Dear General David Hurley,
Royal Austrailian Navy,
We want you to resign, you are doing to good of a job. We are currently building 150 Chinese Aircraft Carriers and within ten year we will take the Phillipines and then move south to take Australia. Tell Okonos that we have two GPS Beidou Nuclear Bombs in our Sharp Sword UCAV. What really thrills Hu is the fact that our DRAGONFIRE STEALTH BOMBER can fly six of these UCAV Drones by remote control and destroy an entire Russian Naval Fleet! We must have Siberia, it is rich in oil and gas and gold!
Dear David Hurley last year the Royal Australian Navy captured a German Nazi Submarine off the coast of Antarctica and after 10 days you released the crew to Anna Kreisling! Why? I have been told that this Nazi Sub had lost power and was trying to evade a Russian Submarine when you guys showed up and captured this TYPE XXI U-Boat! Our Spies reported that the German boys were sad and depressed until Anna showed up with some Bier and told them not to worry that they were going to Argentina with her to watch a Soccer game and then on to their home in Antarctica!
We the Peaceful Chinese would pay Millions of Dollars if we could inspect this Nazi Submarine! Please contact me!
No one has captured a Nazi Submarine since 1975! Do you stupid Aussies understand?? Or are you busy drinking FOSTERS BEER EVERY MINUTE YOU ARE NOT PISSING!!!

I would like to congratulate China on the development of their Sharp Sword UCAV. This is further proof that China is destined to become the air superiorty country of the future. An old empire is finally reawakening.

Man I've had it with that moron Joe Biden. This morning while I was jogging my ten miles I get a call from this jerkoff telling me he got carried away having to much fun terrifying people with the IRS. He told me not to worry that he had only talked with the Washington Post and had done a sketch on Saturday Night Live about how he used the IRS. Joe said it was hilarious filming Ann Coulter when the IRS raided her home and stole her computer and all her clothes and underwear! Joe then said he had the IRS kill Rush Limbaugh's dog and film Rush when he came crying over the body! I told Joe Biden to stop drinking and go to Camp David and sober up! Now I'm going to leave town for a few weeks to relax and hide until this crisis goes away!
Senator Harry Reid is here and he has recommended that we go to AREA 51. We can relax and have a Beer Summit and Anna Kreisling can show us some of her home movies of the 1936 Berlin Olympics. Also Harry Reid is determined to kill that huge 55 yard Tarantula that is guarding the Black Hangar. Harry says he has been practicing with his VEPR 308 Rifle and he can hit a beer can at 325 yards. He says that every American needs to own a Machinegun to deal with that big hairy nasty spider in case it walks down the highway to Las Vegas! Me Myself, I'm just gonna take my Golf Clubs and relax and just let the Republicans try to run this country. In fact Anna Kreisling in her Junkers JU-390 could fly us to Hawaii and I could get to really kick back and enjoy myself. I am hoping that Harry will put away his gun and stop talking about that huge black hairy monster! Right now he is on the phone to Ann Coulter talking her into coming on this Safari to help him shoot this huge massive Spider!!

Dear Sir Trevor Howard,
I sometimes wonder why the Royal Family of England is so kind to me, and the people of England have always been gracious, but Intellectuals such as yourself are always so rude. According to my files you own a Scottish Terrier named Uncle Joe. You do know Sir Trevor that Uncle Joe is a code word for Joseph Stalin??? For the benefit of Uncle Joe, I will answer a few of your questions. First, the war years were very sad years for Germany. I remember in 1943 when Hannah Reitsch was severely injured flying the ME-163 Komet. The most dangerous Rocket aircraft in the Luftwaffe. Hannah received serious back trauma and it is a miracle she flew again. Her recovery is a testament to her will and courage. Hannah Reitsch was the greatest Lady Pilot Germany has ever produced. As you know Melitta Schiller was shot down and killed while ferrying a fighter aircraft to a Jasta. Over 25 of our Lady pilots were shot down while ferrying fighters to their active squadrons. Melitta like all of them was under strict orders not to engage the enemy but to deliver her plane. What was sad is that she had more air time and talent than most of the young men that were flying fighters for the Luftwaffe in 1945. Most were just 18 years of age with less than 60 hours of flying time. This is how desperate the Luftwaffe was in 1945. We had very few experienced pilots left. This is why Hannah Reitsch wanted to form a squadron of Luftwaffe women pilots. If we had received the Heinkel HE-162 Salamander Jet, we could have put up a very good fight. But sadly they never came. When Melitta Schiller was killed doing her duty for the Fatherland it was a very sad day for me. But the saddest day came when I was washing clothes down by the stream. I came back and on the radio they said that Hiroshima had been hit by an Atomic Bomb. When I was in Japan I met many of the people in Hiroshima. I remembered the children, and now they were gone. This shook me up very badly, but I knew that the war was over, but a new war and a more dangerous future for Germany lay ahead. The use of Atomic Bombs opened a door that should never have been opened.

