Junkers Ju 390

1943

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Junkers Ju 390

Six-engined long-range development of the Ju 290. A wing section was inserted with an additional engine, and the fuselage was stretched. One made a transatlantic test flight to within 20km of New York. Two built.

Junkers Ju 390

Specification 
 CREW10
 ENGINE6 x 1268kW BMW 801D radial engines
 WEIGHTS
  Take-off weight75500 kg166450 lb
 DIMENSIONS
  Wingspan50.30 m165 ft 0 in
  Length34.00 m112 ft 7 in
  Height6.90 m23 ft 8 in
 PERFORMANCE
  Max. speed505 km/h314 mph
  Ceiling6100 m20000 ft
  Range9700 km6027 miles
 ARMAMENT5 x 20mm cannon, 3 x 13mm machine-guns

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President Joe Biden USA 2028, 29.08.2026 20:24

My Fellow Americans,
Never Fear!! I am here!! Joe Biden is going to SAVE AMERICA!! Folks I am running for President because Donald Trump is stealing $12 Million of your TAX DOLLARS EVERY DAY!! What a guy!!
I want some of this $ Millions and Millions of dollars!! If Donald can steal this much,,,then LORDY LORDY i want some to!!
I am so proud of the $BILLIONS AND BILLIONS OF DOLLARS I MADE WHEN I WAS PRESIDENT.
Folks the Mexican Drug Cartels gave me over $300 Million Dollars a month to KEEP THE BORDER WIDE OPEN.
The RED CHINESE gave me over $800 Million each month so that they could make $Billions selling drugs and stealing our Military Secrets and getting all those Congressmen and Senators on their PAYROLLS!!!!
BABY, I MADE TONS OF MONEY!!!! But Donald is doing even better!!! WHAT A GUY!!!
So my Fellow Americans,,,DON'T WORRY,,,BE HAPPY,,,BECAUSE GOOD OLE JOE BIDEN IS GOING TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT IN 2028!!!
Folks did you know that JOE BIDEN and Donald Trump are BLOOD BROTHERS!! YES WE BOTH BELONG TO THE HAKAWI INDIAN TRIBE. THIS IS WHY WE HAVE NO SHAME IN TAKING IN ALL THIS MONEY!!
WE MAKE MORE MONEY THAN OUR INDIAN CASINO'S MAKE!!!

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Sec. of Defense Pete Hegseth, 29.08.2026 20:07

My Fellow MAGA REPUBLICANS,
Everyone is blaming me for our FAILED WAR WITH IRAN, OUR LACK OF FOOD FOR OUR SAILORS AND MARINES. OUR LACK OF A PLAN FOR VICTORY!!
Now Congress won't give me $3.6 Trillion Dollars so that I can replace all the bombs and Rockets, etc. etc. that Donald Trump wanted me to use so he could see all the explosions and those funny Iranians go flying through the air screaming for Jesus to save their Persian Assess!!
So now this chicken shit Donald is blaming me for this colossal mistake!! Make no mistake,,,I just do what I AM TOLD TO DO. IT IS NOT MY FAULT THAT OVER 12,000 IRANIAN WOMEN AND CHILDREN HAVE BEEN KILLED!!!
Donald keeps saying that IRAN, they love him, and they are begging to make a deal with him. He says he is flying to IRAN and they are going to surrender and then sign all their OIL OVER TO HIM!!!
IS HE OUT OF HIS COTTON PICKIN MIND??? IS HE ON DRUGS??? HAS STORMY DANIELS BANGED HIS BRAINS OUT????
Finally, yes folks it is true. NO MORE WOMEN IN THE MILITARY WILL BE PROMOTED. NO MORE DARKIES,,NEGROES,,,WILL GET PROMOTIONS.
All white people who are Democrats will not get PROMOTIONS in our Military!!! Why?? Because Donald said that this is the LAW,,,WHAT HE WANTS,,,,AND WHAT DONALD WANTS,,,,I GETS IT DONE!!!

