WTF are you conservative retards talking about? Anna Kreisling? WW2? JU-390? Bill Clinton? Syria? Obama? I don't think anyone has a clue what you are rambling on about.

Man your intelligence in shit.

Yes it is fundamentally true that the CIA deleted the story of how Anna Kreisling saved my life in 1997. I feel bad that Rachel Maddow and Chris Matthews were not able to cover this story, but this is what happened. I was minding my own business in Bahrain and I had just left 35 Congressmen who were drunk as a skunk. So I went up to my Penthouse and gazed out over the balcony. There across the street on top of the roof was the most beautiful naked woman I had ever seen just getting into her Hot Tub! So I grabbed my Robe and ran across the street and up 13 flight of stairs and jumped into the Hot Tub with her! 14 seconds later some big hairy Persian GUYS grabbed me and hog tied me and hauled my bacon off to Teheran Iran! The hot naked girl was Asherkaun a Terrorist sent by Ackdimininutjob to kidnap me!! There at the Teheran Pussycat Night Club they started painting my toenails pink and started asking me some Top Secret things about Arkansas!!
Anna Kreisling was told by the CIA that I was being held in Teheran, Iran. So she flew her Douglas DC-3 into a Soccer field nearby and jumped out of her plane with just her Samurai sword. She killed and mutilated and chopped her way through 188 fat Smelly Iranian guards and set me free!! We were both running for our lives as hundreds of crazed Terrorists were chasing us down the streets! We made it to the plane and she took off and flew me back to Bahrain! The Congressmen were still drunk and barfing in the toilet so they never found out that I had been kidnapped!! Thank Goodness Hillary never found out either! This is why I call Anna Kreisling my Guardian Angel! She has saved my bacon many times!!

Steven, I called and talked with MSNBC NEWS Chris Matthews and he said that Obama is just a Taxi Cab Driver in Chicago and that BUSH is the President. If Obama was President of the United States why was he in Munich drinking Gallons of Beer with Bill Clinton and smoking Dope with Willie Nelson?? I am the President of Iran and I can't go WEEWEE behind building without the CIA taking pictures of me!! I have just come from the University of Teheran and they showed me a Documentary about the Nazi's on the MOON!! It is called IRON SKY and it nearly caused me to piss in my Jihadi Pants! Steven did you know that Sarah Palin is really the President of the United States! Did you know that Anna Kreisling is the hottest sexiest Kindergarten Teacher on the Moon! They have Flying Saucers which make our famous IIAF F-14 Tomcats look like Zionist Toys! Anyway see the movie IRON SKY, and you will see that I am telling the truth!

Ok Ahmadinejad, 1. Barrack Obama is president, not Bush, and 2. We cant let you kill her because then we have no defence against your crazed governments nuclear weapons.

Steven, tell the French that they are going to pay dearly for helping Anna Kreisling and these Rebels in Syria. We already tried to blow up the Eiffel Tower in Paris but these clever French Police found our Nuclear Device and then sold it to Israel. They made lots of money!
At this time I want to report some information to the CIA about Anna Kreisling. In 1944 and 1945 when she was in Japan she spent some time on the island of Matsuwa. This is in the Kuril Islands north of Japan. Our Russian KGB friends have pictures of her on this island at a secret Nazi Airbase. Two Junkers JU-390 aircraft are being refueled there and even today you can see Nazi 200 Liter Gasoline cans there littering the runway! There is a cave on this island where they mined for Uranium, and much of this was flown back to Germany. So here is my question to President George W. Bush,"Why do you support Anna Kreisling?? Why not arrest her and let us hang her then also stone her to death??"

Would France like to lend some Rafale Cs for use by Israel in the bunker attacks on Iran?

I was in New York last week and I met with President Bill Clinton and he talked with me about Anna Kreisling and her STARGATE that she has at AREA 51! It's history can be traced back to DIE GLOCKE brought to America from Germany in 1945. Once you can open the Dimension of Time and Space, travel to anywhere and anytime can be done instantly. Once these Nazi's built more advanced Gates they were able to encode their DNA, Which meant you would never age, you would never die of cancer, if were near death, you could be saved, and once you have used the STARGATE, YOUR EXISTENCE COULD BE FOREVER! Bill said that Anna has taken this technology one step further. Important people from the past could be intercepted and brought to the present time for service to the Reich. Thus when people in California and Europe and Argentina have seen Hitler, Himmler and so forth, they have actually seen these very real people. But Bill said that this is only part of the story, and why Anna and the fourth Reich is so important to the survival of the United States. I have also been told by the Mossad that attempts to capture or harm Anna Kreisling are strictly forbidden. It seems the greatest threat to Anna comes from the Soviet KGB. The Russians have many Sattelite pictures of her standing by her Junkers JU-390 parked on the tarmac at AREA 51!

