Junkers Ju 390

1943

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Junkers Ju 390

Six-engined long-range development of the Ju 290. A wing section was inserted with an additional engine, and the fuselage was stretched. One made a transatlantic test flight to within 20km of New York. Two built.

Junkers Ju 390

Specification 
 CREW10
 ENGINE6 x 1268kW BMW 801D radial engines
 WEIGHTS
  Take-off weight75500 kg166450 lb
 DIMENSIONS
  Wingspan50.30 m165 ft 0 in
  Length34.00 m112 ft 7 in
  Height6.90 m23 ft 8 in
 PERFORMANCE
  Max. speed505 km/h314 mph
  Ceiling6100 m20000 ft
  Range9700 km6027 miles
 ARMAMENT5 x 20mm cannon, 3 x 13mm machine-guns

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Anna Kreisling KG-200, 04.05.2022 08:07

At this time I would like to thank the thousands and thousands of people who worked so hard to make Adolf Hitler's Birthday Party such a great success!
It is good for my soul to be with other Nazi's. Joe Biden and other Communists like to portray us as evil, but let me tell you some of the many positive and great things we are working on.
1. No one is working harder to save our wildlife, Tigers, Bears, Lions, you name it, we love animals and are trying our best to save them!
2. The Royal Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, we love Saudi Arabia and the rich vibrant culture they have. We are working hard to make sure Iran does not pose a threat to the Royal Kingdom.
3. We believe in God, Country and the glorious history of the United States. America has been great to us! Everything that America was in 1957 is what Hitler wanted for Germany. A car in every garage, a Winchester rifle above the fireplace, your kids going to school and learning about the dangers of Communism and the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics!
4. We are working hard to bring back the joy of FLYING back to the United States and the world. When my neighbor James Newsom was growing up he would ride his bicycle the five miles to the airport. He took his first flight in a Piper J-3 Cub when he was 8 years old. Every News Stand back then had over five Aviation Magazines he could read,,,FLYING,,,AIR PROGRESS,,,PLANE AND PILOT,,,,etc. etc. Now there is nothing. The Democrats have destroyed Flying magazines and our great American History.
5. We are trying to protect America's children from the Mexican DRUG Cartels. More than 13,000 American children are kidnapped each year and sold into Sexual Slavery by these Criminal Cartels. President Joe Biden should be deeply ashamed for doing nothing to protect our children.

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Sergei Lavrov CCCP, MOSCOW, 02.05.2022 19:26

Dr. Sergei Lavrov, CCCP
Minister of Propaganda,
HEAD OF DISNEY CORPORATION RUSSIA,
No.2 guy in Russia
Dear President Joe Biden!
Of course Vladimir Putin is Jewish, why do you think he invaded Ukraine??? It was because they were building 897 McDonald Restaurants! Do you know how much money they make!! Billions!! Anyone who is Jewish wants to own a McDonald's!! Vladimir Putin is also an ordained RABBI,,HE flies to Jerusalem twice a week to pray at the Wailing Wall, he was personally circumcised by Donald TRUMP in 2008!! Donald said,," Vlad,,,this is not going to hurt a bit,,,,think of all the money you are going to make!! Look at me I'm Jewish,,,Sean Hannity circumcised me in 2005,,,,and trust me it didn't hurt a bit!!"
After three weeks of agony and 55 stitches in his DING DONG,,,Vladimir Putin was released from the hospital. Was it worth it??? You Betcha,,,because now he can own a McDonalds Restaurant!!
I have just received a letter from Mel Brooks, he said he wants Adolf Hitler and Vladimir Putin in his next movie!! It is entitled,,,,BLAZING SADDLES PART DEUX,,,,ALL ABOUT JEWISH COWBOYS AND HOW THEY CIRCUMCISE DONKEYS AND WON THE WEST!!!

