Nasrallah, you are a fool for posting this on a public website. "First he will bomb Mecca with his force of ten Mig jet fighters and blow up the KAABA!! We will then blame this on Anna Kreisling and Saudi Arabia and also Israel!! Next we will blow up Medina!"

I want to reassure the American People that everything that Anna Kreisling does in Syria and at AREA 51 is done with the full approval of the CIA and the NSA. However what amazes me is when I'm flying across the Atlantic in AIR FORCE ONE and I look out my window and I see a Flying Saucer with a Hot Blonde flying it, I wonder why can't I have a Flying Saucer from AREA 51 to fly around in??? The Boeing 747 is 1960's technology!! WTF am I doing flying around in this piece of junk?? I can understand why Bill Clinton wants a Hot Tub in the Junkers JU-390, AT Least he is having a good relaxing time flying Low and Slow. But here I am the Director of the CIA, and it takes me Nine hours to fly across the Atlantic!! President Obama can get anywhere in the world in one hour thanks to Anna Kreisling and her Saucers at AREA 51! I sometimes think its to show the Russians that we have primitive technology just like they do! If the Russians ever found out the truth I think they would crap in their pants! Anyway I wish to Thank Anna Kreisling and everyone at AREA 51 for making America the greatest nation in the world. Anna you look amazing for being 93 years old! My wife wants to know your beauty secrets!

In 1944 flying with the 8th Air Force over Germany, we saw many interesting Luftwaffe aircraft. But the British Lancaster pilots saw the strangest things on a routine basis. FOO Fighters, large balls of light flying around your bomber at high speeds, flying in formation, zooming away, only to come back. Flying Saucers attacking your formation and cruising near your bombers. KG-200 was operating B-17's that shadowed your formation giving information to the FOO Fighters, Saucers, and every Luftwaffe fighter! So why didn't the Germans win?? They were outnumbered a hundred to one in the air! By 1944 they only survived due to their incredible Wonder Weapons! In 1944 we heard of a Knockout Nazi Blonde Dame flying in the Luftwaffe, but we thought it was just rumors. Women Pilots in the Luftwaffe were rare but they did exist. By the way the AT-6 Training Squadrons in Michigan took pictures of this Junkers JU-390 in 1943. They reported a Blonde blowing them kisses and waving to them! However all their film was confiscated by the OSS TWO WEEKS after this historic flight!

Praise be to Allah for sending us Col. Hadi Juvadi of the Indian Air Force. He has promised to bomb and strafe the women and children of Pakistan. To bomb and strafe the Arabs in Syria, to join forces with IRAN FOR OUR COMING WAR WITH the pilots of the ROYAL SAUDI AIR FORCE! Col. Hadi Juvadi flys his own personal Mig-25 Foxbat! A really big impressive jet, I will personally give him the best Hesbollah Jet Mechanics that we have. Hamas is sending to him the best Rocket engineers from Gaza. They will meet him at Petra in Jordan 262 Kilometers south of Amman Jordan so he can plan his attack on Saudi Arabia from there! First he will bomb Mecca with his force of ten Mig jet fighters and blow up the KAABA!! We will then blame this on Anna Kreisling and Saudi Arabia and also Israel!! Next we will blow up Medina! Finally Col. Hadi Juvadi will blow up the AL AQSA MOSQUE, THE DOME OF THE ROCK IN Jerusalem!! Then every Arab in the Middle East will join me Sheikh Hassan Nasrallah in waging a HOLY WAR against Saudi Arabia!!

From everyone from Steven Speilberg and Paramount Studios and Warner Brothers and Twentieth Century Fox. From every actor who has ever been in a World War II movie. From Clint Eastwood to Don Rickles, we want to wish Anna Kreisling a happy 93rd Birthday! Everyone in Hollywood loves a beautiful dame, a girl who makes life worth living! Whether your Shania Twain or Jenny McCarthy or Shannon Tweed or Anna Kreisling. You make life worth living! So Happy Birthday Anna and remember we need you in Hollywood!

