Junkers Ju 390

Dear Anna Kreisling,
We the Chinese people and the Chinese nation need your help. Ever since we activated our Time Machine in Area 717 in the Gobi Desert, we have encountered numerous Alien spacecraft flying over our Top Secret Area's. At first we thought it was you and the Nazi High Tech Spacecraft that you have at AREA 51, but now we have a full scale Alien Invasion going on in the Gobi Desert!! So far we have lost more than 275,000 Chinese troops! They go in, and then all contact is lost, and they do not come back alive!
Anna if you help us, we will give up on taking Australia and Taiwan. We will stop preparing for a Nuclear FIRST STRIKE on the United States. We will stop killing Vietnamese Fishermen in the South China Sea. We will be peaceful and a really good neighbor to all the nations around us! Please help, we are very sad about the loss of so many Chinese Troops!

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Dear Gina Haspel, CIA Director,

As you know, China has built in the Gobi Desert a Time Machine based on the DIE GLOCKE Technology. Though crude, they are for the first time getting glimpses of the future, and they are not happy with what they are seeing. The future according to Chinese Intelligence shows China devastated by a Nuclear War with most of the population dying from starvation or nuclear radiation. They are convinced that to change the future they must strike first with Nuclear Weapons, their target, the U.S.A.
What concerns me is that our views of the future show nearly the same thing,,,except,,,this Nuclear War begins in the next 12 months and it starts with a FIRST STRIKE with Nuclear Weapons from China upon the U.S.A., and it will be devastating because President Biden will fail to strike back against China. 800 Nuclear tipped Missiles will rain down on America, and President Biden will not retaliate.
This is why I am writing to you. You must talk with the Joint Chiefs of Staff at the Pentagon and make sure that Joe Biden does not prevent them from protecting the U.S.A.
Something is wrong with our Retaliatory Capabilities regarding Nuclear Weapons. If one man,,,Joe Biden can prevent the United States from responding to a Nuclear Attack then America is doomed.
Sincerely, Anna Kreisling
Flight Director, AREA 51

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Dear President Joe Biden,
How dare you call me a bitch and a cow! You learned nothing from your eight years with President Obama. He taught us to love each other as Americans, that when they go low,,,we go high. Well Joe Biden, your days are numbered. Why?? Because you will not listen to the American People and take responcibility for your failed Marxist policies! Here is an example; From the first day in office you have closed down 5 Refineries, 17 oil and gas production fields, and have promised to declare war on the Gas and Oil Companies. This started the rise in inflation!! Why?? Because when gas and oil go up,,,food goes up,,,America is a very great country because things are supposed to work in harmony. You can't go in and destroy the oil and gas industry without major famine and poor people left homeless!
You also are trying to destroy the Trucking industry and the Family Farms. You are doing what STALIN did to Russia. You want the Government to be all Powerful, with massive numbers of Americans starving to death.
This is why Kamala Harris am going to run for President! I am not a bitch or a cow! I am not a Communist or a Lunatic Nut Job who wants a Socialist America!
What I want is for the FREE MARKET to give me and the other 325 Million Americans a choice.
Joe Biden wants everyone to use an electric stove! Well Joe you dumb ass, you can't cook real food on an electric stove! I want a Gas Oven! As an American I have the right to choose,,,and I want a GAS OVEN. But you have to go out and MANDATE that every American has to have an Electric Oven!!
Also you dumb son of a bitch, if I want a gas powered Mustang,,,I will buy a gas powered car! You have purposely raised the price of gas so that everyone will be forced to buy an Electric Car!! You are taking away the right of Americans to choose what they will drive! Vladimir Putin did not raise the price of GAS,,,YOU DID!!
I am going to make a great President, everyone in America will have the Freedom to choose, and let me make this perfectly clear. If a woman is raped and needs an abortion, that is between her and her doctor. The U.S. Government needs to let this woman have her choice! All of us are against abortions,,,but sometimes they are necessary! This is between her,,her God,,and her doctor.
Joe, you should have listened to me and talked with Bill Clinton and Anna Kreisling! Today you would be doing great things,,,but NO,,,YOU WOULD NOT LISTEN TO THEM!!
So you wanted the Press to film you being cool and jumping on a bicycle!! My God,,,Your diaper exploded Shiite all over the place!! Five more Secret Service Agents had to quit because they can't handle changing your diaper!!