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Gen. Rustam Minnekayev CCCP, 29.04.2022 07:41

Gen. Rustam Minnekayev CCCP
Russian Central Military District,
Dear Nazi Pilot Anna Kreisling,
I am looking at Pacific Flyer, an Australian Flying Magazine, the June 2001 issue, page 23, top right hand corner, this is your picture!! Wow! When are you coming to Moscow??? I want to get you drunk and lets party!
Why did you save Vladimir Putin's life in Syria? Everyone here in Russia wants to shoot the SOB!! So far we have lost 44,000 dead Russian soldiers and more than 97,000 wounded. Many without arms and legs. This is worse than when we invaded Afghanistan! This is worse than when we invaded Finland. But we finally have a master plan to win this war!
Our Fearless Leader, Vladimir Putin is going to send our crack Airborne units and land them in Ireland. Once we control the world's supply of whiskey, the world will have to surrender! This is brilliant!
Anna, we are asking that you do not interfere with this military operation, we know that both you and Hitler love to drink Kilbeggan Whiskey. That during World War II, Hitler had three U-boats delivering him whiskey throughout the war!
In the summer of 1940, Winston Churchill tried to close the Kilbeggan Whiskey Distillery down and Hitler sent the Luftwaffe to bomb England to prevent Churchill from destroying this sacred Whiskey site!
Anna the KGB has video of you and JLO partying with Bill Clinton and President Xi Jinping in China in 1999. Both of you have Butts that are round and firm like an apple. You have such healthy Butts! Jesus I love round firm butts! This is proof that God exists! I was watching this film with Vladimir, and he was drooling and smacking his lips, and his eyes were bouncing all around,,up and down,,,,watching your butts shake and move! He said,,," Bill Clinton is the Luckiest Bastard on the planet!!"

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President Emmanuel Macron FRANCE, 27.04.2022 01:31

Dear President Vladimir Putin CCCP,
We have met and talked many times, and many people do not realize how intelligent and thoughtful you can be. The entire world knows of Russia's heroic struggle against Nazi Germany, and this is why I am writing to you.
You have vast KGB files on Anna Kreisling and AREA 51. If you were to share your files with the public they would be shocked at how vast and powerful the 4TH REICH is, and how it projects power all across the globe.
This is why you must end this war in UKRAINE. Why? Because the Russian people and you have been betrayed. Red China paid President Joe Biden $500 Million Dollars if he could lure you into invading Ukraine. China wants Russia and NATO tied down in Europe and this means also the USA tied down in an endless war. CHINA knows that they can then take the Phillipines, Australia, Taiwan, Japan and most of the Pacific.
Also there is a greater threat to Russia, most of the very wealthy Billionaires in Russia want you dead. They want to carve up Russia for their own greedy desires. Vladimir you are the only person holding Russia together.
Another grave danger to you is Anna Kreisling herself. She has access to advanced weapons that can kill everyone in Russia. Your soldiers will die in the most hideous ways. First they will hear a high pitched ringing in their ears, then the brain is seared and their eyes will explode.
If they see green pellets on the ground they will notice their hair will start falling out, the flesh on their bones will fall off, they will die in agony.
If Anna is given the Green light to destroy Russia and your Army, it will only take her Seven Days, no one in the Russian Navy or Army will survive.
Finally here in France there are many German Farmers with the last name of Kreisling. They grow grapes and make the world's best wine. In France the far Right has a wine named after Anna Kreisling,,,it is simply called ANNA,,under the Kreisling label
Make no mistake Anna is very popular here in France, because we know that if France was ever attacked, she would not hesitate to utterly destroy that nation. Even the French Foreign Legion have dinners to celebrate her twice a year!

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Gen. Vladimir Degtyar Russian Missile Co, 24.04.2022 20:19

