Im no longer looking for love Anna when you send me back in time. I have finally found someone. Her name is Nataly Garcia. Don't let her get involved in this war. I want to see this beautiful young woman safe. If any of the factions on here try to take her, I shall defend her with my life.

Boys, I find your fascination with my breasts to be very flattering. This is normal for young men to be in awe of women's knockers, this is how Hugh Hefner made over $100 million dollars with PLAYBOY back in 1957. No other magazine in America dared to capture what young men dreamed about. This is why PLAYBOY was so successful. If all of you young men want me to appear in PLAYBOY, just write Hugh Hefner and I will gladly appear in the magazine. I have no qualms about nudity. When I go swimming, I always swim nude, it is very healthy to be in the sunlight with no clothes. Most young men calm down after an hour and realize that the human body is nothing to be ashamed of.
Now I wish to relay a message to Vladimir Putin, You must restrain your desire to send more Russian troops to Syria. This could expand the war. The last thing the world needs is Russian and American Troops fighting each other in Syria. A NO FLY ZONE is needed in Syria done by ISRAEL, TURKEY AND the Royal Saudi Air Force.

But I just want to see her incredible 38D breasts!! Don't tell me she is fiction, please don't!! Anna Kreisling is as real as my dreams, and my dreams are so vivid of her walking by a pond and she is wearing tight glistening Black Leather and then she slowly turns and looks at me! Her Ice blue eyes are staring into my soul, capturing every detail of my face! Then she slowly unzips her leather and a chasm of paradise unfolds with her heavenly cleavage! Her breasts have me captured with their lusting carnage! Don't tell me Daddy that she is not real, I know she is real! Every night she comes to me in my dreams!

Just play along. Its amusing with what they come up with.

Or bed even ? Sweet dreams peeps , whatever planet you are on . And remember A.K. Is fiction.

Yawn. Time for bead said Zeberdee.

Anna Kriesling, Im a member of the newly founded Ikonos security squad. We can be deployed at any time by you or Steven to successfully change world power or events. We are available for use when you need us to remove a crazed dictator or a crazed power player of the world like Putin.

For the last three years I have listened to Anna Kreisling make the case for helping the people in Syria overthrow Assad. She has worked tirelessly for a NO FLY ZONE over Syria. I have now given Anna Kreisling permission to assist the Royal Saudi Air Force and the Israeli Air Force in implementing a NO FLY ZONE.
Next I am urging Democrats in California to stop harassing GUN owners and trying to BAN AMMO from getting into California. This is hurting the Democratic Party and it is making a LIAR out of JOE BIDEN!!! Example, Joe Biden said,"We will not take your GUNS away if they only have a 10 shot clip!" Well out in California it used to be LEGAL to sell the 10 shot VEPR 308 Hunting Rifle, NOW it is BANNED IN CALIFORNIA!!! This makes me and Joe look really BAD!!! So I am urging Senator Diane Feinstein and Senator Barbra Boxer and the Governor out there to lift the BAN ON AMMO and to make the VEPR 308 Hunting Rifle LEGAL AGAIN IN CALIFORNIA!! Besides the VEPR 308 is Harry Reid's favorite Rifle and every time I am around this guy he brags how well he can hit a beer can at 200 yards with it!! His main goal in life is to go back to AREA 51 and shoot that big huge hairy Spider they have at the infamous Black Hangar that guards Anna Kreisling's Junkers JU-390!! He said that this is personal, Nobody chases down Harry Reid and eats him and thanks they can get away with it!! However I keep telling Harry Reid that the Spider was developed in U.S. Government Labs and it cost the TAXPAYERS OVER $10 Million Dollars to create this Spider. That he can't go around shooting U.S. Government Property!! Anyway Harry is mad and everyday he takes his VEPR 308 out to the Range and shoots it. He says he feels better after going shooting!

