Junkers Ju 390

Dear President Donald J. Trump,
I am a very Conservative Professor here at Yale, and I want you to listen and save your Presidency.
1. It was very dumb of you to abolish the Dept. of Education. When Hitler came to power the education of the youth in Germany was his TOP PRIORITY.
2. Your ICE RAIDS are destroying the Republican Party and your own future. Why?? No Hispanic or Black person is ever going to vote for a Republican again! Why?? This is blatant Racism.
3. Get rid of ICE and put the $867 Billion Dollars towards Balancing the Budget. Then have a simple 3 step plan for winning back the Hispanic vote!
1. If you have been in this country for 3 years, and have NO Criminal Record, you can become an American Citizen quite easily!
2. Go to any elementary school and if you can read at a THIRD GRADE LEVEL, this will also qualify you! The school will give you this certificate, if you pass. Cost to be tested, $30 dollars.
3. Last, you must watch the SUPERMAN Series, starring George Reeves! This will teach you American Values. Minimum watching 22 episodes!!
Then you will become an American Citizen! Remember that 87 members of Congress FAILED these three things. They are not American Citizens but Nose picking, Buger eating Morons, who smoke dope and screw Prostitutes!! The FBI says that the average Congressman spends $146,000 Tax Dollars a year on Hookers. That Washington D.C. HAS MORE Prostitutes than any other cith in the world!! The National Guard is there to protect Congress and their Prostitutes!!
Donald, failure to change your moronic policies will result in you being Impeached by the Republicans, and then sent to Prison by the Democrats. Remember that Vice President J.D. Vance is working very hard to remove you from power.
Good Luck Mr. President, always remember that you are a 1,000 % better than that Communist Party Member Joe Biden!!!

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Dear FBI Director Cash Mattell Patell,
It is amazing to me that you have not been arrested by ICE!! You look like a Terrorist from Afghanistan!!
Hey I heard that Donald woke you up at 3"0" Clock in the morning and told you to do 55 push ups!! You could only do five!! What a dumb ass you are!! Don't you know he can fire you for being out of shape!! Then he told you to give him a BJ, and then go raid the home of John BOLTON, that Conservative Republican from the REAGAN YEARS!! JFC!! Donald hates REAGAN!!! Why?? He was a 1,000 % better than him!!
Hey Kashew, what did you find at the John Bolton home?? I heard that you found 8 Playboy magazines and a VHS Copy of Hugh Hefner's 40th Birthday Party at the Mansion!! This VHS PLAYBOY VIDEO has been classified TOP SECRET!! Why?? Hey it shows Donald naked in the Grotto with 14 PLAYBOY PLAYMATES doing it Doggy Style!! Him and Hugh Hefner took turns with these young girls!! So Johnny Cash, you can arrest John Bolton for having TOP SECRET STUFF,,,,But you better not play the video for Congress or else DONALD WILL PUT YOU IN PRISON FOR SHOWING TOP SECRET INFORMATION!!!
So Kash, you have bigger things to worry about! A.G. Pam Bondi and myself are going to get rid of Donald Trump. How?? The EPSTEIN FILES!! Once the public finds out about all those 8 year old girls that Donald Trump played Monopoly with, his Goose is cooked!! Why do you think that A.G. Bondi and myself leaked all that stuff about coming out with the EPSTEIN FILES??? TO GET RID OF DONALD!!
Kash, within a year Donald Duck is going to die anyway! He eats 35 BIG MAC's a day, and all those French Fries!! And washing it down with 42 Dr. Pepper's a day!! Notice how his eyes are all swollen up?? Notice what a FAT ASS he has!! IT IS BIGGER THAN Kim Kardashian's Ass!!
So Kash, keep me posted!! And remember when I become President I'm gonna FIRE YOU AND SHIP YOU BACK TO PAKISTAN, YOU LITTLE BROWN MONKEY!!!

