Junkers Ju 390

1943

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Junkers Ju 390

Six-engined long-range development of the Ju 290. A wing section was inserted with an additional engine, and the fuselage was stretched. One made a transatlantic test flight to within 20km of New York. Two built.

Junkers Ju 390

Specification 
 CREW10
 ENGINE6 x 1268kW BMW 801D radial engines
 WEIGHTS
  Take-off weight75500 kg166450 lb
 DIMENSIONS
  Wingspan50.30 m165 ft 0 in
  Length34.00 m112 ft 7 in
  Height6.90 m23 ft 8 in
 PERFORMANCE
  Max. speed505 km/h314 mph
  Ceiling6100 m20000 ft
  Range9700 km6027 miles
 ARMAMENT5 x 20mm cannon, 3 x 13mm machine-guns

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Anna Kreisling Flight Director AREA 51, 17.07.2025 19:55

Dear Sean Hannity, FOX NEWS,

I have no interest in appearing on your CLOWN CIRCUS SHOW. I used to admire you, but after you stabbed Ann Coulter in the back, my opinion of you has changed. So Sean Hannity, why won't you and FOX NEWS ever have Ann Coulter on your show. Just because she told the truth about Donald Trump and his so called BORDER WALL??
Make no mistake. Donald Trump is 1,000% better than Joe Biden as President. Donald is not perfect, and he brings chaos and a Circus show to the WHITE HOUSE, and the people and advisors that surround him would not qualify to even wash cars in Berlin in 1937.
Still he is a Great President who has courage and the will to do the Right Thing. The Democrats would have never used the B-2 STEALTH Bombers to destroy the Iranian Nuclear Bomb Factories!!! The Democrats under Joe Biden gave IRAN, $826 Billion Dollars so they could fund HAMAS , HEZBOLLAH, THE HOUTIS and build Nuclear Bombs to destroy Tel Aviv, Paris and New York.
If the Democrats want to improve their image and party, they must stop their insane and perverse agenda. Examples;
1. In California the Democrats have BANNED all Airshows because they show patriotism and a love for American History.
2. In California all school children are not allowed to Salute the American Flag or show respect for our flag.
3. Teaching American History is now BANNED in California.
4. However teaching that all White People are RACISTS is encouraged.
5. You can't buy ammo or Guns in California unless you have a Blue Star, on your Driver's License. A violation of our Constitution!
6. The Democrats in Sacramento want DRAG SHOWS in every California School, that Parents have NO RIGHTS over their children. That young boys can be taken from their Parents and be surgically Mutilated and made into girls.
So Sean Hannity, you need to get on the phone and tell Ann Coulter you are sorry for BANNING HER, FREE SPEECH IS IMPORTANT!!

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Sean Hannity FOX NEWS, 16.07.2025 19:15

Dear President Donald Trump,

Please let me have Anna Kreisling on my show! She is disgusted with the Democrats, and our viewers think that I am BANNING her from my show!
Nothing could be further from the truth! I want her on my show, but you keep blocking her from coming on my show! I know that you cite National Security Claims, but I won't ask her any TOP SECRET questions!
I will not even ask her about your visit to AREA 51,,,OR what happened to you there! But Donald, she knows so much about the corrupt Democrats, and we need to know what the Democrats did to children and young girls.
Donald did you know that the average Congressman, spends more than $200,000 TAX DOLLARS a year on Hookers and Prostitutes!! That is why our Congress have these Helicopters flying all over the place in Washington D.C. so that these call girls can be delivered to Congressional partied. Donald did you know that more Prostitutes are in Washington D.C. THAN ANY OTHER CITY IN THE WORLD!!
Donald we have the most corrupt Government in the world, and Anna Kreisling can confirm this.
Did the Democrats buy and sell children??? You Betcha!!
Did the Democrats have Cult Parties where they ate children?? You Betcha!!
Why do we pay more for Health Care than any nation, yet our Health Care for Veterans and Seniors is the worst in the world.
Anna Kreisling can confirm all of this!! Please let me have her on my show!! Don't be stupid, you know I love you!! Please let me have her on my show!!

