Junkers Ju 390

Good Morning Pakistan !!
This morning I took off in my Mig-25 Foxbat, loaded down with two huge Napalm Bombs to drop them on some stinking Pakis. It is so much fun to drop Napalm on women and children in Pakistan and watch them run around and burn and fry like the Pigs they are!
There were 45 Migs in my squadron flying towards Karachi Pakistan, when all of a sudden we were intercepted by some UFO'S. Small unmanned spacecraft that flashing by at unheard of speeds. Within 35 seconds all of our Dear Indian Air Force Migs were shot down! Only I escaped by diving and heading back to India! When I landed I was really mad, because I had to eject my Napalm over our own troops in India. Good Golly Miss Molly, I think I am going to tell my Commanding Officer that it was a Pakistan Air Force Jet that dropped that Napalm!!
I have been told that the UFO'S were from AREA 51, and commanded by Anna Kreisling, the Flight Commander of AREA 51.
Why is she shooting down IAF Jets??? I have been told that she trained the Pakistan Air Force how to use the F-86 Saber in combat back in 1957. That these Paki Pilots are some of the best in the world. Good Golly Miss Molly, remember the Yom Kippur War in 1973,,,these Paki Pilots flying Mig-21's shot down 4 Israeli Jets in a Dogfight over Syria!! That the Israelis consider these Pakistan Pilots some of the best in the world!!
I also read that Anna Kreisling flew the Taiwan to Pakistan Run back in 1972, when Russia and China almost went to war! President Nixon ordered SR-71 Mach 5 jets to take off from Taiwan and fly between the Russian and Chinese border and take lots of photographs so he could monitor the situation. Only Civilian pilots were used and Anna volunteered for this exciting but dangerous flying! Sometimes over the Russian territory she would have more than 55 Migs trying to catch her and shoot her down, but the SR-71 was so fast that it could not only out run the Migs,,,but all the Missiles fired at it!! After weaving back and forth between the Russian and Chinese forces she would come in to land in Pakistan where the film was processed and sent to President Nixon!! The Americans did not lose one single SR-71,,,AND 35 Missions were flown! Each of these Pilots received $100,000 dollars for flying these Recon Missions!! After I drop Napalm on Pakistan all that they give me is a bowl of Ramen Noodles!
Another thing that really pisses me off is that the Jets that China supplies to Pakistan are much better than what the IAF has. Also the Chinese Missiles are really good,,,they will blow your ass off in the air!! In India we have eight times more jets than the Pakis have,,,but they are NO GOOD.
This is not fair!! I can't drop Napalm on Pakistan !! This is NO GOOD!!

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My Fellow Democrats,
I have hired 7 Major Public Relation Firms, to make sure my Legacy will live on in American History as the Greatest Time for the People of the United States. Let me tell you I am really proud of these accomplishments.
1. Gavin Newsom supports my Bill that allowed 438 young boys to be taken away from their parents and given some Nightmarish surgery that turned them into Little girls!
2. Mandatory Gay Sex in the Military. After our boys in the Military were forced to watch 275 hours of GAY PORN. They were told that the next time they take a shower, they can't say NO to Bruce!
3. My 3,398 Democratic Operatives that passed out $4,000 TAX DOLLARS TO anyone in Mexico and Central America, to get them to cross our borders was a Great Success! 37 Million Mexicans, Cubans, and Terrorists from all over the world got a FREE TRIP to the USA!!
4. President Xi Jinping of China ordered me to attack AREA 51 and capture Anna Kreisling !! I did this and 38,000 Chinese Troops died, 58,000 Mexican Drug Cartel Gangmembers died, and Bernie Sanders lost 458 Harvard Students in the famous HARVARD HAMAS BRIGADE!
Folks I was smart enough to have all of this filmed, and I have made a fortune selling it to Hollywood. Let me tell you it is the best HORROR FILM that has been make in the last 75 Years!! Screaming Mexicans getting ate alive by GIANT HAIRY SPIDERS, the blood, the bones crunching, the heads being eaten by these 55 yard wide big massive Spiders. It reminded me of Corn Pop and I eating CRACKER JACKS when we were little kids! We would take Ketchup and smear it on the Cracker Jacks, this is what those Mexicans looked like when they were being devoured by those SPIDERS!!
So Folks, don't worry, in a few years all the history books being read by your High School students will have me,,,JOE BIDEN,,,as the GREATEST PRESIDENT IN HISTORY!
By the way, the next time you see that picture of the Junkers JU-390, YOU will notice 4 male Luftwaffe guys standing around a Lady Luftwaffe pilot, that is a picture of Anna Kreisling. Did you know that in 1952 she was in New York working as a model. She can be seen in the Sears and Roebuck Catalog! Look at the picture of her and Hannah Reitsch with President Kennedy in 1962 at the White House!