Dear Nazi Pilot Anna Kreisling,
You may smile and pose for PLAYBOY, you may even make the cover of VOGUE magazine, but deep in your heart you know that RUSSIA is going to win in the coming Nuclear War with the United States! Why?? Because even though the USA spends more than CHINA, RUSSIA, France, Germany, Saudi Arabia and JAPAN combined, America is a very weak country. Why??
1. You send $Billions of dollars to UKRAINE, but you spend nothing on defending your SOUTHERN BORDER.
2. Each month you let in 257,000 people, crossing your SOUTHERN BORDER. 27,000 of them are known Chinese Communist military infiltrators. 78,000 are Mexican Drug Cartel members, 6,800 are known AlQUEDA and HAMAS TERRORISTS sent from IRAN to kill you.
3. Each one of these Turds you let in costs the American Tax Payers $100,000 dollars.
4. President Joe Biden has promised them,,,FREE DENTAL AND HEALTH Insurance,,,Free T.V. and Motel rooms,,,Free Food and lots of money for them to buy Beer and TECQUILA!
Everything is Free, paid for by the American Taxpayer!
5. THIS IS WHY RUSSIA IS GOING TO WIN,,,,because their is no money for Missile Technology, or even building up your dwindling numbers of ICBM missiles!
6. FACT,,,China has more long range Nuclear Tipped Missiles than the USA. We now estimate that CHINA has 5,800 long range ICBM's aimed at the lower 48 states. America has fewer than 687 long range ICBM's ,,,,and they are so old,,,made in the 50's and 60's,,,the Pentagon calculates that only 50% will actually fire up and work right!!
7. Your Nuclear Submarines which carry most of your Nuclear Arsenal ,,,,are being hunted by Chinese Submarines! Every time an American Submarine leaves a port,,,they are followed by two and sometimes five Chinese Submarines! CHINA now has a Submarine fleet which is five times bigger than the American Submarine fleet.
8. China now has 26,000 soldiers in charge of the Panama Canal. They have another 126,000 troops inside Mexico. They are currently enlarging the harbors in four Mexican Coastal Cities so they can bring Millions of troops over.
9. Thanks to Joe Biden none of your trucks are inspected when they cross from Mexico into the USA. We in Russia would never let this happen! Only Morons would allow huge massive Nuclear weapons to be brought in by truck and then parked in your major cities!
10. Finally our Russian Missiles are superior! Check out our Sarmat and Voyevoda Missiles! Vastly superior to anything you YANKEE DOODLE DANDIES HAVE!!! Vladimir Putin slapped me on the back when he saw our SARMAT missile perform, he said,,," WE ARE GOING TO BURN AMERICA INTO RADIOACTIVE ASH,,,THIS IS GREAT!!"

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Rachel Maddow MSNBC NEWS USA, 21.04.2022 09:25

Good Evening Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls and Gay and Transgender people everywhere!
I am here in Porterville California and I am covering Adolf Hitler's Birthday Party! First let me tell you how all of this came about! I received a phone call from Don Lemon who has a huge crush on Hitler, he adores the guy! Anyway he tells me about how Hitler is having a Birthday Party in Porterville California and he wants me to go and interview Adolf Hitler!
So I contact Bill Clinton, and he calls Anna Kreisling, and sure enough she is landing here on top of a Manhattan Building within 35 minutes in a two seater Flying Saucer! JFC!! What a ride! Anna takes off and within 15 minutes she is up to 125,000 feet and bouncing off the atmosphere in her Saucer! In another 22 minutes we are landing at Porterville Airport! Folks let me tell you, she told me that this was the calm serene ride, she can fly from New York to California in half that time, but it is not for the faint of heart, it would scare the shiite out of most NASA Astronauts!
It was at Porterville Airport that I met Adolf Hitler! He was quiet and smiled and led me to a seat in his huge six wheeled Mercedes that was made in 1938. As I sat in the back seat with Anna and Heinrich Himmler, I was just amazed at all the lights and the men in their flashy snappy Black uniforms serving as a barrier to all the people gathering around us!
This was Tuesday night, and we drove to Main Street Porterville where they were having a huge parade in his honor. Hitler was standing in the Mercedes giving his salute to the thousands of people cheering. Once in awhile little girls would come up with flowers and the parade would stop as Hitler would accept this gift from the children. At the end of this parade we left for Lake Success.
There I saw over 300,000 people camped out and drinking beer and celebrating the night. Overhead fireworks was exploding and 88 saucers from AREA 51 were flying in a SWASTIKA Formation! This reminded me of Woodstock only much bigger and more highly organized. Flags were flying everywhere! American flags, Nazi Flags, Confederate Flags, even Ukrainian Flags!
Then in the middle of the lake on a floating stage these five Rock Bands played all night! They were so loud that you could feel the energy electrify you! There was the Grateful Dead, Jefferson Airplane, The Who, AC DC, and STEPPENWOLF!!
I found myself jumping up and down screaming,,,SEIG HEIL,,,,,SEIG HEIL!!! Seig Heil,,,SEIG HEIL!!!