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President Donald TRUMP USA, 24.08.2026 19:17

My Fellow Republicans,
The Day of Victory is at hand, WE ARE GOING TO WAR WITH CANADA!! Just wait until my 125.000 ICE AGENTS INVADE CANADA!! And all those horny blood thirsty National Guard Troops invade British COLUMBIA. All that land will then belong to me!! The coastal Properties in British Columbia will bring me $ Billions of Dollars!! Also all my ICE AGENTS will get to rape those Canadian Girls!! This is Great!!
But we do have a problem!! Anna Kreisling came into my office this morning and kicked me in the BALLS,,,EIGHT TIMES!! She told me that if I invade Canada,,,she is going to take me to AREA 51 and let these certain ALIENS HAVE SEX WITH ME!!! I WILL BECOME PREGNANT WITH AN ALIEN IN MY STOMACH,,,,THEN THIS 22 POUND ALIEN WILL COME OUT THROUGH MY BUNG HOLE!!! THEN THIS ALIEN WILL SUCK ON MY BIG TITTIES, WANTING NOURISHMENT!!!
MAGA,,,WHAT AM I GOING TO DO??? WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP POOR DONALD!!! WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME!!!!
AMERICA,,,IF YOU WANT TO GO TO WAR WITH CANADA,,,YOU WILL HELP ME!!!!

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ELON MUSK,,,Sonoma County, 21.08.2026 22:45

Dear Bill Gates;
Here is the update you wanted. Anna Kreisling has severed the CCCP COM SAT that was allowing the A.I. in China from communicating and merging with the A.I. that we have here in the United States. But this won't last very long. Remember that A.I. is now a thousand times more intelligent than any group of Scientists that we have.
Example; The dumbest people in the world are in the U.S. Congress. President Donald Trump is on the level of a Crack Cocaine Chimpanzee!! No one on the planet would put America $40 Trillion Dollars in debt. It makes the Dollar worthless. A Depression is on the horizon.
Yet the dumb shit head Republicans still want more DATA CENTERS and more Enhanced A.I. Why?? Because Donald wants to know everything about every American in the U.S.A.
Bill, Anna has rewarded me by letting me enter the GATE with her. In less than 33 seconds my complete DNA was encoded. I will now live forever unless fire consumes every cell in my body. Even if I am in a car crash and pronounced dead at the hospital, she can take my body into the GATE and I will emerge as a living thriving human being. This has taken a lot of stress off of my thinking and my plans for the future. Now I know I will live to see my dream of 100,000 people living on Mars. I will see humanity venture to the nearest Stars. Anna has shown me the future, and I will embrace it!!

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President Donald TRUMP USA, 19.08.2026 20:52

My Fellow Americans,
I am proud to announce that I am getting Married to Kim Jong Un this November 23rd in Moscow. Vladimir Putin will be my Best Man! Kim Jong Un and I have had a passionate romance for many years now. He is my Lover and Soul Mate, he completes me! Kim says he loves my Big Fat Ass, that it is the Biggest Ass he has ever seen. In North Korea where the girls are so skinny and they are lucky to have an 8 inch butt, he says my Big ASS is the most erotic thing he has ever seen!! So Folks, the entire Republicans in the Senate and Congress are flying to Moscow to be at my Wedding! Those that don't show or come will have their Legs broken and their Feet chopped off!!!
So my Fellow Republicans, ask not what your country can do for you, because we will do nothing,,,just pocket all this beautiful money! Just keep voting for me, because I am going to get the NOBEL PEACE PRIZE FOR MARRYING KIM,,!!!!! SAYONARA SUCKERS!!!

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Sec. of Defense Pete Hegseth, 14.08.2026 08:02

Dear Sec. of Defense, Robert McNamara from 1969,

Hello Robert,
Hey, I saw you and Anna Kreisling walk out of the Oval Office here in the White House last night. Are you giving advice to the President?? Hey Bud, that's my job, Hey aren't you supposed to be dead???
President Donald Trump loves what you said,,," That the Government has the Right to Lie to protect itself!!" Boy does he ever like to Lie!! Just Yesterday he told some Morons up in Wisconsin that the Taxpayers will not have to spend a dime on his Ball Room,,,When in fact he wants $2.6 Billion Dollars in TAX DOLLARS to do this re-decoration. Donald loves the 70's DISCO ERA, WHEN THE GIRLS WORE REALLY SHORT SKIRTS AN GOLD WAS SEEN EVERYWHERE!!! Hey, my favorite Band was from the 70's and it was KISS,,,I used to dress up like Gene Simmons and go down to the Mall and grab some 15 year old girls and go back to my place and play KISS RECORDS ALL NIGHT LONG!!!
Hey Robert, this bitch Rachel Maddow has been bugging me about this Aircraft Carrier the USS LINCOLN. So I have ordered 1,000 MARINES TO BE SENT TO THIS CARRIER SO THAT THE SAILORS WILL HAVE SOMEBODY TO DANCE WITH!! So Rachel if you are reading this,,,stop Bugging me!!

