Junkers Ju 390

1943

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Junkers Ju 390

Six-engined long-range development of the Ju 290. A wing section was inserted with an additional engine, and the fuselage was stretched. One made a transatlantic test flight to within 20km of New York. Two built.

Junkers Ju 390

Specification 
 CREW10
 ENGINE6 x 1268kW BMW 801D radial engines
 WEIGHTS
  Take-off weight75500 kg166450 lb
 DIMENSIONS
  Wingspan50.30 m165 ft 0 in
  Length34.00 m112 ft 7 in
  Height6.90 m23 ft 8 in
 PERFORMANCE
  Max. speed505 km/h314 mph
  Ceiling6100 m20000 ft
  Range9700 km6027 miles
 ARMAMENT5 x 20mm cannon, 3 x 13mm machine-guns

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President Joe Biden USA, 29.12.2023 03:29

The President of the United States,
My Fellow Americans,
Thanks to people like Bernie Sanders, AOC, and OMAR THE JIHADI we have finally stopped the Israelis from total Victory over HAMAS. Folks these Terrorists are good people. When they killed all dem babies and women they were helping save the planet from over-population! Now you take the Communist Chinese, they have killed over SIX MILLION MUSLIMS inside China, but you don't hear IRAN and Saudi Arabia complaining. Folks one of the reasons America is so messed up and divided is the Fact that our State Department allowed 42 Million Muslims to come flooding into the USA. So why did our State Department do this??? To make sure the Jewish people in the USA were outnumbered ten to one!! That is why Jewish kids can't go to school is because of Islamic Muslims beating the crap out of them! That is why every Republican and Democrat Presidential Candidate is promising a Palestinian State. Even Bernie Sanders is saying ,,,THE ONLY GOOD JEW IS A DEAD ONE!!! But folks don't worry about a thing! I have decided that the best thing the USA can do is concentrate on going to Mars!
So far only India and Japan have serious Moon Missions planned. And well folks, we are screwed. We owe $35 Trillion in debt. We can't afford a good hamburger!! But ya know folks, thank god we have Mexican Drug Cartels that kidnap 13,000 American children each year and sell them into sexual slavery!! They pay me $5 Million Dollars a month to do nothing. Just keep the Southern Border wide open, and keep all the Black Gangmembers locked up in prison so they can control the Drug Trade!!
In conclusion, Folks just drink a beer and don't worry! You Gots da best Black President in da world!! Kamala and me support the Black Lives Matter movement, we gots to have da Spearchuckers picking cotton so we can make the shirts that say JOE BIDEN FOR PREZIDENT!!
Last night Kamala came in smoking a big Fatty, dressed in some red polka dot panties and she said," Hey Biden, you know why Chinese Children do not believe in Santa Claus??? Because they are the ones who make all the toys!!"

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Senator Bernie Sanders, 30.11.2023 01:20

Dear President Macron of France,
I myself and 800 Harvard Students landed in Gaza yesterday and we have already got the Palestinian people to build 7 different kinds of bathrooms for all the LGBQTV ARABS. We also are passing out condoms and are requiring the Arabs only to have sex once a month and to have mandatory abortions if they get pregnant. Why?? In order to save the planet, we have to reduce the Arab Muslim population by 800 Million!!

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ubaTaeCJ, e-mail, 21.02.2025 Senator Bernie Sanders

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President Emmanuel Macron of FRANCE, 26.09.2023 21:07

