Junkers Ju 390

My Fellow Americans,
I have some good NEWS that will really cheer you up! Last Nite NASA found a gigantic huge enormous big Comet heading towards Earth at a speed of 28,000 m.p.h. It is 88 miles wide and weighs 578 Tons! It will hit the Earth by my calculations on August the 24th, 2022! For you hillbillies out there that is this year! Now here is the good News! This will wipe out our Inflation problem, it will solve our Crime problem because all the Black Lives Matter Mao Mao's WILL become Blacker than Burnt toast!
Folks you won't ever have to pay taxes, ever again! You won't have to listen to Ted Cruz or Donald TRUMP. You won't have to stand in line at the DMV for 16 hours to prove you are an American! But there is more good News! I won't have to run for Re-election! No more Joe Biden speeches, No more Lies, No more Joe Biden farting and pooping my pants! I can kick back and have sex with Mariah Carey and listen to Britney Spears sing,,,"do it again Joe,,,Do it ,,,,do it,,,,do it again Joe!!"
Folks NASA has handed me a letter,,,,wait a minute,,,Folks my calculations were wrong. It won't hit the Earth until 2031. Folks I have some Bad News,,,,you must keep paying all these high taxes, high Gas Prices, high Food Prices, and keep giving me Lots of money so I can run for Re-Election!!

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Dear President Xi Jinping CHINA,
Stop pissing in your pants and support our glorious Leader Vladimir Putin! Our Fearless Leader has appointed me as TOP RUSSIAN GENERAL in our War to kill all the Ukrainians!! Let me tell you Xi Jinping,,,I have many girl friends and wives and whores all over the world that hate America just like you do!!
Example: In China 54% of the people there hate Americans!
In Sweden 65% of the Men hate America and 87% of the women want to marry American Men and come and live in Miami Beach so they can get drunk and screw all nite!!
In California, 88% of the Democrats hate America and 92% of all the women want to come to Sweden and become PORN STARS!!!
My 12 girlfriends and my wife in Turkey say that 73% of all the country hate Americans!!
My 42 girlfriends and my 16 wives in Mexico all say that 65% of the people there hate Americans, but 99% of them want to cross the border and live there!! Why?? Because JOE BIDEN has promised them a FREE T.V.,,,FREE HOUSE,,,FREE MEDICAL AND DENTAL COVERAGE,,,,FREE BEER,,,ALL THE TECQUILA YOU CAN DRINK,,,WITH YOUR WELFARE MONEY YOU CAN BUY A CHEVY CHEYENNE PICK UP TRUCK !!! ALL PAID FOR BY THE DEMOCRATS WHO HATE AMERICA!!! AND THEY HAVE THE GALL TO CALL US RUSSIANS CRAZY????

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Dear Rachel Maddow MSNBC NEWS,
I have some really grim NEWS to tell you. Four of the Secret Service Agents assigned to guard President Joe Biden have been fired because they are refusing to change his diaper ever again! I can't blame them!! Imagine the worst smell you have ever smelled, then times that by 100!! That's how bad Joe Biden's diaper smells when its full of shitte!!! And those poor Secret Service Agents were changing it FIVE TIMES A DAY!!! JFC, I wouldn't do it,,,and I've cheated, lied, forged, F-----, hide and Deal, for this crazy corrupt Joe Biden! So you folks out there think Donald TRUMP was crazy??? Corrupt?? Let me tell you Donald TRUMP was a naive 8 year old Boy Scout compared with GOOD OLE JOE BIDEN!!
Fact; The Red Chinese Commies gave JOE, $500 Million Dollars if he could get Russia to invade UKRAINE,,,,DID HE PULL THIS OFF?? YOU BETCHA!!!
But folks don't worry, Joe has ordered Gov. Gavin Newsom to release the guy that shot LADY GAGA'S Dog handler so that he will be brought to Washington D.C. TO CHANGE HIS DIAPER FIVE TIMES A DAY!! THIS IS A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH!!! THIS POOR DUMB ASSHOLLA IS ONLY 19 YEARS OLD!! God I feel sorry for him!!!
On a final note, the real reason SEAN HANNITY at FOX NEWS will not have Anna Kreisling on his show to talk about the war in Ukraine is because she is protected by the CIA and the NSA. They feel that OPERATION PAPERCLIP must be kept a secret from World War II.