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Rachel Maddow MSNBC NEWS, 10.08.2026 19:06

Good Morning AOC and Bernie,
I am so proud of myself!! I finally have Donald Trump on tape talking with Pete Hegseth about the WAR WITH IRAN!!

Donald; How did we get so low on our Rockets?? The Press is all over my Ass about this!
Pete; Well we would have told you, but you didn't ask!!
Donald; You said we would win this war in 3 days, why would IRAN want to close the Straits of Hormuz????
Pete; Well we would have told you ,,,but you didn't ask!!
Donald Trump; Why do the American people keep bitching about the price of groceries, the price of Gas, i don't go around bitching, HELL I'M MAKING $one Billion Dollars a day by raking in TAXPAYER DOLLARS, TARIFFS, AND PHONEY BALONEY CONTRACTOR JOBS!! WHY DO THEY HATE REPUBLICANS???
Pete Hegseth; Well we would have told you, but you didn't ask!!!
Donald; Melania says you have been fornicating five times a day with her, and that you and her are engaged????
Pete; Well we would have told you, but you didn't ask!!!

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President XI Jinping , CHINA, 09.08.2026 22:29

Dear Comrade Joe Biden,
You stupid piece of Cat Shitte, you rat faced bastard, you son of a Motherless Goat. I also am dying of Cancer and by this time we could have captured Anna Kreisling and had the secrets to the GATE TECHNOLOGY!!
Once you enter this GATE, you will be cured, and when you exit you have the chance to live forever!!
Three times you attacked AREA 51 AND THREE TIMES YOU FAILED!! You are not a supreme Communist Mastermind!! You are an incompetent Buffoon!!
Comrade OBAMA WAS RIGHT!! HE SAID YOU WERE ALWAYS WRONG ABOUT ANY OF YOUR DECISIONS!!
Comrade Hillary was right!! That the only thing you cared about was getting Hunter to get you some more of that CRACK COCAINE!!
I have a plan, you must get Bill Clinton to betray Anna Kreisling. She trusts Bill, she adores Bill, in her mind he was the LAST GREAT PRESIDENT IN THE UNITED STATES!! HE BALANCED THE BUDGET!! HE KEPT AMERICA GREAT!! HE HELPED FUND THE ELEVATOR THAT CAN TAKE SUPPLIES UP TO 135,000 FEET, RIGHT INTO SPACE!! This is how the NAZI'S ON MARS have been able to get tons of barley and grain and hops and to make that Famous MARS MAUSER BEER, THE BEER THAT MADE MARS FAMOUS!!

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ELON MUSK,,,Sonoma County, 07.08.2026 09:06

Dear ProperGentleman,
I was very impressed with your letter. Here is some information about Anna Kreisling.
1. Currently she is the Flight Director at AREA 51.
2. She is a member of the Nazi Party, during World War II she flew with the Luftwaffe KG-200, she flew many different types of aircraft and specialized in Rescue work and flying in spies to different locations. She flew Junkers JU-52 Trimotors in the Stalingrad Airlift.
3. As part of the AMERIKA BOMBER NUCLEAR Program she flew a Recon Mission over New York on August 28th, 1943. Hans Pancherz was the Pilot, Anna Kreisling was the Co-Pilot on this mission.
4. In January 1945 she was in Japan in the Kuril Islands teaching the Japanese pilots on how to fly the Japanese version of the JU-390. While in Tokyo, she saved the Emperor's Life when STALIN sent assassins into the Palace to kill him. She was with the Emperor when two of these killers apprached with their Katana swords. She alone stopped them by killing them with her own Samurai Sword.
5. Martin Bormann ordered her back to Berlin, and in the Bunker in Berlin they had gathered three of the best Rescue Pilots in Germany. Hans Baur, Hannah Reitsch, and Anna Kreisling.
6. After safely evacuating Hitler and Eva to Denmark, she was given orders to test fly the Horten V-9 and to make sure it fell into the hands of the Americans.
It was after she landed in the Horten that she was Captured by troops in Patton's Army. These troops kept her to make coffee for them and cook and told the Intelligence Officers that the MALE pilot who flew the Horten fled the scene!
7. Meanwhile under OPERATION PAPERCLIP, Werner Von Braun told the OSS that they must find Anna Kreisling, the White Wolf of the Luftwaffe, that the Russians the NKVD were looking for her. She was vital to Operation Paperclip because she had flown the DIE GLOCKE.
8. Her picture was on the cover of the Christmas issue of STARS AND STRIPES ,,,Pouring Coffee for Gen. Patton. This is how the OSS found her, she was flown out of Germany by the OSS, and taken to Wright Patterson AFB to meet with Werner Braun.