NATO HEADQUARTERS PARIS

Dear President Joe Biden,
You really are one of the dumbest RETARDS on the planet. So you have attacked AREA 51 Twice??? With Mexican Drug Cartel Puta's!!! Of course your going to fail using amateur smelly uneducated untrained Monkeys like that!! By the way Joe, AREA 51 is protected by NATO and the U.N.,,,,didn't you know that !!
Joe let me tell you some really TOP SECRET STUFF. The Nazi's had been on the Moon for 20 years before Neil Armstrong came down the ladder in 1969 and said,,," Thats one small step for man, one Giant Leap for Mankind!!" Joe don't you know the Nazi's on the Moon guided him in and set up more than 22 lights, and then filmed him while he was coming down the ladder!! Anna Kreisling was there!! Hannah Reitsch was there!! The first woman on the Moon was Hannah Reitsch!!
Why do you think that Hannah Reitsch and Anna Kreisling met with President Kennedy in 1962!! They were discussing what it was like on the Moon and how America must beat Russia to the Moon!!
Joe did you know the Secret Service has film footage of John F. Kennedy swimming naked in the pool with Hannah Reitsch and Anna Kreisling!! IT SHOWS ANNA KREISLING COMING OUT OF THE WATER, MAMA MIA WAS SHE EVER SO BEAUTIFUL!!

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Dr. Albert Manstein, UCLA, 22.08.2023 19:03

Dear Peter Graves and Rachel Maddow,
Sean Hannity and Fox News is making a big mistake by not having Anna Kreisling on their show to be interviewed. Why? Because the Nazi Atomic Bomb program is important to understand as part of history.
By 1939 Albert Einstein had warned President Roosevelt that the Germans were working on Nuclear Fission. In the movie Oppenheimer, you can see the motivation of the American Scientists was to develop the bomb before Hitler could use it. This is why the flight of the Junkers JU-390 over New York on August 28th, 1943 makes perfect sense. This Recon Flight took off from Norway, passed over Canada, and then entered American Airspace on the Morning of August 28th. At noon the JU-390 was over New York city.
The White House had been alerted and President Roosevelt made the correct decision to give a STAND DOWN Order to the Fighter Squadrons guarding New York, not to shoot down this Recon Aircraft! Why?? Because it would have caused a panic in New York and also then they would have to reveal to the public the Manhattan Project. Which Roosevelt was determined to keep TOP SECRET.
Both Hans Pancherz and Anna Kreisling expected to be shot down over New York. They had been seen over Michigan and unknown to them two British agents had seen the Junkers JU-390 take off from Bergen Norway.
There is more to this story, in December 1944, Hans Pancherz would fly Martin Bormann to Cape Town South Africa in a Junkers JU-390. He would land and for the next 3 days the OSS, MI6, and other British and American Officials would hammer out the details of OPERATION PAPERCLIP.
In this agreement both Germany and the USA and England would agree that Nuclear Weapons would not be used in Europe, and that New York would not be bombed. That at the end of the war all Major Weapons and technology would be turned over the England and the USA.
Dear Rachel Maddow, this is why you must take this opportunity to interview Anna Kreisling.

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Anna Kreisling KG-200, 18.08.2023 01:49

Good Evening, My Fellow Americans,
Today it is 112 degrees here at AREA 51, but all our Hangars are Air Conditioned and so it is a great place to hang out, have a beer, and reminisce about the year 1936. This was a great year for Germany. The 1936 Olympic Games at Berlin. Our German people coming out of the Great Depression. Our Great leader Adolf Hitler. For the last 35 years, British Propaganda has tried to Portray Hitler as a crazed Drug Addict. This is of course all a lie.
To understand Hitler you must look at Hamburg in the winter of 1919. The war had been over for a year, yet the British still banned food from going to the city. 110,000 German women and children starved to death at Hamburg that winter because the British kept this embargo on. You will not read about this in any History Book, but it happened.
What motivated Adolf Hitler was revenge against the Communists for killing my Mother, Hannah. Hitler wanted revenge against France for starting World War I. He also wanted to restore German Honor.
In all of these things he succeeded, he is a Leader that America needs at this moment. He will secure our Southern Border, he will destroy the Communist Party in China. He will also save the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia from Iran. Make no mistake, Adolf Hitler would make a far better leader than Joe Biden or Donald Trump. America the choice is yours.