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Dear Skinny Ass Ann Coulter,
What Gold Heist??? Are you smoking Peyote again?? You have really done some Dumb things, like criticize our Fearless Leader, Donald Duck the Draft Trump! And after he paid you a great compliment by saying truthfully that the only thing he did to prepare for running for President was read two of your books!!,,,,,DEMONIC,,,,and ,,,,ADIOS AMERICA,,!!
As you know Donald does not read books, he likes Coloring Books and watching THE FLINTSTONES on T.V. !!
Now to the really BIG QUESTION,,,why don't I interview Anna Kreisling??
First she is protected by the CIA and the NSA. Also Ann, she is protected by the Russian KGB and MI6! Why the Russians?? Because Ann, she once saved Vladimir Putin's Life in Syria!! Vladimir Putin is one of the few world leaders who has met Heinrich Himmler! He told Anna to save him and not kill him because he is a true ARYAN, a member of the MASTER RACE!
Also Russia has signed agreements with Heinrich Himmler to allow seven Nazi Saucer bases across Russia! Why?? Because Red China wants to conquer all of Russia from the Urals to Alaska. The only thing that is stopping them is the Nazi Technology that President Xi Jinping is afraid of!! Why do you think that the Red Chinese helped Joe Biden attack AREA 51 three times!! Joe Biden is a member of the Chinese Communist Party!!
Listen Ann, I am not going to jepordize my position here at FOX NEWS by interviewing Anna Kreisling!!
Listen she had good reasons for kicking Donald Duck in the Cajones eight times. She finally got his attention and the important thing is he now knows how to wash a Junkers JU-390!!

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Dear Sean Hannity FOX NEWS,
I'm up here in Alaska, freezing my Ass off, and you are not reporting on the Biggest Gold Heist in history!!
I am watching them load thousands and thousands of Gold Bars into not only Vladimir Putin's plane, but also two other Antonov Jet planes! No one is trying to stop them!! This is our Gold from Fort Knox!! You Son of a Bitch, don't you care that they are stealing our Gold!!
This Gold does not belong to Donald Trump, it belongs to the American People!! What are they going to do when they wake up and find their Dollars are not backed by GOLD!! You might as well have Monopoly Money!!
Sean, when are you going to interview Anna Kreisling??? You keep smoking that weed in your Vaping pipe!! Do some interviews!! Two months ago I interviewed ADOLF HITLER!! But the Assholes at FOX and MSNBC would not even air it!! They want me to interview Donald!! Or Kim Kardashian, or Brad Pitt!!
Sean, let me tell you talking with Adolf Hitler is a lot more interesting than talking with any Hollywood Celebrity!!

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Dear Vice President J.D. Vance,
Your brother is a HERO, who went to UKRAINE and fought for 2 years to stop the Russians from Raping and Killing the people of UKRAINE.
You just parked your FAT ASS in the WHITE HOUSE and just like some Parrott, said slogans from Donald Trump that UKRAINE started this war.
While you and the Republicans have been nothing but cowards in trying to stop the Russians, the Democrats were even worse. Remember when Joe Biden promised Ukraine F-16 Fighter jets, and did not deliver any for 3 years!!
If Joe Biden or Donald Trump or YOU,,,had been President in World War II, the USA would have lost the war!
It is important that the American people understand why the people of UKRAINE do not trust the Russians.
Before World War 2 even started ,,,STALIN STARVED TO DEATH FOUR MILLION Ukrainians.
This is why when Germany went into the Ukraine, they were greeted as Liberators and were met with flowers, cheese and cheers of support. They hated STALIN and the Communists who tried to kill them!
When I was flying the Junkers JU-52 Trimotor in the UKRAINE, every German soldier was proud of the work that we were doing. When the Luftwaffe did not need me for a day or two, I would always spend it with the Farmers in Ukraine, helping them with their chores, feeding the animals. This was something that I enjoyed doing.
For a year and a half, the people of Ukraine were allowed to go to church and be Free from the Russian Tyranny. We Germans were very proud to liberate Ukraine from the Communists and the brutal Russian soldiers.
Then came STALINGRAD and the nightmare of losing so many soldiers and brave pilots. We also in time had to retreat and we lost Ukraine.
When the Russians took over the Raping and killing began, the rules of STALIN were back. No Freedom to worship in a chuch, all that mattered were the Rules of the Communist Party.
This is why the Democrats are such a threat to our beloved America. All that they do is sit around making up 1,000 rules to take away our Freedoms and Rights as Americans! All they want to talk about is GAY SEX, DO NOT SUPPORT THE POLICE, AND HATE AMERICA, THAT WHITE PEOPLE ARE NOTHING BUT RACIST THUGS.
The thing that gives me hope is my next door neighbor, when he was one month old, his parents who were Democrats had to leave Arkansas and come to California. The U.S. Government has always waged a War against the people who live in the South.
In 1950 there were people starving to death in the South. It was very rough in Arkansas and so many people had to flee Arkansas and Oklahoma and throughout the South and come to California to seek a better life.
When Jim's parents arrived in California they only had $50 dollars left, but within 3 days his father went to work on a Portuguese Dairy Ranch.
This is why America was a Great Country in 1950, we had brave people who had to flee from the South, but started New Lives out in California.
These people from the South were Conservative Democrats, they liked to Fish, go hunting, salute the American Flag, they fought bravely in World War 2 and Korea even though the U.S. Government was trying to starve the people in the South.
America is a Great Nation because we have Great People.