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My Fellow Americans,
FREE Beer!! Free Bratwurst!! FREE Bratwurst and Beer!! JFC, i WISH I could have been there!!
Gentlemen, once you see Anna Kreisling dressed like that, you will understand why I tried to rape her at AREA 51. i admit that was a Bad Idea on my part, I had no idea that she was such a skilled fighter! JFC,,even Bruce Lee would not be able to beat her! Eight times I tried and 8 times I felt like I was going to die!! Getting kicked in the Cajones is not fun! After 8 times I promised Anna I would never rape any woman again!! I finally learned that you need to be nice to women and open doors for them, or help wash a Junkers JU-390 and focus on your job!!
My fellow Republicans, this morning the Houthis from Yemen fired a HYPERSONIC Missile at Lod Airport in Tel AVIV, ISRAEL.
This hypersonic Missile was supplied by IRAN. Now my fellow Republicans, understand this. IRAN supplied the drones that were used to try to kill me at that rally. IRAN also paid this kid $200,000 dollars to try to kill me. Two agents from IRAN were helping this lunatic in Florida to try to kill me at my Golf Course! I want all Republicans to start passing the word to IRAN, that unless you say you are sorry, and scrap your Nuclear Bomb program, and build a Swanky TRUMP HOTEL in Teheran, Iran, I am going to have my REVENGE,,,A WONDERFUL REVENGE,

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My Fellow Hot Rod Enthusiasts,
All of you missed a really great show! The Bakersfield Hot Rod car show was this last weekend. We had a little rain on Saturday, but nothing bad. What really impressed me this year was the German Girls who were giving away FREE Bratwurst and Beer to anyone who wanted it. I saw guys going back six or seven times to get some FREE Beer and some Bratwurst. One of these German Girls was Anna Kreisling!! She was wearing pink shorts, a pink lace bra, and a German Afrika Korp cap! All the German Girls were gorgeous but Anna was something else!
The Germans only brought a few cars, Anna brought her 1972 MGB, glacier white. a six wheeled 1937 Mercedes car used by Adolf Hitler, and finally a Volkswagen Bug with a Porsche engine, set up for racing!

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Dear President Donald Trump,
You can't fire every member of Congress, just because they are stupid, and waste American Tax Dollars. That is against our Constitution!! Sometimes I wonder about you!!
Donald, I have just received a video from Anna Kreisling. The Nazi's at AREA 51 can track every thought and idea coming out of the mouths of the Chinese Military. They also have demonstrated to the Red Chinese how easy it is for them to destroy the Long Range ICBM's aimed at America. More than 500 of these rockets have exploded inside their silo's and I suspect the Nazi's used Space Borne Lasers to do this.
Mr. President, Anna is trying to stop China from launching a FIRST STRIKE on the United States. As you know the Red Chinese have over 55,000 Intermediate Range Nuclear Tipped Missiles aimed at Russia. Russia is in a precarious situation, they have NATO on one side, but Red China also wants to take Siberia and Alaska etc. etc.
Donald you are so lucky to have been invited into AREA 51. You actually met with Hitler and Himmler also?? They have sent me a tape of you getting kicked in the balls,,,eight times by Anna!!!
What is wrong with you??? Don't you know that she has a Japanese Samurai body guard wih her at all times.The only reason you are still alive is that she was trying to educate you !

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My Fellow Americans,
I woke up this morning with a brillant idea! We will save $Billions of Dollars and Peso's if we just get rid of all the Members of Congress and replace them with Chimpanzees from the San Diego Zoo!
For the last 45 years our Congress has used your TAX DOLLARS so that Rich Fat Corporations, could close their factories here, and then build NEW FACTORIES in China. And You American Tax Payers paid for all of this to happen,,,THANKS TO CONGRESS!
Also every year Congress spends $3 Trillion Dollars that they have to borrow to spend. That is why we are now $39 Trillion Dollars in debt!!!
My Fellow Americans under Executive Order 3763553449786743,,,Congress is now gone, and Chimpanzees are now in charge! Fact; Chimpanzees will work for 10 Banana's a day!
Chimpanzees will never vote to increase our National Debt!!