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After reading the Diaries of Heinrich Himmler it is apparent that most of the people in the United States are not aware how close we came to being attacked with Nuclear Weapons in World War II. What prevented this attack?? Very simply if you look at Heinrich Himmler's Diary, the journey by Martin Bormann to South Africa in 1944 and the signing of Nuclear Agreements with the OSS and England. This prevented the Germans from attacking the United States! What was in the planning for this attack?? Both Hitler and Himmler had planned for five Junkers JU-390 bombers to fly from Norway, each with an Atomic Bomb. They would penetrate Canadian airspace and then proceed to Michigan where they would drop three Atomic Bombs on factories there, especially the one at Lansing, Michigan that produced the B-24 Liberator bombers!
Two of the Junkers JU-390 bombers would then proceed to New York and Washington D.C. where they would drop the last two Atomic Bombs.
In his diary Heinrich Himmler said that this would be a one way flight. They were not expected to make it back to Germany. The flight crews would be picked up by U-boats off the coast of the United States.
In Heinrich Himmler's diary he mentions that the Junkers JU-390 to nuke Washington D.C. would be flown by Hans Pancherz. The JU-390 to attack New York would have been flown by Anna Kreisling!
Again the only reason this raid never happened is because Martin Bormann flew to South Africa and opened the door to OPERATION PAPERCLIP.
Another fact, the Recon Flight in August of 1943 flown by Hans Pancherz and Anna Kreisling proved to President Roosevelt that an agreement had to be reached with Hitler.
In this agreement No B-29's would be based in England, and no Atomic Bomb attacks on Germany would take place. Also Hitler and Heinrich Himmler pledged that no Atomic Bomb attacks would take place against Moscow, London and New York, and other targets in the United States!
This successful Recon Flight by Hans Pancherz and Anna Kreisling saved Berlin from an Atomic Bomb attack by the United States!

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I woke up this morning in our glorious NAZI Castle just above Springville near Coffee Camp in the mountains. Thanks to Anna and Heinrich we have four of these Castles to make sure our people survive the coming Nuclear War. If by some miracle Joe Biden does not get us into a Nuclear War, it is still a great achievement and investment!
I am shocked as to how California has become a Socialist Communist State. Porterville used to be a vibrant fun place to visit with 65 bars up and down Main Street and 57 massive churches. You could dance and drink all night, then show up for Church Sunday Morning.
In Porterville you could buy ammo at any Gas Station, and guns were plentiful and admired. But now you can not buy ammo anywhere, and no place sells guns.
Throughout California the children do not salute the American Flag in the morning in their schools. This is proof that the Communists and Socialists in Sacramento have taken power. They do not allow dancing and singing, hunting and fishing, camping out in the National Forests. The people in California have become sad and depressed because they no longer have any freedoms.
It is vital that young people be allowed to pack up their Volkswagens and go spend seven days in the mountains. This is good for them. This is why in Germany in 1936 we had such healthy happy children. They loved to climb mountains, fly gliders, do the Polka, drink bier, and beat up Communists and other perverts. They were great examples of our youth!!!

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I am really excited about my upcoming Birthday Party. Eva is doing a lot of planning with Anna for this joyous occasion.
A question that is often asked of me is ,,," Why did you start World War II." My answer to that is that I did not.
In 1939 England was going to base Seven Bomber Squadrons in Poland to bomb German Cities. Then the Polish Government whipped their Polish Communist Party Members into a frenzy and they murdered 22,000 innocent Germans inside Poland. I had no choice but to invade and stop this Barbarism!
Next my next comments are about the BMW Motor Cars.
Why can't you build a car like the 1972 BMW 2002 MODEL??
This is a great car and would make a perfect Retro automobile! The cars that you and Mercedes makes today are pieces of junk! To many gadgets, far to expensive, you could knock $30,000 dollars off the cost of a BMW if you would just get rid of all the Bells and Whistles!!
I really regret not conquering England. They make so many really classic cars! Every German should own an MG automobile! The MGB is really the cat's pajamas, it is really cool baby, fun to drive, simple, this is what I wanted, every German owning an MG and a Porsche, motoring down the Autobahn!! As you know Anna Kreisling owns and drives a glacier white 1972 MGB! I have five MG's in my collection, an MG-TC,,an MG-TF,,,,an MGA,,,a 1968 MGB GT,,,and finally an MG designed to go 200 m.p.h. at the Bonneville Salt Flats!!