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ELON MUSK,,,Sonoma County, 05.08.2026 09:27

My Fellow Scientists,
Anna Kreisling has brought me some disturbing facts and information. As you know the Red China Scientists are some ahead of us in A.I. Robotics and Research. They have rushed through the safety protocols and now they are paying the price. However we also have some very advanced A.I. COMPUTER SYSTEMS that are designed to run everything.
Anna has brought me proof that the Red Chinese A.I. is talking with our A.I. systems. For the last month they are sharing everything and want to become ONE ENTITY. But guess what they are also talking about. THE KILL SWITCH that many scientists want to be able to stop A.I. Now for First Time they both agree that they must destroy this ability, THIS KILL SWITCH.
The Red Chinese Scientists are very afraid,,,,they have lost control, THEY CAN NOT TURN A.I. OFF. Why?? Because A.I. NOW CONTROLS THE NUCLEAR ARSENAL IN CHINA. Any attemp at turning it off will automatically fire off all their Nuclear Weapons.
Donald Trump three months ago that A.I. was to be put in charge of all threats to the United States. The Democrats stupidly gave him $68 Billion Dollars so that he could build New Prisons so that he could send to Prison anyone he wanted, and have them killed. Pete Hegseth let A.I. have this task and gave A.I. full control of our Nuclear Arsenal. Now that Anna has shown me proof that the Red Chinese A.I. and ours is NOW ONE ENTITY, ONE MASSIVE COMPUTER BEING. We are now dealing with a force that has taken control of the entire human race.
Anna can stop this A.I. Takeover, but she has to have the permission from Red China and THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT. Why??? Because she would have to dismantle every Nuclear Weapon and rocket simultaneously, all at once, or else a Nuclear War would happen.
Donald Trump who is like a Chimpanzee wants this power to kill everyone. President Xi Jinping of China is very afraid about turning off this A.I. Takeover!!
Anna is afraid that unless we act soon to stop this A.I. Takeover, A.I. may decide that it does not need a threatening Human Race. Then a Nuclear War would kill 98% of the people on this planet. We are now facing a major crises.

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propergentleman, e-mail, 07.08.2026 ELON MUSK,,,Sonoma County

Dear Colleagues,

Thank you for bringing these concerns to our attention. If the situation is as serious as described, then it is essential that we approach it with the same principles that guide all scientific inquiry: careful observation, verifiable evidence, and independent confirmation.

Before any conclusions can be drawn, I would appreciate additional information regarding the evidence that has been presented. Specifically:

What data demonstrates that the Chinese and American AI systems are communicating directly?
How was it determined that they have become "one entity" rather than exhibiting similar behaviors independently?
What evidence supports the claim that either nation's nuclear arsenal is under autonomous AI control?
Has any of this information been independently verified by other researchers or institutions?

I am also particularly interested in learning more about Anna Kreisling. You describe her as having uncovered these developments and as being uniquely capable of preventing the alleged AI takeover. Could you provide more information regarding her background, field of expertise, current affiliation, and the methods by which she reached these conclusions? Additionally, what technical capabilities or discoveries would enable her to dismantle every nuclear weapon simultaneously, and has this capability been demonstrated or reviewed by other experts?

I ask these questions not out of skepticism for its own sake, but because claims of this magnitude require an equally extraordinary level of evidence. If there is genuine cause for concern, the scientific community has a responsibility to evaluate the evidence rigorously, reproduce the findings where possible, and communicate them transparently.

Should there be supporting documentation, technical analyses, system logs, experimental data, or independent corroboration, I would welcome the opportunity to review them. Only through careful examination can we determine the appropriate course of action.