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Dr. Juan Jose Rodriguez,,Portugal, 19.04.2022 21:20

After years of research on Hans Pancherz and the Nazi activity on the Azores, it all adds up. Hans Pancherz was not only the top Junkers Test Pilot in World War II, but he was also working with Anna Kreisling and Himmler on the Nazi Atomic Bomb Project. Make no mistake Hans flew some of the most important missions in World War II involving the Junkers JU-390. After the war he denied everything, so did Anna Kreisling, but Hans did verify that he flew a Junkers JU-390 over New York on August 28th at noon, over the Empire State Building.
Recently under the Freedom of Information Act, the White House records reveal that in 1962 when President Kennedy met with Hannah Reitsch and Anna Kreisling at the White House they did discuss the Nazi Atomic Bomb Program in World War II, the Recon flight over New York in 1943 and the U-2 flights over Russia that were vital for the security of the United States.
Also remember these facts, the Azores were not only being used by German Submarines but also Junkers JU-290 aircraft were based there, including the Tanker versions.
Finally I do think that President Roosevelt made the right decision to not shoot down the Junkers JU-390 that flew over New York. If he had the secret Atomic Bomb research that the United States was doing would have been exposed. This is why this flight was deemed TOP SECRET for more than 50 years and is still considered TOP SECRET. Historians all over the world are still amazed that more than 55,000 documents about KG-200, Anna Kreisling, and OPERATION PAPERCLIP, are still not open to the public! Remember this is history from World War II.

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President Joe Biden USA, 15.04.2022 02:19

My Fellow Americans,
I have some good NEWS that will really cheer you up! Last Nite NASA found a gigantic huge enormous big Comet heading towards Earth at a speed of 28,000 m.p.h. It is 88 miles wide and weighs 578 Tons! It will hit the Earth by my calculations on August the 24th, 2022! For you hillbillies out there that is this year! Now here is the good News! This will wipe out our Inflation problem, it will solve our Crime problem because all the Black Lives Matter Mao Mao's WILL become Blacker than Burnt toast!
Folks you won't ever have to pay taxes, ever again! You won't have to listen to Ted Cruz or Donald TRUMP. You won't have to stand in line at the DMV for 16 hours to prove you are an American! But there is more good News! I won't have to run for Re-election! No more Joe Biden speeches, No more Lies, No more Joe Biden farting and pooping my pants! I can kick back and have sex with Mariah Carey and listen to Britney Spears sing,,,"do it again Joe,,,Do it ,,,,do it,,,,do it again Joe!!"
Folks NASA has handed me a letter,,,,wait a minute,,,Folks my calculations were wrong. It won't hit the Earth until 2031. Folks I have some Bad News,,,,you must keep paying all these high taxes, high Gas Prices, high Food Prices, and keep giving me Lots of money so I can run for Re-Election!!

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Gen. Alexander DVORNIKOV CCCP MOSCOW, 10.04.2022 20:50

Dear President Xi Jinping CHINA,
Stop pissing in your pants and support our glorious Leader Vladimir Putin! Our Fearless Leader has appointed me as TOP RUSSIAN GENERAL in our War to kill all the Ukrainians!! Let me tell you Xi Jinping,,,I have many girl friends and wives and whores all over the world that hate America just like you do!!
Example: In China 54% of the people there hate Americans!
In Sweden 65% of the Men hate America and 87% of the women want to marry American Men and come and live in Miami Beach so they can get drunk and screw all nite!!
In California, 88% of the Democrats hate America and 92% of all the women want to come to Sweden and become PORN STARS!!!
My 12 girlfriends and my wife in Turkey say that 73% of all the country hate Americans!!
My 42 girlfriends and my 16 wives in Mexico all say that 65% of the people there hate Americans, but 99% of them want to cross the border and live there!! Why?? Because JOE BIDEN has promised them a FREE T.V.,,,FREE HOUSE,,,FREE MEDICAL AND DENTAL COVERAGE,,,,FREE BEER,,,ALL THE TECQUILA YOU CAN DRINK,,,WITH YOUR WELFARE MONEY YOU CAN BUY A CHEVY CHEYENNE PICK UP TRUCK !!! ALL PAID FOR BY THE DEMOCRATS WHO HATE AMERICA!!! AND THEY HAVE THE GALL TO CALL US RUSSIANS CRAZY????