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Gen. Rustam Minne Kayev CCCP, 15.07.2025 09:42

RUSSIAN CENTRAL MILITARY DISTRICT,
Dear President Donald Trump,
This is to inform you that on August 14th we will be invading Poland so don't be anywhere near Poland on that date.
Our glorious Russian Air Force will first destroy all your NATO Jets on the ground. Then we will bomb Warsaw and kill as many Army troops as we can.
So why are we invading Poland??? Why not!! Poland belongs to the Soviet Empire! Let me tell you, we deeply miss the Polish Girls and want them back!!
Our Fearless Leader also wants back East Germany, it was a great place to get some Bier and Bratwurst!!
Our best Makarov Pistols were made in East Germany!
So Donald, have a good nights sleep, we will take Poland in seven days and then in another two weeks we will take Berlin, then we can get drunk for three weeks and celebrate!! Lots of Luck Donald ,,,,YOUR GOING TO NEED IT!! VLADIMIR SENDS HIS LOVE!!

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President Donald TRUMP USA, 12.07.2025 03:52

Dear Senator Bernie Sanders,

You are my favorite Senator! Without you I would have never been re-elected !! And that's a FACT JACK!! Man you love HOMO SEX, RAPING CHILDREN, Mutilating young boys and making them into girls!! Bernie you are more valuable than 300 Republican Senators.
Hey Bernie when I went to AREA 51, i DID NOT KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT!!
I get off the Lear Jet and there is Hitler and Heinrich Himmler and Anna Kreisling there to greet me! So far I think I'm in New York and meeting some LOONEY TUNES!! Bernie did you know that the head of the NAZI PARTY in New York is Jewish!
So we go into this vast hangar and sit down for lunch, and I drink what everybody else is drinking ,,,,ICE COLD KILBEGGAN IRISH WHISKEY,, everyone is gulping it down, with the Beer and Bratwurst, and Hitler is speaking and Himmler is singing, and so many German Girls drinking with us!! Let me tell you it was more fun than Hugh Hefner's 40th Birthday Party when I got naked in the Grotto with all those PLAYBOY PLAYMATES!!
Hours later I find myself helping Anna wash her Junkers JU-390. She strips down to just some pink shorts and an AFRIKA KORP CAP and we start getting it wet and soapy! There also was an ALIEN named FRED who was helping her! After 22 minutes of watching her move around and those heavenly breasts!! Jesus Palomino!! So I grab her and try to tear off those pink shorts!! Next thing I know I'm on the ground and getting kicked in the Nuts three times!! I'm screaming in agony, and I yell for the Secret Service,,but those Bums are not even around!! So she kicks me again and as I look up she is smiling down at me!! This bitch is having fun!
When I get up on my feet after 30 minutes she is there just washing her plane and ignoring me! So I stagger over and grab her Tits!! Then I'm down on the ground and she is kicking me hard 5 times in the Cajones!!
"I'm the President of the United States!!" I yell.
"So what!!" she said back to me smiling like I was some 3rd Grader!
Then she walked off with this short ALIEN named FRED, hours later the Secret Service came over and helped me back onto the Lear Jet and we flew to Las Vegas! That is where I ran into you and Joe Biden at CEASARS playing Poker! Bernie there is something wrong with Joe!! He is sitting there wearing a COON SKIN CAP and just a Silvery G-String and some tan leather fringed Indian boots!! What is wrong with him??? And You!! dressed like a Nun smoking a cigar??? Bernie ,,,,,Why???

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Senator Bernie Sanders USA, 11.07.2025 08:02

My Fellow Americans,
When President Donald Trump was invited to tour AREA 51, he had a chance to talk with Adolf Hitler, Heinrich Himmler, to see ALIEN Spacecraft, to actually SEE REAL ALIENS,,,But no,,,he wanted to wash the Junkers JU-390 with Anna Kreisling. I understand that she is very beautiful and like most German Girls she likes to wash her plane and her car topless to enjoy the sun. But all that Donald wanted to do was salivate and groan and talk about how great her Knockers were!
It has been documented by the FBI that ELON MUSK has visited AREA 51 many times and has gone to the Moon several times with Anna Kreisling, also he has visited the Germans that are living on Mars.
Elon has a natural curiosity about spacecraft and rockets, something that Anna appreciates. He is also a gentleman and does not groan or salivate like a dog when she is washing her many planes or cars.
Even President OBAMA and his entire family were taken to the Moon as a Christmas present from Anna Kreisling.
Obama understood the historical significance of the Seven Major Bases on the Moon. That Nazi Technology is probably 300 years more advanced than what they know at NASA.
Currently Red China has the Largest Army in the world, the Largest Air Force, and within 3 years the Largest Navy. But they do not have Nazi Technology, or bases on the Moon. This is why President Xi Jinping ordered President Joe Biden to attack AREA 51 and capture Anna Kreisling.
The three Major attacks failed with massive loss of life. These GIANT SPIDERS feasted on the bodies for days, the Desert around AREA 51 is now clean and pristine, and nature has a way of removing the bodies.

