Junkers Ju 390

Dear Comrade Joe Biden,
We in the Communist Party want our Money back!! You promised us an easy roast duck of Nancy Pelosi, but now she has made laughing stock of entire Communist Party!
How can an 88 year old woman bring CHINA BOY TO HIS Knees?? How can one woman blow the shiite out of our Air Force?? We send Wi Tu Lo and Wi Gonna Di,,,,OUT TO SHOOT DOWN NANCY ,,,AND SHE MAKA CHOP SUEY OUT OF US!! JOE BIDEN YUOU SONS OF A BITCH,,,YOU SONS OF A MUTHER GOAT!! you GONOREAH DIAREAH PUTA!!!
now I look like Chinese Rat!! dey talk about putting bullett into my Chinese Butt!! The Communist Party is hopping Mad!!
Now when I brag about taking over the Phillipines and Austailia,,,they think I am Loco Bandito from Shang-Hai!!! They say my Chinese Butt smells like Joe Biden!! You gonna pay Joe!! No more Hookers and Cocaine for you!!! We gonna get Hunter Biden and make him into Phillipino Puta!!
Joe did you know about Anna Kreisling and AREA 51??? OF COURSE YOU KNEW!! DID YOU KNOW ABOUT GINA HASPELL AND CIA?? OF COURSE YOU KNEW!! What about Bill Clinton??? What about JLO????

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Dear President Bill Clinton,
After discussing the situation with Adolf Hitler and Heinrich Himmler, I then went to the War Room at AREA 51 and talked with the 27 pilots from JG 26 to prepare for combat. We were going to show NO MERCY on these Communist Chinese Dogs! We took off in the SANGER 27 Attack SAUCERS armed with the latest weaponry.
It was night but after 40 minutes of flying from AREA 51 we rendevoued with Nancy Pelosi's aircraft one hour away from landing at TAIWAN.
Joe Biden had sold her out! More than 327 Red Chinese fighters of all types were waiting for her!
We banked and climbed for altitude, at 127,000 feet we looked down with our radar and let the computers acquire the multiple targets below. This was going to be a slaughter!
Down we came with our ICS Radiation missiles and Microwave weapons, Lasers, etc. etc.
The first 127 Chinese fighters could feel their eyes exploding from our Microwave inducements. Their Brains fryed inside their helmets. The Jets tumbling around in the sky with Dead Men at the controls.
More than 75 were shot down by Lasers with explosions lighting up the night sky! Many of our pilots just flew and let the Computers do the work.
Finally only two Chinese Jets were left in the sky, a couple of old Mig-17 Fresco's probably left over from the Vietnam War. I flew alongside and saluted them, and they were free to return to their bases in Red China. So why did I let them live?? It is important that Xi Jinping understand that he is going fail in any attempt to capture Taiwan. We in the NAZI party hate his Communist Party. They have murdered more than 3 million Muslims. They have killed innocent women and children in Hong Kong. They have forced 55 Chinese Women in China to have an Abortion. The Communists who rule China have killed more Chinese than all the wars that China has fought in history.
Yet it is this scumbag Joe Biden who takes their money! It is time for America to choose between our Freedom, or pieces of Cat Crap like Joe Biden.
Our combat mission was not over, every Chinese Airfield up to 125 miles inland was destroyed. They have lost over 50% of their combat aircraft. This is a day the Communist Chinese Dogs will remember! Dear Nancy, have a nice day!

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Dear Anna Kreisling, Flight Director AREA 51,
Hey Baby,,,how are you doing? Listen we have a problem. I took Joe Biden Duck Hunting, he showed up with a Daisy BB gun. For 4 hours he blazed away and was wondering why he didn't hit anything! Joe does not know the difference between a BB Gun and a Shotgun!! He just wanted a photo Op so he could tell the voters that he is a real man and knows how to Duck Hunt! Deep down he is talking about BANNING all guns!
But Baby we have another problem! He is taking money so that Red China can kill Nancy Pelosi. He has already taken more than $500 Million dollars under the table so that they can operate in Mexico!
Joe has gone Nuts! We must save Nancy's Life!! Please send your advanced Stealth Space Aircraft to Taiwan and save Nancy! Gina Haspell the CIA Director also wants you to save Nancy! So Anna, your country needs you, please save Nancy!