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Dear V.P. Kamala Harris,
Who gave you permission to talk about the Junkers JU-390 coming to the Smithonian Air Museum? You stupid Bitch! You keep your mouth shut and just obey my orders! God I can't wait to replace you with OPRAH,,,Folks in 2024 you will see the New Joe Biden!! Running against TRUMP with OPRAH on my ticket!! This is how we are going to win!
1. American School Children will no longer salute the American Flag every morning. Instead they will sing songs about OPRAH and how all white people are Honky's and Racists!
2. To save the Planet Earth,,,I have closed 5 Refineries that make GAS. I have also closed down 17 oil fields here in America! The USA will once again be dependent on Saudi Oil and GAS!!
3. By 2024 a Gallon of Gas will cost $14 dollars a gallon!
4. A gallon of Diesel will sell for $20 dollars a gallon!
5. All the Farmers will be bankrupt and Food Production in the USA will be shut down! This will save the Planet Earth because all the Americans are going to starve to death!!
5. The Trucking Industry will be shut down and out of business,,,No more Food will be delivered across the USA! This will also save the environment!
6. President Xi Jinping of China will give me an additional $687 Million Dollars if I can take away all Guns in the USA. This way the Chinese Military troops and the Mexican DRUG Cartel gang members can take over the USA!!
7. I am going to show how big and tough I am by putting in prison all the Border Control Law Enforcement officers! First I am going to shoot all the horses that tried to stop the Haitian Voodoo Gang members from crossing our border! I promised every Haitian Voodoo Gang member,,,,FREE DENTAL,,,FREE MEDICAL,,,FREE HOUSING,,A FREE TESLA!! Plus $100,000 dollars a year in Free Spending Money!! ALL that they have to do is vote for the Mighty Joe Biden!!
In conclusion,,,everyone will bow and worship me,,,because OPRAH is going to be on the ticket with me! My fellow Communists and Democrats,,,WE CAN'T LOSE!!
So Kamala,,,you stupid bitch,,,KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT AND FOLLOW ORDERS!! You Dumb Cow!!

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My Fellow Americans,
It is a great honor to announce that Russia which has rebuilt the Junkers JU-390 shot down over the Urals in 1944, is shipping and donating this huge six engined Recon Aircraft to the Smithonian Air Museum in Washington D.C.
This is the famous Ju-390 ,,,,BERLIN BABY,,,that took off from Norway,,overflew Canada,,,and on the morning of August 28th, 1943 emerged over the skies of Michigan! By Noon it was over New York and circled the Empire State Building before heading out over the Atlantic Ocean to land at a Luftwaffe Base just outside of Paris.
This was the longest Recon Flight flown by an Enemy Airplane in World War II. This plane will be put on display with photo's, maps and charts to show the flight path of this incredible aircraft. Pictures of Hans Pancherz and Anna Kreisling and the other two crew members will also be on display!
I talked to Anna Kreisling on the phone and she feels this is a great honor and it is important to preserve history so that our children can learn what took place in World War II. The race for the Atomic Bomb was not a joke, but Anna Kreisling feels that the fact that this Recon Flight in 1943 saved Berlin and saved Germany. She said that Germany was very fortunate to be able to surrender to America,,,which she calls the Greatest Country in the World!!

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My Fellow Americans,
It is not my fault that our country is going to hell in a handbasket. All my policies and advisers were selected by AOC,,so don't get mad at me!! Get mad at this crazy bitch!!
Now I want to talk about something very important, as you know America is only responcible for 4% of the world's Air Pollution, and China and India are responcible for 72% of the world's Air and carbon pollution. If America gets rid of all cars, cows, and farting humans, it doesn't matter. It is what China and India do that matters! So far they are not morons like like AOC,,,they are keeping their Cars, their Coal burning plants, and their Cows! Last night AOC said that every American should stick a beer bottle up their Butt, to stop air pollution,,,so I tried it!! Hey for four hours no one from the SECRET SERVICE RESIGNED,,,BUT WHEN I PULLED THE BOTTLE OUT,,,,THEY DECLARED AN EMERGENCY EVACUATION OF THE WHITE HOUSE!!
Also my fellow Americans I have some very sad news,,,POPCORN has left me and is now the passionate lover of Donald Trump. Why Popcorn?? Why???
This is why the LGBQT Democrats have arranged a fight between me and TRUMP. The winner gets Popcorn!!!
Beating the shiite out of Donald Trump is going to be easy! The guy is old and fat, he can't take a punch, he can't move, and I have a secret weapon! I can take off my diaper and throw Monkey Shiite at him!!
So folks tune in on JULY 4TH,,,live from Las Vegas,,,the FIGHT OF THE CENTURY will take place! After I knock him out,,,I'm gonna shave his head and sell his hair for $678 Million Dollars !!! Then I'm gonna take POPCORN and spank his butt for running off with another guy!!

