Six-engined long-range development of the Ju 290. A wing section
was inserted with an additional engine, and the fuselage was
stretched. One made a transatlantic test flight to within 20km
of New York. Two built.
| ENGINE||6 x 1268kW BMW 801D radial engines|
| Take-off weight||75500 kg||166450 lb|
| Wingspan||50.30 m||165 ft 0 in|
| Length||34.00 m||112 ft 7 in|
| Height||6.90 m||23 ft 8 in|
| Max. speed||505 km/h||314 mph|
| Ceiling||6100 m||20000 ft|
| Range||9700 km||6027 miles|
| ARMAMENT||5 x 20mm cannon, 3 x 13mm machine-guns|
She may pick up the MiGs on radar and use some unknown weapon to destroy them, deploy a stealth PAK-FA instead. start the invasion tomorrow. Keep building up forces as preperation. Use An-124s and IL-76s to deploy soldiers and armored vheicles. Deploy A-50 AWACS aircraft to keep an eye out for Anna.
|President Dimitri Medvedev, 777KREMLINCCCP=YAHOO.COM, 26.01.2012|
Greetings Comrade Steven! Thank you for your reports and we have good news from our Communist Comrades!! In Cuba THE CASTRO Brothers have 350,000 well armed men set to invade Florida! Hugo Chavez has over 450,000 Gringo hating soldiers ready to invade Texas and Arizona! We have 100,000 Soviet Airborne forces ready to land in Hawaii!! Hey the last I heard of Vladimir Putin is that Jethro has landed the Vickers Vimy Bomber in Damascus Syria because Bill Clinton wants to Party! Poor Vladimir is still moaning and doubled up and holding his poor Cajones! After stocking up on booze and food they plan to fly across Turkey! Who Cares! What I am worried about is this White Wolf! What is Anna Kreisling up to! We will be trying to shoot down her Junkers JU-390 the moment our Migs spot her!
Make sure laser armed tanks and fighters are there to defend our boys from those starships if they try to intervene. America has a small defence force so this should be easy. Once we begin the invasion of the United States, Anna Kreisling will most likely be drawn out. If she arrives after America has been occupied, make sure there are SAM and AA sites in every area we control. Once the Ju-390 is destroyed, search its crash site or look for any parachutes that appear, then you can capture her or execute her on the spot. I reccomend execution. We dont want another Hu Jintao incident. Also make sure that when you head to her crash site, bring with you some of Russias best swordsmen. Those Samurai are still alive. Use cruise missile armed Tu-160s to destroy Area 51 and the U.S bases in Alaska. Invading Europe may also draw her out to come to the defence of her homeland, but invade Europe only after we take the United States. Fighting in 2 places at once is a bad idea. Take Nazi Germany with the Invasion of the USSR as an example. The USSR would have won either way due to the weather conditions, but dividing Germanys forces into two different places was very foolish. wait I forgot the German invasion of North Africa. make that 3 places! Invasion plan is to send forces to any American targets u desire and to make sure each one has at least one laser equipped squad. Knock those spacecraft out of the sky! China, in case you are more concerned with power over revenge, taking part in the invasion is up to you. send North Korea some new weapons, they will be very helpful as well. Iran, if the situation becomes critical, deploy your nuclear weapons and any other forces to defend your country. watch out for Israel, they arent to friendly. Dimitri, no nuking Chicago ok? otherwise, well, I die.
|President Dimitri Medvedev, kremlin777=yahoo.com, 25.01.2012|
Greetings Comrade Steven! Yes if only Vladimir had listened to you! Instead his balls are black and blue and he is tied to a wing of an airplane! Vladimir will arrive in Paris looking like a Frozen T.V. Dinner!
Yes we like your plan, we are going to invade Alaska, New York, California and hit them in Florida from Cuba. The fat lazy Americans have their entire army overseas! We can land over 100,000 paratroopers in Alaska in 24 hours! The only thing that can save America is this Anna Kreisling, THE WHITE WOLF OF THE LUFTWAFFE! Our leader Joseph Stalin wanted her dead, and now we will get her!
|President Bill Clinton in IR, 25.01.2012|
First I want to thank all the people from Little Rock Arkansas who have sent me cards and letters while I have been here in Iran. Last night Jethro won a big pot of Gold Coins from President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad in a poker game so Achdamininutjob sold him a 1918 British Vickers Vimy Bomber used by the Iranian Air Force. Hillary this big biplane is as big as a football field, with two huge engines that have two old wooden propellors! Jethro is so proud that he has spent 6 hours today trying to learn how to fly it.