Sincerely,
Anna Kreisling KG-200

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My Fellow Americans,
As you know all eyes will be on me tomorrow when I welcome THE SUPREME LEADER of Russia to come to the United States.
The First thing we will talk about is Disneyland, which you know was why Nikita Kruschev came to the USA in 1955. President Eisenhower met him at the plane and they went to Disneyland. There he met ANNETTE, THE HOT SEXY Mouseketeer that I had a crush on when I was 8 years old.
Nikita took off his shoes and she licked and sucked his toes. Then he sang the song to the Mickey Mouse Club!! WHOSE THE LEADER OF THE BAND THAT'S MADE FOR YOU AND ME,,,MIC,,,KEY,,,MOUSE!!
Well that is what Vladimir Putin wants to do!!
Then I will deliver 68,000 bars of Gold to him, this is going to be put to good use! All the toilets and bath tubs at TRUMP TOWER IN MOSCOW will be made of solid Gold!!
Next, we will talk about GREENLAND, and the Golf Course and the TRUMP TOWER I am going to build there!
Next on the agenda will be my invasion of Canada! My ICE AGENTS will conquer and take British Columbia and all that coastal Property will be mine!
Finally after a week of drinking Vodka and wild parties, Vladimir will stumble back into his plane and head back to Moscow. This is how you make friends, you show them a good time!
Vladimir Putin also wants to go to Las Vegas and meet Anna Kreisling and wants to take a tour of AREA 51. He wants many pictures of her and Adolf Hitler and Heinrich Himmler for Russian Television! Some British Historians do not believe that OPERATION PAPERCLIP existed in World War II. They do not belive that Anna Kreisling and Werner Von Braun were brought to the United States! However they do believe that a Junkers JU-390 flew over New York on August 28th,1943, because they have seen the pictures!
Folks, Anna Kreisling has apoligised to me for kicking me in the balls eight times! To make me happy, she is promising to fly Vladimir Putin to the Moon to see the eight Nazi Domed Cities where they build huge STAR SHIPS and then launch them into space! If you are going to build Huge Space Craft, they have to made on the Moon. The low gravity makes it easy to launch them into space!

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Dear President Donald Trump, USA,
As you requested, I am ordering the 21st Century Toy Company in Shang-Hai to make 4,089 1 /18th scale Junkers JU-390 Aircraft to be delivered to the USA by Christmas.
This will be done with the exact details of the JU-390 flown by Hans Pancherz and Anna Kreisling over New York on August 28th, 1943. On the side of the nose in Big Letters will be,,,, BERLIN BABY,,,with Anna Kreisling in a red one piece swimsuit diving through some clouds!
So we also will be producing a 1 /18th scale HORTEN V-9 STEALTH Jet from 1945. Also a 1 /18th scale B-25 Mitchell Bomber!
Donald thank you for allowing our MG all Electric Sports Car to come into the United States. This sports car will be a classic!!

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Supreme Fearless Leader of Russia
No. 1 IN Pottsylvania, No.2 in Indonesia, No.3 in Belize!!
Loved and adored all over the world, my Love Ratings are higher in the USA THAN EVEN DONALD TRUMP!!
My Fellow Russkies,
Yep, this Friday I will be meeting that sick pervert Donald Trump in Alaska. Now you may be wondering why I am going to Alaska?? Well Comrades Donald is going to give me 54,000 Gold Bars from Fort Knox, so I can take them home. There they will be melted down so Donald can have GOLD Toilets in his Moscow Trump Tower!! He fell in love with Gold Camodes when he was in Barain, and he had to have them in TRUMP TOWER in Moscow!!
Also Donald TRUMP wants to do some Land Swapping! He is going to give me ALASKA, and I am going to give him CRIMEA! He is also getting his SEX TAPES BACK of him naked at a party in Moscow!!
What a deal!! Donald is thrilled to finally get these Sex Tapes so no one at CNN can show them on T.V.
This Friday in Alaska I want to do some Fishing, and then go hunting for Eskimos! While in Alaska I want to shoot 33 Eskimos! Donald has told me there is NO LIMIT on Eskimos!!
Next he wants lots of pictures with me!! He wants all the GAY TEXAS FUDGE PACKERS to be jealous of him!! I asked Donald," How can you tell if a guy is a GAY TEXAS COWBOY??" He said," If you see a guy driving a Dodge Ram Pickup Truck and he looks like Gov. Abboott,,,he is a FUDGE PACKER!!"