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My Fellow Americans,
Many of you have forgotten who I am, so let me remind you. I ran for President against George W. Bush, and I won the election by more than Six Million Votes. But the President is not elected by the popular vote, he is elected by the Electorial College. G.W. Bush paid the Supreme Court $20 Million dollars so that they would not allow a re-count in Florida. This is what delivered to him the Presidency. Elections are not always fair in America, but I did not contest the election for the sake of the country. Richard Nixon faced the same thing, LBJ promised the Kennedy Campaign that he would deliver TEXAS for John F. Kennedy,,,and he did!! Stuffed ballot boxes, bribes, etc. etc. and he delivered Texas to Kennedy! Nixon could have contested the election, but for the good of the country he kept quiet about the STEAL.
But what I am writing to you about is my admiration for the Flight Commander at AREA 51,,,Anna Kreisling.
As you know President Joe Biden was supposed to go to Saudi Arabia to beg them to pump more oil out of the ground so he could take credit for LOWER GAS PRICES!!
However since he poops his pants constantly, and the shiite just keeps rolling down his pants legs, the Saudis begged him not to come! But Joe was determined to go! So he called Bill Clinton and told him he wanted Anna Kreisling to fly him to Saudi Arabia! She could fly from the White House to Saudi Arabia in less than one hour! So Joe figured that she could also change his diaper after he landed and all would be fine. However Anna refused to fly him because he smells like shiite, and is a Commie, a big fat Commie Rat!!
So Bill Clinton called me, and asked if I could fly to Saudi Arabia and beg them to pump more oil.
So I was up in Bangor, Maine, eating some Lobster, when all of a sudden, out the window, a Flying Saucer landed in the grass outside our house! This craft was small, only 22 feet across, and designed only to hold two people! My wife and all of her friends were ecstatic and amazed, when a tall blonde wearing tight Black leather emerged from this spacecraft, and walked with a lot of grace and confidence up to our table. She smiled and showed me some documents and told me she was Anna Kreisling! Normally my wife would get very angry with me getting into a car with a hot, knockout blonde, wearing black leather, but since she knew that I was flying to Saudi Arabia, she showed courage and actually happy for me!
Why??? Because we had been briefed about the coming flight! Anna took her time and strapped me in, set all my Com Gear in place, our flight would be tracked by the NSA and Naval Intelligence. We would not show up on any radar screens, but a special electronic beacon would show our progress across the Atlantic Ocean.
Folks, let me tell you, I was scared, then sitting there next to this amazing beautiful woman, I started laughing and began to relax. Takeoff, was breathtaking! You go from the surface of the Earth to 135,000 feet in just 55 seconds. We were in space! Anna skipped the spacecraft off of the atmospere, like a stone skipping on water, for 45 minutes we did this as I watched our beautiful Earth pass by below! About the time we passed over Italy,,,Anna started coming down, and fast. There were no flames coming from outside, like you see in the movies, and I asked her why?? No heat shield, no firey re-entry?? And she said that because we were in a different dimension when descending and did not have to worry about the atmosphere melting our spacecraft!!
We landed in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, and when I emerged the sunlight was very bright! More than 50 people were there to greet us and we were ushered into a 1936 Rolls Royce to take us to the palace.
For the next five days we were treated like members of the Royal Family! I wish to thank the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, and Anna Kreisling on a journey I will never forget.
People do not realize how important the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia is to the world. Again my most sincere thanks to Anna Kreisling, for showing me the wonders of Saudi Arabia and what it means to be in space!

