Junkers Ju 390

In August of 1943, I was assigned to the 117th Training Squadron in Lansing Michigan. I had started my flight training in a Stearman Biplane in Tulare California and after 127 hours they transferred me to the 117th Training Squadron flying the great AT6 Training aircraft.
That morning four squadrons of AT-6 Trainers were flying around on August 28th 1943. The sky was sunny but filled with clouds and in the morning the air was very cold at 8,000 feet. Some 36 planes from the 117th and 116th squadrons were above the clouds and descending down to 6,000 feet, when we saw it! A huge six engined B-24 Bomber emerged from the clouds and was merging with us! As flying cadets we were thrilled to be able to fly along such a big plane! Twin tails and six motors, we flew even closer and then we saw her! The hottest Blonde we had ever seen was on the right hand controls and she was stunning! Her blonde hair shimmering in the sunlight, and she was blowing us kisses and flirting with us! She took off her jacket and was waving to us flyboys! Word by radio went out and we all broke formation to get closer to see this Hollywood Hot firecracker of a Blonde!! This went on for five minutes and then this gigantic bomber turned and banked very gently into a cloud and left us all happy and excited to be flyers! This was all that we could talk about when we landed. However some of the guys had some real questions! Was that really a B-24 Liberator? What was a Blonde doing in a six engined plane flying over Michigan? Some of the pilots said it had to American because on the nose was a pin up painting with a Blonde diving naked through some clouds and in big Red and white letters it said ,," BERLIN BABY". But other pilots said they saw white crosses on the side of the plane and that it was painted gray and green on top but on the bottom of the plane it was sky blue!
This was not the only sighting, and the Brass was calling Washington D.C. and the FBI and the OSS.
In the year 2022, I have no doubt that what we probably saw was a Junkers JU-390 flying over Michigan doing a Recon flight! Many of us guys had not been on a date for six months and this is why we went ape shit over this Blonde! It is not our fault that the Army Air Corp worked us so hard that we could not find time to go on dates!
This is what happens to pilots when a Blonde shows up and starts blowing you kisses! And just not any blonde, but a really Gorgeous Girl who could melt your socks with such a beautiful smile!
By the way my dream came true when on December the 22nd at Porterville Airport. I met Anna Kreisling when she rolled out her Fokker D-7 at the north end of the field, a Fokker D7 in Dutch markings! She is still the most gorgeous blonde I have ever seen!

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For the record it should be recorded that both myself and Senator Harry Reid spent a lot of time at AREA 51. At first being there scared the crap out of me, but Harry Reid was so brave that it calmed me down. Let's face it, when you see the Alien Monsters they have there, and there own NAZI genetic science, it is beyond any Science Fiction movie I have ever seen!!
The first time I saw Harry Reid get eaten by a Giant 55 yard wide Tarantula Spider, torn apart and then eaten! I was shaking like a leaf. But the Nazi Scientists were able to clone Harry and after three months he was eaten alive again by a Giant Spider!
Folks you haven't seen anything until you see a bunch of Mexicans in the desert, yelling and screaming and drinking Tecquila with a Giant Spider chasing them down and eating them! I bet they miss living in Mexico!
Mexicans are the bravest people in the world, even when a Giant Spider is getting ready to eat them, they still want to have a last drink of Tecquila!!
The last time I was at AREA 51, Donald Trump was with Harry and me gazing at all the advanced Flying Saucers and weapons, but what really shook him up was meeting Adolf Hitler and Heinrich Himmler! Donald is not used to meeting ice cold killers who look upon you like you are a bug in a science experiment. But Hitler has a sense of humor! He had Donald washing his big six wheeled Mercedes and Donald kept staring at Anna Kreisling in her tan string bikini, wearing an Afrika Korp hat, enjoying the sun and helping Donald wash some cars and her Junkers JU-390. When she removed her top, those tan incredible breasts, and her smooth round tan firm butt, happily working on washing Hitler's car, WOW!!
Then there was the elevator ride into space! 135 miles up and Anna gave us a very smooth ride which took 45 minutes to bring us to the top of the platform where you can see the blackness of space, the beautiful curved Earth below and the Nazi Spacecraft coming in to pick up supplies for their bases on the Moon and Mars.
All of this leaves you in awe, that we live in a nation so great that we have been able to achieve this! All because OPERATION PAPERCLIP was such a success at the end of World War II.

