Junkers Ju 390

1943

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Junkers Ju 390

Six-engined long-range development of the Ju 290. A wing section was inserted with an additional engine, and the fuselage was stretched. One made a transatlantic test flight to within 20km of New York. Two built.

Junkers Ju 390

Specification 
 CREW10
 ENGINE6 x 1268kW BMW 801D radial engines
 WEIGHTS
  Take-off weight75500 kg166450 lb
 DIMENSIONS
  Wingspan50.30 m165 ft 0 in
  Length34.00 m112 ft 7 in
  Height6.90 m23 ft 8 in
 PERFORMANCE
  Max. speed505 km/h314 mph
  Ceiling6100 m20000 ft
  Range9700 km6027 miles
 ARMAMENT5 x 20mm cannon, 3 x 13mm machine-guns

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President Xi Jinping CHINA, 12.12.2021 03:36

Dear President Vladimir Putin CCCP,
Our Moon Rover on the Dark side of the Moon has found an interesting object in the distance! As our Rover drew nearer we found out that it was a small portable Transponder and radar unit probably installed in 1972. As we filmed this device a very tall buxom Nazi German Girl walked up and did some service on it? She then came over and picked up our Chinese Rover and threw it in the back of her Kubelwagen and drove it to a Nazi Moon base! It is now being used in a Kindergarten playground for German school children to play on!
Vladimir, this proves that Nazi's are on the Moon! I have told Joe Biden to arrest Anna Kreisling, but he says he can't!!
Vladimir my Intelligence Agents are reporting to me that the Nazi's are flying massive numbers of weapons into the UKRAINE, and three SS PANZER DIVISIONS! The SS Leibstandarte,,SS Totenkopf,,,and SS Das Reich!
I am so happy my Chinese Butt is safe here in China, and no where near the Ukraine!

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Vladimir Putin Moscow CCCP, 08.12.2021 20:50

Dear CNN NEWS,
I need your help in understanding your American English! I think President Joe Biden told me it was O.K. to invade the UKRAINE, but I could not understand a word he said! Here is an example of our conversation;
PUTIN: " So you are saying that I can invade?"
Joe Biden: " Hey Man, are you nuts? Did you screw a cat last night? Put the pussy aside and make with the positive waves!"
Putin: So I can kill all the women and children in the Ukraine?
Joe Biden: "Do you think I care or give a Rat's Ass about what you wear to the bathroom! Baby you've gots to get with the program! If CornPOP was here he would kick your Russian Heine, but don't worry Man, I can save you from CORN POP!
Putin: So you are saying I can invade the Ukraine??
Biden; Hey man, why don't you go rape Angela Merkel, I hear she really likes the rough stuff! I really tried Baby, but she won't even change my diaper!

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President Joe Biden USA, 28.11.2021 22:00

Dear Dr. Alfred Price,,,,London,

Like most highly educated British Limeys you really smell bad. Let me tell you about a really bad smell, I was up at the podium, giving a great speech, when poop and turds started rolling down my leg! My Depends diaper can't handle all the crap that I say on stage, so it just starts oozing out! Luckily I have the Secret Service to change my diaper so I can get going! It is hazardous being a Secret Service Agent!
Now about this flight of the Junkers JU-390 over New York on August 28th 1943. Of course it happened, President Roosevelt gave the order that the P-47 Thunderbolts guarding New York to stand down and to stay on the ground. Why?
Phone calls came in from Michigan that a German Photo Recon plane had been spotted. Then the British Intelligence had notified President Roosevelt that a photo recon JU-390 had flown from Norway with the probable destination of being New York. Roosevelt did not want this plane to be shot down over New York because of the panic it would cause! Also it would draw attention to the Atomic Bomb race that was going on between Germany and the United States.
Anna Kreisling and Hans Panchez knew they had a 50% chance of surviving over New York. But both knew that this mission was vital. Why? Because it would send a clear message to President Roosevelt that New York would come under an Atomic Bomb attack if he based B-29's in England and Berlin was hit. Also the Luftwaffe never conducted a bombing raid of this importance unless a photo recon flight was done first.
Another factor was Hitler, who wanted to destroy the factories in Michigan which were making massive numbers of Bombers and war equipment for the USA.
Hitler knew that even if the Junkers Ju-390 was shot down over New York, it would still be a great victory for the Third Reich. The American public would have been in a panic that a bomber was over New York.
So President Roosevelt did the smart choice, he ordered a stand down and to keep this flight Top Secret! The real problem was keeping the NEW YORK TIMES from publishing the pictures they had taken of the Ju-390. But after the OSS and the FBI confiscated these pictures, President Roosevelt himself called the New York Times and said this was a matter of National Security, and they could go to prison for printing such a story! They complied.
So my fellow Americans, you can understand why I must keep the Kennedy Assaination a TOP SECRET, and also everything about KG-200, AREA 51, Anna Kreisling, and Operation Paperclip and the real reason we invaded IRAQ, and the Vietnam War classified Top Secret!