Sincerely; Donald J. Trump

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Dear President Xi Jinping of Vagina,,,i mean China,,,

Thank you Comrade for your kind words. Donald Trump is being roasted in the European Press for showing up at Pope Francis Funeral wearing a Bright Blue suit and a red tie!! I showed up at the funeral on a Harley Davidson motorcycle wearing a Raccoon Hat, some Indian leather fringed boots and just a Silvery G-String. I figured I would be the center of attention! But noooo,,,the bastard Donald Trump gets all the Press for showing up in a Blue Suit!! Hey I love just wearing a Silvery G-String in public! It shows off my skinny butt and scares the hell out of children and Nuns! When I fart and the POOOP starts coming out,,,everyone starts screaming and running for their lives!!
Bernie Sanders showed up dressed like a Nun, driving a Vespa Scooter and smoking a big cigar. As he said goodbye to the Pope,,,he reached into the wooden casket and put the cigar in the Pope's mouth!! You could see the Pope just puffing away on that cigar!! The smoke coming up out of the casket!! This is how we BIKERS say goodbye!!
The Pope is very lucky, Bernie also brought a can full of Gasoline and was going to pour it over the Pope's casket and give him a Viking funeral!! Just as he lit the match and was going to set it on fire,,,Donald stepped up to him and kicked him in the Cajones!! Then he had the SWISS GUARDS arrest Bernie,,,our beloved Senator Bernie Sanders!!
It is better for our Planet if people all had a Viking Funeral,,,and not be stuck in the ground somewhere!!!
Xi, can you believe it,,,all the Press wants to do is bitch about Donald's Blue Suit!!! What about my skinny Bony Butt!! Why can't they take pictures of my ASSSKK!!!

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Dear President Donald J. Trump,
Even though Joe failed to capture Anna Kreisling, and failed taking AREA 51, WE ARE PROUD OF JOE, HE IS A GREAT COMMIE!!!

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Dear President Xi Jinping of CHINA,

Where were you?? I sat in that damn funeral for 3 hours hoping you would show so I could bash your Commie face in and then knock out every teeth youse gots in that filthy Chink mouth of yours.
You Chinese dogs talk big, but you are really cowards! Just ask your Chinese women! They slave all day in a factory so you can sit around and drink SAKI and watch T.V.!!
Xi, guess what?? Joe Biden calls me up and wants a FREE RIDE in AIR FORCE ONE to go to the funeral of Pope Francis! So I said ,,,Yes,,,so the cheap bastard shows up at the airport with 25 people who have to go also!! You have Jill his wife and the rest of the people are there to take care of their every need! So Joe Biden starts climbing the stairs on AIR FORCE ONE,,,and big huge green smelly turds start rolling down his pants!! The smell is so bad that I start gagging! His entourage is also bringing a CHANGING TABLE, so they can put a new diaper on his butt every hour!!
So I had ELON MUSK take his DOGE DOGGY TEAM, and try to throw him off the plane. More than 15 of Elon Musk's team had to be hospitalized from smelling and touching those mean nasty Turds coming out of Joe Biden!
So Joe Biden was carried off AIR FORCE ONE on the changing table screaming for Jesus, and swearing revenge against me!!
So 12 hours later Melania and I arrive at the Vatican in Rome and find out that Joe Biden arrived 4 hours before we did!! How is that possible?? Then they seat me in the front row! Then I look around and behind me are a bunch of Commie Democrats, all with their knives out ready to stab me in the back. But Xi Jinping, as I looked back in horror, Joe had a big smelly stuffed full of poop diaper,,and then he threw it at me! Melania screamed as it flew by and hit Zelinsky from Ukraine right in the face! He was writhing in agony as they took him away from the funeral!!
I tell you when you see Joe Biden getting ready to throw one of his TOXIC DIAPERS full of SHIITE at you, this is a nightmare!!
So Xi Jinping you were really smart not to come to the funeral!!

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Man, Why can't WE ALL GET ALONG???? What is wrong with you people??? Last year I was thirsty so I gets into the Licquor Store and drink 8 bottles of Schlitz Malt Licquor!! When I gets into my car,,,the Pigs started chasing me!! For 2 hours I did 120 mph,,,and then I hit a little ole lady driving a FIAT,,,AND MY Car rolled over and over 22 times!! Then the Police came and took out their night sticks and beat me for over an hour!! Why??? Why can't we just all believe in Jesus and vote for da Democrats!