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Dear President Xi Jinping of CHINA,
So you want to kill Nancy?? You wanna look good to all your Communist friends?? You wire me $666 Million dollars and I will let you know the minute she will try to land in Taiwan! You can send up 360 Red Chinese Fighters and shoot her down!
Also you are bragging about sinking the U.S.S. RONALD REAGAN Aircraft CARRIER??? You pay me extra $55 Million and I will just talk about Sanctions after you sink our Carrier! You will look very important after killing Nancy and sinking our Aircraft Carrier!! We got deal Xi ?? We do!! That's great!!

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HO----HO----HO,,,,HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
May the New year bring you happiness and Joy!! May the sparrows of Beijing pick all the Lice out of your Butt!!
May you buy New MG car that we produce which we stole from England!
May you move to America and get kicked in the head by Racist Fat Black Africaners! This means they love you!! Every time Little Black Sambo rob you, this means they love your Chinese Butt!! Just ask Chinese people who live in New York, they say, "Don't come here!! Stay in China,,Chinese Food here is bad!!!! We serve it only to Jews and the Darkies!"
Recently I hosted Saturday Nite Live!! They did not even understand that I ,,,,XI JINPING,,,is the President of CHINA!! They think that I am waiter from Peking Fried Duck Fast Chinese Food,,,from across the street!!
They say we never have Chinese person host Saturday Nite Live,,,so get out there you lousy Chink, and act Chinese!!
I say I am President of China,,,and they start laughing!! Then they give me long list of Chinese Food that they want!! So I go to McDonald's and Burger King, and then I piss on food and then take VELVEETA CHEESE and put on top, then I nuke it in Microwave oven for FIVE MINUTES,,,THEN I GIVE THEM FOOD,,,,THEY SAY IT IS BEST CHINESE FOOD THEY EVER HAVE EATEN!!!
This is why we gonna WIN !!! Americans are so stupid!!! We are preparing 1,287 long range ICBM's to launch Nuclear First STRIKE on the USA. In just 3 hours CHINA will emerge as the No. 1 power in the world!! We dance with joy for coming FIRST STRIKE ON YANKEE DOGS!!!

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My Fellow Americans,
Joe and I grew up together in Scranton, a real hell hole of a town. Joe was getting beat up all the time by BUBBA, but I saved Joe by getting him a BB gun. We shot Bubba dead, but the next day BUBBA was at school looking for Joe.
This is why Joe Biden joined the KKK, was because of Bubba!
Back in 1921, 90% of all Democrats in the South belonged to the KKK.
For the last three weeks I have been translating for Joe and things have greatly improved across the USA!
1. The Seven Refineries that Joe closed are now open and making gasoline again!
2. The Farmers are doing better since my translation!
3. Joe Biden's WAR on Truck Drivers has ended, except out in California where Gavin Newsom is trying to destroy the TRUCK DRIVERS AND BRING ON FAMINE.
All of these things were due to my translations! Now Joe is hopping mad and says he did not order any of these great things. He wants all Americans to starve and ride bicycles! He wants America to look like RED CHINA back in 1948!!
So now he wants me POPCORN to be arrested for improving Life here in America!! If he can do this to me,,,you know he is going to do it to you!! Pray for America! Joe Biden is a Commie!!

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Since President Joe Biden has lost his ability to speak, POPCORN is now translating for him!

Biden; Goo GA GA Goo, dum di dittle juma ala puta s el grande puta, e har man nee el loco el grande puta!

POPCORN; We need to blow up every Russian ship in the Black Sea and invade Crimea and kill 100,000 Russians!!

Biden; MAMA MIS A MIA MAMA MIS A MIA, UNO DOS TRES QUATTRO U FKN PICES OF SSHHIII TO !!!

