Junkers Ju 390

My Fellow Americans,
As you know, that skanky HO-HO-HO Taylor Swiftie is getting married at Madison Square Garden, and the bitch did not invite me!! SOOO,,,Last night I got on a helicopter and flew into New York and crashed her wedding.
At first everyone thought I was Alec Baldwin all dressed up like me to attend her wedding,,but when they realized that it was me,,,THE GREATEST PRESIDENT IN U.S.A. History,.,, The SONS OF BITCHES ALL STARTED THROWING PIES AT ME!! The world's BIGGEST PIE FIGHT ENSUED!! i was covered with Lemon Maranque Pie,,,,Then the NEW YORK KNICKS NBA TEAM STARTED KICKING ME IN THE BALLS!!!
I stumbled out into the street and no one recognized me!! CNN WAS THERE and they were rushing in to cover the PIE FIGHT!! But they did not even recognize their King, there ELVIS, THEIR MOST POPULAR PRESIDENT!!! THEY did not even recognized me!!
So I wandered down to Harlem and found a bar and they had a band and were Singing the Blues. Let me tell you no one can sing the Blues like me!! So I started singing with B.B.B.B. KING,,,MY OWN SONG CALLED,
My Baby Just kicked me in the balls because I was Screwing Around,,,,,

Early Sunday Morning,,,I gots to get down,,,
I said Early Sunday Morning ,,,,I GOTS TO GET DOWN,,,,
I NEED SOME LOVING,,I NEEDS IT ALL THE TIME!!
YEAH I need some Loving,,,But all I get is TURPENTINE!!!!

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Dear President Donald Trump, USA,
I have talked with Pope Leo XIV about your many sins, and he has agreed to hear your confession.
Donald you must understand that the Vatican Intelligence Service has many positive things to say about you. There are many Political people in the USA THAT WOULD BE FAR WORSE THAN YOU.
Example; Joe Biden, OBAMA, AOC, BERNIE SANDERS, Rachel Maddow, and of course GAVIN NEWSOM.
All of these Democrats support the Right of the State to take young boys ages 4-12 away from their parents and make girls out of them using Surgery that is so ghastly and evil,,it makes most people faint from hearing the details. This has happened 228 times in California. The suicide rate is 77% for these poor children. None will recover from this nightmare. At this moment more than 47 parents in California are trying to get their young boys back from the STATE before this Surgery can be done!
Also Gov. Gavin Newsom is doing nothing to stop the attack on Catholics and Jews at the U.C. BEREKLEY CAMPUS.
When you walk across any U.C. Campus in California you can see HAMAS, and HEZBOLLAH, AND ISIS FLAGS fluttering in the wind.
57 Jewish students have been killed and more than 347 Catholic STUDENTS have been beaten up by these ISLAMIC THUGS.
How did this happen?? From 1995 to 2025, the U.S. STATE DEPARTMENT let into the USA,,,35 million Muslims. They took over Michigan, and all the UNIVERSITIES in California. The Democrats supported this because these Islamic Terrorists brought a lot of money with them.
So as you can see President Trump, there are a lot of crazy bastards in the Democratic Party that are worse than you. So don't worry about confessing your SINS to the Pope. It took J.D. Vance four hours to confess all his sins,,and MARCO RUBIO, IT TOOK FOUR DAYS!!!

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My Fellow Americans,
Last night I talked with Anna Kreisling for two hours about what to do in IRAN. Both she and Pete Hegseth convinced me that our only option is to drop SEVEN 30 Megaton Hydrogen Bombs on IRAN.
I am reluctant to do this because I do not want to go down in the History Books as the Greatest Mass Murderer since Adolf Hitler!
But as Anna said, Look at Harry Truman who authorized the dropping of the Atomic Bomb. He is now regarded as a GREAT PRESIDENT!!
Even OBAMA called me up and he said he regretted not dropping NUCLEAR BOMBS ON IRAN. OBAMA said," Hey man, can you dig it,,it would be so cool to go out and kill 55 Million Persians!!"
So I told Anna and Pete to make preparations to drop eight Hydrogen Bombs, the Nazi's at AREA 51 WILL DROP FOUR. And our B-52's will also drop Four Hydrogen Bombs. I told them that I want all of this filmed for my Presidential Library, so the Maga Girls can look down at their Big Boobs when they see the Bombs go off and kill all these filthy Infidel Persians. I love to see really Big Explosions, and it is so cool to see an H-Bomb go off!!
So my Fellow Americans, get drunk, set off your little Firecrackers, and wait till you see the EIGHT HUGE NUCLEAR EXPLOSIONS COMING FROM IRAN. I'M DRINKING JACK ALL BY MYSELF,,,I CAN SEE DA BIG FIREBALL WHEN I CELEBRATE THE 4TH OF JULY.