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Dear President Xi Jinping of China,
Good to hear from you! Hey I'm bringing my golf clubs to the Vatican and if you sit anywhere near me, I'm gonna knock every tooth out of your FILTHY MOUTH, YOU STINKING COMMIE RAT!! Hey Xi Jinping,,,guess what?? I bet you $ONE BILLION DOLLARS that you don't come to the Pope's Funeral.
Hey Xi Jinping,,,here is an interesting FACT,,,More Chinese people have been killed by your Communist Party in China than anyone else!! Even the Japs in World War II do not even come close to the numbers of innocent Chinese people you have killed. Hey, looking forward to seeing you at the Vatican, you sleazy Commie Rat!

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President Xi Jinping of CHINA,

Dear President Yankee Dog Donald Trump,
As you know I will be attending the funeral for Pope Francis. Guess what??? I will be seated in the Third Tier, right next to you. I am looking forward to grabbing Melania by her Tits, while you talk about TRADE DEALS.
See you at the Vatican, you Yankee Doodle Dandy!!

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At this time I would like to pay tribute to Pope Francis. All of us here at AREA 51, everyone is deeply sad about his passing.
May God be with all of you in this time of great sadness.

Sincerely,
Anna Kreisling

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Dear Yankee Dog Donald Trump,
You say you gonna kick some Red Commie Chinese Butt?? Wanna Bet $ ONE BILLION DOLLARS that you can?? You don't have enough American Yankee Dog Troops to kick us out of the Panama Canal !! You say you are going to invade Canada and take over all the Coastal Property there??? Donald you don't have enough troops! All that you have are cowards like J.D. Vance that will hide under a desk while Marines die in combat!! Hey Donald, you are now bragging that you won the Congressional Medal of Honor in Vietnam by rescuing 147 American POW'S there!! What a load of Cow Manure!! You never went to Vietnam!! You hid under a table claiming that you had bone Spurs!!
Hey Donald, you wanna play Nuclear War?? Right now we have 4,786 Long Range ICBM rockets aimed at the USA. What do you have?? Your own experts tell you that the Rockets you have in Silo's date back to 1967, and most will not work. You don't have any Bombers that can reach China, all that you have are some submarines, but Donald we have targeted every one of your Submarines with our Long Range STEALTH BOMBERS and also our Nuclear Tipped Rockets. Your Carrier Groups and your Subs won't survive!
The only thing that is stopping Communist China from waging an immediate Nuclear War is what you have at AREA 51 !!
Anna Kreisling and the NAZI's there have a protective shield over North America! They also have Rocket bases on the Moon that can destroy all of China within 22 minutes! They also have weapons that have been developed from ALIEN Technology! Just last night, 22 small Flying Saucers appeared over Shang-Hai and projected an image of a Dragon,,a huge Dragon flying over the city! It scared the hell out of everyone!
So Donald, this is why I ordered Joe Biden to attack AREA 51 and capture Anna Kreisling! This Asshole failed us! This is why I ordered the Democrats to get rid of him!
Donald if you don't attack AREA 51, i am going to get rid of you! There are a lot of Republicans that also belong to the Communist Party!!
P.S. Good luck invading Greenland, you don't have enough troops to hold the ALAMO in Texas!

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My Fellow Democrats,
I wish to thank all of you for sending me checks and money while I am in the Hospital here at U.C. San Francisco. Getting beat up by those Iranian ISIS students at Berekley really surprised me! They broke my left arm, 4 ribs, and kicked me in the balls repeatedly! Why? Because I am Jewish! What really surprised me was Gavin Newsom and AOC also enjoyed kicking me in the ribs and Cajones!! Don't they know I am a United States Senator???
The Great News is that Harvard is also going to continue to beat up Jews on campus!! In fact 876 Harvard students have volunteered to be a part of my HAMAS HARVARD BRIGADE, to replace those rich white kids that got ate up by those huge Gigantic 55 yard wide Spiders they have at AREA 51.
I will always remember how they were screaming when those Spiders would lift them off the ground and tear them apart in seconds and then eat them. Many were just eaten alive, like you and I would eat a spoonful of Spaghetti!! All that Spider Poop you see in the Desert at AREA 51 is all that is left of the HARVARD STUDENTS!! I am not mad at the Gigantic Spiders, they gots to eat, just like we do! But Lordy Lordy, those Harvard rich kids sure can scream!! Where in the world did Anna Kreisling get such massive huge spiders??
My advice to Donald Trump,,Why are you wasting TAX PAYER DOLLARS?? Just send all the Gang Members to AREA 51 so that these Spiders don't go hungry!! Why pay El Salvador,,$88 Million dollars per Gang Member,,,when you can send thousands a day to AREA 51 and help Anna Kreisling feed her spiders!! Why pay El Salvador all this TAX PAYER MONEY??
Why are the Democrats in Congress funding all this money to be sent to El Salvador??? They say they don't support Trump, but they are funding all this wasteful spending!! You can save Billions of Dollars by just sending them to AREA 51.