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President OBAMA USA, 29.07.2023 05:13

My Fellow Americans,
As you know both Congress and the Senate are holding hearings on UFO's. These hearings are supposed to expose the truth, but as you can see they are not calling any credible witnesses. During my administration we tried our best to get the facts to the American People, but both the CIA and the NSA, and Congress denied our requests.
Fact; if these UFO Hearings do not call on Anna Kreisling to testify, then you know the fix is in. Why?? Anna Kreisling is the Flight Commander of AREA 51 and has been since President Ronald Reagan gave her this job.
At AREA 51 they have over 35 crashed Alien Spacecraft they are reverse engineering. Inside Russia they have 17 Alien Spacecraft they are working on and many Russian Scientists have died from germs and booby traps that are built into these Alien ships.
One of these Alien Space Ships in Siberia is five miles wide in a Disk configuration and they estimate that it crashed there 35,000 years ago.
My Fellow Americans, I am really disappointed that Joe Biden has attacked AREA 51 twice using Mexican Drug Cartel Gunmen.
This is insane, AREA 51 is the most heavily defended airbase in the world. They also use Alien Technology to defend this base. I feel sorry for these poor Mexicans, getting ate up by Giant Spiders and horrors not seen on this planet!!
So why do the Chinese want Anna Kreisling?? She controls the GATES, the technology developed from DIE GLOCKE,,,the most Top Secret device the Nazi's developed in World War II.
The DIE GLOCKE was flown from Norway to Wright Patterson AFB on June 3, 1945 in a Junkers JU-390 and turned over to American Scientists. SS Col. Hans Kammler , Martin Bormann, and Heinrich Himmler did this deal with the OSS as part of OPERATION PAPERCLIP.
My fellow Americans, please tell your Congress to have Anna Kreisling testify, she will tell the truth is she is ordered to.

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Rachel Maddow MSNBC NEWS, 26.06.2023 20:44

Good Evening America,
I am reporting tonight from Las Vegas where the Flying Saucer crashed and two very large ALIENS were actually filmed in a back yard, then disappeared!
For those of you who are wondering why AREA 51 is 110 miles North of Las Vegas, this is no coincidence.
We now know that the ALIENS were rescued by Personnel from AREA 51. Even the Flying Saucer was loaded up on AAA flatbed TOW TRUCK and taken away! Jesus!! Even AAA does jobs for the Nazi's at AREA 51!! They probably think it is the debris from a LAMBORGHINI that crashed, probably owned by a Cocaine Snorting NBA STAR!!!
Folks last night at CEASARS PALACE, I saw Anna Kreisling pull up in her glacier white 1972 British MGB followed by 3 black SUV's filled with Japanese Body Guards.
She was wearing a silver cape over a black leather outfit and my God she was stunning! 5 feet 8 inches tall, FROST BLONDE HAIR, very tan and athletic looking, gorgeous breasts straining at this black leather, she has cleavage that is a chasm of ecstacy! God I wish I could make out with her!
Anyway they walk in and I find out that they are throwing a party for Heinrich Himmler! Nazi Flags everywhere! A German Polka Band playing, Beer being guzzled down, a really serious celebration!!
Then walks in Adolf Hitler and Eva and smile and wave at the crowd, and everyone erupts with SIEG HEIL,,,SEIG HEIL,,,SIEG HEIL!!
I honestly wish that the Democrats could throw parties like this, they are so much fun!! And the German Frauleins serving Beer are so gorgeous!!
For those of you who are wondering how all this is possible, remember OPERATION PAPERCLIP?? When the machine,, DIE GLOCKE was brought to Wright Patterson AFB on June 3rd, 1945, from this the Nazi's at AREA 51 developed the GATE Technology that allows Anna Kreisling to go back in time to save certain people who are deemed worthy to the FOURTH REICH, also the GATE allows you to never age, to never die, because your DNA is encoded into the GATE.
Eat you heart out FOX NEWS, at MSNBC WE GET THE REAL STORY!!

