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My Fellow Republicans,

First the GOOD NEWS; Pete Hegseth led 27 ICE AGENTS into the Storm Drains of Los Angeles and later they found his body! Arms and legs torn off, but his head still had a bottle of whiskey which he was gurgling down!!
Now the BAD NEWS; Mike Johnson, that Turd who runs Congress is now talking with the NEW YORK TIMES,,He is spilling the beans about his NEW COOK BOOK,,,,,HOW TO COOK AND EAT A DEMOCRAT!! It turns out that this whiny Homo Nerd Turd with glasses is also a CANNIBAL!! He also is sleeping with Hannibal Lecter and together they plan more cook books for the Cannibals out there that need Cookbooks!!
Last night on my show President Trump outlined his new HEALTH CARE PLAN designed to replace OBAMA CARE!! The cost to you Americans will be $55,000 a year! When you go to the hospital and they have you for one month, TRUMP CARE will pay $50 dollars towards your bill!!! Only hospital stays of one month will receive the $50 dollars!!
So folks, that solves our HEALTH CARE CRISIS!! NO DENTAL, NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT!!
Then Donald went on to describe how GREAT it was to get kicked in the Balls by Anna Kreisling. He said," Eight times she kicked me in my CAJONES,,,Eight times!! It was the greatest day in my life!! I finally learned that you don't try to rape a woman when she is washing a Junkers JU-390 aircraft!! Afterwards we had a party in that BLACK HANGAR, GERMAN BANDS, and ice cold KILBEGGAN WHISKEY!! Did you know that KILBEGGAN WHISKEY is Adolf Hitler's favorite whiskey!! ICE COLD!! During World War 2 he always had a U-Boat off the coast of Ireland, to pick up KILBEGGAN WHISKEY FOR HIM!!!"

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TO; The People of Los Angeles,

I have some really BAD News, all the ICE Agents and 4,500 National Guard Troops have been killed and eaten by these Gigantic ANTS and other Monsters. We need more ICE AGENTS, WE NEED PETE HEGSETH to come here with all the U.S. ARMY troops he can find! We need more ICE AGENTS,,,DO YOU THINK I AM GOING DOWN INTO THOSE STORM DRAINS!! There are over 700 miles of them beneath Los Angeles!!

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Ladies and Gentlemen, and members of the NEWS PRESS
This is an Emergency so stand by and tune in to CNN NEWS,

With the coordination and approval of the President of the United States I have called in the National Guard and the ARMY, and the entire Armed Forces into the streets of Los Angeles! Martial Law is now in effect!
Now let me explain why I have taken such a drastic action. Recently in the desert near AREA 51, Gigantic Spiders and Ants and Scorpions have killed and eaten thousands of people. These creatures have also been sighted in New Mexico, but also in the storm drains beneath the city of Los Angeles.
Recently during a TRUMP RALLY, they ate and devoured hundreds of his supporters! No one reported this on CNN!! But when they showed up at a LAKERS GAME,,,everyone started screaming and panic flooded the city.
As Governor of California, Martial Law is now under affect in Los Angeles. President Trump is sending ICE and the National Guard into the storm drains of Los Angeles to find these creatures and destroy them!

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My Fellow Americans,

Today is a very sad day for our Great Nation. Ace Frehley the lead guitarist for KISS, has passed away at the age of 74.
Years ago KISS was my favorite band, you would show up at a party and when KISS STARTED TO PLAY, YOU would tear the dresses off of the bitches and really get with it!!
So my Fellow Americans, I am ordering all the Flags around the world to be lowered to half-staff. I want a Postal Stamp to honor the BAND KISS. I want all High Schools to have a KISS REMEMBRANCE DAY. Where all the students can listen to KISS and DANCE, and come to school looking like KISS. I want Pete Hegseth to dress up like KISS and have the Military celebrate KISS by bombing the hell out of GAZA!!
So many songs that I loved,,, GOD OF THUNDER,,,GOD OF ROCK AND ROLL,,,,BETH,,,,,I'm GONNA ROCK AND ROLL ALL NITE,,,AND PARTY EVERY DAY!!!