If we target the facilities with bunker busting conventional weapons only, we will be able to keep fallout to a minimum. You know, not all of them are terrorists. Some just want to get on with their lives like we do. Also if we were to nuke a country with that many weapons, the fallout will not only be in Iran, but it will expand to nearby countries as well such as Pakistan, Israel, Egypt, and so many others. Also, just like crime, no matter how hard we try, terrorism will most likely not go away. You do not attempt to wipe out all the terrorists which the US tried to do and failed, only killing the head of one organization, but you destroy their ways of attacking. Using nuclear weapons will also most likely spark outrage in America, causing terrorism to grow right here.

I flew from AREA 51 to Morro Bay to watch the Presidential debate with Adolf Hitler and Eva. It was a chilly evening but later it was wonderful to walk on the beach with Adolf and Eva and remember the wonderful times in 1936 and 1939 before the war began. It was a time of wonder and excitement and for all Germans, a shared pride and enthusiasm for the future. Hitler commented that this is what is sad for him, to see America so divided and not to have this love for each other that he brought to Germany. I agreed with him that America is becoming to Marxist, to Communist in its ideology and this has led to the divisions in its people. Later the three of us sat by the massive stone fireplace and watched Der Fuhrer's favorite movie, CASABLANCA, Eva and I both agree that this was Hollywoods greatest movie! Hannah Reitsch was there also and it was wonderful to hear that she takes her new dog with her when she goes flying. It is a fluffly little snowball Terrier that the Americans call a Westie. A very cute and noble dog. Hannah will be flying back to AREA 51 with me to enjoy some of our latest spacecraft.

Steven we in the United States Air Force will have a lot more fun if we can blow all of IRAN up in one big Nuclear Fireball. It will make some great HOLLYWOOD Movies, and it will be great for morale. Steven remember it only took the Japs one month to conquer Vietnam in 1942, and we were there 10 years and we had 55 targets in North Vietnam off limits to our Fighter Bombers because a bunch of Russian Commies were there wearing their RED Underwear and cheering for Jane Fonda! Steven but the Joint Chiefs of Staff at the Pentagon are going along with your Strike Plans and they are going to hit the 72 sites that IRAN has for building Nuclear Bombs. Steven all that radiation is going to make all the Persians sick anyway. They are going to see their skin start falling off and they will be puking buckets of blood before they die! Steven please contact Hillary Clinton so I can pull out a B-52 Bomber. I love the B-52, it is still the greatest Bomber that has ever flown!

ARE YOU NUTS!? I MEANT HAVE THE WEAPONS TO TARGET THE FACILITIES ONLY. WE CANT BLOW UP THE WHOLE COUNTRY!!!!

Steven is absolutely positively 100% right. We give Israel and the Royal Saudi Air Force these weapons and we launch an all out Nuclear Attack and wipe these Persian Dogs off the face of the map in two hours. Obama and Joe Biden agree with me, if we let these Terrorists get their Camel smelling hands on a bomb you can kiss New York goodbye!! By the way for those of you like Rachel Maddow and the gang at MSNBC who know nothing about Communism and the Cold War. Let me make it simple. The reason we won the Cold War is because our Nazi Scientists and people were better than the Nazi Scientists that the Russians caught! Why do you think the OSS flew Anna Kreisling out of Germany in 1946?? Why do you think Werner Von Braun requested that she be located and brought to the U.S.A.! Why do you think Stalin wanted her captured! Rachel Maddow is such a dimwitted COW that she probably believes not one NAZI was brought to the United States! Rachel just look at the F-102 Delta Dagger. German designed, and developed with Anna Kreisling at the controls. I have met Anna on many occasions and let me tell you, she is a knockout Blonde Bombshell, hell they don't make Blondes this hot anymore! She is a wonderful kind person, but also Lucifer has nightmares about her!

We must give Israel 2,000lb JDAMs to help destroy Irans nuclear weapon facilities before they can deploy tactical ones on the Syrian people!

Yes I feel good about how I was able to convey my message of progress to the American people. Tomorrow night my friend President Obama will be debating Mitt Romney for the 2nd time. I have no doubts that he will do well. At this time I would like to pay tribute to Anna Kreisling and her work in Syria flying in needed supplies to the Rebels.
For those of you wondering about her place in history, when Hitler gave Hanna Reistch permission in 1945 to operate an all Woman Jet Squadron, she was third on the list. Here is the first three names on that list. Hannah Reistch, Melitta Schiller, Anna Kreisling, the list names 15 women that Hanna felt would be outstanding flying the Heinkel HE-162 Jet Fighter. In April, 1945 when it became apparent that the Salamander Jet Fighter would not be available the Squadron was disbanded. Then Hanna Reistch gave a request to Anna Kreisling that after Hitler was flown out of Berlin and secured to a safe place, that she test the Horten V-9 jet and to see to it that it did not fall into Soviet hands. This also was backed up by an order from Martin Bormann. This is why in April 1945, you have the three greatest rescue pilots in the world descend on the Bunker in Berlin. Hans Baur, Hanna Reistch, and Anna Kreisling. Were they successful? Well my friends the skull that the Russians have shown the world that they claim was Adolf Hitler's has been shown by DNA Analysis to that of a woman. Adolf Hitler, Eva Braun and even his dog, were flown out of Berlin. None of these bodies have ever been found!
One of the great meetings in history happened when President Kennedy invited Hanna Reistch to the White House. There she and Anna talked about the time at the Bunker and how masterful Martin Bormann had played this game of deception.