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Sec. of Defense Pete Hegseth, 09.07.2025 19:55

My Fellow Americans,
On a historical note, there was an AIR RAID Siren that went off in New York at Noon on August 28th, 1943.
It is also true that the P-47 Thunderbolts that guarded New York were ordered to Stand Down and to not shoot down any aircraft flying over New York on August 28th, 1943. The WHITE HOUSE had received reports from Michigan and British MI6 Intelligence that a Junkers JU-390 was going to fly over New York city.
Again, President Roosevelt made the right call. If a huge German Recon Aircraft had been shot down, it would have revealed to the American Public that there was a race to build the Atomic Bomb between Germany and the United States, the Manhattan Project would have been discovered!!
Now to some FAIRY TALES that CNN NEWS is promoting. Do you really believe that I would halt Weapons to Ukraine unless President Donald Trump had approved it???? I would lose my job!! Do you also believe in the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus??
CNN NEWS needs to grow up. Remember Walter Cronkite from CBS NEWS back in 1962??? Now there was a great News Anchor!! He wouldn't publish BALONEY like the CNN NEWS does!!

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BIG TONY,,NEW YORK, NEW YORK CASINO LAS , 05.07.2025 19:53

Dear Anna Kreisling,
Why do you hang around CEASARS PALACE so much?? If you come over to swim at the NEW YORK CASINO, we will donate $22,000 dollars to the NAZI Youth Girls choir in Vienna, Austria!
Bernie Sanders dressed up as a Girl and tried to join the choir, but Hitler said," There is NO WAY we are letting a Pervert like you near those girls!!"
Then Heinrich Himmler kicked him in the ass and he rolled down the stairs into a waiting Limo!
Speaking of Bernie, why did you allow him to go on living after he tried to attack AREA 51 three times?? I was told that several of the GIANT HAIRY SPIDERS tried to eat him, but he was so bony, and tasted like CAT CRAP, THAT THEY JUST SPIT HIM OUT!!
Those massive Gigantic Spiders prefer the taste of someone FAT, with some huge slabs of meat on their Butts!!
Anna, did you know Joe Biden is back in town?? He came in on his HARLEY DAVIDSON Chopper wearing a Coon skin cap and just a Silvery G-String and some Deer skin leather boots. He thinks he is so cool, but he is scaring all the women and children on the strip, because you can see all of his BONY BUTT, and GOD is it ugly!! But the cops don't arrest him because this is Las Vegas, and he has the Right to show off his smelly Pathetic bony butt!!

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Pepper Gomez, Delano California, 04.07.2025 19:25

To; President Joe Biden,
Si, my namo is Pepper Gomez, Si, I LIVE IN DELANO, Si, I am a Mexican, not a stinking GRINGO like you!
You have still not paid the Millions of dollars to the Mexican Drug Cartel families who lost loved ones in the attacks on AREA 51. We know you gots dollars!! We know you gots Millions of Dollars Joe!!
In Mexico and Delano, if you don't pay up, we put a tire around you and then set it on fire! Listen up PUTA, YOU GONNA PAY OR ELSE WE HAVE A BARBECUE!! Why you want to capture Anna Kreisling?? Why you send so many people to their deaths??? If you want this advanced Nazi Technology, just move to Mexico and get a job building VOLKSWAGENS!
Listen Joe, this plan to help Bernie Sanders bombard the WHITE HOUSE with your POOOP FILLED DIAPERS,,,won't work,,,,WHY??? Donald Trump spends most of his time in Tiujana getting it on with Stormy Daniels and our famous DONKEY. Have you ever had sex with a Donkey?? Joe with your smelly ASSSK,,,YOU WOULD KILL THE DONKEY!!!