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To all my Family in India and Pakistan!

Dear Mamason and Papasita,
I am here talking to our drunk SOB, Pete Hegseth. I am picking my nose and eating the Burgers for lunch. Pete Hegseth is not a very nice Homo Guy,,he is always drinking and showing me pictures of dogs with No clothes on ,,,,this is shocking!! Shocking!! You are supposed to eat dogs not look at how they are naked!!
Good Golly Miss Molly, today in Portland Oregon there were 7,000 women riding their bicycles naked to protest our ICE BARBIE ICE AGENTS. Many of them were arrested for not having their tires inflated properly!
Fact; 70% of all naked women who ride bicycles and are arrested by ICE are RAPED, AND RAPED AGAIN,,,THEN WHEN THEY GET TO JAIL,,,THEY ARE RAPED AGAIN!! RAPE is very popular here in America!!
Yesterday I talked with Mike Johnson the Nerd with the glasses, and like Pete, he is also a HOMO GUY. He said I should watch my ass, because Pete is out to get me!! This really scared me! Now every time Pete comes around I hold a mirror so I can see my Butt,,and I make sure he does not steal it!!! GOOD GOLLY MISS MOLLY,,,THE MOST IMPORTANT THING YOU CAN DO IN LIFE IS TAKE CARE OF YOUR BUTT!! If your Butt is Good,,,YOU ARE GOOD!!
When I am with Donald Trump,,, i TELL HIM TO WATCH HIS BUTT,,,BECAUSE PETE HEGSETH wants his ass!! Donald tells me that he knows about this, and Pete is going to get fired because he wants to get rid of too many Butts in the Pentagon!!

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To; THE NEW YORK TIMES,

After Five years of research I have confirmed that the Junkers JU-390 FLIGHT to Cape Town South AFRICA in 1944 did happen. I have documents that show Hans Pancherz flew this plane carrying Martin Bormann to a meeting with the OSS, MI6 and Top American Officials including Dwight D. Eisenhower. This was the beginning of what you call OPERATION PAPERCLIP.
The flight of the Junkers JU-390 over New York on August 28th, 1943 started this endeavor of events.
Ask yourself some basic questions; Why are the files on KG-200 still classified TOP SECRET?? Why is the Nazi Nuclear Weapons Program never talked about in history?? Why was Heinrich Himmler in charge of this program and his contacts with America throughout the war???
All of these questions can be answered by reading about OPERATION PAPERCLIP. What do Anna Kreisling and Werner Von Braun have in common?? They were both brought to America by the OSS.

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My Fellow Americans,
Every hour I receive phone calls from Chicago, screaming and crying that they have lost thousands of loved ones to these Gigantic Ants. Now there are reports of GIGANTIC SPIDERS AND SCORPIONS roaming the streets and eating and devouring the Black folks!!
They want to know when will the National Guard get here and help stop these monsters from terrorizing the Black Community!!
Why is Donald TRUMP flying off to Israel, to dance and get drunk in the streets of Tel-Aviv when he said Chicago was a WAR ZONE, with all these GIANT ANTS scaring the pants off da Black folks!!
Amos and Andy on the 7th floor of the TRUMP COMMUNITY CENTER were taken by some of these GIANT ANTS and made to work in the local BURGER KING !!
Senator Jim Jordan told me NOT TO WORRY, because the LONGER THIS SHUT DOWN LASTS,,,WE WON'T HAVE TO SEND IN THE NATIONAL GUARD TO SAVE CHICAGO!! He says JEEPS ARE TO VALUABLE TO LOSE TO THESE GIANT ANTS AND CRIME HAS GONE DOWN 5,000 % SINCE THE Gigantic Scorpions have been roaming the streets!!

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Dear President Donald J. TRUMP,
GOD BLESS YOU DONALD TRUMP, MAY GOD BLESS ALL YOUR GREAT ENDEAVORS, THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH FOR NOT RELEASING THE EPSTEIN FILES,,,,I DO NOT WANT THE VIDEO TAPE of me and AOC HAVING A THREE WAY WITH A CHIMPANZEE!! OR ME AND HUNTER having a three-Way with Stormy Daniels,, and all that Cocaine,,,flying all over the place!!
Donald, be brave, youse gots to save our Bacon, youse gots to!!