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Dear Mayor of New York, Mamdami the Jihadi,
How's it hanging Broheim!! Well here I am in IRAN with my Bro, Bernie Sanders and my Sandinista Sister AOC!! Man we have done so much Cocaine and Ecstacy that AOC and JILL TOOK off all their clothes and are dancing on the top of Cars. Thanks to Hunter we are really getting our FREAK ON!! HEY MAN, GRACE SLICK WAS RIGHT,,,,FEED YOUR HEAD, DROP SOME ACID AND REALLY GET YOUR GROOVE ON!!
We are celebrating here IRAN'S VICTORY OVER AMERICA!! We Democrats are so proud of Hezbollah, Hamas , BLACK SEPTEMBER, ETC.ETC. ALL THE TERRORISTS WHO WANT TO KILL JEWISH WOMEN AND CHILDREN AND BABIES!!
Hunter got into trouble, he said that Hamas made slaves of children in GAZA and 13,000 PALESTINIAN CHILDREN DIED DIGGING THOSE TUNNELS FOR HAMAS. He descibed how HAMAS PUT JEWISH BABIES INTO OVENS AND COOKED THEM !! This is all TRUE,,,But we Democrats do not give a Rat's Ass about Jews! We want our Terrorist Commie Brothers to help us return to power in the Good Ole USA!!
So I told Hunter to shut up and go have some more Cocaine with AOC!!
Tomorrow Donald Trump is coming to IRAN to sign the Surrender Agreement, and part of this Gentleman's Persian Agreement is that he has to Lick the asshole of the Supreme Leader Ayatollah Khameini!!! For one hour while the Ayatollah who has Diareah will poop down his mouth!!
I just got a call from Marco Rubio and Donald Trump is not coming but instead he is sending Vice President J.D. Vance to lick the Ayatollah's Asshole!! And 55 Million people in IRAN wanted to see TRUMP DO THE ASS KISSING AND LICKING!!
My Fellow Democrats I have some questions for you!!
1. Does Israel have the right to exist???
2. Does Israel have the right to defend herself???
3...Do Jewish People have the right to exist???
4. Why is Israel the only nation in the Middle East that is pledged to help Saudi Arabia in the event she is attacked by IRAN.
5 Why is Israel the only nation in the Middle East that is a Democracy???
6. PALESTINE in history has never been a nation, and Jerusalem has never been its Capital city. The Romans created the word PALESTINE AS A GEOGRAPHIC REGION. The British Empire in 1947 referred to Palestine as a Geographic Region that belonged to the British Empire.
So Democrats do you see now why we must kill all the Jews, FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA,,,this means from the Jordan River to the Mediterranean Sea!!
My BIG QUESTION IS WHY DOES ELON MUSK and ANNA KREISLING SUPPORT ISRAEL??? WHY DOES PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP SUPPORT ISRAEL????

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My Fellow Americans,
A lot of you Morons have complained about what a Lousy Job I have done screwing up the Lincoln Memorial. The water is so TOXIC that it has killed 876 Ducks and 54 children. So many Homeless Veterans have died trying to take a bath there in the early morning.
So TO MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY, I'm going to drain it and fill it full of Mississippi Mud then create a lake there and put in 5,787 CAT FISH!! Washington D.C. is full of Negroes who have nothing to eat, so now they can go fishing. Niggers love to fish, so they will now have a place to go and fish! So many Niggers in Washington D.C. THAT NEED TO EAT SOME CATFISH!!!
I'm also planting some cotton fields near the Lincoln Memorial so Da Black Folks can pick some cotton and show the White Folks hows its done!!
Out of my own money, I'm gonna get some ice cold Watermelon so all the Niggers have something to eat while they are fishing for da Catfish!!!
I asked Rachel Maddow if she likes Catfish, and she said she is going to come and go fishing for da Catfish!! I told her only Niggers can fish there, and she said her Father was a Nigger and her Mother was Dutch!! So I says, that is close enough,,,but remember folks, da Catfish is for the Niggers!!!