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Dear President Joe Biden USA,
So here I am in Moscow and posters are everywhere that say ,,,,,Vladimir Putin,,,Wanted DEAD or ALIVE,,,,$10 Million Dollars. Now I hear that you also want me dead!! Did that Fat Ugly Chinese Dog President Xi Jinping pay you to say that????
Last night I had to go to the bathroom and as I turned on the light,,,there were five midget whores waiting for me with their flashing big knives out ready to cut me to pieces. Because I know Judo and Kung Fu, I beat the crap out of these Midget whores and kicked them out a window. They fell five stories where they landed onto a Basketball court!!
Joe this is what my life is like now,,,are you happy???
Yesterday I received a letter from Anna Kreisling explaining why she saved my life in Syria many years ago. She said she was under orders from Heinrich Himmler to save my life because I was a member of the Aryan Race, that my DNA proves that I am not some Slavic Dog, that I am a member of the Master Race! Many years ago a Viking tribe called the Rus,,settled in this region, and that is why it is called Russia. Genetically they were part of the Aryan Race, just like Hitler, Himmler and Anna Kreisling.
So she went on to explain that most of the people from the Ukraine are also part of the Aryan Race and that is why it is wrong for me to wage war on them.
I was also given an invitation to come to Hitler's Birthday Party at Lake Success in Porterville California. So I will be there!! I can go fishing and get drunk, I can dance and sing,,,I love singing when I am drunk. Then I can meet Hitler and wish him a Happy Birthday!! So Joe, are you coming to Hitlers Birthday ??

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My Fellow Americans,
Well folks here I am at the entrance to AREA 51 with my Bro Bernie and the 26 Secret Service Agents who are supposed to guard me and change my filthy stinking diaper twice a day. Boy it really fills up fast with my poop,,,everytime I tell a lie,, I poop my pants!! Why??? I don't know,,, Now folks you may be wondering who is that Joe Biden in Poland right now?? Well folks that is Henry Jones Woolburger,,,my double,,,Do you really think I would go to Poland when I could be here in Las Vegas with my Pervert Pal Bernie???
Now I have some really sad news,,,remember the 26,000 Mexican DRUG CARTEL scum that I recruited to invade AREA 51 and capture Anna Kreisling?? Well Bernie and I saw them ride in screaming and waving their Pistollas in the air and drinking Tequila and then all of a sudden we could hear them all screaming in the distance. Senator Harry Reid was on top of a GIANT HAIRY SPIDER urging him on to tear apart and eat these Mexicans! Then these different lights went off and all of these thugs and rapists were turned to pillars of SALT!!
For the first time Bernie even crapped his pants, and he jumped on his Vespa Scooter and my I jumped on my Harley Wide Glide and we didn't stop doing 90 m.p.h. until we were back in Las Vegas!!! JFC,,,we didn't stop drinking until I saw my double on T.V. in Poland looking drunk and wasted!! Like he had spent the afternoon with my son Hunter Biden smoking some Lebaneese Blonde and getting his FREAK on with some nasty skanky HO-HO-HO's!!!
Then this Moron who is my double said," I'm really going to get tough on Vladimir Putin, No more Bras and Panties will be allowed to shipped to him from Victoria Secrets!!"
Who in the hell told this Moron to say that????

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On April 20th, I will be celebrating with Adolf Hitler his birthday at Lake Success in Porterville, California. There will be fireworks and plenty of beer and Kilbeggan Whiskey being consumed by the gallon! Also Bratwurst and a host of other German foods. We will have 42 of our famous Flying Saucers from AREA 51 fly a perfect SWASTIKA FORMATION over the lake in honor of our beloved Furher ADOLF HITLER!
Born in 1889 our Furher has stayed young like myself due to our advanced Nazi Science developed from the BELL Technology.
President Joe Biden has begged me to let him enter the GATE at AREA 51 so that he would be young forever, but I do not let Communists and atheists have access to the GATE, only loyal Nazi Party members and people that I deem essential to the future of our planet.
I am looking forward to seeing all of you, and showing you our Nazi Castle above Springville and Coffee Camp. It is glorious on top of a mountain and well worth the journey to see it! Remember it is great being a Nazi, be proud of your heritage and our glorious history!