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I have been asked by many Aviation historians which part of the Recon Flight over Michigan and New York was the most exciting? To be honest, when you are flying a long range reconnaissance flight you feel many different emotions. The danger of it keeps you alert and constantly thinking ahead, but when we entered Canadian Airspace we felt elated. Hans Pancherz the pilot in command was smiling, all four of us were. We were proud to be doing something that the Allies thought was impossible. The high point of the flight was when on the morning of August 28th, 1943, we penetrated into American airspace over Michigan.
We knew then that we had done the impossible, we knew that no matter what we had proven that a German Luftwaffe aircraft could successfully penetrate into American Airspace!
As we were descending to take pictures of the B-24 Aircraft factory, that is when we were startled by four squadrons of American Training Airplanes. More than 36 AT-6 aircraft were all around us flying in formation, and they seemed thrilled to be flying along such a large airplane! Then the radio chatter came in that they had spotted me in the cockpit. So I took off my jacket and my headgear and began to smile and wave and blow them kisses. Hans looked at me and smiled and gave me the thumbs up to go for it.
The young American pilots were all over the radio yelling about some knockout Blonde flying the plane. Formations started to come apart, and many of them were flying dangerously close to our plane, hoping to get a good look at me! At this point I was down to my black lace bra, and they were getting a really good look. More yelling and screaming on the radio, and they were going crazy!
Part of why all of this worked was our painting on the nose of our plane,,BERLIN BABY,,,with me diving nude through some clouds, a very American Pin-up picture! In fact when these horny American Boys returned to their base, they said that we were some New Six engined B-24 Liberator!
After we took pictures of the factory we turned south and the vast number of AT-6's went west, still babbling about the hot blonde in the airplane.
Hans later said that at that moment he knew why I had been chosen to fly with him. He said that I inspired confidence in people, that with me in the cockpit, we could do the impossible, and on top of that I was a great pilot!
Yes Michigan was the high point of the flight, New York was frightening for all of us, we expected any minute to see P-47 Thunderbolts engulf us and shoot us to pieces.
We did our jobs and then got the hell out of there, all of us felt that that New York, flying over the Empire State Building was suicide, but it had to be done, and we were willing to die to prove that New York was not out of the reach of German bombers!

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Dear George Soros, Department of Homeland Security,
I am writing to you because Joe Biden keeps telling me that you are in charge of Homeland Security.
He says,,," That fat ugly bald headed bastard is head of Homeland Security,,,then he kept mentioning your name!" CNN NEWS tells me this is not the case,,,but what do they know???
My complaint is that Sean Hannity of FOX NEWS is in Paris and keeps riding his Harley Davidson up and around the town naked as a jaybird,,,not quite naked,,,he is wearing a Coon Skin Cap and a silver G-String just like Joe Biden wears when he visits Las Vegas! Why on Earth do Americans wear such such outlandish outfits?? You can see their butts!! And their butts are not in shape! They look disgusting! Besides that motorcycles are banned in Paris because they sound like a cow farting! All cows in France have to wear a diaper so that we can save the planet! So do all the Muslims! So do all the people from India! Everyone has to wear a diaper in France, except for the Canadians,,, we put wine bottle corks up their butts, and that works well for them.
Again I want somebody from the State Department to take Sean Hannity home, Paris will be a much more calmer city without his naked butt and his Harley Davidson roaring up and down our beautiful Parisian streets.
I want to say thanks to Anna Kreisling for all her compliments about our help to the people of Ukraine. She is a great supporter of our French Foreign Legion. Yes we have a wine named after her,,,ANNA,,,from the KREISLING farms and vineyards in southern France.

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My Fellow Americans,
Jill and I flew to UVALDE, TEXAS for a roast pig barbecue! Man I just love barbecued Pig! Folks while I was there I ran into Kanye West who said he was sad about what happened! "Did they cancel the barbecue!!" I yelled.
Kanye said,,"No, Mr. President they have not!!"
I smiled, and Popcorn farted, and even Jill farted,,so I knew everything was going to be O.K.
Thousands of crying people there,,,,and I kept saying,," Everything is going to be O.K.,,,,,DON'T WORRY,,,,BE HAPPY,,,"
Later in the day Kanye said he was really sad,,,but that he was still the world's Greatest Lover! I looked at this demented Soul Brother and I told him that he was wrong,,,,that I ,,,Joe Biden was the world's Greatest Lover!!
Kanye said, " Man you are one stupid,,sob,,,MF,,,CRACKER!! You smell worse than a truck load of dog crap!!" So I bet him $100 Million Dollars that I was indeed the World's Greatest Lover!
So we called up Ann Coulter to fly down to Texas so she could give a speech on how Republicans are so lousy in bed,,,but they are still better at building a wall around the CAT Houses that they have in Texas!
So while she was here,,,we used some GRINGO BANDITO hot sauce on her panties,,,and we started eating some taco's and tamales down there!
After 10 hours of screaming and moaning, she declared that KANYE WEST was the WINNER!!
So folks,,,is Joe Biden worried?? No way,,,Hey Man I had a really Great time down in Texas!! And Folks your TAX DOLLARS went to pay $100 Million Dollars to Kanye West!! Do you Morons really think that I spend any of my money when I go on these trips!!
Don't you realize that the U.S. Government wastes $ ONE TRILLION TAX DOLLARS EVERY YEAR. THAT's A FACT,,,JACK!!!