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Dr. Alfred Price,,, LONDON, 21.11.2021 05:03

After three years of research, I have come to the conclusion that many people do not accept the flight of the Junkers JU-390 over New York for two reasons.
1. They are arrogant smug Americans who can not imagine an enemy aircraft over America, even though 12 years ago a Russian Bear Bomber flying off the coast of California decided to take a short cut to Cuba by overflying California, Arizona, New Mexico and Texas on its way to land at Havana, Cuba! This was classified TOP SECRET because the USAF was not aware of this flight until the Tupolev Bear Bomber was over the Gulf of Mexico!
2. A beautiful German Woman helped fly the Junkers JU-390 over New York. 99% of the time Americans always will not admit that a woman can also be a great pilot. Hans Pancherz the German pilot of this JU-390 said it best.
"When plans for this flight were being drawn up it struck fear into our hearts that we could pull this off. But when Anna became part of our Flight Team, she showed such enthusiasm, such dedication to this Recon Flight, that soon all of us showed no fear with what we were facing. Over Michigan she proved the value of having a beautiful woman on board. The American Training planes we met, AT-6's, were more interested in her, than the six engined Junkers we were flying!"
Another point I would like to make is that President Biden was asked by CNN NEWS why KG-200 and this flight was still considered TOP SECRET, and he said," Hey man, I just classifed 68,000 papers on the KENNEDY ASSASINATION TOP SECRET, the American People do not need to know about the Kennedy Assasination, or events in World War II, or AREA 51!"

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Sheik Hassan Nasrallah, 14.11.2021 02:00

Sheik Hassan Nasrallah
Leader of Hezbollah, Lebannon

Dear American Infidels,
Praise be to Allah that Joe Biden is allowing 1,200 ISIS K Terrorists to come across the Texas Border each month. Soon you will see every Muslim in America go out and buy a FORD Mustang and kidnap 500 PLAYBOY BUNNIES so we don't have to wait to get to heaven to have our 72 Virgins! Who needs Virgins anyway??? 500 PLAYBOY BUNNIES AND A FORD MUSTANG IS what every Muslim Boy and Girl wants!!!
Well here I am in sunny Beirut, trying on some bras and panties I bought in Paris! My, My, they look so fabulous, so lacy and cute! So why am I writing to you Donald Duck, Porky Pig Americans??? Because I am jealous! Have you seen the butt on Anna Kreisling? How can I compete with that gorgeous firm tanned ASS of hers! She is over 100 years old and she looks like she is 35 years of age!
Let me tell you, I would give anything to have this GATE Technology that the Nazi's developed from THE BELL, the most valued and secret of all the Nazi Scientific discoveries from World War II. When Nazi SS Col. Hans Kammler landed at Wright Patterson AFB on May 28th,1945, in a Junkers JU-390 with THE BELL, the OSS celebrated their greatest achievement of World War II. Stalin was enraged when he found out about this! Also Hitler, Eva and Blondi his German Shepherd were never to be found in Berlin! Hans Baur, Hannah Reitsch, and Anna Kreisling were gone!
For all of you World War II historians, this is really what OPERATION PAPERCLIP was all about. The evacuation of all Nazi artifacts, weapons, technology and people out of Germany! Remember this, JOE BIDEN has just ruled that 110,000 pages about the Kennedy assasination will remain TOP SECRET. Also 68,000 TOP SECRET Documents about KG-200 and Anna Kreisling will remain TOP SECRET, and this is stuff from World War II.