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President Donald J. Trump USA,

To; Gen. Buck Turgidson, SAC Headquarters,
OMAHA, Nebraska, NSC Secure Line 34847554998767

Hello Buck!
How's your Secretary Miss Scott ??? God she looks good!! Those Black lace panties and that sheer pink bra!! You lucky dog!!
Well Buck, don't worry about a thing! Joe Biden just screwed the Pooch! That Commie Rat is going to be arrested for TREASON !!
Besides this will give me an excuse to blow CHINA off the map. Yep, I'm gonna send these dog eating slant eyed Chinks, these cat eating Commies back to the Stone Age!
But first I'm gonna show President Xi Jinping a taste of YANKEE POWER, RIGHT now the Red Chinese have 35,000 troops at the Panama Canal. They have tanks and over 135 Mig jet fighters down there!
I'm gonna send my Vice President J.D. Vance down there with 300 Marines and he will lead the attack on taking back the Panama Canal!! We will get to watch this on live T.V.,,,J.D. Vance leading the attack, charging into the Gooks and cutting their Chinese heads off!!
In China,,President Xi Jinping will poop his pants when he sees 300 Marines and J.D. Vance take back the Panama Canal.
Guess what!! Even if J.D. Vance and the 300 Marines get killed,,,I still win!! It gives me the excuse to Nuke China!! Also ELON MUSK will become my New Vice President!! This will really make him happy!
So Buck, don't worry, be happy! The glorious Liberation Day is at hand!!
Hey Bucky, Go have fun,,,,ole Donald has everything under control!!!

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To: President Donald J. Trump,
Secure Channel 398674769,

As you know before Joe Biden left office he gave a Presidential Order to eight of our Nuclear Submarines to dive and go into Deep Cover. They had orders to stay submerged and have no communication with the outside world. On August 14th, 2025 they will launch 328 Mirv Nuclear Weapons on Red China, with each weapon being 30 Megatons.
Mr. President, why would a devout Commie Rat like Joe Biden do such a thing?? After an extensive investigation, I have found out why! Mr. President if I may be so bold, Joe Biden is wanting revenge. He not only wants to kill all the Democrats, but he wants to kill all the Republicans. Mr. President,,this Commie Rat wants to kill you and destroy the Senate and Congress. How?? He knows the Chinese are going to Ape Shit, and launch a FIRST STRIKE on the United States! Mr. President Red China now has over 3,800 Long Range ICBM's that can only be stopped if Anna Kreisling at AREA 51 Deploys the Nazi VAHALLA RAMMSTEIN Dome over North America, and she is not going to do this unless you go to Canada and kiss some serious Canadian Butt! Mr. President we are DEEP SHIITE!! WTF ARE YOU GOING TO DO??? However at the Pentagon we have plans for such a Contingency! If you launch a FIRST STRIKE on Red China we can catch them with their pants down! We can destroy 90% of their Population, kill off every member of the Communist Party, and our Country will probably only be hit by 300 Chinese Nuclear Weapons! We will prevail and suffer only about 88 Million Americans dead, while China will be reduced to a smoldering desert that will be radioactive for 22 years. So Mr. President, what are you going to do?? Go to Canada and kiss some Butt?? Or launch a FIRST STRIKE on Red China and blow those Commies back to the Stone AGE???

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To; Senator Bernie Sanders, Washington D.C.,,