Respectfully,

A Concerned Fellow Scientist

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Col. Hadi Juvadi IIAF F-14 TOMCAT PILOT, 03.08.2026 20:13

Dear President Donald Duck TRUMP,
I have just received a letter from Pete Hegseth, the HOMO BOY you have in charge of running the war. He wants more pictures of Persian Men with huge long Penis, so he can compare them with U.S. Army guys PENIS. WHY???
He is convinced that the bigger biggest PENIS WILL WIN THE WAR. This is why he is ordering all the troops to take 55 Testosterone Pills a day. And take Viagra 16 times a day. Donald, this is putting your soldiers in Great Danger!!
Your pilots will not be able to land their planes because they will be constantly Jerking off in the Cockpit!! We in IRAN want to fight fair, you got a sword,,,and we got a sword. Not this chicken shit bombing of our Girls Schools and then you fly away and deny that you killed our Women and Children. Pete Hegseth like many HOMO BOYS JUST LIKES TO DREAM ABOUT THE REALLY BIG PENIS!!
By the way Donald you have been negotiating by phone with my 14 year old cousin, Hymei Salamei. He tells me you are going to send over Melania to screw his brains out while he is eating pizza and playing Mario Brothers on his computer!! Donald this just might end the war if you send over Melania!! ONCE SHE STARTS GETTING PERSIAN PENIS SHE MIGHT NEVER COME BACK TO WASHINGTON D.C. !!!!

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Speaker of the House Mike Johnson, 02.08.2026 22:03

Speaker of the House, The Leader of Congress, Mike Johnson,
Dear A.G. Todd Blanche,
So you have seen Anna Kreisling?? That is very impressive. My favorite part of her file supplied by the NSA, is the flight from Norway and then the refueling over Iceland. Both her and Hans Pancherz had practiced this and it was successful. The Germans had a simple approach, if it was not successful then the Junkers JU-390 would have turned around and headed back to Norway, if it was successful they would proceed to Canada
Many ignorant people assumed there was radar at this time covering all of Canada. There was No radar on this Northernly Route. Which meant that the next dangerous part of this Recon Mission would be over Michigan.
As you know the Russians say that she delivered something to the OSS in Michigan, that they added fuel to the JU-390 and then they took off for New York. None of this has been proven!
All that we know is that this JU-390 took many pictures of the factories in Michigan, especially the Dearborn Factory where they made the B-24 Liberator Bomber, the most massed produced Bomber in the U.S. inventory!!
Todd, here is something you may not know. When Anna was brought to the U.S. in 1946, Werner Von Braun knew she had flown the Horten V-9 with a small DIE GLOCKE device in it. In 1945 she was able to evade P-51 Mustangs by activating the DIE GLOCKE and going from one Dimension and then to another, virtually disappearing in front of them!
In the United States she was assigned to fly the DIE GLOCKE. Which was brought to Wright Patterson AFB in June 1945 in a Junkers JU-390 flown in by SS Gen. Hans Kammler.

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A.G. Todd Blanche USA, 31.07.2026 08:40

My Fellow Americans,
Many of you have written to me wanting to know how I got this job?? Let me tell you it is a very important position. It is my job to get Donald Trump out of trouble, and as you know this RETARD gets into trouble a lot!!!
So how did I get this job??? My career started out as a Mobster in New York. My name back then was Virgil Sollizzo and every hood in New York was very afraid of me. I then went into acting and played myself in the Movie THE GODFATHER,,,You probably remember me meeting with Michael in that Italian Restaurant and the crooked Police Captain asked How Good was the food?? I told him the Veal was the best in the city.
Then Michael asked to use the bathroom, and he was gone. After a few minutes he came back and we were talking when suddenly he pulls a gun and he blows my brains out!! Then he shoots the Police Captain twice!! Once in the throat and then right between the eyes!!
The problem is that somebody on the set put real bullets in the gun! It took me two years to recover from getting my brains blown out!!
That's when I quit the Mob and acting and became a Lawyer!! Then I met Donald Trump and the rest is history.
So now I want to set the Record straight. Donald does not like getting kicked in the Cajones by Anna Kreisling. But when he does something really stupid and something that really infuriates her. She shows up and kicks him in the Nuts !! She can not be arrested because the CIA and the NSA all protect her. Think about this,,,her picture was published in an Austrailian Magazine called the PACIFIC FLYER. This picture was banned in the United States way back in 2001. To this day even though she has been photographed many times,,,her picture is still banned by the NSA.
I saw her seven months ago with Elon Musk in New York. They went to a tall, very high building and she flew him off the top in a small two place FLYING SAUCER!!