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RAP STAR SEAN DIDDY COMBS NEW YORK, 04.07.2025 05:27

Dear President Donald J. TRUMP 80TH President,

Man I'm sitting in this Jail Cell, singing my Blues away!
There is so much Bullshiiitte in this world today!
But let me tell you Darlin, I don't give a Darn!!
Out behind the barn.
You said I was your Leader, You said I was your King,
You said I could do most anything!
But let me tell you Darling, I don't give a Darn!
Out behind the barn.
Well I'm standing in some cow shiittee, singing my blues away!
I know people in Bakersfield, drinking whiskey all day!
They don't understand me because they have never walked alone.
They think I am Jesus because I cry and I moan.
But let me tell you Darling, I don't give a Darn
Out behind the Barn.

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HHS Director Robert F. KENNEDY Jr., 30.06.2025 01:35

My Fellow Americans,
As you know I am a Big Proponent of LSD, psychedellic Mushrooms and LOCO WEED as used by the Apache Indians.
When our Vets come to us and say they are Bummed out, can't pay their bills, that their wife has been screwing the family dog, we give them some LSD, Mescaline, Heroin and Coke to ease their suffering.
We have seen a 380% drop in the Suicide Rate among our Veterans. In fact when our Navy Seals report back to duty they are really calm and want to go swimming in the ocean with the Dolphins!
For the last two months I have slipped LSD into the WHITE HOUSE COFFEE more than 26 times. We have had great results!
Donald Trump now loves his job, he spends most of the day eating Donuts and watching ABBA on television. At night he stares at the night sky and can see whirling colors cascade around the galaxies. He loves everyone! Last night he had Nancy Pelosi over and they got their Weed on and took a lot of psychedellic Mushrooms and Mescaline!! They ran six times around the WHITE HOUSE naked screaming about some BEAR was after them!
So America, Get your Groove on and listen to the Jefferson Airplane. David Crosby was right! Neil Young was right! Grace Slick was right! FEED YOUR HEAD AMERICA,,,,,FEED YOUR HEAD!!!

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ADOLF HITLER, Chancellor of Germany, 29.06.2025 06:22

Dear Senator Chuck Schumer of California,

Do you like sports? Why don't you watch the footage from the 1936 Olympic games? The greatest Olympics in the history of the games! You will see Anna Kreisling sitting to the left of me. I am very proud of my daughter, she has done the impossible, thanks to our German Technology and Science, from the DIE GLOCKE we built the GATE TECHNOLOGY, and it is from this technology that Anna controls, I have the potential to live for the next thousand years.
But Chuck your feeble mind will not understand NAZI SCIENCE, so I want to address why you Democrats are failing the American people.
1. The people on Social Security are not living dignified lives, many are only living on $1,200 a month! This is insane! Chuck you and the Democrats should have all Social Security payments doubled!!
2. All Americans should have FREE DENTAL. We did this in Nazi Germany, why can't you do this in America???
3. Any Medical Bills over $20,000 dollars will be paid for by the U.S. Govt. No German family in the THIRD REICH went backrupt because they were sick or gravely ill. We took care of our people!!
Instead Chuck, you and the Democrats have done nothing for the American people. Did you know that Joe Biden had over 44,000 children locked in cages. That many of them were sold into sexual slavery! Many were sold that they could be eaten in Satanic rituals and you know many of these people who dance around fires in their goat skin Jammies and wear horns on their heads and eat the flesh of children!!
4. In the Third Reich Pornography was not allowed. Communist Books were not allowed. This is what we burned, and yet in Hollywood they portray Nazi Germany as only interested in burning books!! We burned Pornography!!
5. If an American owns a Winchester Rifle, there should be no crime with him selling this rifle to anyone for money. It is his property, he can sell what belongs to him. It is not the business of the Democrats or Republicans what he does with his property! It is not the business of the U.S. Government to keep track of someone's personal property! Guns are a blessing from God. If you own a Winchester Rifle, it means that God Loves You!!!
In conclusion Senator Chuck Schumer, what is wrong with America, are ASSHOOLLLAS LIKE YOU!!
Chuck, Anna my daughter is not worried about your Subpoenas. Why?? Because she is protected by the CIA, NSA, MI6, etc. etc. etc. Chuck do you realize that you can not prove that she even exists!! Even though her picture was published in Australia and Europe, no picture of her is allowed into North America!! Why?? Because she is under constant protection. So Chuck go talk with Elon Musk or Bill Clinton and they will have great things to say about my daughter.