Has anyone besides Chris Matthews and myself noticed that since President Obama sent in Anna Kreisling and her private Nazi Army into North Korea that Kim Jong Un. This insane and crazy Leader is now strangely quiet?? For those of you who have not witnessed what Nazi Zombies and high Tech Firepower can do, you are in for a shock. This small private Army slaughtered over 125,000 North Koreans. Kim Jong Un is now is hiding, and yet Obama refuses to take credit for this American Victory. Just like with Osama Bid Laden, it was President Obama that decided to send in the American Forces which killed him. It was also President Obama who ordered Anna Kreisling and her advanced high Tech NAZI Army to invade North Korea and obliterate the North Korean Army guarding Kim Jong Un.
There is more than just advanced aircraft at AREA 51. This is the most highly guarded Airbase in North America. Where horrors and monsters and Aliens are common everyday things they work with. When you walk up to famous Black Hangar and you see Anna Kreisling's Junkers JU-390, at first everything seems normal. Then you see the Nazi Flags and Spacecraft floating above the ground. You can go 51 Levels underground where they are doing DNA Research that is going to completely change the world forever. When you watch them activate the STARGATE and realize the power of this machine, that they can go to any time, to any place, you begin to understand why the public is not allowed to know what goes on here. By the way this is the only place you can hear reports about AREA 51. None of this can be reported on Television. No pictures are allowed, including pictures of Anna Kreisling. Her work and AREA 51 must remain a secret. For those of you who are unfamiliar with secrets. Try getting the 127,000 documents from Operation PAPERCLIP released, or the remaning 55,000 documents from the Kennedy Assasination released. Good Luck Trying!

I want to tell everyone how pleased I am with all your cards and letters telling me how happy you are with my full recovery. I'm glad to!! Can you imagine what it's like to land at AREA 51 and you are expecting a chicken dinner, and you find a Giant Spider chasing you because you are the dinner!! Folks this is terrible! But thanks be to God and Anna Kreisling for saving some of my DNA and rebuilding me! I'M AS GOOD AS NEW, in fact I am better! Now I can run the 100 yard dash in 11 seconds. I can survive a fight with that sun burned stupid POS MF JOHN BOEHNER!! He doesn't pick on me anymore! He used to kick sand on me and hit me hard in the shoulder when he walked by, but now the New Senator Harry Reid has learned to fight back! Three times a week Senator Barbara Boxer has me put on some boxing gloves and she tries to beat the crap out of me. In the old days I only lasted 45 seconds, but now I can go 10 Rounds and I usually knock her out and flatten her by the 7th round! One of these days I'm going back to AREA 51 WITH MY VEPR 308 Rifle and I'm gonna shoot that Giant Spider that they have there!! I don't care if it has a job to guard Anna Kreisling's JU-390! I don't care that it was raised in a secret Government Laboratory! I'm gonna get revenge on that big hairy 55 yard Tarantula! Nobody eats Harry Reid and gets away with it! Right now I am listening to President Obama give a News Conference and he is praising Anna Kreisling for her work in Syria helping the Rebels resist this POS ASSAD who dumps SARIN GAS on his own people.
This morning I'm gonna vote to increase our spending for AREA 51! Harry Reid and America is proud of YOU ANNA KREISLING, and I salute all of you and our ARMED FORCES!!

Mikhail Fradkov KGB SUR Director,
This afternoon our leader Vladimir Putin was asleep on the couch with a door open letting in some sunlight. This was in a very highly guarded part of the Kremlin. Suddenly he awoke and he saw Anna Kreisling standing in the doorway looking down on him. Vladimir thought at first he was dreaming and gazed at her frost Blonde hair, her piercing ice blue eyes. Her face which seemed to be showing no anger to him, just studying him intently. He stood up and politely invited her in, and then she spoke briefly and handed him some documents. Then she turned and left. What has him concerned is that there were over 120 guards that were supposed to be guarding him, but they did not see her enter the Kremlin!
For those of you in the West, this is further proof to us in the Soviet Union that you have no idea what kind of Power is being used at AREA 51. For the students at MIT and YALE who believe that Time Travel is impossible, I want you to know of Three events that already prove that people have travelled in Time and Space.
1. Hitler's invasion of Poland and France. Hitler on his 50th Birthday in 1939 received news that a jet aircraft had travelled through TIME and had landed at Templehoff Airfield in Berlin. This pilot was Anna Kreisling!! With Historical proof that CASE WHITE would be a success if Hitler's plan was followed!
2. The Kennedy Assasination in 1963 was done by a team of TIME Travellers from the future. Oswald was indeed a patsy, but the shooters at Daly Plaza were from the future! Why were they there?? To change the future!
3. Adolf Hitler's escape in 1945. Remember how all your history books said he had committed suicide?? Now you understand that Hitlers Body was never found! A Doppleganger or Double was used, the skull through DNA Analysis turns out to be that of a woman. Hitler was rescued by people who gave him hope by revealing the future to him. We know today that before he died in Argentina in 1964, he was brought through Time to this present TIME by a GATE developed at AREA 51. This is why you have a Junkers JU-390 with DIE GLOCKE delivered to Wright Patterson AFB in OPERATION PAPERCLIP in 1945 by SS Gen. Hans Kammler!