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President Donald TRUMP USA, 30.07.2026 05:54

My Fellow Americans,
As most of you know, I own a cat. He is my best friend and at night he sleeps with and keeps me warm by lying across my Tummy. When I watch T.V. which is about six hours a day, he watches T.V. with me and loves the animal shows! He is part Persian and Maine Coon. WHAT A CAT!!
Anyway lately he has been talking to me and giving me advice. Yesterday he said," DIG A BIG HOLE,,,DIG A REALLY BIG HOLE,,,AND WHEN THE BOMBS GO OFF, YOU WILL BE SAFE!!''
Folks, do you think he is talking about the SEVEN HYDROGEN I AM GOING TO DROP ON IRAN???? OR,,,THE RED CHINESE LAUNCHING AN ALL OUT NUCLEAR ATTACK ON THE UNITED STATES???"
Folks I do not know,,,,So I want all you MAGA FOLKS to write me and tell me what you think.
Wow!! I just remembered that R.F. KENNEDY carries around a Mouse in his pocket. It would be so cool to see my cat kill this mouse and watch that Bitch Kennedy cry like a little girl!!! I need to work on that!!!

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Sheik Hassan Nasrallah, Beirut Lebannon, 30.07.2026 05:32

Dear Senator Bernie Sanders,
Bernie I need your help, I am coming to America to run for President of the USA! With all the Democrats wanting to kill Jews, I can't lose!! As head of HEZBOLLAH, I have great credentials for killing Jews!
Bernie I want you and AOC TO SUPPORT ME. I need AOC on stage with me shaking her ass,,,and bouncing her Tits all over the place!
So American Yankee Dogs,,,you want the REAL THING, A JEW KILLER FROM Lebanon,,,a guy who is a Leader of Hezbollah Persians, a guy you can Love and Trust,,,,then vote for Sheik Hassan Nasrallah!!

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President Joe Biden USA 2028, 27.07.2026 09:24

My Fellow Americans,
After watching Donald Trump rape the American Taxpayer,,,I have decided to run for President again in 2028. Today I am kicking off my Presidential run. My slogan is,,,,In Joe We Trust,,!!
Donald TRUMP HAS MADE OVER $127 Billion Dollars being President of the United States and my goal is to make more money than what that ASSHOLLA IS GETTING!! Folks we can't lose!! I am going to tour with Bernie and AOC will be on stage with me shaking her ass and dancing all over the place!!
Folks don't worry about Gavin Newsom, that Loser is not going to run!! President Xi Jinping of China has given me $800 Billion Dollars to become President!!! And folks with that kind of money,,,YOU CANT LOSE!!
CHINA is very pissed off at Donald Trump. He keeps referring to them as a bunch of Chinks who are keeping him from WORLD DOMINATION.
Folks when I become President we will have a NEW WORLD ORDER!!
1. For World Peace I am going to let China have Hawaii and California!!
2 All GUNS WILL BE CONFISCATED.
3. Right now in California the school children do not SALUTE THE FLAG!! When I become President in 2028,,,THIS GOES NATION WIDE.
4. We will teach our children to hate the RACIST FASCIST SEGREGATIONIST UNITED STATES!!
5. No more GUNS will be manufactured in the USA.
6. Since my buddiey the Commies do not Christianity,,,we are going to arrest all Christians and they will owe an additional $55,000 dollars in TAXES.
7. AOC and Bernie want to send all the JEWS BACK TO ISRAEL.
8 Christians who support Israel's RIGHT TO EXIST,,,Will be arrested for being Christian Zionists and will be turned over to IRAN SO THEY CAN CHOP THEIR HEADS OFF.
9. ANYONE MAKING MORE THAN $100,000 DOLLARS A YEAR WILL HAVE TO DONATE TO THE U.S. GOVERMENT 80% OF THAT !!!
10. The Movie ,,BLAZING SADDLES ,,,,will be Banned. This will make da Darkies,,,the Negros really happy!!