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Dear Anna Kreisling,
You may not remember me but I will always cherish seeing you in Hiroshima Japan. Four weeks before the Atomic Bomb was dropped on our beautiful city. I remember seeing you walk by, a vision of courage and beauty, you were truly the SHINTO Goddess come to save Japan from the fires of war.
Thanks to you and the long range flights made to Japan, we were working on building more than 1,000 Me-262 Jet fighters in the caves in our country! By 1946 it would have been impossible for B-29's to fly over Japan.
Many people still do not know why the Japanese Zero was such a formidable fighter plane in 1941.
First it could stay airborne for more than eight hours! It was covered with a durable magnesium skin. It was armed with two 7.7 machineguns and two 20mm cannon!
The Zero was agile and graceful and a forgiving fighter to fly! However by 1943 the Americans would have 3 fighters that were clearly better, the P-38 Lightning, the Grumman Hellcat, and the Corsair!
The American fighter I feared the most was the P-38 Lightning! It could fly 10,000 feet higher than any Zero. This gave the P-38 pilot the choice when he wanted to dive and blast us out of the sky! In the nose of the P-38 were four 50 Caliber Machineguns, also a 20mm cannon! Such concentrated firepower was devastating! Also the P-38 had much greater range than the Corsair or Hellcat!
We in Japan called the P-38, the fork-tailed Devil, it was death incarnate, it was a horror to see a P-38 dive on your wingman and set him ablaze in one pass. As you looked you could see him burning alive in the cockpit. Since most of our pilots did not wear parachutes, they stayed with their planes and burned alive on the way down!
But thanks to you Anna and Germany, you supplied us with the Damlier Benz engine you used in the German ME-109. Kawasaki would build the TONY,,,a superb fighter, a plane that could take on the dreaded B-29 bomber!

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Dear George Soros,
Why did the American Congress have this sham hearing on UFO's and Aliens and not subpoena Anna Kreisling or the thousands of other Nazi Scientists working at AREA 51??
These NAVY pilots that showed the footage of the UFO's flying over the Atlantic Ocean should have realized that they were seeing special spacecraft from AREA 51.
For all of you JU-390 so called experts, who only believe that two Junkers JU-390'S were ever built. Let me remind you that the Junkers Aircraft Company was paid for 11 JU-390's delivered and built. Why would the Germans in the middle of a war make up and falsify payment records?
During World War II, I can show you the payment records for the Hawker Hurricane and prove to you that more than 6,000 were built and delivered.
Why is it that Joe Biden still has over 44,000 documents related to KG-200 classified TOP SECRET?? Remember that we are talking about World War II, some 70 years ago!
Why does Joe Biden still have over 55,000 documents relating to the Kennedy Assassination classified TOP SECRET??
Probably because a Democrat like LBJ, was supposed to be in the car with President Kennedy and his wife in Dallas Texas. Instead LBJ put Senator John Connelly in the car and he was wounded, a miracle that he wasn't killed.
The fact also that six month's before Dallas, Jack Ruby met with Campanella, the head of the North American Mafia in Havana Cuba. Campanella at that time knew that Jack Ruby had cancer, so he asked him to kill someone for them at a certain time. Jack Ruby asked who??? And Campanella calmly told him that it was Lee Harvey Oswald.
All of this is well known in England. We know that Anna Kreisling still has Tea from time to time with Queen Elizabeth. We also know that the sky is blue and the grass is green, but you Americans are so gullible,,,you believe Joe Biden when he says this is all classified for National Security reasons? The real reason is that he does not want you to find out the truth.

