Silence them if you know what I mean. Order the Russian military to begin attacking targets in the United States. That should keep Hillary busy. Send fighters over Chicago so I know the invasion has started.

Steven I am writing to you from Mayak, Kuartiva 44, Solyanka Club here in Moscow! In the next room Bill Clinton and Jethro are eating a ton of Lobster and steak! I have an ice pack on my swollen Cajones, they look like tennis balls! I don't know what to do??? Now I have to drive Bill Clinton and Jethro to famous Russian Nightclubs, or else Jethro will start kicking me in the groin again!

Before I passed away at the age of 101 years of age, Anna came to me and wanted to know if I wanted to live in the future, to continue the struggle for excellence which is the Fourth Reich! When I made the film Triumph of the Will, I was showing a Germany that had come out of poverty and Depression, a nation torn apart by Communists, that was now united and boldly going into the future under the leadership of Adolf Hitler. Hitler created 63 million new jobs, he taught the German People to love each other, to love Germany, that the land and our soil were sacred, that the blood of Germany was sacred. That through hard work and the pursuit of excellence we would be the greatest nation in the world! Thanks to German Science we now have a GATE that once your DNA has been encoded, you have that chance to live forever. I am now teaching our Kindergarten Children on the Moon how great Hitler is, how wonderful and brave Heinrich Himmler is, and how brave and courageous Anna Kreisling is! Adolf Hitler, Heinrich Himmler and Anna Kreisling our now our New Holy Trinity. To understand the Nazi Party you must study the lives of these three great leaders! Germany has such a great history, so many heroes, so many great writers and scientists. So much that we must strive for and work for and achieve! Seig Heil! Seig HEIL! Seig Heil!

How are you typing this as you are repeatedly hit in the groin and in a headlock by Bill CLinton at the same time?

Steven I can't do that, Hillary would personally Nuke Moscow and kill 110 Million Russians! How was I supposed to know that Hu was a master of Kung Fu! He was easy to capture! We just drugged his Kung Pao Chicken he was eating and he just passed out! I'm in really big trouble! I just picked up Bill Clinton at the airport and his cousin Jethro keeps pointing a double-barreled 10 Gauge shotgun at me and demanding where Hu is!! And I keep telling Jethro that Hu is back in China and he was here only on vacation! Now Bill has me in a head lock and is demanding that we stop supporting Assad in Syria from killing his own people! I have to agree to this because Jethro is now kicking me in the groin! I am doubled up and ready to pass out from the pain! So I agree to all their demands and now I have to take Bill Clinton out to dinner. Jethro says he loves the snow in Moscow it kind of reminds him of Arkansas! Now they are talking about football! Will somebody please help me! How come Anna Kreisling will save Hu, but not me??

I made it out of Moscow and halfway to Tula I set the Emergency Frequency to 122.7 and within 20 minutes I could see a Flying Saucer overhead. I am now thankful for hours of training by Anna Kreisling on what to do in an emergency.
The Saucer landed in an open field and Anna was there to welcome me aboard. We left the ground and evaded over 33 Russian jets as we went straight into space within five minutes. We stayed in orbit until Anna had checked me for Micro chips that could either kill me at a later date or destroy an entire spacecraft. Thankfully she found no devices on Hu! Soon we were coming to land at Shanghai and Anna dropped me off to our awaiting Military. She then flew the Saucer to AREA 51. This is why China loves America! They save Hu, they also save China when the Japanese occupied vast parts of China. The Americans who flew in the Flying Tigers will always be in the hearts of the Chinese People! It is good to be home in China and now their is much work to be done!

ROADBLOCKS AT EVERY STREET NOW!!! CHECK ALL PIZZA DELIVERY VEHICLES FOR HU. KILL CLINTON!!!

Steven, bad news! President Hu Jintao of China has escaped. He managed to untie himself and then used Kung Fu and beat the crap out of 7 KGB officers assigned to torture him! Then he took the phone from one of the KGB agents and ordered a pizza! When the Pizza came he knocked out that guy and switched clothes with him. He drove away in the Pizza delivery truck! We have 6,000 KGB agents looking for him in Moscow, but so far no luck! Also Bill Clinton just landed in Moscow with his cousin Jethro! What do I do????

Bill, all you care about is gettin Anna Kreisling in bed with you. just shut up all ready you redneck, your little hunting rifles are no match for a T-90 tank.