POPCORN; I want the U.S. Army to go to our Southern Border and shoot to kill anyone who dares to cross our border. God bless America,,,and GOD BLESS TEXAS!!

Biden; skl ska ka eisof a lsi dei a diid ald a puta, Mama Mia che hassa really BIIIIGG TTITS TITTYS TAT TITS!!

POPCORN; He wants to play baseball for the Yankees, and suck on Kate Upton's really nice round and firm Titties!!!

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Breaking News,
It has been reported tonight that President Joe Biden has lost his ability to speak. Only Popcorn knows what he is saying, so Popcorn is by his side translating what he is saying,
Joe Biden; gaandl sksea islakfa ven nien dempster!!
Popcorn; He is saying that he wants a Dr. Pepper, a cold Dr. Pepper you frigging Morons!!

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Dear Gina Haspell, CIA DIRECTOR,
We desperately need your help, first Good ole Joe gives a Press Conference and says that he has cancer. Three days later he says it is the cancer that makes him have constant Diareah!
This is confirmed by our KGB agents in Saudi Arabia who picked up his slimy smelly Turds on the carpets there! After DNA analysis, from Russian Seagulls, we confirmed it was from Joe Biden!! 12 of our Seagulls died confirming this!
This morning on the Communist News Network, they told us he has Covid and Diareah, but Comrade Joe will keep to his schedule and help sell Girl Scout cookies from Door to Door!!
You have some brave little girls in the USA!! We in Russia guard our little girls from Big Bad Wolves and American Politicians!!
Don't worry Joe, we send you our Russian Cure for Diareah, Monkey Pox, Cancer, Depression, screaming wives, Screaming Democrats throwing hissy fits because they can't get laid, a bad day on the Golf Course! We send you 24 cases of Vodka! Our Russian Doctors say keep it cold in your refrigerator, and drink it over ice, 16 times a day! In 4 weeks you will not have any problems what so ever!!!
Now to some serious world business! Hey AOC, YOU FOXY WILD THING,,,You have just been voted Russian PLAYBOY PLAYMATE OF THE YEAR!! The pictures of you with Soviet Tractor and LADA Cars, and our new Moscowvitch, made all of our Russian teenagers have steel hard Boners!! You have a great fabulous beautiful tractor!! We love you! You come and tour Russia Tractor Factories and all you have to do is bend over and smile!

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Dear Don Lemon,
If you don't want to catch Monkey Pox, don't go near good ole Joe, he got's it bad. How Bad?? Even Monkeys won't have sex with him!!
Don we in China read about how 24 Secret Service Agents have either been fired or they have quit!! Tell them not to worry, they can make much more money spying for China!!
You Americans have gone Nuts, crazy like Loony Tune Characters! My favorite is Bugs Bunny! When he say,," WHAT'S UP DOC??" Everyone in China screams and has an orgasm!!
Now I have great NEWS for Aviation Modelers and History Buffs!! 21st Century toys is building again the Junkers JU-390 in three different scales.
1 /48th scale, 1 /18th scale and 1 /32nd scale.
All three scales will show a different JU-390! The 1 /18th scale JU-390 will show the famous BERLIN BABY that flew over New York at Noon, on August 28th, 1943.
The 1 /48th scale will show the Junkers JU-390 that was flown to Wright Patterson AFB on May 7th, 1945 with the BELL, the DIE GLOCKE. SS Col. Hans Kammler delivered THE BELL to the American scientists and the OSS!
The 1 /32 Junkers JU-390 will depict the plane flown by Hans Pancherz to Cape Town South Africa on Nov. 9th 1944. His passenger Martin Bormann and his staff came to sign some agreements with the British and the OSS. This was the beginning of OPERATION PAPERCLIP!!
I am sure these Luftwaffe planes will be a big hit with the 21st Century modeling fans!
Remember American Boys and Girls,,,don't get Monkey Pox,,,and stay away from Joe!!

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Today, we are honoring a very special person.
Today is Barbara Stanwyck's Birthday!