Now Anna Kreisling, I am very disappointed that you did not come and fly us home! But don't worry, Jethro says he wants to fly us home, so no problem!
We tied Vladimir Putin's hospital bed out on the wing so he can get plenty of cold air for his Cajones. He needs so much cold ice on his throbbing aching Cahones. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is in front of Jethro manning a Vickers Machinegun in case we run into the Royal Saudi Air Force! Behind Jethro inside the fuselage I have set up a party palace with plenty of food and Booze, hamburger gravy and Blackeyed Peas, plus when I look out the window I can see Vladimir Putin and make sure he has not fallen off the wing!
Our Vickers Vimy only flies along at 80 m.p.h. so we won't reach Paris for at least five weeks, but that will give Jethro plenty of time to learn how to fly the airplane real good. By the way Obama, you did real good on your speach tonight, all the girls here at the party were jumping up and down screaming,"Yes we Can, Yes we Can!!"
Dimitri Medvedev, obviously Vladimir Putin is no longer in a position to launch an invasion of the United States. We have to do something while his Cajones recover. We can get this started with an invasion of the United States. Its time to take America and then we can draw Anna Kreisling out, and kill her for good. No nuclear weapons. Use conventional weapons and forces. Mi-28s, Su-35s, Tu-160s, even PAK-FAs. The only way to start the end of the Nazis is an invasion of America. Deploy forces to move in from the East and West coasts. Make them fight in 2 places at once! Thats how Germany fell. Fighting on 2 fronts. Russia will have a huge force while Americas Defences are extremely poor. Only once their entire military arrives will there be a challenge, but by then Im sure we should have caused some very noticable damage.
|Anna Kreisling KG-200, 24.01.2012|
Dear President Obama,
I was graciously contacted by Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, and while I understand your need for a Rescue Pilot to fly into Teheran, Iran and rescue Vladimir Putin. I am not the pilot you need. I have seven reasons why I must say no.
1. I am a private citizen, a citizen of the United States.
2. I have very strong NAZI beliefs, I am a very kind person, but Vladimir Putin being a Russian Communist turns my stomach.
3. Vladimir Putin would not be safe anywhere near my airplane. He would not be safe anywhere near my dog.
4. Like all good Nazi girls, I believe a good Commie, is a dead commie!
5. Russia has not apoligised for raping and murdering over 3 million German women during World War II.
6. When General Von Paulus surrendered over 110,000 German soldiers were marched out of Stalingrad, and only 3,000 ever saw Germany again. The Americans would have never done this to German soldiers. When the Afrika Korp surrendered they were treated well by the British and American soldiers.
7. I am needed by my staff at AREA 51, as you know China's Vice President Xi Jinping is coming to the White House on February 14 and he wants personally to beat the crap out of Vladimir Putin and kick him hard in his Cajones for torturing poor Hu. Make no mistake, President Hu Jintao is hopping mad and he wants revenge. So my suggestion is to leave Vladimir Putin in Iran. He is safer there.
SS Flugakapitan Anna Kreisling KG-200
|Prof. Karl Hohne U.C.L.A., 22.01.2012|
At the present time we can transmit inorganic matter over a great distance. But the computers and energy required to tranmit live living organisms over vast distances is still beyond this laboratory. However at AREA 51 something astounding is going on. If they have a STARGATE, then the next step is the Moon and beyond. On February 28, 1945 a Junkers JU-390 made a Polar flight and landed in Japan. This JU-390 and its cargo stayed in Japan. We know today from records from Tokyo that Anna Kreisling was in Japan and supervised the unloading of this Junkers JU-390. The highest level Japanese Military People were there with her watching every phase of this operation. We know that this Junkers JU-390 stayed in Japan and one month later a different Junkers JU-390 would bring Anna Kreisling back to Germany, where she would report to Heinrich Himmler.