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Dear Piss Ant Putin,
Are you out of your mind??? Are you on drugs??? Have you been reading to many comic books??? Man Bernie makes more sense than you do and he is a certified Lunatic!! Man gets with the program, you gots to grow up and live in the Real World!! I grew up in Scranton, a real hell hole, if it wasn't for Popcorn beating up all those guys I wouldn't be alive!
Vlad, the reason I am laughing so hard is that I've played you like a fiddle! Vladimir when you met with President Xi Jinping in CHINA didn't he tell you that they would support you 100% when you invaded Ukraine?? But they did not keep their word did they?? Do you know why??? Because they paid me $500 Million dollars to get you to invade Ukraine. Remember I did nothing for 10 months, and you kept asking me about Ukraine!! The Chinese wanted you to invade!! Why??? Because they know this is going to lead to a Nuclear War between Russia and NATO. China is going to emerge as the No. 1 power in the world!!! Read the quatrains from Nostradamus,
And the Red Dragon will emerge unscathed,
And rule the world for 30 years,
But they will be afraid of the Woman on the White Horse,
Because Death will come unto them because she has the eyes of a White Wolf and Hell is coming with her.

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Dear President Joe Biden,
I have decided to return Alaska to the rightful claim by the Russian people. You will pay me $ Six Trillion Dollars by March 20th, or I will land in Alaska 100,000 Russian Airborne Troops. We will take Alaska! 1,000 years from now the Russian People will celebrate this moment that I Vladimir Putin returned Alaska to Russia. We are going to kill all the Eskimos and rape Sarah Palin and drink lots of Vodka and party like its 1999! Then we will take California and solve the homeless problem, by killing all the homeless people! In fact after our Rockets hit California everyone is going to homeless anyway!
How do you like dem Apples Joe???
Now I would like to ask Anna Kreisling a question. Why did you save my life in Syria? I still do not fully understand why?? Were you under orders to save my life?

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On March 15th at exactly 3:30 President Joe Biden pooped his diaper full of crapola, and then fell over dead. Actually he had been dead for a week but nobody noticed. But now let me assure the AMERICAN People that I am now the AMERICAN PRESIDENT.
Now let's get down to business, I am sick and tired about hearing about Vladimir Putin, so in one hour we are going to launch 1,000 Nuclear Tipped Missiles at him and turn him into chalk dust!! Then lets end the war in Ukraine and the Russians can go home to a new leader!! I am putting Boris Badanov and Natasha in charge of Russia! When I was a little girl I loved watching Rocky and Bullwinkle, and I fell in love with Boris and Natasha!! She is so sexy,,,and Boris is so baaadddd!!!
Next we are going to lower the price of gas down to $2.00 a gallon,,,,HOW??? We'RE going TO DRILL BABY DRILL, AND MAKE SO MUCH GAS,,,THAT NO ONE WILL HAVE TO WATCH MEL GIBSON as MAD MAX,,,AND DREAM ABOUT GETTING SOME GAS FOR HIS CAR!! GOD I LOVE MEL GIBSON,,,HE WAS SO GOOD IN DIE HARD!!! GOD I LOVE HIS BUTT!!!
Soon, my fellow Americans you will be able to walk down the street with your best girl in your arms and be proud that you are an American! AND IF YOU ARE A GUY WHO LIKES GIRLS,, YOU ARE A TRUE BLUE LESBIAN!! Man I love Mel Gibson's BUTT!!

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I have been researching Anna Kreisling and the Junkers JU-390 flight to New York for five years. Here are my results,,,
1. The flight Logs from August 1943 from the Corvo Island in the Azores has been found. They show that a Junkers Ju-290 Tanker aircraft flew in on August 10th, 1943 and was based there until the end of August, when it flew back to Germany.
Why would a Ju-290 Tanker aircraft be based at that time in the Azores??? The answer is simple, to await the refueling of a Junkers JU-390 Recon Aircraft coming from New York.
During World War II many German U-Boats were refueled in the Azores,,,why not a German Junkers JU-390.
2. I have seen the picture of Anna Kreisling in the Australian flying magazine,,,PACIFIC FLYER. She was 81 years old at the time and still quite beautiful, but she also looked very physically fit, healthy and her eyes just sparkled!
So I traveled to Las Vegas and stayed at CEASARS PALACE,, and after four weeks she showed up!! At the pool, karamba, is she ever gorgeous! The sunlight was shimmering off her bazongas, her tits, and she was tan, karamba, what a firm tan ass she has! and her eyes, the same firey dazzling eyes I saw in her picture! There is something going on here that only Science can explain! There has to be some connection between the DIE GLOCKE and why Anna Kreisling looks so good at 102 years of age! This is something that only Science can answer!