The year 2013 represents a very dangerous time for the United States. President Barack Obama may be a very popular President, but his true experience is very similar to a college Professor. The United States military is spread thin and weak everywhere in the world. We have promised never to use Nuclear Weapons, but if war breaks out anywhere in Asia or the Middle East we could not last more than four weeks. Yet Obama and the Pentagon will not reinforce our troops where war is very likely. This shows only naive and wishful thinking. An example of this is Iraq, if war happens IRAN can sweep through Iraq in six weeks of fighting and if Iraq falls Iran will control everything from their border to Beirut. This is why it was insane in the first place to remove Saddam Hussein from power! He was Iran's greatest enemy and Iran lived in fear from him. Now that he is gone Iran dreams of having a vast empire with Nuclear Weapons to make this dream a reality. Yet all that I receive from Obama is vague and weak ideas on how to counter this threat. Make no mistake Iran is preparing for war. Russia will be helping them in every way.
Now to another subject I did not wish to speak about. Each day the United States is being more divided. This is not by accident. If you are going to destroy a nation you must have the people divided. Both the Democrats and the Republicans can learn a vast deal by studying Adolf Hitler and the Third Reich! Hitler believed that the blood of one German was priceless! Americans need to learn to love each other, that the blood of one American soldier is worth more than all the Communist Gooks in Asia! That all Americans are valuable and to be treasured! This means Republicans that we do not try to destroy Medicare and Social Security, we try to save it and improve on it! To the Democrats I say to you that the Rights of Americans to own guns and to protect women and children from Mexican Drug Cartels, thieves, rapists, murderers is a sacred God Given Right! Do the Democrats really believe that Obama is going to fly down from Heaven and save Americans under attack??? I think not! In conclusion you must love each other the way Hitler taught the German people to care for and love each other. As Americans all that we have is each other! May God bless this great nation, May God protect the USA!!

Our boy Steven has honored our empire once again!

I'm back!! God it was great! Instead of talking to Hugh Hefner I jumped on Crystal when she turned down the lights and I shagged her rotten for two straight hours! After I came all over the curtains and the ceiling and Hugh Hefners dinner jacket Anna tapped me on the shoulder and I followed her down the hallway. Out by the swimming pool was a translucent STARGATE pulsing with energy. She held a device above her head and we stepped in! Immediately the cold and this energy flowed through me and we flashed through the universe. Suddenly we were on a desert highway at night and a billion stars were overhead. I asked Anna where we were, but she stayed quiet. Within twenty minutes an old Ford Truck came sputtering by and Anna sat up front and talked with the MAN. I was in the back of 1940 Ford trying to stay warm next to bail of hay. I looked up at the Stars and thought that this is one amazing Universe!

Anna, we need our boy Steven back so he can help us direct our plan on bringing order to Syria, especially bringing order to their genocidal government and their leader, Bashir Al-Assad. While you see him as something to experiment on, he is vital to our plans.

Steven volunteered for an experiment. We are seeing if time can be changed from the recent past. We have sent Steven to the Playboy Mansion at precisely 11:35 to talk Hugh Hefner out of Marrying this Playboy Bunny. If you pick up a paper and it says that Hugh Hefner is still thinking about getting married, then you know that the past can be changed. If you notice that Hugh Hefner remains married then our experiment with Steven failed. His only problem will be is that he is 5 days behind us in time. He will never exist in this moment again. However Anna can go back in time and bring Steven back to this current moment. Is this what you want? Or do you want him to remain 5 days behing us in time? Here is the paradox, if Steven does not exist in the present, how can he exist in the past? Think about it and you will need to have a bowl of chicken soup!

Anna, where is Steven? If he has been captured, we shall send in the Strigon team to rescue him.