For years many historians thought it was a Nuclear Weapon! But now we think it was connected with DIE GLOCK,at the time in 1945 the Nazi's had plans for using the ability to travel through time, as a weapon of war. To our knowledge this device was never seized by the American forces at the end of World War II. But how would we know?? Operation Paperclip was much more vast an operation in Germany than anyone has ever imagined!
Wait, so Iran and the U.S dont hate each other? Its just something they say to keep the press away? cool. But Assad of Syria must die. His actions against his people are more evil than......evil? idk.
|President Barack Obama, 22.01.2012|
I have asked Secretary of State Hillary Clinton to intervene on behalf of Vladimir Putin. I understand Bill's anger, I understand Jethro trying to communicate with Vladimir, but Jethro does not understand Russian and Michelle is really concerned about Vladimir's Cajones! So I am asking Anna Kreisling to fly into Teheran and bring Vladimir Putin to the White House where Michelle wants to put an ice pack on those poor fractured Cajones for at least three days! Now I realise that President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad may get jealous and instead put a Persian Ice Pack on what is left of Vladimir's Cajones. But Michelle is very good at working with Cajones, even ones that have swollen as large as Grapefruits!
In conclusion I would like to congratulate the U.S. NAVY for saving the Cajones for all those Persian Sailors! In the last two weeks the U.S. Navy has rescued three sinking Iranian ships and saved many of their Cajones from Pirates and other dangerous stinking criminals!
So it is with a salute to the U.S. Navy and a warm handshake to Vladimir Putin that I ask Anna Kreisling to bring him to the White House where he can get a great ice Pack and listen to Joe Biden discuss Russian URAL Motorcycles! Joe has been dieing to take Vladimir on a ride on his Harley. Lots of bumpy roads around here and it takes real Cajones to ride a Harley!
Ok now Bill is just completely out of control. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, can you please do something about your out of control husband and his hillbilly brother? Putins cajones must be more purple than grapes now. in fact, they might be more purple than Barney. lol.
|President Mahmoud Ahmadineja, no1iniran=yahoo.com, 21.01.2012|
I am minding my own business, watching the American Aircraft Carrier sailing through straits of Hormuz when the Telephone rang, and it wasn't Beyonce or Lady GAGA, it was some crazy Hamas SOB at airport screaming that President Bill Clinton had landed with Vladimir Putin from Russia. So I drive to airport in my Mercedes Benz 220D. It is good car, very fast, it goes 0-60 in 95 seconds!! Someday I drive it at LEMANS, just like my hero STEVE McQueen! He is so cool! All my speaches at U.N. come from his movies!! After two hours I arrive at airport and I find big Hillbilly Jethro kicking the hell out of Vladimir Putin!! Right in his Cajones! Poor bastard is doubled up in Pain and Bill Clinton wants to talk with me! So we talk for two hours while Jethro keeps kicking the Shiite out of Putin! Bill says he wants big party with lots of girls, he also talks about food and gravy and Blackeyed Peas and roast Duck. Finally after two hours I agree to big party, and he yells at Jethro to stop kicking Putin in his swollen big hurting Cajones. So we have big Party for seven days and let Vladimir use ice on his poor cajones!
|Anna Kreisling KG-200, 20.01.2012|
One of the questions asked by the New York Times was,"Did Nazi Germany have an agreement with the United States, that during World War II the Atomic Bomb would not be used?"
Only three people would really know, and that would have been Adolf Hitler, Martin Bormann and Heinrich Himmler.
I myself suspected that their was an agreement, but it is something that I can not prove. To do this you would need documents, and these documents diappeared at the end of World War II. In 1945 Hitler did have a standing order that if Berlin were destroyed by an Atomic Bomb, that New York would be destroyed. Any mission flown by the Junkers JU-390 was planned for a one way mission. The crew was expected to be picked up by U-Boat if they survived. Why? The weight of the Nuclear Device would cut down on the range of the JU-390, and fighters would shoot your plane to pieces on the way in. However according to our intelligence the American Air Force in 1945 still did not have flying patrols of fighters covering New York. This amazed me because by the time you would start a fighter, taxi and then take off, then intercept our bomber at 10,000 feet. It is to late, the bomb would have been dropped using the Empire State Building as ground zero. Even today after 9/11, New York is poorly defended from the air. Why? Even your Congress has never held hearings into why New York is so poorly defended. Perhaps it is due to the cuts in the Defense Budget, but seven airborne F-15 fighters would make all the difference if Terrorists were flying a Commercial airliner with a Nuclear device bound for New York.