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In his book,,,"The Making of the Luftwaffe", Gen. Kesselring is seen standing next to Adolf Hitler with Anna Kreislng in a photo as they discuss ways of rescuing Rommel who was trapped in North Africa in 1943. Later in the book, Field Marshall Kesselring is writing about how she flew down to Africa where the British R.A.F. shot her down while flying a FIAT BR-20 Aircraft on her way to try to rescue Rommel. She brought the stricken plane down inside the German lines and she was brought to Rommel. At first Rommel refused to try to escape with her and wanted to stay with his Afrika Korp, but Anna had orders from Hitler, that he was needed in Berlin.
It was then that Anna dressed as a British Nurse and Rommel dressed as a British officer, drove through the British Lines at night in a captured Jeep. The next day they drove onto a British airfield where Anna found a Douglas DC-3 sitting near the runway. She quickly entered the aircraft and getting Rommel inside, started the engines and flew the aircraft away before the British could stop her.
12 hours later, Rommel would be reporting to Hitler who at that time did not want his most famous General to fall into British hands. For rescuing Rommel, Field Marshal Kesselring wrote,,,that this is why she received the War Merit Cross. The next year because of her flight over New York with Hans Pancherz, the top pilot for the Junkers Aircraft Company, she was awarded the Iron Cross with swords and diamonds awarded to her by Hermann Goering, the head of the Luftwaffe, this was in 1944.
What really amazes me is that she did modeling in New York from 1951 until 1955. You can see her picture many times in the SEARS Catalogs from that era.

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Greetings Comrade Joe Biden!!
You are a better Communist than OBAMA!! WOW!! We paid you $500 Million to get Putin to invade UKRAINE,,,and boy did you come through!! Now U.S. of A. is bogged down with NATO screwing the Russians,,,,and we have the entire Pacific Ocean at our feet!! Joe you are great!
So now you are saying that everyone who owns a Gun is a TERRORIST??? That the U.S. Government can jail anyone who owns a gun?? This is right out of the STALIN PLAY BOOK!!! Joe remember before we invade U.S.A. from Mexico in the next two years,,,you must get rid of all the guns in TEXAS!! We do not want our Chinese Butts to get shot off!! Joe make it easy for us,,,and we will give you another $500 Million Dollars!! How about dem apples Joe!!!
One thing I don't understand,,, Why did you make George Soros the head of HOMELAND SECURITY??? I am looking at his picture and he is an ugly FAT bald headed bastard, who looks like a piece of Chinese Cow Manure!!
Joe,,,Kim Jong Un of North Korea is still hopping mad that you got his sister pregnant!! Dat's right,,,she got a Bun in her oven!! Kim Jong Un says he is going to cut off your CAJONES and then eat your Penis on a Hot Dog Bun!! Joe don't travel to Japan of South Korea,,,,Kim JONG UN,,,,is so mad he wants to launch a Nuclear Tipped Rocket at you!! If he does just say SAYONARA,,,,AND YOU CAN KISS YOUR ASS GOODBYE!!!
By the way stay away from Anna Kreisling and Bill Clinton,,,they want to give you good advice on how to get rid of inflation, high crime, ETC. ETC.,,ETC. ETC. But Joe remember,,,,you are working for us,,,the Chinese Communist Party,,,,if you screw with us you will wish you were married to that skanky HO-HO-HO BRITNEY SPEARS!!!