Dear Anna Kreisling,
After much research, I have the list of the 15 German Luftwaffe Lady pilots that Hannah Reitsch was to form into an all Female Fighter Squadron in March of 1945.
The first two names are Hannah Reitsch and Melitta Schiller, your name Anna Kreisling is third on this list. Does this mean that your flying skills were not as good as these other two women? What I have gathered about your flying carreer is that you were given special treatment because Heinrich Himmler, who was not your father, still raised you as one of his daughters. This led to incredible opportunities for you that were not given other girls in the Third Reich! Why wasn't Melitta Schiller allowed to fly the Junkers JU-390??? Or Hannah Reitsch???? Was this because of your closeness to Hitler and Himmler?? You seem to be very friendly and loyal in your circle of friends in Nazi Germany. You were very supportive of Hannah Reitsch and the two of you did not seem to compete with each other??? Yet during the war Hannah received all the press and attention and Hitler and Himmler kept your flying and activities a very seriously guarded secret?? Why was Hitler and Eva so close to you, and yet they sent you to Japan which only the top SS Intelligence Agents were ever sent there?? Anna you do realize that by saving the Emperor of Japan that STALIN had a Death Warrant issued on you. Yet you managed to elude the KGB and Stalin's Assassins for a decade! Was the OSS and the CIA that good in hiding you??
What was the saddest day in the war for you??? Or or you cold as ice just like your eyes??

This has been a rough week for President Obama. I have never seen him so down. The Benghazi attacks by AL-QUAIDA armed Terrorists, the IRS targeting Conservative Americans, the BAN on Ammo, and trying to take away the rights of Americans to own guns and to defend their families is starting to really hurt him politically. Yet there is a bright hope! I have been very impressed with the American Nazi Party! Take for instance Anna Kreisling, sitting in a lawn chair at AREA 51 having a Beer and discussing politics with Heinrich Himmler, in a hangar filled with huge red and white NAZI flags. Yet if the phone rings, and Obama tells her to fly to Libya and rescue Bill Clinton or any American Citizen. She gathers up her soldiers and her Samurai and she is on her way to kill as many of the Bad guys as she can. This is what is great about Nazi's. They know how to follow orders! The American Military is very much like this also, it doesn't matter if you are a Republican, or a Democrat, whether you are Gay or Straight, if you are told to take a hill, you take the hill or die trying!
One of the great things about the SS in World War II, is they never were afraid if they were outnumbered 20 to 1. If you were told to hold a bridge, you held the bridge. In Anna's case she was told to report to Berlin in 1945 and to prepare two Junkers JU-52 Trimotors for a Rescue Operation. Hannah Reitsch and Gen. Von Greim were also ordered to Berlin in April of 1945. Hans Baur, Hitlers Personal Pilot was in Berlin under orders. In other words three of the best Pilots in the world happen to be in the Bunker at about the same time! Yet today in 2013 this fact is never discussed in American History Books! Where it is discussed is in Russian Pravda Articles! The Russians are very angry about how they have been lied to all these years. They know that Hitler escaped from Berlin. They know that Martin Bormann escaped from Berlin, they know that the skull that is supposed to be Hitlers in Moscow, is in fact the skull of a woman. DNA has proved this.
What we hope to do at MSNBC NEWS is show how powerful the Nazi's really are. From their bases on the Moon, to their bases in Antarctica, to their huge Starships in orbit, to places like AREA 51, which is the biggest and most heavily defended NAZI air base in North America!!! Recently I walked in Central Park in New York and I could see three Flying Saucers flying very slowly over the city, and I was thinking to myself, Wow! I have to get Anna Kreisling to come on our show! But I know she will not do this because of National Security issues, but it would open the eyes of the public, and let them understand that President Obama is like the rest of us, he is not the most important or the most powerful person in the world! There are powers and forces out there that even have Red China and Russia terrified. When I do see Anna Kreisling I can tell that she has a very heavy burden, she is also afraid of the future. She is fighting for the survival of mankind, because we are not alone in the Universe!