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President Emmanuel Macron of FRANCE, 28.05.2023 02:55

President Emmanuel Macron, FRANCE,
Dear Anna Kreisling,
It was a joy to have you visit Paris and spend 3 days with my wife and myself. You have a great appreciation for French Wine, food and culture.
Here in France the Kreisling name belongs to some German Farmers who started vinyards here and some of the best wine in the world comes from the Southern part of France where the name Kreisling still exists. In fact there is a wine in France named in your honor,,,it is ANNA,,,and below it on the label is your family name ,,,KREISLING.
Many Baltic Germans live in Estonia, and that is where your mother comes from, Hannah Kreisling.
I have been very saddened and angry that Joe Biden is still trying to capture you. There was another attack on AREA 51, this time 3,765 Mexican Drug Cartel Gang Members were sent in by Joe Biden, and they all were killed.
Make no mistake, France and Germany and England support you in your right to life and your liberty.
Your work at AREA 51 is very important, and just because the Red Chinese Communist Party want you captured, does not mean that Joe Biden must bow to their demands.
Anna, as we toured Paris I thought of the first time that you toured Paris. It was with Albert Speer and Adolf Hitler.
So Anna, thanks again for making Paris such a magical place and so important in history!

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President Vladimir Putin,, MOSCOW CCCP, 09.05.2023 02:09

Dear President Joe Biden,
Don't act innocent with me! You know that from 1945-1947, 55,000 German Nazi's were brought to the United States in Operation Paperclip.
Also that this device DIE GLOCKE, was the most Top Secret machine in the Nazi Arsenal.
President Xi Jinping of China has asked you very nicely to arrest Anna Kreisling and to bring her to China for interrogation! I have asked you to arrest her and bring her to Moscow! Now I am told that she attended the Morro Bay Car Show, and you did nothing!
I had 17 KGB agents at the car show and they could not get within one mile of her. They were taken to a Community Center and there some Nazi's beat the crap out of them, except for Boris and Natasha, they wanted their autograph's and pictures! Boris and Natasha are the most famous Spies in the world and they take orders from only me!! Their Fearless Leader!!
So Joe, stop taking all this money from China when you can not arrest Anna. Do you see me making deals with China that I can not fulfill??? Of course not, I am not a crook! We in Russia run an honest country
For those of you in the United States that know nothing about history, especially the Democrats! Let me tell you a story that is still classified Top Secret.
Yes Heinrich Himmler was in contact with the OSS throughout 1944-1945.
Yes this is the beginning of OPERATION PAPERCLIP, which Martin Bormann also worked with President Roosevelt and the OSS.
After Anna Kreisling flew Hitler out of Berlin, Martin Bormann gave her orders to test fly the Horten with a device on board, the Die Glocke. This enabled the Horton to pass through numerous Dimensions and Time very much like a Cell Phone electronic signal does. The military implications of this are enormous!
Anna Kreisling after landing in this Horten was captured by the U.S. Army under Gen. Patton. This Horten jet was brought to the U.S. and evaluated and today it rests in the basement of the Smithonian Air Museum in Washington D.C.
On May 5th, 1945, SS Gen. Hans Kammler landed a Junkers JU-390 at Wright PATTERSON AFB with the DIE GLOCKE, and then he disappeared with the help of the OSS!!
This Junkers JU-390 today is owned and housed at AREA 51 by Anna Kreisling, who also happens to be the Flight Director there!!
Joe Biden!! Now do you understand why I am so mad!! I am really angry!! Don't play innocent with me!! You have known all about Anna Kreisling for the last 25 years!!
Sincerely,
Vladimir Putin

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Dr. Albert Manstein, UCLA, 01.05.2023 19:47

Dear Prof. Thomas Craig, London,
I am amazed and stunned, the best Car Show that I have ever seen, this Bakersfield Hot Rod Car Show!
Saturday morning Adolf Hitler drives in and gives the Nazi Salute to the crowd!! Driving the Car was Heinrich Himmler! In the back seat was Eva and Anna Kreisling smiling and waving to the people! Let me tell you I was just shocked and amazed!! Hitler looked like he was only 35 years old! Anna and Eva were gorgeous, beautiful classy women! How do they stay so young and wonderful! The secret I believe is DIE GLOCKE that was brought to the USA by Hans Kammler on June 5, 1945, flown in on a Junkers JU-390 where he landed at Wright Patterson AFB and turned over this most secret device to the Americans!
Evidence leads from DIE GLOCKE, to the GATE Technology that was later developed at AREA 51.
It is said that only one person controls this GATE Technology, and she has the only key to activate the Gates!
Anna Kreisling can go not only through time, but to distant Stars and Planets! This is because she can bend Space and Time through Inter Dimensional travel.
Once you enter a Gate with her, your DNA can maintain your body forever. This explains why Adolf Hitler is still alive and doing better than ever!
Amazing Car show!! And seeing Hitler was just incredible!