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Dear V.P. Kamala Harris,
I woke up this morning constipated and puking all over the White House when suddenly the NEW YORK TIMES calls me and wants to know more about what Kamala Harris said!!
While the Secret Service changed my diaper five times,,,which resulted in 5 more of them quitting their jobs! I had to listen to this Turd from the Times babble on about UFO'S AND WHAT YOU,,,KAMALA HARRIS said!!
Finally I told him to print the Seven major items I have achieved for the American People!
1. Record High Inflation,,,,after I cancelled the Keystone Pipeline,,,,Gasoline went up $1.55 a gallon,,,which affected everything. By the way CHINA was the big winner in that deal!!
2. Wide Open Southern Border!! 226,000 illegal Mexicans are now pouring across our border because I have promised them FREE DENTAL,,,FREE MEDICAL,,,FREE FOOD,,,FREE BABY FORMULA,,,FREE HOUSING,,,YOU NAME IT,,,,IT'S FREE!!
3. Massive Increase in Murders and Crime!
4. $2.7 Trillion Dollars going to Ukraine,,,to secure their border!! None for the USA,,,,BUT WHO CARES????
5 AFTER CLOSING DOWN SEVEN FACTORIES THAT MADE BABY FORMULA,,,,THERE IS NOW A MAJOR SHORTAGE OF BABY FORMULA!! More than 1,567 babies have died because of malnutrition!! So Popcorn told me to blame it on Vladimir Putin!!! AND IT WORKED,,,,these Democrat Congress idiots say that all of these women should have had ABORTIONS ANYWAY!!!
6. FREE ABORTIONS FOR EVERYONE!!! FORCED ABORTIONS ON ANY WHITE CHRISTIAN WOMEN!!
7. FREE SEX CHANGE OPERATIONS FOR ANY BOY OR GIRL in the 2nd or 3rd Grades! If your little boy goes to school and tells the Teacher that he would like to be a girl,,,he will be removed from that school and taken to a secret U.S. Government Location and we will cut off his weiner and Cajones and turn him into a girl. Three month's later he will be returned to his parents and then they will get a bill,,,around $225,000 dollars to help pay for his operations!!
Isn't this GREAT,,,AMERICA!!! WOW!!! FREE SEX CHANGE OPERATIONS FOR CHILDREN!! WOW!! WE DEMOCRATS JUST LOVE ALL THIS POWER WE HAVE,,,,YOU SHOULD BE GRATEFUL THAT WE CONTROL ALL ASPECT OF YOUR LIVES!
Finally,,,My Fellow Americans,,,,if you are starving,,,and have NO BABY FORMULA,,,,do what Cathy Hamilton did with her husband Jack Hamilton and their five children. They went to Mexico on a Vacation! Then they crossed the border and said they were illegal immigrants! Now they have FREE BABY FORMULA,,,FREE DENTAL,,,FREE HEALTH CARE,,,A FREE CAR,,,A FREE HOUSE,,,AND THEY DON'T HAVE TO PAY TAXES!! So my Fellow AMERICANS,,,ASK NOT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR YOUR COUNTRY,,,BUT WHAT CAN AMERICA DO FOR YOU!!!

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Dear Editors of the New York Times,
In the next two weeks both the Senate and Congress will hold hearings on the UFO Activity in the skies over the United States. They will show video's of these Flying Saucers, Military Pilot testimonies who have chased them, and open up TOP SECRET FILES. None of this will be open to the public. Also both Congress and the Senate will not call Anna Kreisling to testify, or anyone connected to AREA 51. Why??? Because they are not interested in finding the truth! They can't handle the truth! All these fat, disgusting Men want to do is hide the truth from the American people!
FACT NO. 1,,,the reason they will not call Anna Kreisling is because she is a woman. They are sexist Pigs!
Fact No. 2,,,,Even though she is the current Flight Commander at AREA 51,,,they have no plans to call her!
Fact No. 3,,,,,They know that Flying Saucers exist and are built at AREA 51. They know that Nazi Technology is behind the DIE GLOCKE DRIVE,,,which allows the Saucer to evade anything is because it can jump from one Dimension to another! This is how it can accelerate to 4,000 m.p.h. in 4 seconds! The laws of gravity and Physics do not apply to a spacecraft that can jump from one dimension to another!
Yet these fat, Male chauvinist Pigs in Congress and the Senate will not call Anna Kreisling to testify! Yet they tell the public that they are sincerely trying to get to the bottom of the UFO sightings!
My fellow Americans,,,soon I will be President of the United States. Joe Biden is soon going to step down because of health reasons,,and I promise I will always tell the truth to the American People, may God bless you,, and God bless America!!!

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Dear Professor Kenneth Watson of YALE,
I agree completely with your analysis, so does Professor Albert Grayson from Harvard and Dr. Andrew Carnegie from U.C. Berekley!! Anna Kreisling is a goddess, of royal blood, and throughout history she has taken different ancient Deities and millions of people have worshipped her!
I was also at the Morro Bay Car Show with these Professors and and we were about to do some major examinations of her breasts, when this massive Black guy showed up. His name was Mike Bummer, and he looked like Mike Tyson on steroids. He was wearing a Coon Skin Cap and just a silvery G-String!! He scared the Shiite out of us! It turns out that he had been paid $55,000 dollars by Kim Jong Un the Leader of North Korea to tear the arms and legs off of Senator Bernie Sanders!! Why?? Because Bernie has gotten the sister to Kim Jong Un knocked up!! He also filmed himself having sex with Kim Jong Un's sister and sold the tape to the PLAYBOY CHANNEL,,,,which Kim Jong Un watches all the time!!
So Mike Bummer tears the arms and legs off these Professors and starts barbecuing them! He especially loved chewing on the ears and the noses,,,the entire time they are screaming and calling him obscene racist names!
Finally Adolf Hitler put an end to this embarrasing episode by pulling an American 45, and blew Mike's Cahones off,,,,he was writhing in pain and screaming in agony.
Hitler calmly said,,," That's another Jewish life I have saved,, WTF,,,is WRONG WITH ME???"