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No one has suffered more in Europe than the people of the Ukraine. Even before World War II, Stalin through mass murder and starvation killed more than 3 million people who lived in the Ukraine. This is why when our glorious German troops went into the Ukraine they were greeted with flowers, wine and tears of joy that we had come to liberate them from the Russians.
Every time I flew a Junkers JU-52 trimotor into the Ukraine I would stay with local farmers who had nothing but praise for our brave troops. For the first time they now could worship God in their churches and sell their produce at the markets. Before the Communists would take everything and then laugh when they were starving.
Make no mistake, the Russians are just a bunch of thugs and bandits, all they want to do is rape and kill innocent women and children.
But there is someone much worse and that is President Joe Biden. This coward, traitor and scumbag could stop the Russian invasion of the Ukraine. He could deploy 22,000 American Army troops to the Ukraine and that would stop Russia cold. Why? Russia will not risk a Nuclear War with the United States. This is why Russia never took Berlin away from the American Army troops based there for more than 35 years. Joe Biden could also fly in weapons to the Ukrainian People, he has not done this because he is a coward.
At this moment Poland, Germany and France are the only countries helping Ukraine.
I am asking the American Congress to help the people of the Ukraine. They need food, military supplies and 210 A-10 Thunderbolt ground attack aircraft. This way they can destroy every Russian tank that is found in the Ukraine.
If President Kennedy was in office he would help. If President Reagan was in office he would help. If President Biden won't help, the world will once again see America as a weak cowardly country whose leaders are worthless!

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Anna Kriesling is responsible for 6 million jews dying. She is one who taught Germans to use bombing technique of dropping pellets on floor in gas chambers. She was also responsible for flying all the bodies in mass graves and tons of ashes from crematoria to Argentina which was processed into feed and manure used in the beef industry popular with Germans in Argentina.

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Dear George Lucas,
I have been told that you are casting for your movie about Anna Kreisling, The White Wolf of the Luftwaffe. So far you have talked with Uma Thurman, Emily Blunt, Charlize Theron, Nicole Kidman, and a host of others! I want you to know that I will meet with you anytime, anywhere to read for this part! I know that Harrison Ford is going to play INDIANA JONES when Anna and him first meet in Tibet in 1938. I will do anything to be able to play the part of Anna Kreisling!
Now to a very serious subject. Across America, people are wondering why their coffee tastes like shit. They are throwing away their fancy coffee machines and putting their K-CUPS out in the garden to kill snails. This is not the answer!
Since Joe Biden has become President the Secret Service has been selling his Poop as Coffee to all the world. They have made $Billions of dollars selling his manure. Everytime they change his diaper, more Poop is sold! This is why your coffee tastes like shit!!
So I want all Americans to write Joe Biden and tell him,,,,"NO MORE CRAP,,,STOP SELLING US A LOAD OF SHIT!!"
As Americans we deserve a good cup of coffee every morning that costs us only 5 cents!!