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Dear Senator Lindsey Grahm,
It is vital that we save the 3,438 HOOTER'S RESTAURANTS that are going out of business. For more than 44 years they have provided jobs for amazingly Large Breasted Girls! What will Karen McDougal do for a job?? Or Stormy Daniels?? Or Barbara Moore?? So many PLAYBOY Girls who have had three-ways with me!! Now they need jobs!!
So I have decided to get rid of these Jerk-off Moron ICE Agents, and not hire another 100,000, and cancel the 67 huge Billion Dollar Prisons!! This would save the Taxpayers $ 3 Trillion Dollars.
Then I will take $563 Million dollars of this and save all the HOOTER'S RESTAURANTS in America!! We must continue the Republican Tradition of providing jobs for Women who are very well endowed.
Now Lindsey Grahm, have you ever seen the 007 movie GOLDFINGER??? When I was in High School I played Golf all the time and I sucked!! I was so bad that even the girls with really Big Tits were beating me. Then I hired a cheating Korean caddy just like odd job! Now I win all the time, I found out that if you cheat, you can win every day!
Cheating at golf is a real science! Just watch that James Bond movie, odd Job did a great job! In fact Melania said that I was a lot like GOLDFINGER!!

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Eva and I are having dinner tonight, here in Morro Bay. The weather has been nice and cool and the ocean smell is always invigorating. Heinrich Himmler and Anna Kreisling are joining us.
We began with some Clam Chowder soup and for the main course we had some Alaskan Salmon with some Lobster crab cakes.
As always after dinner we retired to a candle lit table overlooking the harbor.
Both Heinrich and Anna showed me their plans for doubling the number of Germans living on the planet Mars. Currently we have 3,678 Nazi's living there and more than half are women and children. This is important, you must have families united together in any colonization of other planets.
Our greatest threat in the future will come from Communist Red China when they will go to war to take the Moon and Mars away from us.
Already Joe Biden and his promise to President Xi Jinping of China to attack AREA 51 and capture our GATE TECHNOLOGY and Anna Kreisling has failed, not once,,,but three times! But you have to hand it to those Commies, Life means nothing to them. If 35,000 screaming Chinese got ate up by our KRISPUS Enhanced Giant Spiders, they could care less!!

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Dear President Donald J. TRUMP,

Donald, you are really a piece of Cat Shiite! A wart on an elephants butt!! You still haven't figured it our yet!!
IRAN was behind both assassination atempts on your life, but guess who also was helping IRAN???
But we have one thing in common, we have both been betrayed by our own people!! When I walked out on that stage to debate you, they had me so shot up with Ambien, Cocaine and Morphine, I did not know even where I was.
All that I remember is that you looked at me and you were very concerned!! For that I thank you! All the Democrats around me were making sure I would fail that debate!! Donald if I was that Doped up, why else would they send me out on that stage!!
Then Kamala had the gall to hold that Rally,,,THANK YOU JOE!!! What a sleazy bitch!! She was just so thrilled to be the next President!! Donald you were not supposed to win the election! We had all the voting machines rigged!! Kamala was going to win in a landslide!! Then that woman, that Nazi Blonde from Hell, Anna Kreisling over night had her top Tech People change the voting machines to where it was a fair election!!
All that scheming from Chucky Baby, Nancy, Kamala, all went down the drain. Guess who was really pissed about you winning the election?? That's right President Xi Jinping of CHINA!!! Donald he hates America, he hates White People, and be careful, he is always dreaming of ways to kill you!!
So Donald, always remember, you may be a piece of Cat Crap,,,but you are a lot better than that bitch Kamala!!!!