Silence them if you know what I mean. Order the Russian military to begin attacking targets in the United States. That should keep Hillary busy. Send fighters over Chicago so I know the invasion has started.
|Vladimir Putin Moscow, 20.01.2012|
Steven I am writing to you from Mayak, Kuartiva 44, Solyanka Club here in Moscow! In the next room Bill Clinton and Jethro are eating a ton of Lobster and steak! I have an ice pack on my swollen Cajones, they look like tennis balls! I don't know what to do??? Now I have to drive Bill Clinton and Jethro to famous Russian Nightclubs, or else Jethro will start kicking me in the groin again!
|Leni Reifenstahl Alpha Moon , 20.01.2012|
Before I passed away at the age of 101 years of age, Anna came to me and wanted to know if I wanted to live in the future, to continue the struggle for excellence which is the Fourth Reich! When I made the film Triumph of the Will, I was showing a Germany that had come out of poverty and Depression, a nation torn apart by Communists, that was now united and boldly going into the future under the leadership of Adolf Hitler. Hitler created 63 million new jobs, he taught the German People to love each other, to love Germany, that the land and our soil were sacred, that the blood of Germany was sacred. That through hard work and the pursuit of excellence we would be the greatest nation in the world! Thanks to German Science we now have a GATE that once your DNA has been encoded, you have that chance to live forever. I am now teaching our Kindergarten Children on the Moon how great Hitler is, how wonderful and brave Heinrich Himmler is, and how brave and courageous Anna Kreisling is! Adolf Hitler, Heinrich Himmler and Anna Kreisling our now our New Holy Trinity. To understand the Nazi Party you must study the lives of these three great leaders! Germany has such a great history, so many heroes, so many great writers and scientists. So much that we must strive for and work for and achieve! Seig Heil! Seig HEIL! Seig Heil!
How are you typing this as you are repeatedly hit in the groin and in a headlock by Bill CLinton at the same time?
|Vladimir Putin Moscow, 20.01.2012|
Steven I can't do that, Hillary would personally Nuke Moscow and kill 110 Million Russians! How was I supposed to know that Hu was a master of Kung Fu! He was easy to capture! We just drugged his Kung Pao Chicken he was eating and he just passed out! I'm in really big trouble! I just picked up Bill Clinton at the airport and his cousin Jethro keeps pointing a double-barreled 10 Gauge shotgun at me and demanding where Hu is!! And I keep telling Jethro that Hu is back in China and he was here only on vacation! Now Bill has me in a head lock and is demanding that we stop supporting Assad in Syria from killing his own people! I have to agree to this because Jethro is now kicking me in the groin! I am doubled up and ready to pass out from the pain! So I agree to all their demands and now I have to take Bill Clinton out to dinner. Jethro says he loves the snow in Moscow it kind of reminds him of Arkansas! Now they are talking about football! Will somebody please help me! How come Anna Kreisling will save Hu, but not me??
|President Hu Jintao China, 20.01.2012|
I made it out of Moscow and halfway to Tula I set the Emergency Frequency to 122.7 and within 20 minutes I could see a Flying Saucer overhead. I am now thankful for hours of training by Anna Kreisling on what to do in an emergency.
The Saucer landed in an open field and Anna was there to welcome me aboard. We left the ground and evaded over 33 Russian jets as we went straight into space within five minutes. We stayed in orbit until Anna had checked me for Micro chips that could either kill me at a later date or destroy an entire spacecraft. Thankfully she found no devices on Hu! Soon we were coming to land at Shanghai and Anna dropped me off to our awaiting Military. She then flew the Saucer to AREA 51. This is why China loves America! They save Hu, they also save China when the Japanese occupied vast parts of China. The Americans who flew in the Flying Tigers will always be in the hearts of the Chinese People! It is good to be home in China and now their is much work to be done!
ROADBLOCKS AT EVERY STREET NOW!!! CHECK ALL PIZZA DELIVERY VEHICLES FOR HU. KILL CLINTON!!!
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