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Senator Chuck Schumer, California, 28.06.2025 01:48

Dear Anna Kreisling, FLIGHT DIRECTOR AREA 51,

I want to inform you that you will have to appear before Congress and explain why you are in charge at AREA 51. You will also have to show why you let these huge ravenous Spiders kill thousands of Red Chinese Army Troops, and thousands of Mexican Drug Cartel Gang members, and hundreds of Students from Harvard that had joined Bernie Sanders in this attack on AREA 51. Make no mistake, this attack was authorized by President Joe Biden. So all of this was Legal. You broke the Law by defending AREA 51!!
So why did you allow President Donald Trump to visit AREA 51?? Why didn't you invite me?? Why didn't you invite President Joe Biden??? Why do you allow Elon Musk full access to AREA 51, and not me???
Why is Adolf Hitler still alive and looking so youthful and energetic??? Why does he live in Morro Bay, and enjoys painting, and feeding Sammy the Seal???
I have been told that you are under the protection of the CIA and the NSA. That if you do not show up on July 20th for our investigation into Joe Biden and AREA 51, WE WILL SLAP A SUBPOENA ON YOU !!

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Anna Kreisling Flight Director AREA 51, 23.06.2025 19:42

My Fellow Americans,
Every real American is proud of the pilots and men and women in our Armed Forces! This Aerial Attack will be remembered for the next thousand years. It is something that the History Books will always remember! President Donald Trump has just secured his courage and fame, for being brave enough to stop IRAN from having Nuclear Weapons!
Make no mistake, IRAN was only 3 months away from building Seven Nuclear Bombs. One of these Nuclear Bombs was going to be put on a ship where it would go into New York harbor, and explode!
The Ayatollah Khamenie approved this plan. He also approved the plan to kill the Royal Family of Saudi Arabia, and to take over that country and kill all the Arabs in Saudi Arabia. Included in these plans were to take over Kuwait and to make Mecca and Medina Iranian Persian Holy sites!
This is why President Donald TRUMP ordered this attack! To stop IRAN from bringing death to millions of people through their Nuclear Bombs.
The people of Iran must understand that as long as these Lunatics and Cowards rule Iran, who have killed thousands of Iranian Women and raped them and hanged them. These cowards must never be allowed to have Nuclear Weapons!

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Senator Bernie Sanders USA, 23.06.2025 19:20

Dearest Ayatollah Ali Ben Jehuda Khamenei OF IRAN,

I'm with you!! I've had it!! No more War for me!! I am tired of running up and down the street on my VESPA Scooter with those GIANT SPIDERS chasing me,,,and those crowds in Teheran,,wanting to kill me because I look like a Jew,,,,talk like a Jew,,,,look like a rich spoiled American!! Thousands of Iranians shouting Death to America,,,Death to Saudi Arabia,, I've had it,,,NO MORE ADVENTURES FOR Bernie!! Do you realize that HOLLYWOOD if they made a movie about me,,,I WOULD OUT DO INDIANA JONES!!
More than 3,000 HARVARD STUDENTS HAVE DIED,,,FOLLOWING ME IN THREE FAILED ATTACKS ON AREA 51 !! And now in IRAN these GIANT SPIDERS and the crowds here have killed another 300!! The only reason I am alive is because I can out run the Mobs on my VESPA Scooter!!
This morning Joe Biden called and wanted me to attack the White House!!
That he would supply the DIAPERS and 800 HOUTIS from Yemen!! They were bringing catapaults, and two bicycle powered aircraft which would be flown by the famous Red Chinese pilots ,,,WI TO LO,,,,and,,,,WI GONNA DI,,,,,
Joe Biden has made so much money over the years from the Mexican Drug Cartel Gangs and RED CHINA,,,and HUNTER GOING ALL OVER THE WORLD collecting money for his dad.. Well I told Joe Biden,,,,No more Bernie Sanders,,,I have had enough!! I am not a rabid devoted Commie like Joe Biden is!!