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Vice President Kamala Harris USA, 08.04.2022 22:39

Dear Rachel Maddow MSNBC NEWS,
I have some really grim NEWS to tell you. Four of the Secret Service Agents assigned to guard President Joe Biden have been fired because they are refusing to change his diaper ever again! I can't blame them!! Imagine the worst smell you have ever smelled, then times that by 100!! That's how bad Joe Biden's diaper smells when its full of shitte!!! And those poor Secret Service Agents were changing it FIVE TIMES A DAY!!! JFC, I wouldn't do it,,,and I've cheated, lied, forged, F-----, hide and Deal, for this crazy corrupt Joe Biden! So you folks out there think Donald TRUMP was crazy??? Corrupt?? Let me tell you Donald TRUMP was a naive 8 year old Boy Scout compared with GOOD OLE JOE BIDEN!!
Fact; The Red Chinese Commies gave JOE, $500 Million Dollars if he could get Russia to invade UKRAINE,,,,DID HE PULL THIS OFF?? YOU BETCHA!!!
But folks don't worry, Joe has ordered Gov. Gavin Newsom to release the guy that shot LADY GAGA'S Dog handler so that he will be brought to Washington D.C. TO CHANGE HIS DIAPER FIVE TIMES A DAY!! THIS IS A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH!!! THIS POOR DUMB ASSHOLLA IS ONLY 19 YEARS OLD!! God I feel sorry for him!!!
On a final note, the real reason SEAN HANNITY at FOX NEWS will not have Anna Kreisling on his show to talk about the war in Ukraine is because she is protected by the CIA and the NSA. They feel that OPERATION PAPERCLIP must be kept a secret from World War II.

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Dr. Kenneth Watson YALE, 05.04.2022 09:47

After reading the Diaries of Heinrich Himmler it is apparent that most of the people in the United States are not aware how close we came to being attacked with Nuclear Weapons in World War II. What prevented this attack?? Very simply if you look at Heinrich Himmler's Diary, the journey by Martin Bormann to South Africa in 1944 and the signing of Nuclear Agreements with the OSS and England. This prevented the Germans from attacking the United States! What was in the planning for this attack?? Both Hitler and Himmler had planned for five Junkers JU-390 bombers to fly from Norway, each with an Atomic Bomb. They would penetrate Canadian airspace and then proceed to Michigan where they would drop three Atomic Bombs on factories there, especially the one at Lansing, Michigan that produced the B-24 Liberator bombers!
Two of the Junkers JU-390 bombers would then proceed to New York and Washington D.C. where they would drop the last two Atomic Bombs.
In his diary Heinrich Himmler said that this would be a one way flight. They were not expected to make it back to Germany. The flight crews would be picked up by U-boats off the coast of the United States.
In Heinrich Himmler's diary he mentions that the Junkers JU-390 to nuke Washington D.C. would be flown by Hans Pancherz. The JU-390 to attack New York would have been flown by Anna Kreisling!
Again the only reason this raid never happened is because Martin Bormann flew to South Africa and opened the door to OPERATION PAPERCLIP.
Another fact, the Recon Flight in August of 1943 flown by Hans Pancherz and Anna Kreisling proved to President Roosevelt that an agreement had to be reached with Hitler.
In this agreement No B-29's would be based in England, and no Atomic Bomb attacks on Germany would take place. Also Hitler and Heinrich Himmler pledged that no Atomic Bomb attacks would take place against Moscow, London and New York, and other targets in the United States!
This successful Recon Flight by Hans Pancherz and Anna Kreisling saved Berlin from an Atomic Bomb attack by the United States!

