interrogation of Hans Pancherz, the most Top Secret Pilot in the German Luftwaffe. He gives very short and brief answers, but does admit to flying a Junkers JU-390 to South Africa in 1944.
He also confirms Albert Speer's comment about a Junkers JU-390 flying to Tokyo Japan over the Polar Route in 1945.
He also confirms the mad passionate affair between Albert Speer and Kreisling in 1940 and how he took her to Paris with him when he toured Paris with Hitler.
However he just gives vague one worded answers about the flights of the JU-390 over Michigan and New York. You can tell that he is under orders to keep this a secret. Most of the time he tells the British Interrogators that he has no idea what they are talking about.
As a historian, one must ask," Why were Kreisling and Hans Pancherz so protected during the 1950's and 1960's??? Both were so protected by the CIA that no one knew they even existed!! Hans lived a comfortable life in Portugal and Spain and Anna did modeling in New York until 1955 when she married one of the wealthiest men in the world. Then she is back into aviation, traveling and supporting these NAZI air bases around the world. She even goes several times to Antarctica to support the Kreigsmarine Submarine bases there!

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To the people of Germany,
Do not believe one word President Joe Biden is telling you. That if Russia invades Ukraine he will destroy your Oil and Natural Gas pipelines and sell you all the oil and Gas you want from America.
Joe Biden already is destroying the Oil and Natural Gas industry in the United States.
For many years the German people have been told by Communists that Germany only needs solar and wind power to meet their energy needs. As a result Germany today can only supply 40% of the energy it needs. This is why you are so dependent on Russian Oil and Natural Gas.
Adolf Hitler was such a great leader. He told the German people that they must only trust themselves, that they have to secure their energy needs. For many people that know nothing about history, remember this, in the winter of 1919, over one year after World War I was over, the British were still blockading Germany. As a result 110,000 German women and children starved to death in the city of Hamburg alone. The British felt no shame in killing Germans long after the war was over! This is why Adolf Hitler came to power, this is why he taught us to love each other for being German, to not trust the British or French for our very survival !
President Joe Biden is a Communist Socialist who cares nothing about the people of the Ukraine or Germany!
Look at the State of California where Joe Biden is waging a war against the men and women who drive trucks. He is telling them that they will have to have Electric Trucks in Four Years or they will be arrested. These so called Electric Trucks do not even exist at the moment. In California they are being told that all oil and Natural Gas will be banned, that they have no choice and their opinions do not matter!
In California you can no longer buy guns or ammo unless the State gives you permission, which is a violation of the 2nd Admendment. Many cities used to sell ammo and shotguns now can no longer legally sell this! Why? Because the Communist Democrats in Sacramento are wanting complete power to tell the people what they can eat, what they are allowed to think, to take complete power. As a result many millions of people are fleeing California. But Joe Biden wants to use California as a great success story that the entire nation must enact the same laws and Communist Dictatorships. New York is another classic failure of the Marxist Democrats. The children in New York are not allowed to salute the American flag in the morning at school. They are being taught the Critical Race Classes that teach that America is a racist and evil nation. That the only way to save America is to destroy its history and ideals.
This brings me back to Germany. For decades the British Propaganda portrayed the German People as a bunch of rabid racist dogs. That at the 1936 Berlin Olympics Jessie Owens was treated badly by both Hitler and the German People. Jessie Owens himself said this was not true, that the German People loved him and showed him only admiration and kindness. When I was in the stands with Heinrich Himmler and Hitler, they clapped and cheered loudly for his races.
However within days the British Propaganda portrayed just the opposite. The British openly lied about the 1936 Olympics!
To the people of Germany, do not believe the Communists that are in power, you need oil and gas, do not believe the Liars and Traitors and Scumbags like Joe Biden!

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My Fellow Americans,
We as a nation are now $30 Trillion Dollars in debt. Folks what this means is that all of you, every Man Woman and child now owes the Government $33 Billion Dollars! Bernie and I realized that you will never be able to pay this off, so we are getting out of town before the American Taxpayers find us!
Folks, Bernie likes to dress up like the Flying Nun, and ride his Vespa Scooter. I prefer the Harley Davidson Wide Glide, with my Coon Skin hat and wearing just a Silver G-String with some red ruby slippers, the Republicans just can't keep their hands off me! There is nothing like the open road, getting out of Washington D.C., getting away from that skanky HO-HO-HO,,,Kamala Harris! So I crank up my Willie Nelson tunes and Bernie and I just roar off down the highway!
We are off to AREA 51 where Anna Kreisling is the Flight Commander and because I am the President of the United States she has gots to let us come in! Folks do you realize that AREA 51 is the most heavily guarded place in North America!!
I have never been to AREA 51, but I heard that Donald Trump went there and wound up washing Hitler's Mercedes and also the Junkers JU-390 that they have there! He kept babbling away about how great her Knockers were and how firm and tan her ass was! That Anna Kreisling was a goddess, the most beautiful woman he had ever seen! That she ordered him around like he worked at STARBUCKS!!
Well folks, don't worry about the poor people in the Ukraine, I just sent over three boxes of 22 ammo so this should really scare the Russians!
Our Southern Border is really secure, last month 136,000 illegal aliens crossed over many of which were criminals and terrorists, so don't worry, Joe Biden is on the job!
Meanwhile the real unemployment number is 30% of Americans are out of work. 90 Million Americans are homeless and hungry. When you go to Los Angeles you can find many famous actors who used to be on STAR TREK, are now homeless and smell worse than any Klingon ever did!
But what do I care? I'm Joe Biden, I'm rich and I have plenty of people who love me and will change my DEPENDS Diaper! So Sean Hannity, watch out! Bernie and I will come to your town, me on my Harley and Bernie on his Vespa Scooter, and we will sing and dance! Me in my Silver G-string and Bernie in his FLYING NUN costume!

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