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Ayatollah Ali Khamenei IRAN, 22.06.2025 19:21

Dear President Donald TRUMP,

You filthy Pig, you son of a Motherless Goat! Do you know what you blew up at FURDOW, our No. 1 Nuclear Site??? That is where I kept my 327 Ferrari Car Collection!! That is where I had 107 PLAYBOY PLAYMATES all tied up and all were Virgins, Plus,,,STORMY DANIELS,,,KAREN McDougal,,,all ready to have sex with me,,,and all Virgins!! That is where I had the original ASTON MARTIN DB5 car from the movie GOLDFINGER!! My favorite Movie!! When I would have a CIA SPY strapped to a table, and our powerful Chemical LASER would start cutting the table in two,,,and he would yell,,,"Do you expect me to talk???? And I would yell,,," NO MR. BOND,,,I EXPECT YOU TO DIE!!!"
All my FAVORITE TOYS were blown up by you Donald Trump!!! Now I propose we end this war because I have received a letter from Joe Biden saying that you have 765 of his FULLY LOADED DIAPERS ready to smear in my face!! NOBODY SHOULD HAVE TO DIE LIKE THAT!!
So I want some peace and quiet, NO MORE WAR,,,I SURRENDER!! The thought of all those Diapers being launched at me makes me shake with fear and tremble all night!! No one deserves to die like that!!

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Dr. Jason Shores YALE, 22.06.2025 04:03

Dear Professor Alex Abrams UCLA,
The only remaining question yet to solved in history is ,,,,,Were only 2 JU-390's built,,,or as Anna Kreisling writes,,,there were around 11 built.
All the so called experts say 2,,,,yet that is not correct. In his book INSIDE THE THIRD REICH,,,by Albert Speer. He wrote about a Junkers JU-390 that flew to Japan from Norway over the North Polar route.
We also know for a fact that a Junkers JU-390 made it to South America and was dismantled. We also know that SS Col. Hans Kammler made to Wright Patterson AFB on April 28th 1945 in a Junkers JU-390 carrying the most TOP SECRET Weapon of World War II,,,the DIE GLOCKE device.
Then we have evidence of Anna Kreisling in Japan, in the Kuril Islands with a Junkers JU-390 teaching the Japanese Pilots how to fly this aircraft.
Today when you visit the Imperial Palace in Japan you can see the Katana Sword she used to kill two assassins hired by STALIN to kill the Emperor of Japan. This is why the Japanese people see her as an Angel sent from Heaven to save the Emperor.
Then you have the Junkers JU-390 flown by Hans Pancherz and Anna Kreisling on the longest Recon Flight of WW2.
The sightings go on and on,,,,the first sighting of a Junkers JU-390 was done by a British Naval Intelligence officer who took a picture of one overflying his ship on the way to North Africa.
Obviously there were more than two built, so why do the so called experts cling to the fantasy that only two were built??? Because since World War II,,,this has been the propaganda from the OSS and the British. They do not want the public to become aware of OPERATION PAPERCLIP and the 55,000 Nazi's brought to America. Werner Von Braun and Anna Kreisling were only two of them.

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President Donald TRUMP USA, 20.06.2025 20:11

Hello Rachel Maddow MSNBC NEWS,,,
How are you and Bernie enjoying your vacation in IRAN?? I heard you really get off on seeing Persians get ate up by GIANT SPIDERS!!
Hey Rachel, I have a REALLY BIG NEWS SCOOP for you. Remember that QUATARI BOEING 747 given to me as a gift?? Well 2 weeks ago I instructed Anna Kreisling the Flight Commander at AREA 51 to install a BOMB BAY on this huge massive jet. It will carry 2 of those massive BUNKER BUSTING BOMBS!! I have ordered her to find two Quatari Pilots to fly this into IRAN at night and drop both bombs at the same time!! This will create a crater ONE MILE WIDE and 400 feet deep! Then IRAN will blame QUATAR!!
Then I have ordered Anna Kreisling to fly in and drop one Bunker Busting Bomb with her Junkers JU-390 for the Coup De Grazzy BOOM BOOM!!
When IRAN wakes up in the morning, NO NUCLEAR PROGRAM and NO AYATOLLAH ALI KHAMENEI!! Why?? Because Anna Kreisling will not fly the mission unless she gets to have a Regime Change in IRAN. You can't argue with this Nazi ,,when she makes up her mind she wants you dead, YOU ARE GOING TO DIE. So Ayatollah Khamenei,,,it has been nice knowing you!! You might as well POOOP in your Turbin and put it back on top of your head!!