Born in 1907, Barbara Stanwyck is perhaps one of the greatest Actresses to ever appear in films. She could do comedy and very serious drama. She was also a very kind person who always had time for her fans.
This evening in our famous Black Hangar, here at AREA 51, we will be showing the comedy,,,BALL OF FIRE,,,made in 1941. Starring Gary Cooper with some of the best character actors in Hollywood. Directed by Howard Hawks and the comic pen of Billy Wilder and Charles Brackett.
Seven other species of Aliens will also be watching this film along with my next door neighbor James Newsom who is visiting from California.
Also we have our honored guests from New Zealand who are also members of the TIGER MOTH CLUB.
So everyone remember Barbara Stanwyck, today is her Birthday, drink a toast to her, and remember her!
Sincerely,
Anna Kreisling

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Under the FREEDOM of Information Act, I have acquired from NASA the diary from Werner Von Braun, who was a prominent German Rocket Scientist brought to the USA under Operation Paperclip.
On page 132, he writes about SS Gen. Hans Kammler arriving at Wright Patterson AFB on May 7th, 1945 in a Junkers JU-390 with the DIE GLOCKE, the BELL, the most Top Secret device in Nazi Germany! Werner Von Braun says that this is a Game Changer, that now we have a machine that can not only fly, but go through time and chance dimensions!
On page 137 he writes about a key, a key that can only activate the BELL, without the key, the BELL will explode and rip a hole in the fabric of space and time. It is here that SS Col. Hans Kammler says that Anna Kreisling has the key and both Adolf Hitler and Heinrich Himmler entrusted her with this key. Why? Because in 1939 she was the first Nazi to fly through time. When she came back she had proof that CASE WHITE, in invasion of France would be a success only if they followed Adolf Hitler's plan. This is why Hitler was so jubilant on his 50th birthday, he knew that the coming war in Europe would be a success!
Then in Werner Von Braun's Diary it talks about the frantic search for Anna Kreisling by the OSS in 1945.
Everyone of any importance had disappeared from the BUNKER. Hitler was gone, Eva was gone, Blondi his German Shepherd was gone! Martin Bormann was gone! Even the three best rescue pilots in the Luftwaffe were gone, Hans Baur, Anna Kreisling and Hannah Reitsch.
The OSS spent six months looking for Anna Kreisling! The Russians under Joseph Stalin were looking for her. Finally on the Christmas issue, 1945 of STARS AND STRIPES there she was!!! On the cover pouring coffee for Gen. George PATTON!!
Stalin was so enraged that the OSS grabbed her and flew her to America, that he ordered Gen. Patton to be murdered because Stalin was convinced that it was he who had been hiding her!
Again, this Diary of Werner Von Braun is so explosive and so full of details, that I have given it to the staff of President Joe Biden for safe keeping.
Folks, what this all proves is that there is so much more history from World War II that remains a secret. This explains why more than 56,000 documents about KG-200 and OPERATION PAPERCLIP are still classified TOP SECRET!!

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Dear President Joe Biden,
Are you infected with Monkey Pox?? You smell really bad Joe,,,in fact you smell like a Chimpanzee having diareah in a Cat box! Joe do you want some advice?? You and OPRAH need to retire and move to Haiti, America does not need you anymore.
America is the greatest country in the world. President John F. Kennedy helped the Fourth Reich establish 7 major colonies on the Moon!
President Bill Clinton helped up develop a Space Elevator at AREA 51 that can deliver cargo 145 miles above the Earth's surface. Our Nazi Spacecraft routinely dock there!
Heinrich Himmler and I are very proud of Anna Kreisling. She is what every Nazi Girl in America dreams about, and someday wants to be! Both Anna Kreisling and Hannah Reitsch did everything they could to save Germany and to have Germany prosper after the war. Our German ideas of Honor, love of God, love of country, and love for all the animals on this planet. We are the ones who want to save this planet, not destroy the American ideals that made this country great! Why not let the American Free Market decide the fate of Electric Cars? If Americans want to buy a shotgun to defend their families, they should have this right!
Why are you Communists and Socialists always trying to dictate to people what they must do?? What they must believe in??? Why do you try to indoctrinate our children with this garbage about America being an evil and racist country???
Joe you should publicly apoligise to the American people for your evil and decadent ways. You should tell the American people that you believe in God, your country and salute the American Flag. Communism and Socialism have no place in a FREE NATION.