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ubaTaeCJ, e-mail, 21.02.2025 Dr. Albert Manstein, UCLA

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Adolf Hitler, 29.04.2023 17:34

My fellow Germans and Nazi's everywhere,
This is another glorious day for the 4th Reich and the world. Eva and I are on the way to the Bakersfield Hot Rod Car Show, the biggest in the world!
At this very moment Heinrich Himmler is driving our Mercedes G-4 Staff Car, while Eva and I are enjoying the scenery! Soon we will be entering the gates of the Car Show and these people will see what a Mercedes should look like!
Anna Kreisling will be there, as will Hans Ulrich Rudel and Hans Baur!! It is now 7:30 in the morning, so wake up Bakersfield, we are coming!

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Anna Kreisling KG-200, 19.04.2023 09:25

This April 28th,29th and 30th is the Bakersfield Hot Rod Car Show. This is the largest gathering of classic cars in North America. If you love Hot Rods and the classic cars from every era, you will be there. I am flying a Dornier DO-17Z from AREA 51 to Porterville Airport, from there I am going to the car show with my neighbor James Newsom. We will be there Saturday on the 29th and join up with Phil who is driving from Nipomo. Phil has a great car collection and a Hot Rod that is very excellent in every way! The one person who will not be at this great car show is Joe Biden. This scumbag, this traitor hates cars, airplanes, guns, everything that makes America a great and Free nation.
He is purposely leaving our Southern Border wide open so that the Red Chinese and the Mexican Drug Cartels can operate throughout the United States.
More than 387 Mexican Drug Cartel Gang members attacked AREA 51, and none of them survived this. So why did Joe Biden send them in?? Because they study our defences by sending in probing attacks. Apparently Joe Biden does not care about people losing their lives, just look at his disaster in Afghanistan. Every major General at the Pentagon warned him that his plans for Afghanistan would not work, but like a fool he went ahead and did it his way. He is like a petulant child, a stubborn ignorant Socialist Marxist Fool.
In a way I am glad he is not coming to the Bakersfield Hot Rod Car Show. The Secret Service sometimes does not know what to do with his Diapers when they change him. If one of these gets thrown into a crowd, you will have a major panic, trying to escape the Poop, the smell and his Diapers have been known to explode!
For those of you who are wondering about my Douglas DC-3, yes I still have her, but the Dornier is much smaller and can cruise at 235 m.p.h. the visibility is superb and the history behind the Dornier is incredible.
To all my fans around the world, I thank you for all your thoughts and prayers. To all the members of the Luftwaffe around the world, be bold and be brave. What we are doing is vital for the survival of humanity everywhere.

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Peter Graves CNN NEWS, 06.04.2023 09:10

Before America dropped the Atomic Bomb on Japan they flew Recon Missions over every major city in Japan in our B-29 Superfortress. It should not be surprising to anyone that Adolf Hitler had Recon Missions flown over the United States in World War II. The boldest and most successful of these Recon flights was the Junkers JU-390 flight from Norway across Iceland and into Canada, and on the morning of August 28th 1943 penetrating into Michigan airspace. The two most vital targets for Hitler was the factories in Michigan, and then the city of New York itself. Unknown to Anna Kreisling and Hans Pancherz was the fact that two British Agents had seen the Junkers JU-390 take-off and head out over the Atlantic Ocean.
By the time they were over Michigan and heading to New York, President Roosevelt was making a very hard decision. He ordered the three squadrons of P-47 Thunderbolts which guarded New York to stand down and to not engage any German Recon Aircraft. Why?? Roosevelt wanted to hide the Atomic Bomb Program from the American people. He also did not want Germany to speed up their development of any Nazi Atomic Bomb program. Both Hans and Anna Kreisling knew that they had a 50% chance of being shot down over New York. Both understood that the minutes and seconds over New York would be the most dangerous moments of this flight.
But what is more amazing is the order from Martin Bormann for Anna to test fly the Horten Jet fighter after Hitler was flown out of Berlin in 1945. Why?? Why assign such a flight after Hitler had been evacuated from Berlin?
We now know that these orders to Anna Kreisling to fly the Horten was all part of the agreement within Operation Paperclip. After Anna shut down the Jumo Jet engines she found herself surrounded by three Sherman tanks. She cooly stood up in the cockpit and removed her helmet. The three American soldiers that walked up and were staring at her, could not believe their eyes! Here was the most gorgeous, beautiful blonde on the planet! This is when they decided to keep her and put her to work pouring coffee for the U.S. Army. They actually told the OSS Officers that the Male Luftwaffe pilot who was flying the Horten had run away into the forest!! Anna was not flown out of Germany until 1946.