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ADOLF HITLER, 04.04.2022 21:17

I woke up this morning in our glorious NAZI Castle just above Springville near Coffee Camp in the mountains. Thanks to Anna and Heinrich we have four of these Castles to make sure our people survive the coming Nuclear War. If by some miracle Joe Biden does not get us into a Nuclear War, it is still a great achievement and investment!
I am shocked as to how California has become a Socialist Communist State. Porterville used to be a vibrant fun place to visit with 65 bars up and down Main Street and 57 massive churches. You could dance and drink all night, then show up for Church Sunday Morning.
In Porterville you could buy ammo at any Gas Station, and guns were plentiful and admired. But now you can not buy ammo anywhere, and no place sells guns.
Throughout California the children do not salute the American Flag in the morning in their schools. This is proof that the Communists and Socialists in Sacramento have taken power. They do not allow dancing and singing, hunting and fishing, camping out in the National Forests. The people in California have become sad and depressed because they no longer have any freedoms.
It is vital that young people be allowed to pack up their Volkswagens and go spend seven days in the mountains. This is good for them. This is why in Germany in 1936 we had such healthy happy children. They loved to climb mountains, fly gliders, do the Polka, drink bier, and beat up Communists and other perverts. They were great examples of our youth!!!

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ADOLF HITLER, 04.04.2022 01:35

I am really excited about my upcoming Birthday Party. Eva is doing a lot of planning with Anna for this joyous occasion.
A question that is often asked of me is ,,," Why did you start World War II." My answer to that is that I did not.
In 1939 England was going to base Seven Bomber Squadrons in Poland to bomb German Cities. Then the Polish Government whipped their Polish Communist Party Members into a frenzy and they murdered 22,000 innocent Germans inside Poland. I had no choice but to invade and stop this Barbarism!
Next my next comments are about the BMW Motor Cars.
Why can't you build a car like the 1972 BMW 2002 MODEL??
This is a great car and would make a perfect Retro automobile! The cars that you and Mercedes makes today are pieces of junk! To many gadgets, far to expensive, you could knock $30,000 dollars off the cost of a BMW if you would just get rid of all the Bells and Whistles!!
I really regret not conquering England. They make so many really classic cars! Every German should own an MG automobile! The MGB is really the cat's pajamas, it is really cool baby, fun to drive, simple, this is what I wanted, every German owning an MG and a Porsche, motoring down the Autobahn!! As you know Anna Kreisling owns and drives a glacier white 1972 MGB! I have five MG's in my collection, an MG-TC,,an MG-TF,,,,an MGA,,,a 1968 MGB GT,,,and finally an MG designed to go 200 m.p.h. at the Bonneville Salt Flats!!

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President Vladimir Putin,, MOSCOW CCCP, 27.03.2022 10:07

Dear President Joe Biden USA,
So here I am in Moscow and posters are everywhere that say ,,,,,Vladimir Putin,,,Wanted DEAD or ALIVE,,,,$10 Million Dollars. Now I hear that you also want me dead!! Did that Fat Ugly Chinese Dog President Xi Jinping pay you to say that????
Last night I had to go to the bathroom and as I turned on the light,,,there were five midget whores waiting for me with their flashing big knives out ready to cut me to pieces. Because I know Judo and Kung Fu, I beat the crap out of these Midget whores and kicked them out a window. They fell five stories where they landed onto a Basketball court!!
Joe this is what my life is like now,,,are you happy???
Yesterday I received a letter from Anna Kreisling explaining why she saved my life in Syria many years ago. She said she was under orders from Heinrich Himmler to save my life because I was a member of the Aryan Race, that my DNA proves that I am not some Slavic Dog, that I am a member of the Master Race! Many years ago a Viking tribe called the Rus,,settled in this region, and that is why it is called Russia. Genetically they were part of the Aryan Race, just like Hitler, Himmler and Anna Kreisling.
So she went on to explain that most of the people from the Ukraine are also part of the Aryan Race and that is why it is wrong for me to wage war on them.
I was also given an invitation to come to Hitler's Birthday Party at Lake Success in Porterville California. So I will be there!! I can go fishing and get drunk, I can dance and sing,,,I love singing when I am drunk. Then I can meet Hitler and wish him a Happy Birthday!! So Joe, are you coming to Hitlers Birthday ??