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Leader of the Soviet People and Nation,
V L A D I M I R P U T I N
267 Stavarsky St. Suite, 102, RED SQUARE,
MOSCOW,,,,CCCP,,,, 983459886

Dear President Donald Trump,
You are so fortunate that you have the dumbest people in the world supporting you. Donald, however some of your most intelligent supporters are starting to understand the Censorship THAT THEY LIVE UNDER.
Getting a picture of Anna Kreisling is easy in Europe, Canada and Australia. However thanks to the CIA and NSA, her picture is Banned in the USA.
Make no mistake, Russia did not start the COLD WAR. The fact that STALIN ordered the death of Gen. Patton should not surprise anyone. When he saw the Christmas Cover of Stars and Stripes, showing Anna Kreisling pouring coffee for Gen. Patton, he went ballistic!! For months the NKVD had been looking for TOP NAZI Officials, and there she was, pouring coffee for Gen. Patton! Later she was flown out of Germany by the OSS along with Werner Von Braun and hundreds of other Top Nazi's. This is how America stabbed Russia in the back and started the COLD WAR!
Donald, just remember if you ever impose Sanctions on Ukraine, NO TRUMP TOWER in Moscow. Certain Pictures and films will be released, and this will make the Epstein List look like small potatoes.
So be a good boy and keep all the Sanctions away from Russia. After we take back Ukraine, the Bread Basket of the Soviet Union. Then you can have a TRUMP TOWER IN MOSCOW, and not worry about all the pictures we have of you!!
One last thing, my KGB contacts tell me that the Democrats are wanting to inject you with the same drug they used on Joe Biden. Remember the Debate??? When he came stumbling out and had a hard time wondering where he was?? The Democrats did this to pave the way for Kamala Harris. Poor Joe, his own party betrayed him. Why??? He failed three times in trying to take AREA 51 and capture Anna Kreisling! President Xi Jinping does not reward failure!!

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Dear Sean Hannity, FOX NEWS,

I have no interest in appearing on your CLOWN CIRCUS SHOW. I used to admire you, but after you stabbed Ann Coulter in the back, my opinion of you has changed. So Sean Hannity, why won't you and FOX NEWS ever have Ann Coulter on your show. Just because she told the truth about Donald Trump and his so called BORDER WALL??
Make no mistake. Donald Trump is 1,000% better than Joe Biden as President. Donald is not perfect, and he brings chaos and a Circus show to the WHITE HOUSE, and the people and advisors that surround him would not qualify to even wash cars in Berlin in 1937.
Still he is a Great President who has courage and the will to do the Right Thing. The Democrats would have never used the B-2 STEALTH Bombers to destroy the Iranian Nuclear Bomb Factories!!! The Democrats under Joe Biden gave IRAN, $826 Billion Dollars so they could fund HAMAS , HEZBOLLAH, THE HOUTIS and build Nuclear Bombs to destroy Tel Aviv, Paris and New York.
If the Democrats want to improve their image and party, they must stop their insane and perverse agenda. Examples;
1. In California the Democrats have BANNED all Airshows because they show patriotism and a love for American History.
2. In California all school children are not allowed to Salute the American Flag or show respect for our flag.
3. Teaching American History is now BANNED in California.
4. However teaching that all White People are RACISTS is encouraged.
5. You can't buy ammo or Guns in California unless you have a Blue Star, on your Driver's License. A violation of our Constitution!
6. The Democrats in Sacramento want DRAG SHOWS in every California School, that Parents have NO RIGHTS over their children. That young boys can be taken from their Parents and be surgically Mutilated and made into girls.
So Sean Hannity, you need to get on the phone and tell Ann Coulter you are sorry for BANNING HER, FREE SPEECH IS IMPORTANT!!

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Dear President Donald Trump,

Please let me have Anna Kreisling on my show! She is disgusted with the Democrats, and our viewers think that I am BANNING her from my show!
Nothing could be further from the truth! I want her on my show, but you keep blocking her from coming on my show! I know that you cite National Security Claims, but I won't ask her any TOP SECRET questions!
I will not even ask her about your visit to AREA 51,,,OR what happened to you there! But Donald, she knows so much about the corrupt Democrats, and we need to know what the Democrats did to children and young girls.
Donald did you know that the average Congressman, spends more than $200,000 TAX DOLLARS a year on Hookers and Prostitutes!! That is why our Congress have these Helicopters flying all over the place in Washington D.C. so that these call girls can be delivered to Congressional partied. Donald did you know that more Prostitutes are in Washington D.C. THAN ANY OTHER CITY IN THE WORLD!!
Donald we have the most corrupt Government in the world, and Anna Kreisling can confirm this.
Did the Democrats buy and sell children??? You Betcha!!
Did the Democrats have Cult Parties where they ate children?? You Betcha!!
Why do we pay more for Health Care than any nation, yet our Health Care for Veterans and Seniors is the worst in the world.
Anna Kreisling can confirm all of this!! Please let me have her on my show!! Don't be stupid, you know I love you!! Please let me have her on my show!!