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Senator Bernie Sanders, 13.11.2021 07:52

Hey Joe,,,Here is my latest song I have written!

ONE AND ONE IS TWO,,,TWO AND TWO IS FOUR,,
I FEEL SO BAD THAT I'M LOSING THE WAR!!
SO DON'T YOU,,,STEP ON MY BLUE SUEDE SHOES!
You can do anything,,except step on my BLUE SUEDE SHOES!!!

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President Joe Biden USA, 03.11.2021 08:03

Well folks, here I am in Air Force ONE, half way across the Atlantic Ocean heading home. It amazes me how big the Atlantic Ocean is! Eight hours of Jet flying just to cross this vast ocean. It took Charles Lindberg 34 hours to cross it flying 105 m.p.h.,,,It took Hans Pancherz and Anna Kreisling 14 hours to cross the Atlantic Ocean after they were over New York in their Junkers JU-390. They landed in Le Bourget Airfield outside of Paris just like Lindberg! Folks when I land I'm going to celebrate our victories tonight in Virginia and New Jersey! The American People want what I want.
Folks I do have some bad News though. Global Warming is not caused by cows farting and Hot Rod Cars. The truth is Global warming is caused by Sun Spots and the fact that the Moon is failing to orbit the Earth in a proper way. It is getting closer to the Earth by 33 miles each year, its orbit is in decay. This is causing the Earth to get closer to the Sun each year by 3,000 Miles in its orbit around the Sun. So if my calculations are correct, by the year 2031, one of two things are going to happen. First the Moon will crash into the Earth and obliterate out planet. Or??? The Earth will be to close to the Sun for us to have any form of Life on the Planet Earth.
So, Have a Merry Christmas this year,,and take my advice,,, Why Worry??? I never Worry! I'm happy if I can make it to the bathroom after I give one of my famous speeches!! Folks NASA Flight Director John Goddard is going to figure out how to save our planet, so don't listen to President Xi Jinping of China, the guy is an Asshole! All that he does is sit around all day and dreams about conquering the world,,, Not saving it.

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President Xi Jinping CHINA, 01.11.2021 00:41

My Intelligence Services have told me that this John Goddard of NASA is actually a CIA Deep Cover Officer by the name Scott McKensie. This is a part of the NSA and CIA cover up, so that you Americans do not find the truth about Anna Kreisling. She can write a very moving letter, which has affected me deeply.
Back 25 years ago when Bill Clinton was President, China and the USA had great relations. But now the CIA and Joe Biden are wanting a Nuclear War with China. Why? With China destroyed the United States will be the No. 1 power in the world.
Also your own scientists are warning that unless we have a Nuclear War the human population will so large it will destroy the planet Earth.
However we in the Chinese Communist Party have an ACE up our sleeve. We have 5,687 long range ICBM's that reach the United States, the U.S. has only 985 rockets that can reach China. So we will win the coming Nuclear War!
So very soon we will demand California, Alaska and Hawaii be given to China or else we will level every city in America.
How do you like dem apples Joe? You stinking Yankee Doodle Dandy! Who is changing your Depends underwear? Did you poop your pants after reading this?

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Dr. John Goddard NASA, 26.10.2021 07:09

NASA FLIGHT OPERATIONS DIRECTOR;
Houston, Texas

Dear Dr. Andrew Wyeth, The NEW YORK TIMES,

I am sick and tired of your articles about our Moon Landing being a fake in 1969. We did land on the Moon, but we did have help. When Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong were coming down they landed in the wrong spot. The LEM was very near a crater and another ten feet, they would have tumbled down into the crater and probably would have died.
Thanks to the German NAZI'S who were already on the Moon, they came out with their Mark III Moon Panzers and picked up the LEM and put it on a trailer and transported it to a nice flat area! Then they helped with the cameras and the lighting and set the stage for Neil Armstrong's famous trip down the ladder! Guess who was filming Neil?? That's right, it was Anna Kreisling with some Nazi Third graders clapping as Neil came down the ladder! Thank goodness we have Nazi's on the Moon!
Praise the Lord that the Nazi's have such advanced Technology! I spent seven days on the Moon for Octoberfest this year and there is nothing like these gorgeous German Beer Maidens with these 44DD Breasts bouncing around in such low gravity! Let me tell you going to the Moon is such a wonderful experience! Do you know how great it is to look through a Zeiss and Leica Telescope on the Moon! How great it is to play golf on the Moon!
Anna Kreisling has told me that once I retire from NASA, I can come and retire and work on the Moon!
God bless Texas, God bless America, and God bless all our hard working Nazi's on the Moon!!