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Dear Boris Johnson, The Prime Minister of England,
Wow! How did you ever get so smart? Did you go to YALE, like I did and graduate CUMA DE PUTA???
I want to tell the people of POLAND and Germany and the UKRAINE that you have nothing to worry about. I just talked with Vladimir Putin and he assured me that he is not going to invade the Ukraine,,,but he is definitely going to invade IRELAND!! He says that the Irish do not know how to fight, that Irish men hide behind their women in a fight, and taking Ireland will be great for the Russian Military forces!
Vladimir Putin went on to say," Did you know that Adolf Hitler's favorite whiskey was KILBEGGAN Irish Whiskey? That during World War II, he had 22 cases of this whiskey brought to him by German U-Boats every month.
That when Hitler invaded Russia it was because the Russians were going to invade Ireland and destroy the Kilbeggan Irish Whiskey Pot still.
So by invading Russia, Hitler was trying to save Ireland!!"
As I was listening to Vladimir it all made sense to me! The Russians are going to invade Ireland !!
Boris you must warn the people of Ireland that the RUSSIANS ARE COMING,,,THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING!! NOT FOR YOUR WOMEN, BUT TO TAKE YOUR WHISKEY!! THIS WILL REALLY PISS OFF THE IRISH WHEN THEY FIND OUT THAT THE RUSSIANS ARE GOING TO DRINK AND DESTROY EVERY BOTTLE OF WHISKEY IN IRELAND!!

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Dear Senator Bernie Sanders,
It was wrong for MI-6 and British Intelligence to allow you to have access to all of our Secret Files from World War II.
Why do you have such an interest in Operation Paperclip??
We know today that Martin Bormann had Hans Pancherz fly him to South Africa in early 1944 to meet with the OSS and Top British and American Generals to discuss what must be saved from Nazi Germany so that the Russians would not acquire this technology and weapons. So many so called experts say that a Junkers JU-390 did not have the range to fly to South Africa. They are wrong. Hans Pancherz talked about this flight, how they landed, how the Junkers JU-390 was refueled by the British, how Martin Bormann flew back to Germany with documents and shared his success with Heinrich Himmler!
These secret negotiations are an important part of World War II. This is why Stalin was enraged when the NKVD could not locate Anna Kreisling or find Martin Bormann in 1945. Stalin could not even find Hitler or Eva and his dog Blondi!!
This also explains why Winston Churchill had Heinrich Himmler murdered when he was captured.
However there is something very troubling and disturbing to me and all of England. We know today that Heinrich Himmler is alive and has been seen numerous times with Anna Kriesling. This means that by using her Gate Technology she was able to alter time and go back to 1945 and save Himmler! At AREA 51 this technology exists and was developed from THE BELL, flown out by Hans Kammler in a Junkers Ju-390 in April of 1945. So why would she save Heinrich Himmler? This was her real father, the man who taught her how to fly, to shoot, to fight with swords, to be fearless when fighting the Communists and Russians! Anna loved the years she celebrated Christmas with Heinrich, the glorious years from 1928 to 1938, when Germany was restored and her people joyful about the future.
So Bernie remember this, it was Martin Bormann who ordered three of the best rescue pilots in the German Luftwaffe to meet in the Bunker in 1945. Hans Baur, Hannah Reitsch, and Anna Kreisling!

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As we come to the end of the year 2021, America is in grave danger. Abraham Lincoln once warned that the United States would be destroyed from within. At this moment in time we have Joe Biden, a Communist Socialist who supports the Radical destruction of American History, Culture and ideals.
Porterville is just one hour away flying time from AREA 51, due west on the aerial charts. Porterville has a 6,000 foot runway and No active tower, which makes it great for TOP SECRET Aircraft to land without drawing attention. Many times I have flown my Dornier Do 17Z, the flying pencil, into Porterville for lunch and no Press waiting there, which is wonderful. Many years ago William Shatner, Captain Kirk, used to come to Porterville to fly Ultralights, with No press to bother him, by the way congratulations on flying into space! This is a great achievement for anyone!
At this time I would like to pay tribute to Harry Reid, a true patriot who represented Nevada in the Senate. Harry always supported AREA 51 and he made sure we had the Top Secret Funding which led to our 142 mile high elevator that we can supply our ships in space.
Harry Reid has also supported our Nazi Bases on the Moon and on Mars and beyond.
Recently 12 of our remote controlled Flying Saucers were spotted over the South China Sea. The Commercial pilots took pictures through their cockpit windows and were amazed.
This is a tribute to Harry Reid who always fought for our TOP SECRET Funding for AREA 51.
America can sleep well tonight because you have advanced Nazi Technology guarding you. But alas we can not protect you from Communist Indoctrination coming to you from Joe Biden. So America, wake up, and ask yourselves these simple questions.
1. When your kids go to school, do they salute the American Flag in the morning?
2. Are they being taught that America is a RACIST Country, and is an evil country.
3. Is American history even taught at your school??
4. In 1957 every American teacher taught children to love our country, patriotic songs were sung, and they knew the difference between Communism and our Democracy.
5. In 1957, Pornography was not allowed on television. The FCC did not allow filth and perversion on television. Now in 2021, Joe Biden supports Pornography on television and the filthy language in music and the arts.
I can only hope that America wakes up! We need a President who will unite us, not tear down our history and force Communist ideals on our children. May all of you have a Happy New Year and remember when you gaze at the Moon, we are there gazing back at the beautiful planet that you call Earth! We are gazing back at our home.