it is a beautiful sunny day here at AREA 51, I am going over our flight schedule for tonight, so don't be surprised if you hear reports of UFO's over Phoenix and San Diego. Now to the rude insane comments from President Vladimir Putin. What you are saying it typical Russian Propaganda. No the Third Reich did not turn over any Atomic Bombs to the Americans. When I arrived in America in 1946 I was greatly impressed with the Nuclear Weapons that had been perfected. Germany had a few Radiological Dirty Bombs but nothing like like the Atomic bomb which took out Hiroshima.
Hitler refused to use Sarin and Dirty Bombs because by 1945 they would have made no difference. He had assurances from Roosevelt that Berlin would not be bombed with an Atomic Bomb. Vladimir Putin failed to mention the thousands of German Scientists that were captured by the Soviets and forced to develop their rockets and Nuclear Weapons. America was very fortunate to get the best of what Germany had in people and technology. My next comments are for President Obama, You should understand that in private talks Vladimir Putin is discussing taking the Ukraine and Poland back into the Soviet Empire. This must not happen and the only way to stop the Russians is through strength, not your Jive Dancing or Religous sermons. Please do not go to Moscow and sell out the people of the Ukraine and Poland.
It is my hope in the New Year that the United States can project Strength and Power in the world. The only way to prevent war is to make Russia understand that they can not win a war of conquest.
I am standing in front of the Black Hangar and I cant begin to start the removal of the Christmas Lights off of the Junkers JU-390, it was such a hit this Christmas.

Thank you all for leaving Syria. We can now proceed with overthrowing Al-Assad. We also want our agent Steven back. Where is he Anna? Does President Obama know of him and if so does he want him or have him captured?

Dear President Obama,
Do you really think that we Russians are stupid? We know the CIA has over 35 Writers writing cover stories, insane stories to cover all evidence that this NAZI PRINCESS ANNA KREISLING even exists! We are not fooled. Here are 7 Proofs that Anna Kreisling is real.
1. Stalin knew about the Manhattan Project. The OSS had document which mentioned Werner Von Braun and Anna Kreisling directly!
2. Stalin knew of the JUNKERS JU-390 Flights to Japan! One of the islands that the Russian Army took was full of evidence of Secret Nazi SS Projects and that Anna Kreisling had been there!
3. Stalin knew that the first Atomic Bomb dropped on Hiroshima was not an American Designed Nuclear Bomb but was a Nazi Nuclear Bomb delivered to the Americans in a Junkers JU-390!! Why? Part of an agreed deal with Martin Bormann!
4. Stalin knew that more than 55,000 NAZI's were brought to the United States in Operation Paperclip.
5. Stalin knew of the OSS list of top Nazi's the OSS wanted to find. Anna Kreisling was NO. 15 on this list!
6. Stalin knew that it was Anna Kreisling who saved the Emperor's Life in 1945. She prevented a Communist takeover of Japan!
7. Nikita Kruschev knew in 1955 that Anna Kreisling and Marilyn Monroe and Albert Einstein had constant contact with each other. The FBI also knew of this and constant reports went to J. Edgar Hoover!
So in the future President Obama please do not act as if you have no idea who this Nazi Flugakapitan is! The United States has kept her hidden for more than 50 years!

Its Friday Night, and I just finished singing at the Crystal Palace here in Bakersfield, when I read this E-mail from Professor Frederick Rotheinstein about a Space Ship directly overhead!! So I walked outside and I saw it immediately! Wow! For a few minutes I could see it moving and then it came down like a ball of fire then right back up into the same spot! Everybody if you walk outside you can see this spacecraft directly overhead! I know its cold outside, but you won't be disappointed!
By the way at COSTCO here in Bakersfield, California, I bought this 1/18th scale Junkers JU-390 AIRCRAFT. It is so big I had to hang it from the ceiling here at the Crystal Palace! Now when every Cowboy and Cowgirl starts dancing they can look up and see ANNA KREISLING diving through the clouds of her BERLIN BABY JU-390! Ringo Starr came by and we were singing,"THERE GONNA PUT ME IN THE MOVIES, THEIR GONNA MAKE A BIG STAR OUT OF ME! THEY'LL MAKE A FILM ABOUT A MAN THAT'S SAD AND LONELY, AND ALL I GOTTA DO IS ACT NATURALLY!" Ringo suddenly looked up and saw this huge JUNKERS JU-390 AND HE WAS IN AWE!