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Anna Kreisling KG-200, 19.10.2021 07:14

Tonight it is cold and chilly at AREA 51, as I look into the night sky the Moon is so beautiful, so full and majestic. I feel sad tonight, but I have a lot to be thankful for.
President Bill Clinton is doing well in a hospital in Los Angeles. I still consider Bill Clinton to be the last Great President of the United States. When he left office we had a Balanced Budget, America was fiscally strong. Now in 2021 we are $28 Trillion Dollars in debt, this means every man woman and child owes the U.S. Government $ 320,000 dollars.
Last night I was in Porterville California and it rained. The weather forecasters said it would never rain again in California, but last night it rained and it was wonderful. Monday morning everything smelled fresh and new. I spoke with my friend James Newsom and told him of the book that I have finished writing. The Title is ,,," I flew for Adolf Hitler",, it is about my life inside the Third Reich.
So why did I write this book? Perhaps it is because of all the lies that are spoken about Hitler. These lies are part of a British plan during the war to spread false propaganda about Adolf Hitler. Example; The British say that Adolf Hitler poisoned his dog Blondi in the Bunker in 1945. Blondi was taken to Argentina with Hitler and Eva!
Next the British claim that Hitler was a homosexual, when actually he adored and cherished women. He was polite, very humorous, a great dancer, and he loved the company of women. My father Heinrich Himmler every Friday night would provide a Mercedes Benz with a gorgeous Blonde in the back seat, and Hitler loved these erotic liasons. Today we call this Auto-erotica, and Hitler loved his cars and women. This of course ended in 1939 when we went to war.
Anyway I hope I can find a publisher for my book. I have been told that no publisher will touch it in the United States, because Joe Biden has Banned all books about the Third Reich and German Women in Aviation. Even Hannah Reitsch's book,,," The Sky, My Kingdom",,has been banned.
Tonight as I look at the Moon, what makes me sad is our treatment of the African and Asian Elephants. So many baby elephants have been killed by hunters and poachers. Our Leaders like Joe Biden are doing nothing to stop the slaughter of our beautiful and majestic Elephants.
We have fewer than 5,000 Elephants left alive in Africa. Each month poachers and hunters kill more than 325 of them. Within two years the African Elephant will be extinct unless the leaders of the world put a stop to this murder.
We as Germans have always understood that we are the caretakers of this planet. We know the incredible beauty and love that animals like the elephant bring to our lives. These wild animals deserve to live. There is nothing sadder than to watch a baby elephant die. This is why all of us need to write President Joe Biden and use the power of the United States to stop the killing of our elephants. Joe Biden can stop the slaughter. European Leaders could stop the killing. African Leaders can stop the murder and killing of the World's Elephants!

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Gen. Scott Andrews USAF, 16.10.2021 08:40

The Defense Department has now confirmed that these so called UFO's flying off the East Coast of the United States are remotely controlled, unmanned craft from AREA 51.
Make no mistake, Anna Kreisling who is the Flight Commander of AREA 51 has authorized these missions. Russian Bombers and Terrorist flown jets will have no chance surviving these lethal Mach 12 fighters.
What concerns me is how fast she flew President Bill Clinton to a hospital in Los Angeles in an hour and a half. He was in Bahrain when he became ill, and she flew him in her personal spacecraft from Bahrain to Los Angeles in an hour and a half!! Folks that is fast, and he arrived in time to be saved from a serious infection!
I am amazed how 58,000 documents from World War II are still classifed TOP SECRET. All related to OPERATION PAPERCLIP. Even Senator Bernie Sanders can not open these documents! President Joe Biden can not open these documents! Amazing!
I am writing this because the American People have the right to know the truth about what happened at the end of World War II. If you want to know, focus on Martin Bormann, who was always with Hitler.
In the Bunker in 1945 three of the best pilots in the world were there from orders from Martin Bormann. Hans Baur, Hannah Reitsch, and Anna Kreisling.
We know today that Martin Bormann made it to South America, as well as Adolf Hitler, Eva, and even his dog Blondi!
What the Russians took to Stalin and claimed was Hitler was a skull from a 42 year old woman! DNA has proved this, Stalin for many years knew the truth and from 1946 to 1950 he had over 300 cables sent demanding to know where the WHITE WOLF was! Where the Gray Wolf was! Code names for Hitler and Anna Kreisling.
In conclusion President Joe Biden must be asked the question," Why are you afraid to talk about Anna Kreisling??"