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Dear Anna Kreisling KG-200,
Flight Operations Command AREA 51,

I won the fight in Las Vegas! I not only beat the shiite out of Donald Trump, I also won the election in 2020! How?? Both times I cheated and did some very dirty things!
Guess what Anna? I'm gonna send Donald Trump to prison so I won't have to face him in 2024! I am going to win by a Landslide!!! How?? Because OPRAH is going to be my Vice President on the ticket. We are going to change America forever!
1. No more guns will be allowed in the hands of the American people. Anyone who does not obey will be put in Prison!
2. All the Police will be required to round up all the Republicans and send them to prison. If the cops refuse, then their entire families will be in prison!
3. In order to save the planet, all gasoline powered cars will be destroyed and all Americans will be forced to use bicycles.
4. We are going to destroy the farmers, and control all food in the USA.
5. All Truck Drivers will be forced to buy Electric Trucks even if this means all Food deliveries will be stopped.
6. All Christians will be forced to register as Terrorists.
7. Mandatory Abortions for all White Women, no exceptions, you can not have a child unless you have the Government's Permission.
8. American School Children will not be allowed to salute the American Flag. They must salute Oprah and sing songs as to how great she is.
9. We are going to sell Alaska back to Russia, and Hawaii back to Red China.
10. California will be the model for the nation, a Socialist Paradise, where the Democrats in Sacramento will control every aspect of your lives!

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Good Evening Bernie and President Kamala Harris,
As you know I flew to Las Vegas to cover the fight between Joe Biden and Donald Trump. This was to be done to raise more than $300 Million for charity! I wasn't expecting much,,,maybe they would dance around the ring and throw a few punches, but this turned out to be quite a fight!
So the two were introduced, and Donald looked very good in his Red White and Blue trunks and his matching boxing gloves! Joe looked skinny and pathetic,except for his RAINBOW colored trunks which looked like they were going to explode around his butt!! Of course he was wearing a diaper,,but every time he tells a Lie,,,it just keeps filling up with massive amounts of brown hideous smelling shitte!!
Well the bell sounded and Donald immediately punched him in the stomach, which caused his diaper to explode and it sprayed over 30 people with that toxic Poop!!
So they went to their corners so that Joe Biden could get a fresh clean new diaper, AND WHEN DONALD SAT DOWN, BERNIE reached in and raised his boxing trunks and poured scalding hot coffee on Donald's Cajones!!
The bell rang for Round 2, and Donald was holding on to his family jewels and screaming, when Joe landed a punch and knocked his wig off!! Then two more punches and he knocked his false teeth out!! THE BELL SOUNDED and they both staggered back to their corners!!
This time AOC was there waiting for Donald and she reached in and took a bite of his left nipple! Man she held on like a Pit Bull that just grabbed a T-Bone steak. Man she tore off his left nipple!!
The bell sounded for Round 3,,,and Donald was so angry and pissed off that he pounded 33 blows to his head. But Biden keeps all his brains in his ass so it did not hurt him!!
When Trump went back to his corner,,,there was Nancy Pelosi,,,with a smile on her face. When Donald sat down,,,Nance pulled open his boxing trunks and put a rabies infected, mean nasty Raccoon in his shorts!
The Bell sounded for Round 4 and Trump came screaming across the ring and kicked Joe Biden right in the butt!! His Diaper again exploded and he shot into the air and sailed across the arena and landed on Gavin Newsom. Gavin was seen screaming and running for the exit with Poop all over him. Joe came back naked and climbed into the ring!! By this time Donald had removed the Raccoon from his Boxing shorts and he proceeded to stick the Racoon up Joe's Keister!!
This heroic act by Donald stopped the flow of crap coming out of Joe Biden, and saved the lives of most of the innocent spectators!! Donald was declared the winner of the fight because the Democrats had done such dirty Deeds!! They had actually tried to Steal the fight!! Also Donald was the clear winner because he had landed more punches!
Wow!! They raised more than $300 Million for charity!! This fight will go down in history!!