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Anna Kreisling KG-200, 25.03.2023 01:37

My fellow Americans,
Today in Syria American Soldiers are under attack by the forces from Iran. American death's have been reported and the leaders of Iran are joyful about this.
Make no mistake going into Iraq and removing Saddam Hussein was the worst mistake America has made. Iran feared Saddam and he kept the Persians cornered in the Middle East. He fought Iran for eight years in trench warfare, and the Persians died by the millions. America at that time had a Great President in Ronald Reagan and he gave me the Green Light to keep Saddam well supplied. At night our C-130's would fly into Baghdad loaded with weapons for Saddam.
Now thanks to the stupid ignorant morons like George W. Bush and Barack OBAMA, they have destroyed most of the obstacles that faced IRAN.
The power of Iran now stretches from the Persian Gulf to the Mediterranean Sea.
When Theodore Roosevelt was President of the United States, a school teacher was kidnapped in Morocco. A letter demanding $300 Dollars for her safe return and that all American citizens leave Morocco was sent to President Roosevelt. Instead he sent in the U.S. Marines armed with 30-40 Krag rifles and within three weeks they had killed over 1,300 of these Terrorists. The school teacher was rescued and Americans were welcomed in Morocco!
Today we have a President who is a Communist Leftist Moron who thinks that launching one missile at the Terrorists in Syria is going to scare IRAN. If you want to scare Iran Joe Biden, you must destroy their entire AIR FORCE in one day. You must destroy the Iranian navy in the Persian Gulf, and destroy their Nuclear Bomb Factories.
After the smoke clears, you will see the leaders of Iran sing the Star Spangled Banner, declare that Baseball is the new national sport, and kick all the Red Chinese out of their nation.

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Sergei Lavrov CCCP MOSCOW, 23.03.2023 22:53

Dear President Joe Biden,
You are in direct violation of your agreement with President Xi Jinping of China!
You promised him you would arrest Anna Kreisling and send her in chains to Moscow!
When Xi arrived in Moscow he was asking Vladimir Putin," Where is the White Wolf?? I have many questions I want to ask her! So Vlad, where is she??"
Our Fearless Leader said that Joe Biden had failed to capture her! That more than 2,600 Mexican Drug Cartel Gangmembers had failed to come back from AREA 51 alive!
This is after Red China paid him $55 Million Dollars to capture her!
So Joe, are you listening? Xi is really angry with you. If you can't do the job, why you taking his money?
Joe, Vladimir Putin wants her arrested! She is a devout Nazi, she is the Flight Commander at AREA 51. She knows to many secrets to be left alive! You would be doing your Patriotic Duty by arresting her and sending her to Moscow! We will give you another three months!
By the way, at Nellis AFB the Germans have over 227 Mig-29 Fulcrums helping to guard AREA 51. We have now learned that these Migs are being given to Ukraine! They are being replaced at Nellis AFB with more Advanced German Fighters! Joe don't you know that Vladimir is pissed out of his mind! How could this happen on U.S. Territory!
Joe don't you know that Anna Kreisling has personally flown into Ukraine 38 German Leopard Tanks! Do you have any idea what a Leopard tank can do??? They will destroy hundreds of Russian Tanks!