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RUSSIAN CENTRAL MILITARY DISTRICT,
Dear President Donald Trump,
This is to inform you that on August 14th we will be invading Poland so don't be anywhere near Poland on that date.
Our glorious Russian Air Force will first destroy all your NATO Jets on the ground. Then we will bomb Warsaw and kill as many Army troops as we can.
So why are we invading Poland??? Why not!! Poland belongs to the Soviet Empire! Let me tell you, we deeply miss the Polish Girls and want them back!!
Our Fearless Leader also wants back East Germany, it was a great place to get some Bier and Bratwurst!!
Our best Makarov Pistols were made in East Germany!
So Donald, have a good nights sleep, we will take Poland in seven days and then in another two weeks we will take Berlin, then we can get drunk for three weeks and celebrate!! Lots of Luck Donald ,,,,YOUR GOING TO NEED IT!! VLADIMIR SENDS HIS LOVE!!

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Dear Senator Bernie Sanders,

You are my favorite Senator! Without you I would have never been re-elected !! And that's a FACT JACK!! Man you love HOMO SEX, RAPING CHILDREN, Mutilating young boys and making them into girls!! Bernie you are more valuable than 300 Republican Senators.
Hey Bernie when I went to AREA 51, i DID NOT KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT!!
I get off the Lear Jet and there is Hitler and Heinrich Himmler and Anna Kreisling there to greet me! So far I think I'm in New York and meeting some LOONEY TUNES!! Bernie did you know that the head of the NAZI PARTY in New York is Jewish!
So we go into this vast hangar and sit down for lunch, and I drink what everybody else is drinking ,,,,ICE COLD KILBEGGAN IRISH WHISKEY,, everyone is gulping it down, with the Beer and Bratwurst, and Hitler is speaking and Himmler is singing, and so many German Girls drinking with us!! Let me tell you it was more fun than Hugh Hefner's 40th Birthday Party when I got naked in the Grotto with all those PLAYBOY PLAYMATES!!
Hours later I find myself helping Anna wash her Junkers JU-390. She strips down to just some pink shorts and an AFRIKA KORP CAP and we start getting it wet and soapy! There also was an ALIEN named FRED who was helping her! After 22 minutes of watching her move around and those heavenly breasts!! Jesus Palomino!! So I grab her and try to tear off those pink shorts!! Next thing I know I'm on the ground and getting kicked in the Nuts three times!! I'm screaming in agony, and I yell for the Secret Service,,but those Bums are not even around!! So she kicks me again and as I look up she is smiling down at me!! This bitch is having fun!
When I get up on my feet after 30 minutes she is there just washing her plane and ignoring me! So I stagger over and grab her Tits!! Then I'm down on the ground and she is kicking me hard 5 times in the Cajones!!
"I'm the President of the United States!!" I yell.
"So what!!" she said back to me smiling like I was some 3rd Grader!
Then she walked off with this short ALIEN named FRED, hours later the Secret Service came over and helped me back onto the Lear Jet and we flew to Las Vegas! That is where I ran into you and Joe Biden at CEASARS playing Poker! Bernie there is something wrong with Joe!! He is sitting there wearing a COON SKIN CAP and just a Silvery G-String and some tan leather fringed Indian boots!! What is wrong with him??? And You!! dressed like a Nun smoking a cigar??? Bernie ,,,,,Why???