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I used to be a singer in nightclubs back in 1957, and I used to sing this version of BLUE SUEDE SHOES!
Well, it's ONE FOR THE MONEY
Two for the show
Three to get ready now GO CAT GO,,,
But Joe Biden, Don't tear off my panties tonight!
You can do anything but leave my cotton panties alone!
GO JOE GO!!! GO JOE GO!! C'mon Joe ,,,TEAR DEM SUCKERS OFF!!

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As an expert on Hollywood films here is some information that many of you already know. That the movie,,633 Squadron inspired George Lucas to do the DEATH STAR canyons at the end of STAR WARS.
Did you know that Grace Kelly in the movie HIGH NOON had to leave for Europe half way during the filming and Anna Kreisling took her place in many of the scenes! Look at Grace Kelly in the opening 15 minutes,,,then look at her in the last 35 minutes of the movie. It is not the same person. Anna Kreisling who looks a lot like Grace Kelly stood in for her so that she could fly to Europe to take care of some personal business. The public was never told this. However Gary Cooper became a very good friend of Anna Kreisling and they did some fishing in Alaska and Norway together.

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All of us can be grateful that the Russians were able to defeat Nazi Germany. But it was a close call. Why? Because the Nazi Nuclear Weapons Program almost succeeded. We know today that the German Luftwaffe always flew Recon Missions before dropping any bombs, especially Atomic Bombs!
The first Junkers JU-390 Recon flight happened on August 28th 1943. Then in January 1944 Anna Kreisling and Hans Pancherz again tested the defenses of New York in preparation for a nuclear weapons attack. This came out in British Interrogations of Luftwaffe pilots towards the end of WWII.
What is really interesting is the concern that Stalin put on the NKVD to find and keep track of Anna Kreisling! Why? Because Heinrich Himmler who was in charge of the Nazi Nuclear Weapons Program used her a lot and usually in some TOP SECRET Operations that involved killing Stalin! Example; the conversion of a captured British Avro Lancaster Bomber to carry a 6,000 pound Dirty Radioactive Atomic Bomb, mated with a ME-110 long range fighter. This was to be the largest Mistel Bomb ever developed. Anna Kreisling was to fly this Mistel Bomber to Moscow in the cover of darkness and then fly the Lancaster with this dirty Nuclear device into the Kremlin. After the explosion Stalin would be dead along with most of the people in Moscow. Her return flight would have been in the long Range ME-110 fighter.
This is why Stalin had code names for Anna, who was known as the WHITE WOLF. Adolf Hitler had the code name,,GRAY WOLF, Martin Bormann was coded the BLACK WOLF. All of this proves that Anna Kreisling was a real person and like Hitler and Martin Bormann, made it out of Germany. Anna was the last to be found by the OSS, it was not until she was photographed by STARS AND STRIPES Newspaper pouring coffee for Gen. George Patton, that she was spotted by the OSS! For six months she had been in hiding pouring coffee for American Army Troops who were helping her feed the children in Germany!
More pictures of her emerge from Wright Patterson AFB when she was flown there in 1946 to meet with Werner Von Braun, who had urged the OSS to find her!
More pictures of her emerge from her modeling days in New York city from 1950 to 1954. Many of her pictures were used in SEARS Catalogs!