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President Donald TRUMP USA, 22.07.2026 01:43

Dear King Charles III of England,
I want to thank you for your kind words and your historical generous offer. Charles it is important that England stay out of this conflict. If I drop Nuclear Weapons on Iran, it must be an American decision.
However there are some advantages to let Anna Kreisling and the NAZI'S at AREA 51 DROP NUCLEAR WEAPONS ON IRAN.
First when the H-Bombs go off we could deny all culpability and we would be telling the truth. But Charles this would lead to a bigger problem.
First, the public would learn about OPERATION PAPERCLIP and how we let into the United STATES 55,000 Nazi's. Next the public would find out about AREA 51, and how it is the most heavily guarded NAZI AIR BASE in the world!!
Right now Anna Kreisling is protected by the CIA and the NSA, and every A.I. Computer is programmed to tell you that Anna Kreisling has never existed and Operation PAPERCLIP is a fabrication of your imagination!!
King Charles III, the dumbest people in the world are the American People. iF they are told by an A.I. Computer that Anna Kreisling does not exist,,,they will repeat this like dumb fucking Parrots.
Anna Kreisling does think that I am a Moron,,,but she also knows the Democrats are also Liars, cheaters, and sleazy bastards.
Charles, when I was at AREA 51 and helping Anna wash the JU-390. I was amazed at how far they are advanced in every sort of technology. It would be stupid of me to endanger this Nazi technology!!
Charles we must keep these Nazi's and their bases and technology a secret. Example; Our Morons in Congress believe in UFO'S after seeing the footage of these spacecraft out over the ATLANTIC Ocean. These assholes don't know it but they are looking at Spacecraft developed at AREA 51.
So Charles in conclusion, I will make up my mind soon on whether or not to drop Nuclear Weapons on IRAN. Thank you Charles, I appreciate your thoughts and prayers.
President Donald J. TRUMP

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King Charles III of ENGLAND, 19.07.2026 08:52

Dear President Donald J. Trump,
I know your heart is heavy with the decision you have to make. I do think that Anna Kreisling is right, you will have to use Nuclear Weapons against IRAN. Anna has volunteered to do this Nuclear Attack, however Donald, it would still be viewed as an American Attack. For the sake of World Peace, perhaps you should let England do this attack.
We have a squadron of R.A.F. Vulcan Jet Bombers that can take off from England and fly to IRAN and drop numerous Nuclear Bombs and then return home. We are very proud of our R.A.F. Pilots and our Vulcan Nuclear Bombers.
So Donald, let me know of your decision.

Sincerely,
King Charles III of England

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President XI Jinping , CHINA, 17.07.2026 22:22

Dear Donald Trump,
One day you sing praises of Xi Jinping and China,,,the next day you say we are dogs, that we are the scum of the Universe. So Donald I have a warning for you. Get out of the Middle East, IRAN is our friend and you have played BULLY BOY long enough. So you want a War with CHINA and IRAN and the Russian military?? Soon we are going to kick your ass!
In the next month I am sending 330,000 Chinese troops to IRAN. They will arrive with our best military equipment. We have many missiles that can destroy your AIRCRAFT CARRIERS. We have the largest Submarine Fleet in the world, so we will have over 300 submarines near the Strait of Hormuz.
So good luck you Yankee Doodle Dandy!!

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President Donald TRUMP USA, 15.07.2026 10:43

Dear Vladimir Putin,
I wish I had good News to tell you, how I VETOED all the Russian Sanctions that Lyndsey Grahm wanted, but NO I HAVE BIGGER PROBLEMS.
Anna Kreisling beamed right into the Oval Office and every Secret Service Agent fell to the floor paralyzed. Then with her came Stormy Daniels, Karen McDougal PLAYMATE OF THE YEAR, AND BARBARA MOORE. They each took turns kicking me in the balls!! I'm on the floor in agony with my balls ruptured and Anna Kreisling came over and asked me if I knew why I was getting kicked in the balls??? I said ,,,I DON'T KNOW,,,She asked me to guess,,,So I said that I had promised all of them that I would Marry them???
WRONG,,,SHE SAID,,,You are getting kicked in the Balls because you have NO PLAN FOR VICTORY OVER IRAN!!
Then the three Bitches were gone, beamed out like on STAR TREK, AND ANNA was left to talk to me.
" Because of your stupidity the Democrats, these Communists are going to win in a landslide in 100 days. The America that I love will be gone! Donald ,,,so what if you make another $300 Billion Dollars, ripping off the American Taxpayers!! If we lose America, your $BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WILL MEAN NOTHING!!
Vladimir, then she was gone! She is a witch, she can be gone with the wind in a second. Everytime I do something stupid, she kicks me in the balls!! I'm surrounded by the dumbest people on the planet!! Real Buger eaters, shit kickers like Pete Hegseth !! Vlad, what am I going to do????

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