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Dear Senator Bernie Sanders,
It is Saturday night and AREA 51 is alive with color and sound. Flight Operations is controlled kinetic energy, a translucent energy directed for a certain goal.
Bernie I am surprised to hear you speak on the subject of the history behind the Junkers JU-390. Most of the morons in Washington D.C. have never heard of the Ju-390, and how it played an important role in the Nazi Nuclear Weapons Program.
Bernie, its main role was to prove that a Nuclear Weapon could be delivered to New York. When our Recon-flight was such a success, early in 1944 was when Hans Pancherz flew Martin Bormann to Capetown South Africa to sign agreements with the British MI6 and the OSS. These agreements paved the way for OPERATION PAPERCLIP to proceed.
They also banned the B-29 Superfortress from being based in England, and Berlin being used as an Atomic Bomb target.
This is what I am very proud of, that our crew saved Berlin and the Fourth Reich to come.
Today the Nazi Fourth Reich is very real, our science is 300 years more advanced than anything the Chinese or Russians have. We have major bases on the Moon, Mars and beyond. We are dedicated to making sure that the United States is never destroyed by Russia or China.
Recently China under the leadership of President Xi Jinping has begged us for help. We have agreed,,,if he will stop his aggression towards Hong Kong and the world.
Make no mistake, China is the gravest threat to the peace of the world. We are fortunate that the Communist Party is filled with fat headed idiots who think they can scare Vietnam, the Phillipines, Japan and Australia with their bombastic threats. If the Chinese Dogs were smart they would not brag about killing everyone, but instead smile and talk about how peaceful they are. Thanks to the brave people in Hong Kong, the entire world knows what cowardly dogs they are.
But Bernie, why don't you go to President Joe Banana Head Biden and tell him to listen to Bill Clinton?? Not one single American believes his Lies about the price of Gas being so high because of the War in Ukraine.
Joe has told so many Lies that he has outdone Joseph Goebbels our great Minister of Propaganda in World War II.
The biggest Lie that Joe Biden has stated is that if he became President he would bring a sense of decency back to the office, that things would return to normal, that he would be a President for all Americans. What a Lie!!
He instead has done everything that the Lunatic Left wants. High Gas Prices, forcing everyone to buy an electric car, hiring 88,000 new IRS Agents to go after the American Middle Class, waging a war on the Truck Drivers of America! Doing everything that Communist China wants him to do! Only China benefited from the Cancelation of the Keystone Pipeline. Or when Joe Biden removed all tactical Nuclear weapons from Taiwan and South Korea, so that when China attacks,,,they will have an easy victory. Bernie if you really care about the security of the United States,,,you should talk to this Lying Carnival Con Artist. Joe Biden is the worst President in the History of the United States.

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Dear Dr. Kenneth Watson, YALE
I received your letter and I found it most impressive. I would like to share the following facts.
1. From your findings we know a Junkers JU-390 arrived in Argentina with a special cargo. It was then broken up and put into the local river.
2. A Junkers JU-390 arrived at Wright Patterson AFB on June 7th, 1945 with the TOP SECRET DIE GLOCKE,,delivered by SS Col. Hans Kammler.
3. The Junkers JU-390 being delivered to the Smithonian Air Museum was originally on a photo recon mission over the Urals, where it was shot down, but made a successful crash landing.
4. We know of a Junkers JU-390 being taken apart at the Junkers factory, its propellors stripped off of it.
5. We know of two Junkers JU-390 aircraft that were in Japan in 1945. One was in the Kuril islands, the other in Tokyo.
6. We know of another in Norway at the Bodo Airfield.
7. Finally we know of another that crashed off the coast of Owl's Head Maine. Due to severe bad weather, which probably saved the people of New York from a very dirty Nuclear Device.
So why is this important, it gives you an idea that there were more than two Junkers JU-390's built. That the Nazi Atomic Bomb program was a serious program. That SS Reichsfurher Heinrich Himmler was in charge. That both Hans Pancherz and Anna Kreisling flew Recon Missions in the JU-390, and that Hans Pancherz admitted he had flown a Junkers JU-390 to Cape Town South Africa in 1944.