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Dear President Vladimir Putin CCCP,
Our Moon Rover on the Dark side of the Moon has found an interesting object in the distance! As our Rover drew nearer we found out that it was a small portable Transponder and radar unit probably installed in 1972. As we filmed this device a very tall buxom Nazi German Girl walked up and did some service on it? She then came over and picked up our Chinese Rover and threw it in the back of her Kubelwagen and drove it to a Nazi Moon base! It is now being used in a Kindergarten playground for German school children to play on!
Vladimir, this proves that Nazi's are on the Moon! I have told Joe Biden to arrest Anna Kreisling, but he says he can't!!
Vladimir my Intelligence Agents are reporting to me that the Nazi's are flying massive numbers of weapons into the UKRAINE, and three SS PANZER DIVISIONS! The SS Leibstandarte,,SS Totenkopf,,,and SS Das Reich!
I am so happy my Chinese Butt is safe here in China, and no where near the Ukraine!

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Dear CNN NEWS,
I need your help in understanding your American English! I think President Joe Biden told me it was O.K. to invade the UKRAINE, but I could not understand a word he said! Here is an example of our conversation;
PUTIN: " So you are saying that I can invade?"
Joe Biden: " Hey Man, are you nuts? Did you screw a cat last night? Put the pussy aside and make with the positive waves!"
Putin: So I can kill all the women and children in the Ukraine?
Joe Biden: "Do you think I care or give a Rat's Ass about what you wear to the bathroom! Baby you've gots to get with the program! If CornPOP was here he would kick your Russian Heine, but don't worry Man, I can save you from CORN POP!
Putin: So you are saying I can invade the Ukraine??
Biden; Hey man, why don't you go rape Angela Merkel, I hear she really likes the rough stuff! I really tried Baby, but she won't even change my diaper!

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Dear Dr. Alfred Price,,,,London,

Like most highly educated British Limeys you really smell bad. Let me tell you about a really bad smell, I was up at the podium, giving a great speech, when poop and turds started rolling down my leg! My Depends diaper can't handle all the crap that I say on stage, so it just starts oozing out! Luckily I have the Secret Service to change my diaper so I can get going! It is hazardous being a Secret Service Agent!
Now about this flight of the Junkers JU-390 over New York on August 28th 1943. Of course it happened, President Roosevelt gave the order that the P-47 Thunderbolts guarding New York to stand down and to stay on the ground. Why?
Phone calls came in from Michigan that a German Photo Recon plane had been spotted. Then the British Intelligence had notified President Roosevelt that a photo recon JU-390 had flown from Norway with the probable destination of being New York. Roosevelt did not want this plane to be shot down over New York because of the panic it would cause! Also it would draw attention to the Atomic Bomb race that was going on between Germany and the United States.
Anna Kreisling and Hans Panchez knew they had a 50% chance of surviving over New York. But both knew that this mission was vital. Why? Because it would send a clear message to President Roosevelt that New York would come under an Atomic Bomb attack if he based B-29's in England and Berlin was hit. Also the Luftwaffe never conducted a bombing raid of this importance unless a photo recon flight was done first.
Another factor was Hitler, who wanted to destroy the factories in Michigan which were making massive numbers of Bombers and war equipment for the USA.
Hitler knew that even if the Junkers Ju-390 was shot down over New York, it would still be a great victory for the Third Reich. The American public would have been in a panic that a bomber was over New York.
So President Roosevelt did the smart choice, he ordered a stand down and to keep this flight Top Secret! The real problem was keeping the NEW YORK TIMES from publishing the pictures they had taken of the Ju-390. But after the OSS and the FBI confiscated these pictures, President Roosevelt himself called the New York Times and said this was a matter of National Security, and they could go to prison for printing such a story! They complied.
So my fellow Americans, you can understand why I must keep the Kennedy Assaination a TOP SECRET, and also everything about KG-200, AREA 51, Anna Kreisling, and Operation Paperclip and the real reason we invaded IRAQ, and the Vietnam War classified Top Secret!