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Dear OBIE DAR,
I'm glad you enjoyed the Morro Bay Car Show and staring at my breasts. It makes me feel good when men admire my healthy curvy Butt, or my face and eyes!
Yes both Hitler and I enjoyed the car show,,very few people recognized Hitler without his moustache, and most of the men were stunned as they gazed upon me, this is why it is safe for Adolf to be with me, no one really notices him unless they know a lot about history, and most historians admire Adolf Hitler.
Now to a more serious subject. While the Democratic Party is the party of the insane and Leftist Retards and insane Communists,,,the Republican Party is the STUPID PARTY!!
America needs a NEW Political Party based on Common Sense and putting America First!
Example; We have given Ukraine $2.5 Trillion Dollars in Aid,,,yet the Republicans will not require President Biden to also secure our border with Mexico!
The Republicans are not doing enough to secure our 2nd Admendment Rights to own Ammo and Guns!
Example; Here in California Black Folks are not allowed to buy ammo so they can protect their homes from Mexican Drug Cartel Gang members!
Each night in Fresno, California five Black families are attacked and invaded by Gang Members. Often they are tied up and gasoline is poured over them, then these Gang Members set them on fire and leave with their stolen items!
Yet the Democrats will not let Black People buy shotgun shells or guns! The Republicans just sit around and pick their noses and fart and do nothing to help Black people!
Adolf Hitler is really disgusted with the Jews in New York who let criminals rob some of the best stores on the planet,,and they just sit around and do nothing! Hitler can not buy Eva some diamonds or a nice dress, because these stores are being robbed every day!
America wake up!! Our problems can be solved quite easily with New Leadership! The next time you see Bernie Sanders or AOC,,,or even the lazy Turds in the Republican Party,,kick them in the Butt and vote them out of office.

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Dear Dr. Kenneth Watson YALE,
I can't understand one cotton picken word you are saying, is this what they mean when they say that we have here a failure to Kommunicate?? Or Fornnicate??
This weekend I was with my Four Wives and we went to the Morro Bay Car Show!! Folks, if you want to understand what America is all about, go to a Car Show!
While I was buying my wives each some Ice Cream, up drove a black FERRARI 308 GT,,,I gasped because out popped out Adolf Hitler, dressed in a white dinner jacket dressed like he was Humphrey Bogart in the movie CASABLANCA!!
But the driver,,,the stunning Blonde,,was dressed in black,,and I was so amazed I forgot about my Four Wives and I went over and introduced myself!
She smiled and shook my hand and introduced Adolf and then herself as Anna Kreisling!
Of course I was in awe,,,she stands 5 feet 8 inches tall, Frost Blonde Hair, Crystal ice blue eyes, and a figure that is hotter than Hamburger gravy and Black eyed peas!!
The cleavage between her breasts is a chasm of paradise! Holy Cow,,,what great Knockers!! I wanted right there to make her my 5th wife!
The Morro Bay car show was great! Kenneth, you need to go to Car shows where you can see the real Anna Kreisling,,,and stop reading 3,000 year old Papyrus Comic Books ,,,,trust me the real WOMAN is Better!!!

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Dear President Joe Biden,
Last night I was in my Lab studying some ancient writings attributed to RAMSES II, some 3,227 years old. They spoke of a chariot of fire and the arrival of ISIS. She stood 5 feet 8 inches tall, adorned in Gold. She rode on a large White Horse that was sent from heaven.
Mr. President if I can speak freely, you are surrounded by dimwits and Buger eaters, Retards and imbeciles! Don't you and the other Communists in the world realize what you are dealing with!!! Anna Kreisling has the ability to travel through time, in Ancient Egypt she was known as the Goddess ISIS.
In Japan they worship her as the Shinto Goddess, we may be witnesses to a Biblical Prophecy come true,,," That there will be great darkness come upon the land, and the leaders will kill and eat their own children, that a homeostatic awakening will happen and the White Wolf will leave her time and awaken in many other lands and time will be forgotten. That Civilizations will collapse,,,and the leaders will have no answers. "
President Joe Biden, I urge you to stop this war, and stop trying to capture Anna Kreisling and enslave her! You will only cause the collapse of Civilization!!

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