Anna, its Steven. Before I go with Nataly, I want to find a way to actually chat with you instead of posting comments to each other. You can find me on a gaming website called Steam. My account name is JOEDADYROCs. Once you set up an account on there, put its name in a comment on here so I can IM you to have a nice, constant conversation before I leave for a little bit. I will be available at all times checking this page for your comment.

To spend time with Nataly, Im going to be taking a short break from the current action. I am leaving HUNK of the Ikonos Security Team in charge during my abscence.

Dear Anna Kreisling,
AREA 51 is only 110 miles north of our city and my wife Muriel is worried about that GIANT SPIDER invading our city and eating our dog Max. Senator Harry Reid is on Television right now saying that this spider is 55 yards big! He is urging everyone in Las Vegas to buy a VEPR 308 Rifle so that they can be ready when this monster comes to town!! Anna, can you recommend a better gun than the VEPR 308??? Or is Vice President Joe Biden right about a Double Barrel Shotgun????

Dear Steven, Congratulations!
Always put your girl first in your life. This is a sign of true love! Steven do you know why we NAZI's have such a low Divorce rate?? Because when we marry in the SS, we promise to fight to the death, to die for our loved ones. We will not permit anyone to harm them while we are alive. Being willing to die for your wife and your sweetheart shows character and strength and resolve. You must have this if you are a member of the Nazi Party and the SS. Steven, my next door neighbor, James Newsom is not a NAZI like myself, and he even worked on a kibbutz in Israel in 1972 for six months. He guarded the children at night with a Schmeisser on Kibbutz Yad Mordecai. Mossad has a file on him that is 18 inches thick. Yet even though he is not a Nazi, he is one of 10 People that I would trust with my life. He does not understand but when I tested his DNA, he is of ARYAN ORIGINS! He has deep blue eyes and looks very much like Adolf Hitler. In fact Hitler's DNA and James Newsom's DNA are very close! So Steven we are very proud of you, you do not have to be a Nazi to be a great Person. Steven stay in touch and I have instructed our ALPHA NAZI BASE on the Moon to set off fireworks in your honor.

Im no longer looking for love Anna when you send me back in time. I have finally found someone. Her name is Nataly Garcia. Don't let her get involved in this war. I want to see this beautiful young woman safe. If any of the factions on here try to take her, I shall defend her with my life.

Boys, I find your fascination with my breasts to be very flattering. This is normal for young men to be in awe of women's knockers, this is how Hugh Hefner made over $100 million dollars with PLAYBOY back in 1957. No other magazine in America dared to capture what young men dreamed about. This is why PLAYBOY was so successful. If all of you young men want me to appear in PLAYBOY, just write Hugh Hefner and I will gladly appear in the magazine. I have no qualms about nudity. When I go swimming, I always swim nude, it is very healthy to be in the sunlight with no clothes. Most young men calm down after an hour and realize that the human body is nothing to be ashamed of.
Now I wish to relay a message to Vladimir Putin, You must restrain your desire to send more Russian troops to Syria. This could expand the war. The last thing the world needs is Russian and American Troops fighting each other in Syria. A NO FLY ZONE is needed in Syria done by ISRAEL, TURKEY AND the Royal Saudi Air Force.

But I just want to see her incredible 38D breasts!! Don't tell me she is fiction, please don't!! Anna Kreisling is as real as my dreams, and my dreams are so vivid of her walking by a pond and she is wearing tight glistening Black Leather and then she slowly turns and looks at me! Her Ice blue eyes are staring into my soul, capturing every detail of my face! Then she slowly unzips her leather and a chasm of paradise unfolds with her heavenly cleavage! Her breasts have me captured with their lusting carnage! Don't tell me Daddy that she is not real, I know she is real! Every night she comes to me in my dreams!

Just play along. Its amusing with what they come up with.

Or bed even ? Sweet dreams peeps , whatever planet you are on . And remember A.K. Is fiction.

Yawn. Time for bead said Zeberdee.

Anna Kriesling, Im a member of the newly founded Ikonos security squad. We can be deployed at any time by you or Steven to successfully change world power or events. We are available for use when you need us to remove a crazed dictator or a crazed power player of the world like Putin.