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After three years of research, I have come to the conclusion that many people do not accept the flight of the Junkers JU-390 over New York for two reasons.
1. They are arrogant smug Americans who can not imagine an enemy aircraft over America, even though 12 years ago a Russian Bear Bomber flying off the coast of California decided to take a short cut to Cuba by overflying California, Arizona, New Mexico and Texas on its way to land at Havana, Cuba! This was classified TOP SECRET because the USAF was not aware of this flight until the Tupolev Bear Bomber was over the Gulf of Mexico!
2. A beautiful German Woman helped fly the Junkers JU-390 over New York. 99% of the time Americans always will not admit that a woman can also be a great pilot. Hans Pancherz the German pilot of this JU-390 said it best.
"When plans for this flight were being drawn up it struck fear into our hearts that we could pull this off. But when Anna became part of our Flight Team, she showed such enthusiasm, such dedication to this Recon Flight, that soon all of us showed no fear with what we were facing. Over Michigan she proved the value of having a beautiful woman on board. The American Training planes we met, AT-6's, were more interested in her, than the six engined Junkers we were flying!"
Another point I would like to make is that President Biden was asked by CNN NEWS why KG-200 and this flight was still considered TOP SECRET, and he said," Hey man, I just classifed 68,000 papers on the KENNEDY ASSASINATION TOP SECRET, the American People do not need to know about the Kennedy Assasination, or events in World War II, or AREA 51!"

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Sheik Hassan Nasrallah
Leader of Hezbollah, Lebannon

Dear American Infidels,
Praise be to Allah that Joe Biden is allowing 1,200 ISIS K Terrorists to come across the Texas Border each month. Soon you will see every Muslim in America go out and buy a FORD Mustang and kidnap 500 PLAYBOY BUNNIES so we don't have to wait to get to heaven to have our 72 Virgins! Who needs Virgins anyway??? 500 PLAYBOY BUNNIES AND A FORD MUSTANG IS what every Muslim Boy and Girl wants!!!
Well here I am in sunny Beirut, trying on some bras and panties I bought in Paris! My, My, they look so fabulous, so lacy and cute! So why am I writing to you Donald Duck, Porky Pig Americans??? Because I am jealous! Have you seen the butt on Anna Kreisling? How can I compete with that gorgeous firm tanned ASS of hers! She is over 100 years old and she looks like she is 35 years of age!
Let me tell you, I would give anything to have this GATE Technology that the Nazi's developed from THE BELL, the most valued and secret of all the Nazi Scientific discoveries from World War II. When Nazi SS Col. Hans Kammler landed at Wright Patterson AFB on May 28th,1945, in a Junkers JU-390 with THE BELL, the OSS celebrated their greatest achievement of World War II. Stalin was enraged when he found out about this! Also Hitler, Eva and Blondi his German Shepherd were never to be found in Berlin! Hans Baur, Hannah Reitsch, and Anna Kreisling were gone!
For all of you World War II historians, this is really what OPERATION PAPERCLIP was all about. The evacuation of all Nazi artifacts, weapons, technology and people out of Germany! Remember this, JOE BIDEN has just ruled that 110,000 pages about the Kennedy assasination will remain TOP SECRET. Also 68,000 TOP SECRET Documents about KG-200 and Anna Kreisling will remain TOP SECRET, and this is stuff from World War II.

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Hey Joe,,,Here is my latest song I have written!

ONE AND ONE IS TWO,,,TWO AND TWO IS FOUR,,
I FEEL SO BAD THAT I'M LOSING THE WAR!!
SO DON'T YOU,,,STEP ON MY BLUE SUEDE SHOES!
You can do anything,,except step on my BLUE SUEDE SHOES!!!