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Dear Eric Von Deautchen Bader,
Your collection of photo's from Mars, is the best that I have seen. Do you work for NASA?? Most of their pictures are classified TOP SECRET and can not be released to the public. Why?? Because they show Nazi Artifacts all over the place.
Eric, I have been to Mars three times! It is incrdible what the Germans have done on Mars. Did you know that their Science is so advanced that the German Girls there have no problem breathing the air on Mars, that their skin has been CRISPUS ENHANCED so that they enjoy walking around nude, wearing just some shoes to protect their feet!! That the Girls there are 2 feet taller than the Girls on Earth.
Eric, did you know that the Nazi's have discovered that an ARYAN CIVILIZATION once thrived on Mars.
Look at the Book of Genesis in the Bible. It describes how the first White Aryan People came to Earth and were protected in the Garden of Eden by a very advanced A.I. Computer.
Eric, did you know these Aryan people were destroyed on Mars by a Nuclear War!! That for the first time Anna Kreisling and INDIANA JONES are studying these artifacts!!!

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Dear President Donald Trump,
You really need to stop talking, you would sound more intelligent. Did you know that 77% of Americans think that you are a MORON, an imbecile, a 5th Grader who has read to many Comic Books!! Example; When you began Bombing IRAN you said,,," We will accept Nothing but COMPLETE SURRENDER!!" Is this something you read in a G.I. JOE COMIC BOOK??? Now you are saying," We will give IRAN $387 Billion Dollars if they open the STRAITS OF HORMUZ,,,HEY ITS ONLY American Tax Dollars,,,we will give it to the Qataris and let them give it to IRAN,,THEN WE CAN DENY THAT WE GAVE IRAN $Billions of Dollars!!"
Since the beginning of this war you have LIED and LIED TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE. Why?? You are now blaming J.D. VANCE, PETE HEGSETH AND ISRAEL FOR THIS WAR,,,YOU WERE JUST AN INNOCENT KID STANDING AROUND CHEWING GUM,,,WHEN THEY STARTED THIS WAR!!
Donald do you really want to be known as a CLOWN and a COWARD???
Donald before it is to late you must listen to Anna Kreisling and Elon Musk and Adolf Hitler. They can make your name glorious again!! They are all saying that it is time to use Nuclear Weapons against IRAN. Hit them with SEVEN 30 Megaton H-Bombs. IF they do not surrender,,,HIT THEM AGAIN WITH SEVEN MORE NUCLEAR WEAPONS. This will also send a warning to Red China not to try to take TAIWAN and the PHILLIPINES and JAPAN.
YOU MUST PUT THE FEAR OF GOD INTO THOSE RED COMMIE BASTARDS, THOSE CHINKS WHO EAT CATS AND DOGS.

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Dear Pope Leo XIV, The Vatican Rome,
Let's face facts, I am more popular than Jesus ever was, I have a lot more money and I have pardoned a lot of people.
Why was Adolf Hitler and Anna Kreisling such good Catholics???? Why does the 4th Reich protect Israel???? This I do not know???

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My Fellow Christians,
Peace be unto you. I bring you greetings from our Heavenly Father in Heaven. God at this time is not pleased with the United States of America. The Leader of the USA, Donald Trump.
This Sunday night he is having Gladiator Fights in front of the White House that could lead to the death of one of these men. This is something NO CHRISTIAN PRESIDENT would ever condone. This is a violation of God's rule.
In Ancient Rome the Pagans had thousands of Gladiators die for the amusement of people like Donald Trump. He is evil to want this! He is not a Christian in the eyes of God.
America needs to repent for its Pagan Blasphemy. Christians do not encourage Men to fight to the death in front of the White House.