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My Fellow Americans,
Many of you have not been told the entire story behind two of my most important decisions. First, I am sending the National Guard, 45,000 troops to Chicago to try to save the city and prevent a Nation wide Panic.
Two months ago, Anna Kreisling and some other Nazi Scientists released 14 giant Queen Ants into the City of Chicago. These Giant Ants range in size from 10 feet to 15 feet in length. They love the taste of human flesh and one Queen Ant can lay thousands of eggs. We don't know why she did this, maybe to get rid of the crime problem, or maybe the Nazi's like seeing these Giant Ants rip the arms and legs off of Spear Chuckers and watch them scream!! Whatever the reason as President I am sending in the National Guard to track down these Monsters!
My next decision NOT TO RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILE, is to save our U.S. Government and our Democracy. Every member of our Senate and Congress is shown in the Epstein Files raping and raping 8 year old girls, and even a few who were 14. Why??? Because we have the most corrupt Government in the world. The FBI says that the average Congressman spends $210,000 TAX DOLLARS a year on Hookers and Prostitutes!! This is why you have so many helicopters flying around Washington D.C.,,,they are bringing in the Hookers and you the TAX PAYERS are paying for it!!
So this is why I am Not Releasing the EPSTEIN FILES,,,SOMEONE HAS TO SAVE BILL CLINTON, SOMEONE HAS TO SAVE ELON MUSK.
When you are a Billionaire, someone has to save you and Make sure you pay NO TAXES!!

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T H E PRIME MINISTER OF JAPAN,,
Sanne Takaichi,

Greetings Tokyo!
Last night as you know Anna Kreisling landed in Tokyo with Taylor Swift and was greeted by the Mayor and our Emperor!
It was great to see Anna back in Japan, and she is here to help train our Japanese Defense Forces. As you know Japan took back the Kuril Islands which is sacred Japanese territory from the Russians several Years ago. With the help with Anna and her highly trained Japanese Samurai Warriors! But now Russia is threatening War and want to invade our Kuril Islands.
All of Tokyo is celebrating our Shinto Goddess of the Sun, our Emperor in 1945 was saved by Anna Kreisling when Stalin ordered an attack on the Emperor's Palace. Anna killed two of the attackers with her Samurai Sword and saved the life of our Emperor.
I am proud to be Japan's First Lady Prime Minister! Anna is here to honor Hiroshi Nishizawa, our Top Ace in World War II, and also Saburo Sakai, a legendary ZERO ACE PILOT!!

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Dear Anna Kreisling, Flight Director AREA 51,

If you allow everyone on this bus to live, I will stop trying to destroy OBAMA CARE,,,,I will stop trying to destroy Social Security, Medicare, and I will make sure that all Americans over 40 get FREE DENTAL CARE. I will stop trying to close our Veterans Hospitals. I will make sure that every Veteran has a home and not be on the street homeless! I don't care that my Billionaire Friends think! Elon Musk can stick a Tesla up his ass!!
Please Anna, I beg you,,,show everyone on that bus a Good Time and may God Bless Adolf Hitler and you for saving America!!

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Dear President Donald J. TRUMP,
You must stop this bus from entering AREA 51!! My KGB Spies tell me that FBI Director Kash Patel has stolen our Russian Moscow Sex Party tapes and if he dies, the NEW YORK TIMES will get this video!!
You must stop this bus!! Every member of your Cabinet that you are trying to kill has copies of this video! There must be another way of getting rid of these Morons besides killing them!
Get on the phone to Anna Kreisling and make a DEAL,,,YOU DO KNOW WHAT A DEAL is you TWIT!!

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Dear Anna Kreisling,
It is so cool that you kicked Donald Trump in the Balls eight times! That is so RAD,,,Melania could take some lessons from you!
I have a new album out and I was thinking about the Moon and the Stars, and what I would like to do over the next few years. Anna could I see the Moon? Could I go to Mars?? Very soon I will be married and I would love to go to the Moon on our honeymoon. Also Mars has always fascinated me. The original WAR OF THE WORLDS ,,is still one of my favorite movies.
Anna, please remember me if you ever have any room aboard your spacecraft. I have always dreamed about going to the Moon.