I am back at AREA 51 sitting in a lawn chair and having a Beer and looking at the Night Sky. So many things to report on, but it is comforting to be home and be with my beloved Junkers collection. Richard Bach is here with me and so is James Newsom. At the moment James is talking with Richard about the Fleet Biplane which is also one of his favorite Biplanes! For those of you who can not come to AREA 51, I urge you to travel to Castle AFB in California. They have a B-36 Peacemaker, the largest Bomber ever flown by the U.S.A.F. It is massive and slightly larger than my Junkers JU-390!! When you walk around the B-36 with its six propeller motors you will get an idea of what it is like to walk around my Junkers JU-390!
My first comment tonight is the bravery and courage shown by the Police and the FBI in capturing this 19 year old Terrorist. My next question is to President Obama," Why don't you secure the border?? Over 3,600 Hezbollah Terrorists are inside the United States helping the Mexican Drug Cartels kill American Citizens. These Terrorists and Killers must be hunted down. Why? Because IRAN is backing these Terrorists and the Mexican Drug Cartel.
Again I wish to congratulate the SS 7TH PANZER LEIBSTANDARTE, you were magnificent in our invasion of North Korea!! Kim Jong Un was so funny running across that field with his diaper on fire!!

I am looking at some blueprints for the German Die Glocke from 1955 while Die Glocke was based here at Edwards Air Force Base. Absolutely incredible. This Nazi Device was primarily a TIME TRAVEL MACHINE, but also capable of flying into different Dimensions once the time and space portals were opened up. This explains why Einstein was with Anna Kreisling on many different occasions from 1946-1955. Albert Einstein helped Anna enhance the powers of the Die Glocke to the point that it became a true STAR GATE, capable of teleporting people and materials vast distances into space. This also explains how she was able to go back to 1945 and bring Heinrich Himmler alive back to the present time. Once Himmlers DNA was encoded into this GATE, you would have the potential to never age, to be able to live forever. The potential for this machine is mind-boggling. The blueprints show how it was to be loaded into a Junkers JU-390 to be flown out of Germany. What the diagrams show is that the Nazi's had built seven different types of Die Glocke before they were flown out of Norway in 1945! No wonder Stalin spent so much time searching for anyone connected with these secret SS Military Projects!

Me run like hell for 13 miles screaming with my diaper on fire!! I look behind me and 3,675 Nazi Zombies are after me and want to eat me for lunch! This kind of warfare is nor fair to glorious North Korean Army. We nothing but fried Zuchinni to these Nazi Zombies! Suddenly I look back and the Zombies are gone! Another two miles and I come to bunker and they throw water on my diaper and put out blaze! My butt looks like it has been at a Chinese Barbecue! All you need is some sweet and sour sauce and you can eat my butt like a New York Steak! I turn on CNN NEWS TO FIND OUT WHAT IS GOING ON?? CNN NEWS SAY that Anna Kreisling and the Nazi's have been pulled out of North Korea and Obama is saying he is sorry, that this was just a failure to communicate properly!! What he talking about? Failure to communicate my ass!! Now she leave for London with Joe Biden to attend funeral for Margaret Thatcher!! Another two miles and it would have been my funeral! These Nazi Zombies would have ate me up like Hillbillies eat KFC Fried Chicken!!

Mr. President this is not my fault! I was ordering a Pizza and talking with Gen. Michael Hayden the CIA Director about Korea. I was also watching the Lakers play Basketball and also gazing at Jenny McCarthy relaxing in a chair! The CIA Director asked me about Korea, and I said,"I WANT IT HOT WITH A LOT OF CHEESE ON TOP!!" He then looked up the CIA Term for HOT AND CHEESE and that is the code words for the Invasion of North Korea! He then said What do you want us to do?? And I said,"Man have you ever noticed that Jenny McCarthy looks a lot like Anna Kreisling? Man send her in, Hey wait a minute, GO TEAM GO!! KILL, KILL, KILL DEM SONS OF BITCHES!! whoopie! I get some hot CHEESE PIZZA, my God son look at those Gorgeous Bazongas that Girl has! Send in Anna Kreisling and tell her to have some fun, oh KIM JONG UN, JUST SET HIS DIAPER ON FIRE AND SEE HOW FAST HE CAN RUN!!" So you see Mr. President this War started by accident, and this is not my fault! I was only Multi-Tasking and everybody does this in the U.S. Government! To keep from going numb and insane I eat Pizza and watch Basketball while running the Government, just like you do Obama!! So give ole JOE BIDEN a break! Besides we can blame this on the TEA PARTY and Sarah Palin!!!