Hello Bernie, I heard that you were beaten up on the U.C. Berekley Campus in California. That you were out there visiting with AOC and Gavin Newsom when the three of you took a stroll across the campus! More than 21 ISIS Flags were fluttering in the wind, and in the main square you were surrounded by Iranian students and the rich Leftist white kids who go to school there! They started yelling ,,," JEW,,,JEW,,,JEW,,,LETS KILL ALL THE JEWS!!"
You kept yelling,," No,,No,,,No,,,I'm one of you!!! We should kill all the JEWS in Israel,,,,!!! Then they beat the shiite out of you!! And AOC and Gavin Newsom just laughed and urged the students to keep beating the shit out of you!! Bernie now you are in the hospital.
Bernie, you need to understand that the most ANTI-SEMETIC PARTY in America is not the NAZI PARTY,,,,but the Democratic Party.
Bernie while you are recovering on the 14th Floor at the U.C. San Francisco Hospital, here is some interesting information.
As you know 55,000 Top Secret Files on President Kennedy have been released. Bernie did you know that in 1961, both Hannah Reitsch and Anna Kreisling visited President Kennedy at the White House! That the Secret Service confirmed that they went swimming Nude with President Kennedy in the indoor pool there. That while there President John F. Kennedy wanted to know about OPERATION VALHALLA, the use of 5 JU-390's each carrying an Atomic Bomb in an attack on the vital war factories in Michigan. That this operation was supposed to happen on February 14th, 1945.
This was called off because Hitler had Martin Bormann sign an agreement in Capetown South Africa stating that America would not base B-29's in England and would not use Nuclear Bombs on Germany, and Germany would not use Atomic Bombs on New York and Michigan!
The Kennedy Files also show that Hannah Reitsch and Anna Kreisling also discussed with President Kennedy the best ways to combat Communism in Vietnam. So Bernie, I am sending you a full copy of the Kennedy File. I hope you recover soon.

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Dear President Donald J. Trump,
As you know I have many friends in the Royal Canadian Air Force. Your comments about making Canada the 51st State really made me angry, it made many Americans angry. Canadians have fought with the United States from World War 2 to Afghanistan. I love America, but I also love Canada. Donald if you want me to save you from a Red Chinese FIRST STRIKE, you must do the following 5 things.
!. Go to Canada and tell them that you are sorry for your words. That you will give $2,000 dollars to any Canadian who goes to Las Vegas this summer. All that they have to do is show up at CEASAR'S PALACE or NEW YORK NEW YORK and show their Canadian Passport. They will be given $2,000 dollars to enjoy their holiday!
2. I want you to destroy the Iranian Nuclear Program, I want the Seven Sites where they are enriching Uranium and building bombs completely obliterated. Kill as many of their Scientists as possible. Iran at this very moment is planning to bring a Nuclear Bomb to New York.
3, In the State of California, the School children are no longer allowed to salute the American Flag in the morning. They are being brain washed into believing that America is terrible racist country. Donald I want Patriotism restored to the schools in California. I want American history taught again, the way it was taught in 1957. I also want the Parents to have rights again!! The State of California is now saying that they have the right to take away your child if you do not consent to GENDER AFFIRMING SURGERY.
4. i want the 200% Tariff on Irish Whiskey lifted. Both Hitler and myself are great fans of Irish Whiskey, and my favorite is KILBEGGAN IRISH WHISKEY. Donald, you do not want to get Hitler angry or mad, you must make sure that we have Irish Whiskey at AREA 51.
5 Finally be aware that one in four American Children go to bed hungry. That for 45 years our Congress has shipped good paying jobs and factories off to China, using American TAX Dollars. Who gave these Corporations the right to use American Tax Dollars to relocate their factories!!
Donald this is why I voted for you, to make a difference in our lives, to restore the American Dream. Remember the most important people in America are our Farmers, who feed our children and the world.

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Dear Anna Kreisling, Flight Commander AREA 51, KG-200,

Anna I need your help! Your Country needs your help! I have really pissed off the Commie Chinks! Man, the CIA tells me that they are preparing the Long Range Nuclear Tipped ICBM's for a FIRST STRIKE on the USA.
Do you realize what that can do to my golf course! Washington D.C.!! I have not told the Republicans in the Senate or Congress because they will start running around screaming like a bunch of little girls!
So Anna I need to know if this VAHALLA NAZI SHIELD that you have at AREA 51, will destroy all the Chinese Missiles!
I am deeply sorry that I tried to rape you at AREA 51!! But Baby you were so tan and topless and that Afrika hat you were wearing!! WoW!! i HAD TO HAVE YOU!! Even though you kicked me in the balls,,,I STILL WANTED YOU!! Then you kicked me in the balls again!! BUT i STILL HAD TO HAVE YOU!!! Then you kicked me in the balls again!!
Anna you've got to admit that I don't give up very easily!! I know I am a slow learner and I was never an A student, but maybe by being an A student baby, I can win your love for me!
Don't know much about Algebra, Don't know about the Science Books,
Don't know much about the French I took, Don't know about Biology!! But I do know that I love you, and if you could love me too,,,,WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD THIS WOULD BE!!! Yeah, yeah, Yeah!! What a Wonderful World this would be!!
So Anna, are you going to help me??????

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