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President Joe Biden USA, 11.10.2021 20:14

My Fellow Americans,
To show the world how tough I am, I have ordered all the Wolf Puppies in Idaho, Montana and throughout the Western United States murdered. Folks just check with the Dept. of Agriculture and you will find this is true.
Next, all White women will be forced to have an abortion over the next seven years, this way the White population will only be 22% of the population. This is the way we will get rid of all Racist White people!
Finally the 900,000 Haitians who have crossed our Border illegally will be rounded up and sent to New York. Central Park will be turned into a massive Tent city. This way we can prove to the world that the rich, fat, New York Democrats love Black People!!
In conclusion, I want all you folks to know that Bernie Sanders is in charge, whatever this Leftist Liberal Communist wants,,,BERNIE GETS!! Can you hear me Donald Trump??
Bernie is my Bro,,,together we will ride into the sunset looking for Anna Kreisling, him on his Vespa Scooter and me on my Harley Davidson Wide Glide. When we find her we are going to tear off her black lace bra and gaze at those big bouncing Titties and then we will know that there is a God.

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President Xi Jinping CHINA, 30.09.2021 07:35

At this time I would like to congratulate Anna Kreisling for rescuing the 450 NATO Troops left behind by President Joe Biden. My Intelligence officers informed me that you did this at the request of Chancellor Angela Merkel, because she wanted the German and French and British Troops saved. Joe Biden did not give a Rat's Ass about those troops!!
Joe I have a good deal for you! You give us Hawaii and Alaska and we will give you $3.5 Trillion Dollars so you can pay for your programs! Here is what is in that bill.
1. $826 Billion so you can have every member of the USA Military can watch 135 hours of GAY PORN MOVIES. Any soldier who does not like GAY PORN MOVIES WILL BE PURGED FROM THE MILITARY!!
2. $567 Billion will be spent to DEFUND THE POLICE and destroy every Police Dept. in America.
3. $756 Billion will be spent on NEW HISTORY BOOKS and Teachers to teach that America is a BAD COUNTRY ,,,AND GEORGE WASHINGTON WAS A RACIST, THAT ALL WHITE SOLDIERS WHO DIED IN THE CIVIL WAR FREEING THE SLAVES WERE ALL A BUNCH OF RACISTS AND THAT BLACK PEOPLE AREN'T RACISTS EVEN THOUGH THEY WANT TO KILL ALL THE JEWS AND SHOOT ALL BLACK CHILDREN IN THE BACK WITH THEIR 9MM HANDGUNS.
Joe nothing happens by accident, if you are listening to Bernie Sanders, then you are a crazy Lunatic. You should be listening to Bill Clinton. He knew how to Balance a Budget and have JLO and Anna Kreisling come to CHINA and party. I say to J-LO,,,BACK IT UP,,,BACK IT UP,,,,BACK IT UP BABY AND LET'S GET IT ON!!! BUT JOE ALL THAT YOU SAY is,,," I NEED TO DRINK MORE PRUNE JUICE,,,AND PLEASE CHANGE MY DEPENDS DIAPER!!!"