For the last three years I have listened to Anna Kreisling make the case for helping the people in Syria overthrow Assad. She has worked tirelessly for a NO FLY ZONE over Syria. I have now given Anna Kreisling permission to assist the Royal Saudi Air Force and the Israeli Air Force in implementing a NO FLY ZONE.
Next I am urging Democrats in California to stop harassing GUN owners and trying to BAN AMMO from getting into California. This is hurting the Democratic Party and it is making a LIAR out of JOE BIDEN!!! Example, Joe Biden said,"We will not take your GUNS away if they only have a 10 shot clip!" Well out in California it used to be LEGAL to sell the 10 shot VEPR 308 Hunting Rifle, NOW it is BANNED IN CALIFORNIA!!! This makes me and Joe look really BAD!!! So I am urging Senator Diane Feinstein and Senator Barbra Boxer and the Governor out there to lift the BAN ON AMMO and to make the VEPR 308 Hunting Rifle LEGAL AGAIN IN CALIFORNIA!! Besides the VEPR 308 is Harry Reid's favorite Rifle and every time I am around this guy he brags how well he can hit a beer can at 200 yards with it!! His main goal in life is to go back to AREA 51 and shoot that big huge hairy Spider they have at the infamous Black Hangar that guards Anna Kreisling's Junkers JU-390!! He said that this is personal, Nobody chases down Harry Reid and eats him and thanks they can get away with it!! However I keep telling Harry Reid that the Spider was developed in U.S. Government Labs and it cost the TAXPAYERS OVER $10 Million Dollars to create this Spider. That he can't go around shooting U.S. Government Property!! Anyway Harry is mad and everyday he takes his VEPR 308 out to the Range and shoots it. He says he feels better after going shooting!

Has anyone besides Chris Matthews and myself noticed that since President Obama sent in Anna Kreisling and her private Nazi Army into North Korea that Kim Jong Un. This insane and crazy Leader is now strangely quiet?? For those of you who have not witnessed what Nazi Zombies and high Tech Firepower can do, you are in for a shock. This small private Army slaughtered over 125,000 North Koreans. Kim Jong Un is now is hiding, and yet Obama refuses to take credit for this American Victory. Just like with Osama Bid Laden, it was President Obama that decided to send in the American Forces which killed him. It was also President Obama who ordered Anna Kreisling and her advanced high Tech NAZI Army to invade North Korea and obliterate the North Korean Army guarding Kim Jong Un.
There is more than just advanced aircraft at AREA 51. This is the most highly guarded Airbase in North America. Where horrors and monsters and Aliens are common everyday things they work with. When you walk up to famous Black Hangar and you see Anna Kreisling's Junkers JU-390, at first everything seems normal. Then you see the Nazi Flags and Spacecraft floating above the ground. You can go 51 Levels underground where they are doing DNA Research that is going to completely change the world forever. When you watch them activate the STARGATE and realize the power of this machine, that they can go to any time, to any place, you begin to understand why the public is not allowed to know what goes on here. By the way this is the only place you can hear reports about AREA 51. None of this can be reported on Television. No pictures are allowed, including pictures of Anna Kreisling. Her work and AREA 51 must remain a secret. For those of you who are unfamiliar with secrets. Try getting the 127,000 documents from Operation PAPERCLIP released, or the remaning 55,000 documents from the Kennedy Assasination released. Good Luck Trying!

I want to tell everyone how pleased I am with all your cards and letters telling me how happy you are with my full recovery. I'm glad to!! Can you imagine what it's like to land at AREA 51 and you are expecting a chicken dinner, and you find a Giant Spider chasing you because you are the dinner!! Folks this is terrible! But thanks be to God and Anna Kreisling for saving some of my DNA and rebuilding me! I'M AS GOOD AS NEW, in fact I am better! Now I can run the 100 yard dash in 11 seconds. I can survive a fight with that sun burned stupid POS MF JOHN BOEHNER!! He doesn't pick on me anymore! He used to kick sand on me and hit me hard in the shoulder when he walked by, but now the New Senator Harry Reid has learned to fight back! Three times a week Senator Barbara Boxer has me put on some boxing gloves and she tries to beat the crap out of me. In the old days I only lasted 45 seconds, but now I can go 10 Rounds and I usually knock her out and flatten her by the 7th round! One of these days I'm going back to AREA 51 WITH MY VEPR 308 Rifle and I'm gonna shoot that Giant Spider that they have there!! I don't care if it has a job to guard Anna Kreisling's JU-390! I don't care that it was raised in a secret Government Laboratory! I'm gonna get revenge on that big hairy 55 yard Tarantula! Nobody eats Harry Reid and gets away with it! Right now I am listening to President Obama give a News Conference and he is praising Anna Kreisling for her work in Syria helping the Rebels resist this POS ASSAD who dumps SARIN GAS on his own people.
This morning I'm gonna vote to increase our spending for AREA 51! Harry Reid and America is proud of YOU ANNA KREISLING, and I salute all of you and our ARMED FORCES!!