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Dear President Donald Jaybird TRUMP,
Hello from sunny IRAN,,,Where the women are HOT,,and they don't let the American President grab them by the Pussy!!
Donald I have a confession, you have been talking to my 14 year old cousin. He is not a Negotiator,,he is a very smart boy who likes dumb Americans like you. Why?? You have been supplying him with Pizza and Beer for 8 weeks thinking that he is Negotiation for IRAN. He does like all those American PLAYBOY BUNNIES you keep sending,,,and those cars!! WOW!! He is the only boy in IRAN WITH A BMW !! Actually you sent him 17 BMW's ,,,but who is counting???
I have been working with TOM CRUISE,,,WE GO UP EVERY MORNING AND SHOOT DOWN YOUR F-15'S,,,YOUR F-18 Hornets,,,Your B-52 Bombers, so many American Jets we shoot down!! TOM says,, " TOP GUN 3,,,IS GOING TO BE THE BEST MOVIE IN THE LAST 66 YEARS!! iT is so realistic, so hot and sexy, it will show American Yankee Doodle Pilots screaming in agony with their JETS BLOWING UP AND THEIR HEADS SHOT OFF!!"
Well Tom and I are going to watch our Persian Girls wash our F-14 TOMCATS,,,,AND IRAN IS THE ONLY NATION THAT STILL OPERATES F-14 TOMCATS!! Why??? Because we only can afford them!!!

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Si Amigos,,,,My name is Pepper Gomez,
Bitches and Gringos,,,listen up! Me Pepper Gomez is making a lots of Dollars by giving the Fat Gringo's a guided tour of the NAZI CASTLE just above Springville, Ca. For $5,000 Pesos, I take you from Springville to Coffee Camp and there is a very nice shaded trail that goes east for two miles. You come to a Waterfall and when you look up you can see this beautiful Nazi Castle perched high on this granite stone mountain! On some days you can see 12 to 15 huge winged Dragons that guard this castle. But let me tell you Gringo's the reason I charge $5,000 pesos is because this can be dangerous! Especially for Fat Gringos who can not run very fast.
One time I was walking with 25 Fat rich Gringo Bitches, and we ran into five of the Coffee Camp Monsters, these creatures are half human and half Polar Bear. They love to tear apart people and eat them.
The only reason I survived is because I could out run the Fat Bitches from Los Angeles. Also I don't have to worry about Lawsuits because these Bitches are not around anymore!! Oh well,,,NO GREAT LOSS!!
So People's don't get mad at Pepper Gomez,,,I have to be able to eat some Chicken Enchiladas !!! You want Pepper to get skinny and look like an AIDS GUY FROM Bakersfield????
So Amigos come to Springville, California and ask for Pepper,,,I give you exciting walk at Coffee Camp!!!!

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Dear President Donald Trump,
You are in grave danger, not from the devices that I removed from your brain, but you have the same dangers that are facing President Vladimir Putin of Russia. Some very wealthy men want you gone, so they can take over. China at this very moment is funding for the removal of Vladimir Putin. Donald many of your so called Billionaire friends want you removed, with you gone they can easily control the U.S. Government.
Donald remember that 100 years from now what will be remembered will be the Deeds that you do. Not your wealth, or arrogance, you have a Golden Opportunity to not only save Israel but also the United States.
If you do not use Nuclear Weapons and destroy IRAN, then Iran in the future will destroy New York, Washington D.C. ,,,Miami, etc.
IRAN will also destroy Tel Aviv and then the Persians will kill the six Million Jews that live in Israel.
You may wonder why Adolf Hitler and Myself and Heinrich Himmler care about Israel. Fact; Adolf Hitler from 1933 to 1937 had over ONE MILLION GERMAN JEWS GO TO PALESTINE. WHY?? Because he knew they would be a thorn in the side of the British Empire. Since 1948 both Israel and the Nazi Party have helped each other immensely! Diamonds, Gold, Nuclear Weapons, we have been great business partners.
IRAN has not only threatened ISRAEL ,,,but has also plotted to kill the ROYAL SAUDI FAMILY, AND Murder everyone in Saudi Arabia.
This is why President G.W. BUSH was such an idiot and a Moron. Killing IRAN'S NO. 1 ENEMY SADDAM HUSSEIN,,,who for eight years fought the Persian Infidels and kept IRAN from destroying Israel and Saudi Arabia.
So Donald, obliterate IRAN with Nuclear Weapons, if you do not have the courage then let me destroy them. They need to be swept into the sand of history.