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President Joe Biden USA, 25.03.2022 02:29

My Fellow Americans,
Well folks here I am at the entrance to AREA 51 with my Bro Bernie and the 26 Secret Service Agents who are supposed to guard me and change my filthy stinking diaper twice a day. Boy it really fills up fast with my poop,,,everytime I tell a lie,, I poop my pants!! Why??? I don't know,,, Now folks you may be wondering who is that Joe Biden in Poland right now?? Well folks that is Henry Jones Woolburger,,,my double,,,Do you really think I would go to Poland when I could be here in Las Vegas with my Pervert Pal Bernie???
Now I have some really sad news,,,remember the 26,000 Mexican DRUG CARTEL scum that I recruited to invade AREA 51 and capture Anna Kreisling?? Well Bernie and I saw them ride in screaming and waving their Pistollas in the air and drinking Tequila and then all of a sudden we could hear them all screaming in the distance. Senator Harry Reid was on top of a GIANT HAIRY SPIDER urging him on to tear apart and eat these Mexicans! Then these different lights went off and all of these thugs and rapists were turned to pillars of SALT!!
For the first time Bernie even crapped his pants, and he jumped on his Vespa Scooter and my I jumped on my Harley Wide Glide and we didn't stop doing 90 m.p.h. until we were back in Las Vegas!!! JFC,,,we didn't stop drinking until I saw my double on T.V. in Poland looking drunk and wasted!! Like he had spent the afternoon with my son Hunter Biden smoking some Lebaneese Blonde and getting his FREAK on with some nasty skanky HO-HO-HO's!!!
Then this Moron who is my double said," I'm really going to get tough on Vladimir Putin, No more Bras and Panties will be allowed to shipped to him from Victoria Secrets!!"
Who in the hell told this Moron to say that????

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Anna Kreisling KG-200, 23.03.2022 06:01

On April 20th, I will be celebrating with Adolf Hitler his birthday at Lake Success in Porterville, California. There will be fireworks and plenty of beer and Kilbeggan Whiskey being consumed by the gallon! Also Bratwurst and a host of other German foods. We will have 42 of our famous Flying Saucers from AREA 51 fly a perfect SWASTIKA FORMATION over the lake in honor of our beloved Furher ADOLF HITLER!
Born in 1889 our Furher has stayed young like myself due to our advanced Nazi Science developed from the BELL Technology.
President Joe Biden has begged me to let him enter the GATE at AREA 51 so that he would be young forever, but I do not let Communists and atheists have access to the GATE, only loyal Nazi Party members and people that I deem essential to the future of our planet.
I am looking forward to seeing all of you, and showing you our Nazi Castle above Springville and Coffee Camp. It is glorious on top of a mountain and well worth the journey to see it! Remember it is great being a Nazi, be proud of your heritage and our glorious history!

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President Joe Biden USA, 20.03.2022 07:23

Dear Piss Ant Putin,
Are you out of your mind??? Are you on drugs??? Have you been reading to many comic books??? Man Bernie makes more sense than you do and he is a certified Lunatic!! Man gets with the program, you gots to grow up and live in the Real World!! I grew up in Scranton, a real hell hole, if it wasn't for Popcorn beating up all those guys I wouldn't be alive!
Vlad, the reason I am laughing so hard is that I've played you like a fiddle! Vladimir when you met with President Xi Jinping in CHINA didn't he tell you that they would support you 100% when you invaded Ukraine?? But they did not keep their word did they?? Do you know why??? Because they paid me $500 Million dollars to get you to invade Ukraine. Remember I did nothing for 10 months, and you kept asking me about Ukraine!! The Chinese wanted you to invade!! Why??? Because they know this is going to lead to a Nuclear War between Russia and NATO. China is going to emerge as the No. 1 power in the world!!! Read the quatrains from Nostradamus,
And the Red Dragon will emerge unscathed,
And rule the world for 30 years,
But they will be afraid of the Woman on the White Horse,
Because Death will come unto them because she has the eyes of a White Wolf and Hell is coming with her.