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Well folks, here I am in Air Force ONE, half way across the Atlantic Ocean heading home. It amazes me how big the Atlantic Ocean is! Eight hours of Jet flying just to cross this vast ocean. It took Charles Lindberg 34 hours to cross it flying 105 m.p.h.,,,It took Hans Pancherz and Anna Kreisling 14 hours to cross the Atlantic Ocean after they were over New York in their Junkers JU-390. They landed in Le Bourget Airfield outside of Paris just like Lindberg! Folks when I land I'm going to celebrate our victories tonight in Virginia and New Jersey! The American People want what I want.
Folks I do have some bad News though. Global Warming is not caused by cows farting and Hot Rod Cars. The truth is Global warming is caused by Sun Spots and the fact that the Moon is failing to orbit the Earth in a proper way. It is getting closer to the Earth by 33 miles each year, its orbit is in decay. This is causing the Earth to get closer to the Sun each year by 3,000 Miles in its orbit around the Sun. So if my calculations are correct, by the year 2031, one of two things are going to happen. First the Moon will crash into the Earth and obliterate out planet. Or??? The Earth will be to close to the Sun for us to have any form of Life on the Planet Earth.
So, Have a Merry Christmas this year,,and take my advice,,, Why Worry??? I never Worry! I'm happy if I can make it to the bathroom after I give one of my famous speeches!! Folks NASA Flight Director John Goddard is going to figure out how to save our planet, so don't listen to President Xi Jinping of China, the guy is an Asshole! All that he does is sit around all day and dreams about conquering the world,,, Not saving it.

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My Intelligence Services have told me that this John Goddard of NASA is actually a CIA Deep Cover Officer by the name Scott McKensie. This is a part of the NSA and CIA cover up, so that you Americans do not find the truth about Anna Kreisling. She can write a very moving letter, which has affected me deeply.
Back 25 years ago when Bill Clinton was President, China and the USA had great relations. But now the CIA and Joe Biden are wanting a Nuclear War with China. Why? With China destroyed the United States will be the No. 1 power in the world.
Also your own scientists are warning that unless we have a Nuclear War the human population will so large it will destroy the planet Earth.
However we in the Chinese Communist Party have an ACE up our sleeve. We have 5,687 long range ICBM's that reach the United States, the U.S. has only 985 rockets that can reach China. So we will win the coming Nuclear War!
So very soon we will demand California, Alaska and Hawaii be given to China or else we will level every city in America.
How do you like dem apples Joe? You stinking Yankee Doodle Dandy! Who is changing your Depends underwear? Did you poop your pants after reading this?

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NASA FLIGHT OPERATIONS DIRECTOR;
Houston, Texas

Dear Dr. Andrew Wyeth, The NEW YORK TIMES,

I am sick and tired of your articles about our Moon Landing being a fake in 1969. We did land on the Moon, but we did have help. When Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong were coming down they landed in the wrong spot. The LEM was very near a crater and another ten feet, they would have tumbled down into the crater and probably would have died.
Thanks to the German NAZI'S who were already on the Moon, they came out with their Mark III Moon Panzers and picked up the LEM and put it on a trailer and transported it to a nice flat area! Then they helped with the cameras and the lighting and set the stage for Neil Armstrong's famous trip down the ladder! Guess who was filming Neil?? That's right, it was Anna Kreisling with some Nazi Third graders clapping as Neil came down the ladder! Thank goodness we have Nazi's on the Moon!
Praise the Lord that the Nazi's have such advanced Technology! I spent seven days on the Moon for Octoberfest this year and there is nothing like these gorgeous German Beer Maidens with these 44DD Breasts bouncing around in such low gravity! Let me tell you going to the Moon is such a wonderful experience! Do you know how great it is to look through a Zeiss and Leica Telescope on the Moon! How great it is to play golf on the Moon!
Anna Kreisling has told me that once I retire from NASA, I can come and retire and work on the Moon!
God bless Texas, God bless America, and God bless all our hard working Nazi's on the Moon!!

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