What is going on?? I get woke up by some Jive Ass Turkey and they tell me that Kim Jong Un of North Korea is screaming bloody murder on the phone!! What is going on! I repeat, I repeat I did not order an invasion of North Korea! Who the hell gave such an order! Anna Kreisling is in England, she would not invade North Korea unless someone ordered her to! I know this Woman and believe me she follows orders!! Wait a minute, just wait, I have a phone call from Hu Jintao of China! What?? Are you kidding?? Joe Biden ordered Anna Kreisling to attack North Korea??? WHY?? Because he wanted to?? This does not make any sense!!

Steven at this very moment I am looking out across a vast frozen plain where 200,000 of my troops are fighting with an American Army, but I am afraid they are not the American Army!! Reports are coming into my palace of a gray dense fog surrounding the countryside, of a huge Saucer overhead and some deep throbbing noises coming from the battlefield. I am 800 miles from the border with South Korea and this can not be the American Army! Screams are heard in the distance and my Generals say that Nazi Zombies are tearing the faces off my troops and eating them. We kill them but they keep coming back alive and coming for my troops. Then my Generals tell me that huge monstrous Pigs are tearing my troops apart. That most of our weapons will not fire because key components have melted and will not work. Steven what am I facing?? Will the White Wolf show me mercy?? I hear reports that she is covered in blood and she is smiling, my Generals are not trained to fight such a war, the reports of the Japanese Samurai cutting my men to pieces is flooding in. I must run, my only chance is to run, Steven beg Anna for mercy, please get her to stop this war! Kim Jong Un North Korea

STILL ALIVE! Strigon team now has its new CFA-44 fighter. Its already been proven to be more capable then Amercas current F-X program and is capable of destroying Star Destroyers if they existed. The ADMM and EML weapons that have also been copied from Bandais AC6 have also met above expected performance. Its capable of intercepting the Auroura stealth spy craft and with specially modified engines is capable of high-performance space flight. Anna Kriesling is not the only thing Kim-Jong Un should be shitting his pants about. This will send shivers up Putin and Obamas spines as well. The X2013 racing vehicle is also being put into production and is capable of reaching 300 mph speeds. The Vendetta class super-battlecruiser is not a stealthy ship, but more of a command ship. It is fully capable of long range attack however and has more then enough CIWS laser platforms to defend itself from either a shore-based or air-based assault. It is nothing compared to the Chandelier however. The X21 space carrier is also under construction for use in inter-stellar travel. It is one of few ships in the universe capable of leaving its own galaxy and entering another.

Like many people who have been to the Reno National Air Races, I have seen Anna Kreisling and believe me there is nothing to worry about. My husband was gawking at her but a quick hit to his ribs brought him back to Earth. She is a very attractive Blonde who was wearing pink shorts and a brown leather flight jacket. She was letting kids sit in the cockpit of her DC-3, a silver one with red trim, which made it look like an airplane from 1939.
This talk about her being a Nazi is just a lot of hot air coming from Rachel Maddow and other Liberals.
However there are rumors about a large group of Nazi's here in Southern California. They have homes and huge ranches, many with landing strips. Here in Morro Bay California we have a large group of Nazi's that can be seen eating at local restaurants. They have very elegant uniforms and are very snappy dancers. If you would like to see Anna with Heinrich Himmler try eating at DORNS on Friday nights. The odds are good that you will see this blonde Aryan goddess.

To the Glorious Leader, KIM JONG UN, NORTH KOREA,
You are brilliant! You have the Americans scared out of their wits! Every night I watch CNN NEWS and they show Obama and Joe Biden looking very afraid. Soon we will launch an attack on IRAQ and Saudi Arabia, while the American Army is bogged down in Korea. This is brilliant and the Chinese are to be congratulated on such a devastating plan to destroy America's will to fight! But I am worried! Anna Kreisling at this moment is in England. If she and Hitler and Heinrich Himmler were dead I would feel a lot better! Kim why do you think the Russians did not launch a Nuclear Attack during the Cuban Missile Crisis?? It was these Nazi's that were in places with their own Nuclear Arsenal that Russia was worried about. Do you have any idea how much firepower Anna Kreisling has access to?? America can afford to reduce her Nuclear Weapons and talk of PEACE when the FOURTH REICH has pledged to destroy anyone who threatens the American Nazi Reich! IRAN isn't worried about Israel, it is these Nazi's working inside Saudi Arabia that concerns me! Anna Kreisling has pledged to Saudi Arabia that the Nuclear Firepower of the Fourth Reich will destroy IRAN completely within 35 Minutes if we cross the border into Kuwait! This SS Flugakapitan is not kidding! I have seen film of her with Heinrich Himmler, and no one is as close to him as she is! Kim until we can deal with the White Wolf and the SS please do not invade South Korea just yet. We must be paitient!!