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My Fellow Americans,
When President Donald Trump was invited to tour AREA 51, he had a chance to talk with Adolf Hitler, Heinrich Himmler, to see ALIEN Spacecraft, to actually SEE REAL ALIENS,,,But no,,,he wanted to wash the Junkers JU-390 with Anna Kreisling. I understand that she is very beautiful and like most German Girls she likes to wash her plane and her car topless to enjoy the sun. But all that Donald wanted to do was salivate and groan and talk about how great her Knockers were!
It has been documented by the FBI that ELON MUSK has visited AREA 51 many times and has gone to the Moon several times with Anna Kreisling, also he has visited the Germans that are living on Mars.
Elon has a natural curiosity about spacecraft and rockets, something that Anna appreciates. He is also a gentleman and does not groan or salivate like a dog when she is washing her many planes or cars.
Even President OBAMA and his entire family were taken to the Moon as a Christmas present from Anna Kreisling.
Obama understood the historical significance of the Seven Major Bases on the Moon. That Nazi Technology is probably 300 years more advanced than what they know at NASA.
Currently Red China has the Largest Army in the world, the Largest Air Force, and within 3 years the Largest Navy. But they do not have Nazi Technology, or bases on the Moon. This is why President Xi Jinping ordered President Joe Biden to attack AREA 51 and capture Anna Kreisling.
The three Major attacks failed with massive loss of life. These GIANT SPIDERS feasted on the bodies for days, the Desert around AREA 51 is now clean and pristine, and nature has a way of removing the bodies.

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My Fellow Americans,
On a historical note, there was an AIR RAID Siren that went off in New York at Noon on August 28th, 1943.
It is also true that the P-47 Thunderbolts that guarded New York were ordered to Stand Down and to not shoot down any aircraft flying over New York on August 28th, 1943. The WHITE HOUSE had received reports from Michigan and British MI6 Intelligence that a Junkers JU-390 was going to fly over New York city.
Again, President Roosevelt made the right call. If a huge German Recon Aircraft had been shot down, it would have revealed to the American Public that there was a race to build the Atomic Bomb between Germany and the United States, the Manhattan Project would have been discovered!!
Now to some FAIRY TALES that CNN NEWS is promoting. Do you really believe that I would halt Weapons to Ukraine unless President Donald Trump had approved it???? I would lose my job!! Do you also believe in the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus??
CNN NEWS needs to grow up. Remember Walter Cronkite from CBS NEWS back in 1962??? Now there was a great News Anchor!! He wouldn't publish BALONEY like the CNN NEWS does!!

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Dear Anna Kreisling,
Why do you hang around CEASARS PALACE so much?? If you come over to swim at the NEW YORK CASINO, we will donate $22,000 dollars to the NAZI Youth Girls choir in Vienna, Austria!
Bernie Sanders dressed up as a Girl and tried to join the choir, but Hitler said," There is NO WAY we are letting a Pervert like you near those girls!!"
Then Heinrich Himmler kicked him in the ass and he rolled down the stairs into a waiting Limo!
Speaking of Bernie, why did you allow him to go on living after he tried to attack AREA 51 three times?? I was told that several of the GIANT HAIRY SPIDERS tried to eat him, but he was so bony, and tasted like CAT CRAP, THAT THEY JUST SPIT HIM OUT!!
Those massive Gigantic Spiders prefer the taste of someone FAT, with some huge slabs of meat on their Butts!!
Anna, did you know Joe Biden is back in town?? He came in on his HARLEY DAVIDSON Chopper wearing a Coon skin cap and just a Silvery G-String and some Deer skin leather boots. He thinks he is so cool, but he is scaring all the women and children on the strip, because you can see all of his BONY BUTT, and GOD is it ugly!! But the cops don't arrest him because this is Las Vegas, and he has the Right to show off his smelly Pathetic bony butt!!

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To; President Joe Biden,
Si, my namo is Pepper Gomez, Si, I LIVE IN DELANO, Si, I am a Mexican, not a stinking GRINGO like you!
You have still not paid the Millions of dollars to the Mexican Drug Cartel families who lost loved ones in the attacks on AREA 51. We know you gots dollars!! We know you gots Millions of Dollars Joe!!
In Mexico and Delano, if you don't pay up, we put a tire around you and then set it on fire! Listen up PUTA, YOU GONNA PAY OR ELSE WE HAVE A BARBECUE!! Why you want to capture Anna Kreisling?? Why you send so many people to their deaths??? If you want this advanced Nazi Technology, just move to Mexico and get a job building VOLKSWAGENS!
Listen Joe, this plan to help Bernie Sanders bombard the WHITE HOUSE with your POOOP FILLED DIAPERS,,,won't work,,,,WHY??? Donald Trump spends most of his time in Tiujana getting it on with Stormy Daniels and our famous DONKEY. Have you ever had sex with a Donkey?? Joe with your smelly ASSSK,,,YOU WOULD KILL THE DONKEY!!!

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