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Detective Mark Ferguson, 23.09.2021 02:11

Dear Dr. Watson,
One of the wealthiest men in America has employed me for the last three years to track down this Anna Kreisling. Why? He is convinced that with the Nazi Die Glocke captured by the U.S. that the Nazi's delivered by SS Gen. Hans Kammler, that this is the machine that led to the development of GATE Technology. That the reason Adolf Hitler, Heinrich Himmler and Anna Kreisling are still alive is that their DNA are encoded into this machine. All that they have to do to stay young and vital is to step into this GATE, this portal that can not only go through time and space but restore their life.
This last Saturday I was at Porterville Airport and watched as Anna Kreisling rolled out of a hangar a pristine Fokker D-7 from 1918. Many of the pilots there including myself was in awe of this biplane. It had a straight six, 185 h.p. BMW motor. No machineguns, because it now was a classic two seater aircraft.
So guess who she took up flying with her?? Sally Kellerman, who had no trouble getting into the front seat! Let me tell you both of these ladies are gorgeous! Frost blonde hair, beautiful eyes, red lips and athletic toned figures!
On takeoff Anna rolled off to the right and headed for Lake Success. Folks I am not the only one who has seen Anna Kreisling, many have. Think about this, we know today that Martin Bormann made it out of Berlin and made it to South America. If Bormann escaped he escaped with Eva and Adolf Hitler. It was Martin Bormann who ordered Anna Kreisling to come to Berlin. Three of the greatest pilots in the world were in that Bunker with Adolf Hitler. Hans Baur, Hannah Reitsch, and Anna Kreisling.
While Hitler was escaping, SS Col. Hans Kammler was delivering the greatest prize of the war,,,Die Glocke,,in a Junkers JU-390 at Wright Patterson Air Base.

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Group Captain Malcolm Scott, 25.08.2021 05:02

Group Captain Malcolm Scott, Royal Air Force

On August 7th we awoke at Bagram Air Base in Afghanistan to find all the Americans were gone. Why? This left only 430 British, German and French military people to defend this airbase! We found out that President Biden without consulting his NATO allies, decided to pull everyone out without telling the rest of us! Outside in the countryside was more than 4,000 Taliban, who for the moment did not know this either!
Luckily we had 87 members of the French Foreign Legion who organized the Afghan Army, who numbered 326 chaps, who had not been paid in three months by the corrupt Afghan Government to fight with us.
The next day the Taliban found out that the Americans abandoned us, and they mounted a full assault. After six hours of fighting they pulled back with massive losses. We had eight helicopter gunships flown by British pilots and they showed no mercy to these Terrorists.
The French Foreign Legionaires killed hundreds of them and so did our German troops.
The next day came another assault and they captured part of the airbase, the hospital. 26 British, French and German Nurses were captured and raped by the Taliban.
All night we could hear their screams and wondered why President Biden would abandon us to the mercy of the Taliban!
Less than 250 of us were now alive, and we had no more fuel for our helicopters, low on ammo, almost without hope except the French. These soldiers were looking forward to killing more of these Taliban and they walked around smiling!
Let me tell you I am not that tough or brave! Suddenly the radio told us that three airships were coming in to pick us up! We went outside and three massive Russian Antonov Cargo planes landed. Other smaller disc like objects were overhead and the Taliban began to die screaming by the hundreds. Not by guns and bullets, but by high frequency Microwaves, which caused their eyes to explode and destroyed and fried their brains! I had never seen so many Taliban die so quickly! In the distance we could see Anna Kreisling walking towards us and directing us into the massive Cargo Jets. We flew out happy to be alive, and Anna came and congratulated us on holding out as long as we did. She gave each member of the French Foreign Legion a bottle of Kilbeggan Irish Whiskey and said they were magnificent soldiers! All of us toasted our good luck to be alive.

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Anna Kreisling KG-200, 19.08.2021 03:26

My heart really goes out to the people of Afghanistan. In 1938 Heinrich Himmler sent me on a mission to Tibet and Afghanistan to find the origins of the Master Race. Ernst Schafer the leader of this expedition was convinced that the Aryan Race began in Tibet. While I was in Afghanistan I was amazed at how the Children were so intelligent and kind, many with Green eyes from the genetic genes of Alexander the Great's Army.
This is why Joe Biden is such a racist scumbag. The people of Afghanistan are intelligent and are worth saving! The women and children of Afghanistan are worth saving! America used to stand for Freedom and Justice for all. Not the rich in New York city, but for all people!
Will Joe Biden abandon Europe? Taiwan? Hong Kong? The logic of Joe Biden is that California should be given to China so we won't make them angry! What a Loser and Coward he is. When he came to office he bragged about what a great leader he was going to be, but now the Marx Brothers or the THREE STOOGES can do a better job!