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Dear Mommy and Daddy,
This may very well be my last letter. Please bury me out by the apple tree next to my Dog, FUFU. Donald Trump is pissed out of his brains, they are diseased brains from to much Gonnoreah and Syphillis!! He told me to tell the Generals that they should be just like him!!
So I went out there and told them that they would have to eat 22 Cheeseburgers a day and get really FAT, FAT, FAT, and they would have to put on their resume that they were DRAFT DODGERS who had FAKE BONE SPURS. Then they would have to learn how to LIE, LIE, AND LIE SOME MORE!!
They would have to go out and have 3 ways with Stormy Daniels and Karen, and get naked at Hugh Hefners Parties, Jeffrey Epstein's Parties and Russian Sex parties!! Then you gots to Lie to the Southern Baptists and tell them you are a God Fearing Christian!! When you ask him what John 3:16 says,,,he will tell you its a Pimp that lives in New York, and he gots da best HO,HO, HO'S Money can buy!!
So now they can't find Joe Biden or that piece of Cat Crap Bernie Sanders so 22 ice ICE ICE agents came and got me and now I have to drive the bus into AREA 51,,THIS IS NO JOKE!!
God I wish I was back at FOX NEWS so I could yell at some Democrats and make up facts and figures, and then take out my belt and whip, whip, whip it good, Ann Coulters beautiful Asssss,,,and then let her scream about how bad the Democrats are!!!
Well I gots the Bus started,,,and I'm rolling down the Highway,,,,headed to AREA 51,,,,As I look around there is Kash Patel picking his nose, and so many TRUMP MAGA OFFICIALS,,, WOW,,,DONALD IS A GENIUS!! HE IS GOING TO BLAME THIS ON THE DEMOCRATS!! What a Guy!!!

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Dearest AOC, and OMAR THE JIHADI,

Bernie and I pulled into Las Vegas last night, he on his Vespa Scooter and me on my Harley Davidson Chopper. I wore my Biker Outfit, some Indian Boots, a silver G-String and a Coon Skin hat!! Bernie came dressed as the FLYING NUN, HE LOVED THAT SHOW!!
Anyway an hour ago on the radio they said that the Republicans were shutting down our U.S. Government.
Donald has vowed to cut out unnecessary programs such as Social Security, Medicare, money for our Veterans and their hospitals. Money for our troops, but he promised the Senate Republicans that he would double their salary and increase TAX CUTS for ELON MUSK.
Speaking of Donald, he just called me and tomorrow he wants me to drive a bus up North for two hours and enter AREA 51. Then I am to help arrest Anna Kreisling and an ALIEN named FRED!!
I YELLED AT HIM on the TELEPHONE,," DO YOU THINK I AM CRAZY!! NO ONE GETS OUT OF THERE ALIVE!!"
Then he bragged that he had been inside AREA 51, and helped Anna wash a Junkers JU-390 aircraft, and she had kicked him in the Cajones eight times just because he grabbed her Tits and Ass!!"
So tomorrow Bernie and I are going to ride to Bakersfield and rent a room and go out to the Buck Owens Crystal Palace and eat a 24 ounce steak with a baked Potato and some Black eyed Peas with Bacon!
Let's see Donald Trump drive that bus into AREA 51, Bernie and I have seen so much death and those Gigantic Hairy Spiders eating those poor Harvard Students!! We still have nightmares !!
A Great KUNG-FU Priest once told me," You can go up some stairs, and you can go down some stairs, but you can not find a bathroom when you are ready to explode, and piss all over the place!!"