As I look back on 2012, it has been an eventful year. I was shot down over Syria, but thanks to the Rebels managed to escape into Turkey. At this time I would like to express my sorrow for the passing of a Great American Hero and General. Norman Schwarzkoph. When the Vietnam War was over the Pentagon and the U.S. ARMY made a promise to the American people that they would never again let a President of the United States lead them into a War that could not be won! Gen. Norman Schwarzkoph kept this promise in Operation Desert STORM by having a clear Concept of Victory.
Far to many American Generals now in service have let the Morons in the White House dictate Military Operations. You do not mix Politics with the lives of our troops, you either win or you get out.
Many people assume because I flew for Hitler and the Third Reich that I love war. I detest War and violence, but sometimes you do not have a choice. America and Israel have a choice, they can let IRAN Rule the Middle East and have Nuclear Weapons or they can stop them.
As always I love being an American citizen. This nation still stands for Decency and the dignity of mankind. We are still a nation that believes in God and Family and Country. I am hoping in the coming years that the Greed and Corruption that is in Washington D.C. will be gone and America can still be a nation that embraces and protects its people and the people of the world once again. May you have a Happy New Year and my Thanks to Bob Hope and the USO and the Girls from Nebraska who entertained our troops.

Max the time is exactly 11:00 Thursday night, and it is very cold outside. The Space Ship is now directly overhead above the Earth in the 12 O'Clock position. It is not a star it is a massive spacecraft! According to my calculations it may try for a landing near Bakersfield California! Can other observers run outside and confirm this sighting? Remember it is directly overhead! It is massive!

I have really had a great time here in Hawaii, and to save time and to make my girls happy I gave Anna Kreisling a call at AREA 51, TO Start up a Flying Saucer and come fly me and Michelle and the girls back to Washington D.C.! This way we can avoid the Press and get back in less than an hour. Anna Kreisling at first thought I was drunk or stoned out of my mind. But then I could hear her yell some instructions and they got a Saucer Ready! Man within 30 minutes she landed the Saucer in front of our hotel right on the Golf Course! We all ran up to the Saucer and Anna came out with Bill Clinton and Bill and Anna tried to calm the girls down who were jumping all over the place. Then we got inside and strapped down. Bill did some final checks and then Anna let Bill fly the Saucer straight up and into a LOW Earth Orbit. Within 22 minutes we passed over Califonia at a height of 175,000 feet doing Mach Six. The girls love this ship and they kept begging Anna to let them fly it while they were floating around fighting with each other! Anna let me sit in the Captains Chair and breifly fly it and let me tell you there is a lot of stuff on the Panel you have to keep watching! Soon Anna was bringing us down for a landing on the White House Lawn which was covered with Snow. The girls ran screaming down the Ramp and Bill walked into the White House with me! As we watched Anna take off and head back to AREA 51, Bill reminded me why I came back and I picked up the phone and got Harry Reid to come over quickly. I wish to thank everyone at AREA 51 for making America a Safe place to live in!

Hey Professor Dr. Frederick Rotheinstein I remember you from the Astronomy Convention! I drive a cab here in Las Vegas and when I was through at Midnite I got on the Roof of Ceasars Palace with my K-Mart Blue Light Special Telescope and I saw that spaceship right above the Moon at the 12 O'Clock position! Amazing, I do believe you are right Professor! It is not a star and it is not in orbit around the Moon it was just hovering there some 45 miles above the surface of the Moon! Professor you see some amazing things here in Vegas! AREA 51 is just 110 miles north of here, and we see Saucers, Nazi's all the time. This Anna Kreisling Dame is really a Hot Tamale, she is very nice, but you better have good manners or else you will have your Nuts kicked in and smashed flat, if you are not careful. I see her by the pool here at Ceasars a lot. If you really want to see something just hang around on the roof here at Ceasars, within five nights you will see a Flying Saucer come in and pick up various high ranking Nazi's here and fly them to AREA 51. Professor most of the Blondes that you see here working in the clubs are all Nazi's! They are nice girls but they all carry guns and they pass information to the CIA and the NSC all the time about anyone who might be a security threat! Professor I have a question for you, why does this not make the News Papers?? No one cares about Spacecraft, or UFO'S anymore? All that you hear on Television is what Obama is doing in Hawaii, or what Sean Hannity is eating for Breakfast!!

Tonight at exactly at 9:00 Pacific Standard Time we saw a massive SpaceCraft directly above the Moon that you can see with the naked eye! Stars twinkle, and this did not twinkle, so I took out our Zeiss Telescope and I saw a Spacecraft above the Moon that was enormous! I am asking other astonomers to confirm this Spacecraft. Also I could see smaller spacecraft flying from the surface of the Moon to this huge Spacecraft! This must have been seen by other Scientists!