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Rachel Maddow MSNBC NEWS, 18.06.2025 08:55

Good Evening, Live from Teheran, IRAN,
My Fellow Americans,
I am standing on the 12th floor of the Mohammed Ritz Hotel and what I am seeing is shocking beyond belief!! Below me are thousands of Persians running for their lives as these Giant Spiders are killing and eating them and chasing them up and down the streets. I saw an Iranian Tank come down the street and high energy Lasers erupted from on top of the Giant Spider and blow the tank completely apart! Each Spider has 2 people on top operating a control panel, and they have access to deadly high energy Lasers attached to the Spider. Most of the time the massive Spiders just chase the Persians and eat them, after tearing them apart with their mandibles and mouth!!
Folks, this is why President Trump told the Iranians to evacuate the city of Teheran and over 2 million people jammed the highways. But that left 8 million people at the mercy of these huge 55 yard wide Big Hairy Monstrous Spiders!! I am proud that our MSNBC Camera people have strong stomachs and can eat Pizza and drink Beer while filming all this screaming and dieing going on below us. After awhile you go numb, and after the 100th Persian gets torn apart and eaten, you go back to eating Pizza and drinking more Beer!! Somewhere down there is supposed to be Bernie Sanders and the HARVARD HAMAS BRIGADE,,probably eating cheeseburgers and drinking PEPSI and watching all the Persians go running by!! First they run screaming one direction and then another, it doesn't matter,,they are all going to die!!
The Ayatollah Khamenei went on television and told the people not to worry, to be happy because there was still a lot of Pizza and Beer left in the city of Teheran!! He said his favorite Beer was COORS BEER and his favorite Movie was SMOKY AND THE BANDIT. He even showed off his Black Trans-AM, painted black with the Chicken painted on the hood!!
So far on Iranian Television they are showing the movie,,WHITE HOUSE DOWN,,over and over! They are telling the Persians that they are winning the War and that the scene from THE MOVIE INDEPENDENCE DAY where the WHITE HOUSE gets blown up has been done by their Special Forces!!
They are even showing the Movie TOP GUN and the F-14'S shown are from the IRANIAN AIR FORCE,,,and that TOM CRUISE is a Persian Pilot shooting down the American Infidels,,,and further proof that they are winning the War!!
Meanwhile more screaming from the streets below,,more people getting eaten alive by these huge hairy spiders,,,Thank God we have plenty of Beer and Pizza to eat while we enjoy the show!!
This is MSNBC NEWS,,,,LIVE FROM TEHERAN, IRAN!!

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Senator Bernie Sanders USA, 18.06.2025 02:41

Dear Ayatollah Ali Khamenei of IRAN,
Don't worry!! I am flying to IRAN tonight with 300 rich white kids who hate Jews, who want to kill Jews, they are a part of my HARVARD HAMAS BRIGADE!!
These rich spoiled white kids will make you Ham and eggs every morning
They will make you coffee and then give you an Enema every morning!!
So Ayatollah,,,sing along with me the HARVARD FIGHT SONG!!

We will,,,,We will,,,,,Punch you in the Mouth!!

We will,,,,We will,,,Kill all the TURDS at YALE!!

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President Donald TRUMP USA, 18.06.2025 02:29

Dear Ayatollah Ali Ben Mohammed Jehuda Khamenei OF IRAN,

JFC, You have a long name! From now on I'm just gonna call you FRED.
Well Fred, I have given Anna Kreisling 100% backing to deliver to your capital city of Teheran, 450 Giant Massive Hairy Spiders!! If anyone is left alive in Teheran within 10 days, it will be a miracle. These spiders love the taste of Persians!! Fred once you see these spiders devour a dozen people in 5 minutes, you will be wanting to sign a PEACE AGREEMENT.
Fred. on top of the Massive huge Spiders, she is also letting loose something far more lethal and dangerous. ALIEN MONSTERS!!
Fred, I actually feel sorry for you Persians! Just because you brag about killing Jewish people, young girls, raping young boys, killing everyone in Saudi Arabia, killing all the Arabs who do not believe that you are the true prophet of God,,,,You still do not deserve ALIEN MONSTERS!!
As I look at the television monitors,,,thousands of people in Teheran are running and screaming from these GIANT SPIDERS chasing them!! WOW!! Look at how they can rip those people apart and eat them!! Boy can they scream!! This is better than any Hollywood Movie!!!

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