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Dear President Joe Biden,
Please do not come driving into AREA 51 with a Bus full of important officials and expect to arrest FRED.
Joe have you ever done any deep thinking as to why Donald Trump has been elected President twice, despite the fact that the Democrats have waged unrelenting warfare against him??? What do the Democrats offer the American People??? More Gay sex, Seven different kinds of bathrooms for all the perverts, No more hunting or Guns, No more fishing, No Free Speech, Higher Taxes,, Save the Planet by everyone riding bicycles?????
Joe the FACT is it was the Democrats who elected Donald Trump. No one in their right mind would want what the Democrats are shoveling.
The Roman Empire fell because they had 7 Emperors in a row who were raving lunatics.
America has not had a great President since Bill Clinton. He balanced the Budget, our economy was doing fantastic, and everyone admired him, yet the Republicans spent $876 Million Tax Dollars trying to IMPEACH him.
This is why Adolf Hitler, Himmler and myself are trying to save America. After World War II, it was the USA which saved the world from a Communist Takeover, and we in the NAZI Party helped stop them.
I urge all Americans to look back in history at the year 1957. This was when America was at its height of power and glorious history. We were a FREE Nation then, full of optimism for the future. When our children every afternoon would watch SUPERMAN on television and they were proud to be living in America.
Now many 5th grade boys go home to watch Pornography, watch endless video game violence, and they are taught that America is a Racist Evil state.
This is not the America that I want. Why has President Trump not shut down Pornography on the internet???
We must restore America to its glorious past, where Truth and Justice for all prevail, Where America is once again a nation under God.

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My Fellow Democrats,
I'm back and I'm gonna run for President in 2028! How?? ELON MUSK has given me $228 Billion Dollars to run! Good Ole Joe is going to get Revenge against Donald Trump and than bitch Kamala!! My son Hunter Biden is going to be my Vice President and we are gonna make so much money!! A REAL FAMILY BUSINESS!! What could be more American!!
Donald is thrilled that I am back, he has given me the job of driving the Bus into AREA 51 and arrest FRED and Anna Kreisling!! Coming along with me will be Elon Musk, Vice President J.D. Vance, Nut job Kennedy, A.G. PAM BONDI AND FBI DIRECTOR Johnny Cash !! Also 55 ICE AGENTS!!
Folks I hate to say this,,,,but is this bus driving job a ONE WAY TICKET TO HELL??? Why does Donald want all these people to go into AREA 51??? NO ONE GETS OUT OF THERE ALIVE!! I should know, I attacked AREA 51 THREE TIMES!! We lost over 100,000 Mexican DRUG CARTEL MEMBERS, 88,000 RED CHINESE ARMY TROOPS,,,BOY THOSE CHINKS CAN REALLY SCREAM WHEN they are getting ate up by those GIANT SPIDERS!! More than 8,000 HARVARD HAMAS BRIGADE STUDENTS were ate alive!!
So why is Donald Trump sending us into AREA 51??? I'm gonna talk to my boss Xi Jinping in China before I drive my ass into AREA 51!!!
Folks this smells like a plot from Donald to kill all these Nose Picking Buger eating MAGA people who are constantly embarassing him!!
Also J.D. Vance won't step aside and let Donald run for President in 2028, this way he is going to become SPIDER SHIITTE!!!!