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Dear Anna Kreisling, Flight Director, AREA 51,
I read your report that you had scanned my brain at the Knicks Game and found several bugs that had been implanted into my brain. Anna I can tell you who I think planted them there. That son of a Bitch R.K. Kennedy. He is always putting worms in my ears or else having cats lick my penis to get rid of my GONOREAH etc. etc. After the midterms I'm gonna FIRE HIS ASS!!
Another asshole I'm gonna fire is Pentagon Pete! He is the one who told me that after 3 days of bombing IRAN would surrender and I could have all that oil !! I would be the richest guy in the world!!
Anna the reason I am writing to you is to thank you for introducing into IRAN THOSE GIGANTIC HAIRY SPIDERS,,,THOSE DESERT SCORPIONS that are as big as a School Bus. Those Giant Ants which can get up to 18 feet long!! The stinking Persians really want to make a deal and they keep screaming about those Gigantic Spiders walking through the streets of TEHERAN, their Capitol City!!

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Dear President Donald Trump,
Man I was at the NBA Knicks game getting my Weed on and really enjoying the game, I was 17 rows behind you! I could see the back of your head !! Then suddenly I saw Anna Kreisling sitting right behind you, she took out a device and I could see lights flickering in the back of your head!!
What is going on??? Where was the Secret Service?? How can she get so close to you and no one but me can see her?? Anyway after about 33 seconds she disappeared, Donald how are you feeling today??? My friend a renouned Scientist named Mohammed Pavrika said that in the future that they could put Brain Implants into a brain, and you would not feel a thing. That with these implants someone could not only track you, but they could hear every thought, every word that was being formulated in your brain.
Hey I should not be helping you, your threats about sending thousands of ICE AGENTS into New York to disrupt the coming elections is UN-AMERICAN,,,THIS IS SOMETHING THAT IRAN WOULD DO!!!

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Si, Amigos, My name is Pepper Gomez!!
Well Gringos, they are cleaning up Highway 65, removing all the dead Mexicans and Harvard Hamas Rich Kids, and thousands and thousands of dead Red Chinese soldiers!! What a mess! Some of the Giant Ants did get killed and their dead bodies had that Formic Acid smell.
So Joe Biden, you gonna have to pay lots of Dollars to cover up this mess! Why are you such a retarded dumb ass??? If you want to capture Anna Kreisling just show up at Porterville Airport on a Saturday Morning and tell her that you want to go flying in her two seater Fokker D-7. I did this and I fell in love with her, and she had me wash 22 airplanes!
Hey Donald Duck the Draft TRUMP, Have you been to the city of Delano lately?? So many homeless Veterans, so many Poor People, so many American children have to go to bed hungry because you don't care. So many Farmers and Ranchers going broke because of your policies and TARIFFS. Donald when the Pope said you are the personification of EVIL, HE WASN'T KIDDING!!

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President Vladimir Putin, 222 STAVARSKY SQUARE, THE KREMLIN, RED SQUARE, MOSCOW, CCCP, 536787465-9574

Dear President Donald Trump,
Quit acting like a pussy, and blow the Shiitte out of IRAN. Bomb them back to the Stone AGE. Then declare Victory and come home, Within 10 days the entire world will look upon you and be very afraid of you.
Remember the Poet KEATS,,,he wrote,,, OH BEWARE MY COUNTRY, WHEN MY COUNTRY GROWS POLITE"
Donald you problem is that you are to NICE A GUY, Remember in that movie HOME ALONE 2,,,,when you gave directions to that little kid,,,that was being a Really Nice Guy!!!
Donald people do not understand that you have a Great smile and a Great Sense of Humor. You also give people Second Chances!! Look at Pete Hegseth, a drunken bumb from FOX NEWS and you made him Sec. of Defense!! Look at J.D. Vance,,,22 years ago he was a Democrat and a DRAG QUEEN,,,,and you made him VICE PRESIDENT !!
Donald, your greatest asset in the United States is Anna Kreisling, Adolf Hitler and Heinrich Himmler. Plus all those Nazi Scientists at AREA 51. You can't believe how powerful they are and that is the Reason why Red China will not launch a NUCLEAR FIRST STRIKE on the United States. They may have 1,800 long range ICBM's aimed at the USA, BUT THEY KNOW THEY CAN BE DESTROYED by the Nazi's in just a few minutes.
Donald the European Nations in NATO know why NASA has not shown any of the pictures of the back side of the MOON. They would show the Seven Major Nazi bases and their 120 megaton Nuclear Missiles aimed at Red China.
So Donald cheer up,,,have fun and Bomb Iran and obliterate IRAN!!