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President Joe Biden USA, 12.08.2021 04:28

Well folks, just wanted to let you know that Bernie and me are in Sturgis for the Big Harley Davidson Cocaine and Strippers Rally! I came riding in on my Harley Wide Glide wearing a Silvery G-String and a Raccoon Skin Hat!! Bernie came riding in with me on his Vespa Scooter and dressed like the FLYING NUN,,SMOKING A HUGE HAVANA CIGAR!! The local girls started screaming when they saw my bony white wrinkled butt!! Man they thought I was Elvis!
This is what America is all about!! Riding your Harley, coming into towns with my Bro Bernie, and scaring the crap out of all the Republicans,,,man they see my Butt and they go to running!

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Dr. Alex Buchanan YALE, 07.08.2021 09:39

Dear Dr. Larson UCLA,
During the war Hitler had five doubles that stood in for him from time to time. On August 25 and 26th 1943 Adolf Hitler was in Norway with the entire Nazi High Command to attend a party for Anna Kreisling and Hans Pancherz. This information was collected by British Intelligence who had agents at this party.
They describe Anna Kreisling at the party was adorned with a diamond white dress that was barely there, she was completely topless with a black mask and a German Eagle adorned on her head. She made her entrance with Hitler and Heinrich Himmler.
Inside this massive hangar was the Junkers JU-390 that was ready to fly to Canada, Michigan and then on to New York.
All of this was reported to London, which at the time was not believed by Winston Churchill and was never passed on to the Americans. Why? Because the British had sightings of Hitler at the Wolf's Lair and why would Hitler want to attend such a party??
The British Agents also reported on the take-off of the Junkers JU-390 using rockets to assist. But it was the pictures of Anna Kreisling that almost caused Winston Churchill to swallow his cigar! He yelled at MI6 that these agents in Norway were having to good of a time taking pictures of her gorgeous tanned butt, and what were they doing at this party??

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President Xi Jinping CHINA, 23.07.2021 02:44

Dear President Joe Biden,
Your comments about President Trump, that all he did was work for the benefit of Russia is untrue. President Vladimir Putin of Russia talked with TRUMP for hours to arrest Anna Kreisling so he could bring her to Moscow in chains. But TRUMP said No,,,very firmly many times to him, why?? Because Anna Kreisling is an American Citizen and can not be arrested and handed over to the Russians! Also she knows so many of our National Secrets and as Flight Director at AREA 51,,she is protected by the CIA and the NSA. As you can see President TRUMP did not bow to Russian demands.
Dear President Joe Biden, we in CHINA want to help you with all the problems you are having with your newest Aircraft Carrier the U.S.S. Gerald FORD. $2 Billion Dollars over your budget and you can't get this ship sailing?? Have you Americans forgot hot to build an Aircraft Carrier?? We in CHINA are building 150 light attack Aircraft Carriers, with our new NAVY we are going to conquer the Phillipines, Vietnam, Hawaii, Japan and even Australia. Soon we will have the largest NAVY in the world,,,and you will still be working on your U.S.S. Gerald FORD!! What a bunch of losers you Yankee Dogs are! How do you like dem Apples Joe??

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Anna Kreisling KG-200, 04.07.2021 20:19

Happy 4th of July, America!
My best wishes go out to our troops around the world. No nation has finer troops than the United States of America. The German Children during the Berlin Airlift received chocolates and food from the American Pilots and troops. In Afghanistan more than 375,000 children received food and medical attention. No other soldiers in the world do more for children than the American soldiers!
I have a lot to be thankful for, if I had been captured by the Russians in 1945 I would have been raped and brutally tortured to death. Instead soldiers from Patton's Tank Army captured me and put me to work pouring coffee and later helped me feed the children in Germany.
America has a great and proud history, you should never give up teaching about George Washington and our founding fathers. Do not listen to these Communist Leftist Morons who want to destroy and revise American History.
So get out there and celebrate, support your Police, take pride in the American Flag, salute it and cherish it. Pass on to your children American Values of Truth, justice and the American way of life. Take your children to church and teach them how to shoot. This way they will never let the Communists and Criminals take away their rights as Americans!

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