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Dear Anna Kreisling KG-200,
I live just outside London in what you would call an old Folks home. I am 96 years old but I remember seeing you on that platform with Adolf Hitler like it was yesterday. I was seven years old and my father who worked at the British Embassy took me to the 1936 Olympic Games.
You were probably 16, and beautiful, you were the personification of what the world was calling the Master Race. Ice blonde hair, crystal ice blue eyes and a confidence that I found amazing for your age.
The 1936 Olympic games in Berlin was incredible to see when I was seven years old.
Historians today who think they know all about the History of World War II, are naive in their perspective. By 1943, a very serious deadly race was going on. President Roosevelt knew in great details about the Nazi Atomic Bomb Program. He knew by 1943 a dirty lethal Atomic Bomb had been exploded inside Russia. This was conducted by the Germans to try to slow down the Red Army. It killed more than 20,000 Russians, but STALIN who did not know what happened just shrugged his shoulders and ordered the Red Army to keep advancing.
It was then that Hitler, who felt a sense of rage, ordered that New York would be used for the next Atomic Bomb Attack.
By 1942 the first Junkers JU-390 was photographed flying supplies to North Africa. At first it caused just a ripple of interest in this aircraft.
By 1943, three of these aircraft had been built, with one being the Long Range Recon Aircraft used by Hans Pancherz and Anna Kreisling.
Make no mistake, the Luftwaffe always flew Recon Missions before any bomblng. This was true over England in the Summer of 1940, and it was true in 1943. Another important thing to understand, is that Martin Bormann and Heinrich Himmler with Adolf Hitler's approval was conducting talks with the OSS and President Roosevelt and MI6, on how to end the war without using the Atomic Bomb. This was called OPERATION PAPERCLIP.
These talks were going slowly, to slow, and Germany needed to demonstrate that they could destroy New York and London if they had to. This led to the Junkers JU-390 leaving Norway on August 27th and flying towards Iceland, where a Junkers JU-290 Tanker aircraft was waiting to refuel the JU-390 flown by Hans Pancherz and Anna Kresiling.
The plan was simple, if the refueling was successful, the Junkers JU-390 would proceed to Canada. If not it would return to Norway.
It was successful, and on the morning of August 28th 1943 both Anna and Hans were thrilled when they entered American airspace over Michigan.
Then fear came to them when they saw four squadrons of AT-6 Training aircraft come out of nowhere and surround them. Anna kept her nerve and took off her blouse and headset and began pressing her breasts up against the cockpit glass and blow kisses to the flying cadet students. They flooded the radio's with a call about a Hot Blonde in a B-24 Liberator, she had to be seen to be believed!!
For eight minutes they flew along together in a dangerous formation of AT-6 Trainers trying to get closer for another look at the Hot Blonde!!
When they went their separate ways, the flying cadets still had no idea that they had met up with a Luftwaffe Recon aircraft. They were flying over Michigan and they assumed it had to be a B-24 Liberator!
The rest is well documented, at Noon the JU-390 was over New York city, they used the Empire State Building as ground zero for their pictures. After three slow and lazy turns over New York, they headed out for the vastness of the Atlantic Ocean. Nine hours later Anna would bring the Junkers in for a landing at a Luftwaffe base just outside Paris.
After this Recon Flight, Operation Paperclip would move quickly. Martin Bormann would be flown to Capetown South Africa to meet with the OSS and top Allied Leaders. Agreements would be reached, papers signed. With the promise that the Atomic Bomb would not be used against Germany. That no B-29's would be based in England, and New York would not be destroyed by a Nazi Nuclear Weapon.
Operation Paperclip would be the most successful operation of World War II, and led to a successful COLD WAR against Stalin and Russia.

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Leader of the Senate; Nancy Pelosi,

Dear Jonathan Wisenberg,
For once, Donald Trump is telling the truth.

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Dear Nancy Pelosi, San Francisco,
As a fellow Democrat I am amazed at how many Nazi's live on the coast here. I mean they are all over the place, driving their TESLA'S and drinking drinking St. Pauli Girl Beer and having a bratwurst for breakfast. So many Surfers here are Nazi's, there are over 5,000 Surfers who belong to the LUFTWAFFE PISMO SURFERS CLUB. Many of them are girls!! They walk around Topless, tan and if any ICE Police try to rape them and take them into custody they get the Dookies beat out of them by the local Surfer Dudes!!
Nancy last night I went to a Nazi Rally in San Luis Obispo!! 4,500 Nazi's were there!! Heinrich Himmler spoke, then Martin Bormann, then Anna Kreisling!! Then a huge celebration began with German Bands from Munich, and THEN KISS,,,,and then AC DC !! Then Adolf Hitler took the stage and we listened to his mastery of the German Language!!
Nancy after listening to Adolf Hitler, Donald Trump sounds like a Hillbilly Retarded Dimwit who only knows about Grits and Taters!!
By the way Donald is saying that he ate your pussy for two hours and it tasted like a dead crab. Is he telling the truth??? OR IS IT ANOTHER ONE OF HIS MANY LIES?????
Saturday morning I went to the Donut to look at all the cars. Heinrich Himmler was there with Anna Kreisling. They arrived in a red 1931 Alfa Romeo Sports Car!! Wow!! If you ant to see some classic cars, the Donut is the place to go!!

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