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Howdy Folks,
So many pissed off people in Washington these days. First the Senate Republicans tell me I can't go to the Bathroom unless I have their permission!! Next they tell me that Taxpayer Dollars do not belong to me??? Are they kidding??? I spend more than $300,000 TAX PAYER DOLLARS JUST WAKING UP IN THE MORNINGS!! I don't use my own money, I get these Morons to pay their hard earned TAX DOLLARS TO BUILD MY BIG BEAUTIFUL BALLROOM WITH ALL THAT GOLD, SOLID GOLD TOILETS RIGHT FROM fORT kNOX!!!
So all of you DUMB TURDS out there think I started this WAR with IRAN over Nuclear Weapons??? I started this war to control all the oil in the world!!! That is why very soon you will be paying $7.50 a gallon!! Why?? To make me rich baby, I want to be so rich that NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO STOP ME FROM DESTROYING CONGRESS AND THE SENATE. I WANT THE SENATE TO PROCLAIM ME AS A GOD,,,MORE POWERFUL THAN JESUS CHRIST!! Soon my picture will be hanging in every church in America. Millions of people will worship me every Sunday!! They will pass the CoLLection Plate and all that money will go into my pocket!!

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Dear Mayor of New York, Zohran Mamdani,
You really are a piece of Cat Shiite. So why did you come to the United States??? To make a better life for yourself,,,or to preach this HATE THAT YOU HAVE FOR ISRAEL and the Jewish People?? Do you believe in Peace and Freedom for all people,,,or do you believe that Muslims have the right to kill Jews and that ISRAEL does not have the right to exist???
I think everyone knows what you really believe.. We also know that AOC and Bernie Sanders celebrates and dances when a Jewish family is killed by TERRORISTS IN ISRAEL or NEW YORK.
There are many crazy Jews like Bernie Sanders, they hate their own people and belong to the Communist Party, or the NAZI PARTY,,or the DEMOCRAT PARTY.
Back in 1927 95% of all KKK Klansmen belonged to the Democratic Party. It is a fact that the vast majority of Democrats have Shit for Brains.

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Dear President Joe Biden and Senator Bernie Sanders,
I will be very proud to fly you to Teheran, Iran TO CELEBRATE our Victory over THE GREAT SATAN,,,,DONALD TRUMP and the filthy Imperialist Zionist Christian nation called the USA!!
This is a great and joyful day for BLACK SEPTEMBER, HAMAS, HEZBOLLAH and all the Terrorists around the world. Israel does not have the right to exist, AOC and Bernie and Joe Biden have transformed the Democratic Party into the most ANTI-SEMETIC PARTY ON THE PLANET!! We make the Nazi Party and the KKK KLAN look like little boys on their way to see an R rated movie!!
So all you Democrats who want to kill all the Jews,,,praise be to ALLAH THAT YOU FEEL THE SAME WAY THAT I DO!!

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Dearest President Donald Trump,
As part of your Surrender Agreement with IRAN, WE WANT YOU TO COME TO IRAN and participate in our celebration for defeating the THE BIG SATAN, that means you.
First you must call off this Anna Kreisling and these Gigantic Monsters from AREA 51. More than 10,000 Persians have been eaten alive by these creatures!! The only person who has survived these Gigantic Scorpions is Hillary Clinton!! We saw her legs kicking as she went down the mouth of this Scorpion, but 22 minutes later the Scorpion died and she came crawling out!! She is mad as hell and wants to know where Bernie and Joe Biden are and where the hell is Bill Clinton, who is supposed to be protecting her!! When she found out that he is in Africa getting some Black Ass and eating Peach Pie,,SHE WAS REALLY PISSED!!
So Donald when you come to IRAN, THIS IS WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO IF YOU WANT THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ OPENED.
1. You will spend ONE HOUR EATING HILLARY CLINTON'S PUSSY!! We gonna get this on our movie about the War!
2. You will get on your knees and lick the Ayatollah's Asshole for one hour!!
3. You will buy every Persian Family a NEW BMW CAR!!
4. Every Persian family will get a New Refrigerator.
5. All the young Persian Boys and Men will get a New Mustang and a Blonde American Girl with Big Bazongas for their Girl Friend!!
6. Since you love spending American Tax Dollars, none of this will cost you a dime! Believe me Donald this is the best deal you can ever hope for!!

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