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President Vladimir Putin,, MOSCOW CCCP, 20.03.2022 06:56

Dear President Joe Biden,
I have decided to return Alaska to the rightful claim by the Russian people. You will pay me $ Six Trillion Dollars by March 20th, or I will land in Alaska 100,000 Russian Airborne Troops. We will take Alaska! 1,000 years from now the Russian People will celebrate this moment that I Vladimir Putin returned Alaska to Russia. We are going to kill all the Eskimos and rape Sarah Palin and drink lots of Vodka and party like its 1999! Then we will take California and solve the homeless problem, by killing all the homeless people! In fact after our Rockets hit California everyone is going to homeless anyway!
How do you like dem Apples Joe???
Now I would like to ask Anna Kreisling a question. Why did you save my life in Syria? I still do not fully understand why?? Were you under orders to save my life?

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President Kamala Harris USA, 16.03.2022 01:42

On March 15th at exactly 3:30 President Joe Biden pooped his diaper full of crapola, and then fell over dead. Actually he had been dead for a week but nobody noticed. But now let me assure the AMERICAN People that I am now the AMERICAN PRESIDENT.
Now let's get down to business, I am sick and tired about hearing about Vladimir Putin, so in one hour we are going to launch 1,000 Nuclear Tipped Missiles at him and turn him into chalk dust!! Then lets end the war in Ukraine and the Russians can go home to a new leader!! I am putting Boris Badanov and Natasha in charge of Russia! When I was a little girl I loved watching Rocky and Bullwinkle, and I fell in love with Boris and Natasha!! She is so sexy,,,and Boris is so baaadddd!!!
Next we are going to lower the price of gas down to $2.00 a gallon,,,,HOW??? We'RE going TO DRILL BABY DRILL, AND MAKE SO MUCH GAS,,,THAT NO ONE WILL HAVE TO WATCH MEL GIBSON as MAD MAX,,,AND DREAM ABOUT GETTING SOME GAS FOR HIS CAR!! GOD I LOVE MEL GIBSON,,,HE WAS SO GOOD IN DIE HARD!!! GOD I LOVE HIS BUTT!!!
Soon, my fellow Americans you will be able to walk down the street with your best girl in your arms and be proud that you are an American! AND IF YOU ARE A GUY WHO LIKES GIRLS,, YOU ARE A TRUE BLUE LESBIAN!! Man I love Mel Gibson's BUTT!!

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Dr. Juan Jose Rodriguez,,Portugal, 11.03.2022 19:16

I have been researching Anna Kreisling and the Junkers JU-390 flight to New York for five years. Here are my results,,,
1. The flight Logs from August 1943 from the Corvo Island in the Azores has been found. They show that a Junkers Ju-290 Tanker aircraft flew in on August 10th, 1943 and was based there until the end of August, when it flew back to Germany.
Why would a Ju-290 Tanker aircraft be based at that time in the Azores??? The answer is simple, to await the refueling of a Junkers JU-390 Recon Aircraft coming from New York.
During World War II many German U-Boats were refueled in the Azores,,,why not a German Junkers JU-390.
2. I have seen the picture of Anna Kreisling in the Australian flying magazine,,,PACIFIC FLYER. She was 81 years old at the time and still quite beautiful, but she also looked very physically fit, healthy and her eyes just sparkled!
So I traveled to Las Vegas and stayed at CEASARS PALACE,, and after four weeks she showed up!! At the pool, karamba, is she ever gorgeous! The sunlight was shimmering off her bazongas, her tits, and she was tan, karamba, what a firm tan ass she has! and her eyes, the same firey dazzling eyes I saw in her picture! There is something going on here that only Science can explain! There has to be some connection between the DIE GLOCKE and why Anna Kreisling looks so good at 102 years of age! This is something that only Science can answer!

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