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While walking around the Pismo Car show I am still appalled at the BMW Car Company! Why can't you build the 1972 BMW 2002 Sahara Model car again?? It had a straight 6 motor, 5 speed manual transmission, AFRIKA KORP Paint, a really wonderful car! For only $6,000 dollars. This is what America needs, this is what America wants! This is what every decent German wants!! Seig Heil !!! Seig Heil !!! Seig Heil !!!

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Dear Anna Kreisling, Flight Commander of AREA 51,
You just can't go flying off to China with Bill Clinton and not take me! Do you realize that I could make them Chinks pay me Billions of dollars,,,just to help them! When I leave office I will be the first President to make $22 Billion Dollars in under the table payments! God Bless America,,,and God is really blessing Joe Biden!
But Anna, we have bigger problems than an ALIEN Invasion in the Gobi Desert. The Supreme Court just over turned ROE VS. WADE,,,and now the States have control over the abortion issue.
This is bad, because now I will not have any control over who gets an abortion in the United States! Take Pete BUTT BOY BUTTICHEG for example. He has had 17 abortions! When those adopted kids of his start biting his nipple off, and he is tired of trying to breast feed them,,,he takes them out back and takes a chainsaw to the little buggers! I made this legal,,,you can kill your kid until he turns 18 years of age! This is called a really late term abortion! Man this is why you see very few teenagers walking around. Their parents have killed them,,,and I made it legal!!!
Speaking of abortions, I also have had 42 abortions. The Secret Service says I have a nine pound Turd stuck up my ass, and the doctors say that they can hear a heart beat!!
So out come the rubber gloves and they stick their hands inside,,,clear up to their elbows,,,and pull the little Turd Monster out!! JFC!! It looks just like me!! And the smell,,,,every day more and more of the Secret Service Agents quit because they can't go through this again!!
My Fellow Americans,,,everything is great,,,very soon I will have forced everyone into an electric car. For every TESLA they sell,,,they have to give me $22,000 dollars!
Folks, you do not have the right to buy gasoline powered cars anymore! The U.S. Government is here to help you!! And what we say,,,is what you will do!! Remember folks,,,we only waste $ONE TRILLION of your Tax Dollars each year. Do you think we care??? What we say,,,,is what you will do.

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Dear President Xi Jinping of China,
If Adolf Hitler and Heinrich Himmler agree to help you destroy this Alien Invasion, you will also have to withdraw the 45,000 troops you have installed at the Panama Canal. You will have to withdraw the 135,000 Chinese Military Advisors you have in Mexico. However I am in favor of you staying in Mexico if you promise to kill the 535,000 Mexican Drug Cartel Gang Members who are currently running the country! Our current President Joe Biden is doing his best to see to it that these GANG MEMBERS destroy the United States of America.
First President Xi, yes China is in grave danger, tomorrow is friday and five of our planets in our Solar System are in perfect allignment. This means that a massive Invasion force in Space is on its way to Earth. For the average person to understand this,,,this is like a five lane highway all lit up to show the way for this invading fleet to attack the Earth.
When you activated your Time Portal, you sent an energy signal that the Earth was ready to be conquered. We here at AREA 51 have had to fight off seven Alien attacks. The only reason we survived is that we have superior firepower and energy reserves than the Aliens. But you have none of the superior weapons that we have. This is why the Gobi Desert is perfect for their invasion.
President Xi, I will fly over with Bill Clinton to see for myself which race of Aliens you are facing. We can talk and discuss what must be done to save China.
Sincerely yours,
FLIGHT DIRECTOR OF AREA 51

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