Wow! I just came from Wal-Mart and they are selling from China this really detailed 1/18th scale Junkers JU-390 with five detailed figures. You have Hans JOACHIM Pancherz the Pilot in command, ANNA KREISLING the Co-Pilot, Albert Speer holding a Stainless Steel Bra for Anna. Heinrich Himmler smiling and giving her a thumbs up! Also Adolf Hitler giving the crew a Nazi Salute! This is such a monster of an airplane that I hung it in the garage over my Dad's old BMW automobile! PRICE, ONLY $76.00 and man its worth every penny!

Who cares about Iran? Who cares about AREA 51? Also who gives a crap about a German Lady pilot brought here by the OSS in 1946?? What I want to know is why Obama lost the debate to Mitt Romney? How can our Black Messiah lose a debate to a Republican Retard from Utah?? I did some research and sure enough he went to Octoberfest with Bill Clinton and had a blast! An incredible time, and I also blame Anna Kreisling! She is such a perfect host that she made sure Willie Nelson and Bill Clinton and Barack Obama had everything a growing boy should have!! Hot Babes and Beer and plenty of WEED! JESUS PALOMINO, DID they have a good time! When Obama got back he couldn't find the bathroom by himself! He had such great memories of flying in that Junkers JU-390 that he forgot all about the debate with this retard Mitt Romney! One last thing, why can't Obama listen to Rachel Maddow and me?? If he would take our advice he would have no problems in the Middle East, there would be no poverty! Both Rachel Maddow and I could actually run the country better than any POT SMOKING HIPPIE from Kenya! Who needs this guy??

It is night here at AREA 51 and in the distance the helicopters are patrolling the vast perimeter of defence that we have here. Night time is when AREA 51 comes alive with color and sound. Exotic spacecraft land and takeoff and disappear quickly into the night sky. I am writing tonight to reply to Rabbi Mendelson in Miami who wrote to me and asked how a Nazi like myself could fly Obama around the world?? Well the answer is very simple, he is the President of the United States and I follow orders. If President Obama ordered me to fly into Iran and drop two 30 Megaton Nuclear Bombs on Teheran, Iran, I would because this is the duty of every American whether you are a civilian or in the Military. You follow orders. This is why most Americans do not have a grudge against me for flying over New York in 1943. I volunteered for this flight, because it was my duty. In the year 2012, I am really turned off by politics. I do not envy whoever will be the next President of the United States. We will be at war with Iran within six months and it could become very bad. I am not worried about China, but Russia is becoming more dangerous. These 4,500 Russian Troops in Syria helping Assad is a major threat to the entire Middle East. Both Iran and Russia seem to be wanting war, and it could become Nuclear very quickly. Example, Iran is training three squadrons of aircraft to attack the American Aircraft Carriers in the Persian Gulf and the Indian Ocean. If they are successful and they destroy two American Carriers, the President will have no choice but to use Tactical Nuclear Weapons on Iran. Iran will have to be destroyed in a matter of hours not days. I am hoping Vladimir Putin is understanding the need to keep Russia out of this Nuclear War. Also I would like to thank our military soldiers around the world. When I fly into Airbases in my C-130 many of you know who I am, but do not hold a grudge against me because I am a Nazi. Most of the time you see to it that I have a beer and everything is taken care of! I will always admire the U.S. Army in Germany in 1945 for helping the German people and the children of Germany!

I President Abdullah Gul of Turkey wish to congratulate Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and Anna Kreisling in their efforts to help the Syrian people overthrow this stinking murderer Assad! He has allowed the Russians to kill his people, he has allowed Iran and Hezbollah to kill Syrian Women and Children. What kind of leader does these things?
Anna Kreisling told me that Syria would soon be shooting across the border into Turkey and she was right! Does Assad think he can kill Turkish Women and Children and get away with it? Soon Anna and the Rebels will have Assad's head on a plate. Soon Syria will be free!

The Aigion is now over Syria and ready to launch Su-33s and J-15s to intercept Syrian aircraft to enforce a no-fly zone.