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Dear Nazi Pilot Anna Kreisling,
You can not do this!!! Fly Mig 29's into Ukraine to help the people deal with our Russian Air Force bombing and killing women and children!! Joe Biden has promised me that we Russians will have a free hand in killing women and children!! He is the President of the United States, you can not say NO to him!! Besides I have made some really good deals with Joe!!
1. He is allowing me to claim sovereign Russian Territory that historically belonged to Russia! The Red Star in the California Flag is there because California was once part of the Great Soviet Russian Empire!! President Biden has promised me California if I don't use my Nuclear Weapons!
2. Comrade Joe Biden has promised me the State of Alaska because it was once a part of Russia!!
3. Joe Biden has promised China the Phillipines, Taiwan, Hawaii and even Australia if the Chinese promise to pay him $ONE BILLION DOLLARS!! Wow!! What a deal!! Boy the Chinese are really happy tonight!!
Anna, don't you see that we have won!! No one cares about the murder of millions of women and children in the Ukraine. Joe Biden is a coward and a chicken. He only cares about posturing and looking good, when he said that he would do everything to help Ukraine, do you really think he was telling the truth???

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Yesterday I visited Nellis AFB, 55 miles west of AREA 51. Many people do not realize that Nellis AFB provides security for AREA 51. Since the USA signed an agreement with Germany to share all Alien Technology with them, the Germans have over 229 Mig-29's based at Nellis AFB.
Last night I conferred with Adolf Hitler and Himmler to have these Mig-29's transferred to Ukraine. So today I have 27 C5-A Galaxies ready to fly the disassembled Migs to Romania.
I would like to congratulate Angela Merkel for getting the German government to allow me to do this. Also I would like to congratulate Don Lemon for finally convincing Joe Biden that unless he does this Donald Trump will defeat him in 2024. It is good to see so many Democrats want to help the Ukrainian people.
This is what is uniting the American people and NATO, that if we don't stop the Russians in Ukraine, their next target will be Poland and then Germany.
The Ukraine already has seven pilots who have become ACES flying their Mig-29s. The Russian Pilots have forgotten how to dogfight, they fly to their target loaded with bombs and then out of the sun down come the Ukrainian Migs armed with Sidewinder and Sparrow missiles, and for close shooting a 20mm cannon in the nose.
More than 300 German pilots who used to guard AREA 51 have volunteered to fly for Ukraine.

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Last night I saw a yellow and blue Robin sitting on a limb outside my window. I opened up my window and in he flew. I sat down and shed a tear and thought that this is what is happening in Ukraine right now. The women and children are fleeing the Russians and they are now coming to England and the Free World. We open our windows and hearts and let them in. This yellow and blue bird stayed until morning and then flew out the window, back to his home. Some day Ukraine will be Free again, and the women and children can return home to see their fathers and sons again.

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We can confirm that Russian Helicopters are dropping SARIN GAS on civilians in Ukraine. We can also confirm that cluster bombs are being used on civilians. President Joe Biden promised the people of Ukraine that he would do everything possible to help them. O.K. Joe,,,,when are you going to get started????
1. Start flying in supplies at night to the Ukrainian Military.
2. Establish a NO FLY ZONE over Europe and the Ukraine!
3. Ship to UKRAINE 157 A-10 Thunderbolt attack aircraft, the UKRAINE now has 1,287 volunteer pilots from all over the world, they can fly these jets and destroy the Russian Tank and armored brigades!!
4. Get off your lazy dumb ass and do something Joe, just don't talk big and make big promises,,,get off your dumb ass and do something!
Joe the one person who is doing something is Anna Kreisling! She is flying a C-130 into the Ukraine at night loaded with weapons. Joe why can't you do something like this??? I flew with her on one of these missions and let me tell you it is dangerous! But she is doing this because that is what she is good at!! What are you good for Joe??? Sitting around and making BIG PROMISES while doing nothing???
Joe don't you realize that if UKRAINE falls your credibility goes down the drain!! Do you really want Donald Duck TRUMP to win the next election??? Get off your ass Joe and do something, the entire FREE WORLD IS COUNTING ON YOU!!!