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President Vladimir Putin,, MOSCOW CCCP, 16.03.2023 01:11

To our Glorious Russian Air Force,
Congratulations on bringing down this advanced American Drone. This was not easy, we have already recovered this American made Drone, and we are not impressed with American technoloy!! Example; we expected lots of computers that would fly this Drone, instead when we fished out this Drone in the Black Sea we find that it was a Chimpanzee flying this Drone. When he would bank and turn left, if he did this, he would get a banana! In many ways this does not surprise us! We in Russia remember when we were putting Men and Women into Space, the Americans could only send up Monkeys and Chimpanzee's!! Remember HAM, who flew sub-Orbital flights! He was America's Greatest Space Hero in 1957!
Congratulations to our Russian Pilots who out fought this Chimpanzee over the Black Sea. Finally after 22 minutes of violent manuevers in the air, this Chimp opened up his canopy and threw a baseball bat at one of our SU-27 FLANKER FIGHTERS!! Instead this bat hit his propellor, and down came the drone!! So President Joe Biden, your monkey brought down your Drone, not our glorious Soviet Red Air Force!!
By the way we are sending your Drone and your Chimpanzee to IRAN. There they will torture this monkey until they make him talk!

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Sean Hannity FOX NEWS, 12.03.2023 01:56

Dear CNN NEWS Don Lemon,
Hello Don, many people at CNN News have criticized me for not having an interview with Anna Kreisling. This is the German Lady Test pilot who flew for KG-200 and also with Hans Pancherz flew over New York on August 28th 1943 on what was the most important and dangerous Photo Recon Mission in World War II.
Don, has it ever occurred to you that CNN has also never had an interview either!! It is not easy to locate Anna Kreisling. She could be at AREA 51, Saudi Arabia, Norway, Japan or even at Morro Bay, California.
Also the rumor is that the CIA, and the NSA do not want her to address the Operations behind OPERATION PAPERCLIP. This is when 55,000 Nazi's were brought to the USA to help our Rocket Programs, our Space Programs, even our Air Force in developing Jets like the F-102 and F-106.
So Don, tell them at CNN that they should cool down these accusations that I do not want to interview her! I would love to interview her! She looks like Grace Kelly and Veronica Lake, she is the hottest Blonde on the planet!

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President Joe Biden USA, 04.03.2023 20:04

Dear President Xi Jinping of CHINA,
How about sending over 800 more Balloons! I need to keep the Republicans off my back! They are actually investigating Hunter Biden, all the hookers, all the drugs, all the Billion Dollar Deals we did!! Xi it is not easy to arrest Anna Kreisling, I sent in 327 Mexican Drug Cartel gun men into AREA 51, WE COULD HEAR THEM SCREAMING AND NO ONE CAME BACK ALIVE!! So don't get mad at me! You have over 30,000 RED CHINESE Communist Agents in this country, why don't you send them into AREA 51???
Xi, be careful, I have just received a picture of the 12 Communist Party Members in Beijing that are planning on killing you. Buddy they want your job! Hey if you want more information, send me another suitcase with $55 Million Dollars!! Man I love those suitcases!!
Xi I have another Big problem, I have found out that Adolf Hitler and Eva live in Morro Bay California!
Heinrich Himmler lives in Nipomo!! Did you know that Anna Kreisling flies into Nipomo all the time and takes her 1972 glacier white MGB to the Donut every Saturday Morning!! Hundreds of people in Nipomo have seen her!!

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President Vladimir Putin,, MOSCOW CCCP, 20.02.2023 06:52

Dear President Joe Biden,
I am writing to you because President Xi Jinping of China is really angry with you. He has sent you $55 Million dollars every month and what have you done?? Shoot down one of his SPY BALLOONS?? Make money with the Mexican DRUG Cartel??? Joe you have not even arrested Anna Kreisling! What happened?? You send in 337 Mexican Drug Gangmembers into AREA 51, and not one comes back alive?? What did you expect??? AREA 51 is the most heavily defended airbase in North America! They even utilize Alien technology to help defend the base. But Joe I am not complaining, just remember to have Anna Kreisling arrested before August 7th, 2023.

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