Dear Vladimir Putin, I had just woke up and tried to get Bambi and these other gorgeous Black Honey Bunnies to go shopping at Macy's when the Red Phone rang. Anna Kreisling was worried for the safety for Hu Jintao and I agree with her Vladimir, you must release Hu now or else I am personally going to come to Moscow and kick your butt then take you to Arkansas and really let some of my Kinfolk pour some White Lightnin down your goozle until you see the light of day! Out in the Turtle Hull of my Caddy I's gots a double Barrel shotgun and I'm bringing Jethro my cousin who's mighty good with dat gun! First Vladimir you can't just go around kidnapping the leader of China! This is not Kosher, its not done, its like putting a possum on the back of a dog, it is not a nice thing to do!
Also stop threatening Anna Kreisling, she is under my protection, and trust me you do not want to get her angry! Do you really want to see a Junkers JU-390 land in Red Square and let loose a bunch of Alien Monsters from AREA 51?? Do you know that Anna has to keep some of these Alien Monsters in a steel cage 18 inches thick. Listen Vladimir, they scare the crap out of Hillbillies, and usually no critter scares a hillbilly! We love critters, we love bacon and we can eat anything. But these monsters are scary!

or so I can talk to you actually, we can exchange data in any website you wish. Just leave its link in an E-mail and Ill provide u the data over IM. you just revealed the dropoff location and now they'll look for me there. I dont feel like sharing Hus fate.

Yes Steven we need three reports from you. Our KGB agents in Chicago tell me that Kelly High School is close to where you live, at 4136 S. California Ave., drop off the reports in a yellow bag in front of the school at 5 o'clock in the afternoon, our agents will then forward the information to me.
First Report, In 1954 Anna Kreisling was working with the Strategic Air Command using parasite fighters with the B-36 Bomber. We need information in this area.
Second Report, Hu Jintao is being held in the KREMLIN. What kind of attack do you anticipate????
Third Report, We know the Nazi's have a UFO base in the Sinai desert. We know Mubarak gave his approval for the base, but what is the status now? Has the Egyptian Military given their approval for the Nazi base to continue??

lol. 100 Billion Dollars? just rob a European Bank. Euros have great value. Vladimir Putin, what are my orders?

Guess Hu we have captured Anna Kreisling? The one you danced for, the one you brought over to the dark side. Guess Hu??? That's right President Hu Jintao of China! At this very moment we are sticking sewing needles into his testicles! You should hear him scream Anna! Like he is hearing the Beatles for the first time! Vladimir has something he wants to tell you!
Anna, I know when we had the agent Fraulein Vivian Schmidt in 1944. Without contacting Heinrich Himmler you flew to Moscow in a Junkers JU-88 Mistel. Your FW-190 BROKE away over Red Square and you directed the JU-88 to fly right into the Kremlin and explode! You killed over 387 top people in the KGB, then you landed the FW-190 in Red Square and killed another 37 loyal Russians while you rescued this Nazi Agent! Why? What did she know that was so valuable! Now you are going to come to Moscow and surrender, or else you will never see President Hu Jintao alive again! We also demand that you pay us One Million Dollars!! I mean 100 Billion Dollars! You understand you Teutonic Twit!
Meanwhile listen to Hu scream as he is listening to the song HELP, by the Beatles!

Under the Freedom of Information act I have acquired 26 pictures taken of the Junkers JU-390 flying over Michigan and New York in 1943. The first six pictures are startling! It shows four AT-6 Trainers flying along everything normal! Then the Junkers JU-390 suddenly appears off to one side! You can tell the pilots do not know at first what is happening! Everyone holds a tight formation and the Junkers is seen in more detail! The Third picture shows a smiling blonde waving and in the forth picture the JU-390 breaks gently to the left, all the while the young AT-6 Pilots hold a tight formation!
The pictures over New York leaves no doubt that this was a six engined German plane overhead!! Beautiful and graceful, with the German insignia clearly seen! No wonder this film was confiscated and could not be shown even during the Cold War!

Hey Anna, is Jodl still alive?