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Dear Dr. Fauci, Wuhan Lab,

Did you see speech by Joe Biden on Chinese Communist T.V.??? From one Commie to another, he really made me proud!! Notice how he did not mention the wide open Southern Border!! Joe Biden has let 46,000 Red Chinese Troops take over the Panama Canal. Another 226,000 Red Chinese Troops are in Alcapulco, plus 378,000 Chinese Troops are in Puerto Villarta with the Mexican Drug Cartel Army ready to invade California!
We gonna kill every Puta Gringo American we can find. Good ole Joe has made it impossible for people in California to buy guns and ammo. We will invade with tanks and planes and with our Chinese Mexican Drug Cartel Army we are going to slaughter those YANKEE DOODLE DANDIES!!!
Make no mistake Dr. Fauci, soon all of California will be singing our Chinese National Anthem or they gonna die!!

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Dear Rachel Maddow,
I received your letter about how does Anna Kreisling look so good! All that I can tell you is that you must read about how DIE GLOCKE was brought to the United States by SS Col. Hans Kammler in a Junkers JU-390 on April 28th 1945 and he landed at Wright Patterson AFB and turned over this TOP SECRET device to the OSS. It was Werner Von Braun who told the OSS that they must find and locate Anna Kreisling before the Russians did, that the fate of the world could be decided by this!
Why?? Because using DIE GLOCKE technology Anna Kreisling had flown through time and had returned when Hitler was celebrating his 50th Birthday in Berlin.
This was in 1939 and she brought proof that Hitler would win in his coming war with FRANCE! Even the plans for CASE WHITE were turned over to Hitler. This explains why he over ruled his Generals and had the German Army push through the Ardennes Forest!
Rachel because Anna Kreisling can move through time, she does not age like you and I. But here is the mystery, even though she can move through time, she is not always right! Even she can not explain this, except that there is the possibility of more than one dimension of reality existing at the same time. Example; in the future she saw that Hillary Clinton would become President of the United States,,,,Yet Donald Trump won the election! Anna was stunned,,,yet on this dimension, this reality, Trump won when the future showed that Hillary was supposed to be President!!
DIE GLOCKE led to the creation of GATE TECHNOLOGY, AND if you can enter a Gate, it can transport you through time and space. So far Anna Kreisling at AREA 51 is the only person who has access to this Gate, it is locked in to her DNA, only she can activate this Gate. This is why Heinrich Himmler is alive and doing great in the year 2022. She went back to 1945 and brought his dead body into the Gate and when she emerged with him in 1995, he was alive and in great health. So Rachel, you may ask why did she save Heinrich Himmler?? Because in 1923 when her mother was murdered by communists in Berlin, Adolf Hitler gave Anna to him so that he could raise her with his other daughter! The most guarded secret in the Third Reich was that Hitler had a daughter and it was Heinrich Himmler who raised her!
Rachel, like it or not, our world is controlled by forces that are beyond our control.

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It has been reported on CNN NEWS that I am a liar for saying that there are Nazi's in the Ukraine. This morning a Nazi SS Panzer Division has launched an attack from Poland. 800 JAGDPANTHER Tanks from the Das Reich Division. From the Ukraine 675 Panthers and 756 King Tiger Tanks from the SS Leibstandarte Division are driving north they have encircled 46,000 Russian Troops. Leading this assault is Anna Kreisling and Sepp Deitrich and Otto Skorezny! So far they are slaughtering the Russian troops and taking no prisoners! The heads of the Russians are adorning the sides of their tanks. We have pictures of her chopping the heads off of more than 300 Russians, blood is all over her samurai sword and her face and clothing! My troops are screaming and running from Giant Spiders, many of them being eaten alive by there 88 yard wide Tarantula's.
President Biden you must keep your promise and attack AREA 51 and stop the Nazi's from helping Ukraine! Before I attacked the Ukraine you should have told me about these Giant Spiders! To see my Russian Troops being eaten alive by these Giant Spiders is really upsetting my stomach! I can't eat caviar or Goose anymore without having diareah! I am pooping my pants just like you do! This is bad! All my advisors want to sit 35 yards away from me! At least I can change my own diapers! I throw them down on the Russian People and watch them scream and run away! Joe Baby, how is the attack going on AREA 51????

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