I do not understand why everyone on the internet does not have a picture of Anna Kreisling? I am looking at it right now, check out the June 2001 issue of Pacific Flyer Magazine from Austrailia. It is on Page 23 with her article about flying the Junkers JU-52 at Stalingrad. In the picture she is smiling and is 81 years of age and looking very charming and beautiful! Her husband is one lucky guy to have a wife who keeps in such great shape!
I have just finished building a 1/72 scale Junkers JU-290 tanker aircraft and Anna's Junkers JU-390. I have them flying together in a refueling operation. Did you blokes in America know that it was not the Germans who perfected Air Tanker Refueling!! It was the Army Air Corp under Billy Mitchell that published films on how to do this air to air refuelling successfully!

A classified nation has made something with just as much power as Anna Kreislings Stargate, but due to a flaw, now serves an entirely different and near fictional purpose. We are from Blood Gulch and im Private Simmons of the Red Team. Due to this flaw, we have somehow been transferred from our universe on Blood Gulch to your real universe. due to limitations, we can only wear our armor in BLood Gulch for some unknown reason, here on Earth we can finally take it off. It seems we are actually a show on the internet. because at least one person designed us to have faces, we now can take off our helmets without there being just air and no face. We all got transferred. Wow, a universe transfer! not even our now apparently fictional universe has that!

I have uncovered some interesting material Simon about the Nazi Nuclear Bomb Program. As early as 1943 the Germans had enough uranium for three Atomic Bombs. Both Hitler and Stalin knew of the American Manhattan Project and Stalin was deeply worried that Germany would use the bomb on Moscow and his factories deep in the Urals. Stalin was also aware of Himmler and Martin Bormann and their discussions with England and America through their contacts in Sweden. One of the most intriguing flights of the Junkers JU-390 was in early 1944 when Hans Joachim Pancherz flew Martin Bormann to South Africa for secret Negotiations with the British and the Americans. It is from this meeting that Roosevelt and Hitler agreed not to use the Atomic Bomb in the theater of war in Europe. Stalin was still angry that no Soviet delegation was invited to attend these talks. To the very end of 1945 he felt a deep fear of German Atomic Bomb projects. In 1946 Stalin released a paper discussing the German Nuclear Scientists that had been captured and the fact that Germany in 1945 was trying to build a Hydrogen Bomb. A bomb hundreds of times more powerful than the one dropped on Hiroshima.
One thing is certain, the flight by the JU-390 over New York in 1943 was well planned. It sent a clear message to Roosevelt that the Germans were capable of using a Nuclear Device on New York. If you notice no B-29's were ever deployed to England. Roosevelt knew this would send the wrong signal to Hitler. I do believe that Hitler's order in 1945 that if Berlin were hit by a Nuclear Weapon, Hannah Reitsch and Anna Kreisling of KG-200 would have flown the Horten Turbo-prop bomber on a one way mission and destroyed New York. Everyone is fortunate that World War II ended the way it did.

Dear Anna Kreisling, I need your help desperately! I am here in Persian torture chamber all tied up and the Hezbollah dogs have me dressed in women's underwear. They are taking pictures of me and sending it to my mother! She will kill me when she see's these pictures! I am the top Nuclear Bomb expert in all of IRAN! Why is President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad doing this??? It all started a week ago when I received in mail a copy of Playboy Magazine and a Bumper sticker that said,"PRESIDENT OBAMA IN 2012!" They said if I put bumper sticker on car I would get 12 free issues of Playboy! So I did, all of us famous Persian Scientists and Swingers like Girls in Playboy! On my way to work they plant Magnetic Bomb on my car and when it exploded it blew the crap out of the McDonalds here in Teheran where I get my morning coffee! At first everyone told me it was the Israelis, so I put OBAMA bumper sticker on my next car! This time I stopped at Persian Denny's restaurant and it exploded and killed 60 Camel Drivers from Dubai!! On my third car I attach Obama bumper sticker and finally Persian Hezbollah come and grab me and refuse to light bomb anywhere near me! So now Anna I need you to start up engines on your Junkers JU-390 and come and rescue me!! I read that you saved Bill Clinton when he was captured by Iranian Terrorist group, those dogs in Hamas were painting his toenails pink and asking all kinds of TOP SECRET questions about Arkansas! These idiots are now torturing me and asking where I got Playboy subscription and President Obama bumper sticker! They say only an Infidel Horny American Dog can get such things!! So Anna please come and save me! I promise not to build Nuclear Bombs for the Iranians again! President of Iran Ahmadinejad hates Obama, and he has stolen my entire collection of Playboy magazines.